I am merciful and sweet

Chapter 31 Shredded Green Tea

Under Tang San's superb driving skills, they arrived at their destination an hour later.

The predecessor of Chunhua Amusement Park was an entertainment and hunting garden outside the royal family of the Qing Palace, and some relics of the Qing Dynasty are still preserved.According to the unique cultural heritage, the park spends huge sums of money to build a modern theme park in the north, which is located in the mini Forbidden City, the small Forbidden City, the majestic bell tower...

In the south are modern amusement facilities, giant Ferris wheel, crazy big turntable, rapid jumping machine, high-altitude bicycle, carousel...

It was the weekend, and the amusement park was crowded with people.

Li Junjie has great powers, and he got four tickets by sending a WeChat message, leading them to the VIP channel and entering the amusement park unimpeded.

He explained: "The Li family is one of the investors in Chunhua Amusement Park."

Except for Li Junjie, all four of them have long legs of 1.8 meters. When they turn their necks, they can catch a glimpse of Tang Xiuyao who stands out from the crowd.

And he was coldly with a widower's face of a dead wife, like a husband catching an adulterer, following Nan Guimeng and the young master of the apprentice's step by step.

Bu Qiufeng asked: "When Tang Xiuyao and Tuli fight, who shall we help?"

Qin Yuan said: "I can't fight. The young master of the apprentice family looks quite weak."

Li Junjie scratched his head, "Then what are we doing?"

Qin Yuan approached the mobile catering truck parked by the roadside, sold a bucket of popcorn and four sticks of matcha ice cream, and said, "Just wait and see."

They each held a cone, shared a bucket of popcorn, and followed behind Tang Xiuyao and the other three at a leisurely pace.

Tu Li felt the thorns on his back, his handsome face was full of fear, and he whispered, "Why did Brother Yao come with you? He still looks at me with such terrifying eyes..."

Nan Guimeng said indifferently: "Can he still eat you?"

Tu Li said: "He is the eldest son of the Tang clan..."

Nan Guimeng snorted, "I haven't paid much attention to a mere Tang Sect."

Tu Li lacked confidence and said: "Tang Sect's unique learning, hit with one blow, and the soul flies away. I still want to live for two more years!"

Nan Guimeng glanced at him, with a proud look on her brows, "I'm here, what are you afraid of?"

The greening construction of Chunhua Amusement Park is perfect.The flowers are clustered, the trees are shady, the ancient trees are towering, and the scenery is pleasant.There is even an undeveloped virgin forest to the west.

The two wandered around the park, chatting like old friends they haven't seen for a long time.

Tu Li said: "Before you came, I saw that socialite from the Lin family and the young master from the Ma family went to ride the Ferris wheel."

Nan Guimeng raised her eyebrows, "The Ma family? The one that started out by fighting against eunuchs and concubines?"

Tu Li nodded.

Nan Guimeng snorted coldly, "Although Lin Xiaochai is a bitch, my sister is not stained with mud." He glanced at Tang Xiuyao who was following him from the corner of his eye as he spoke, and all his anger spread on the playboy beside him. Sneering coldly, "Why do you think you are so cheap? Don't leave the real white lotus, I would rather pick the black heart lotus that is rotten from the inside out."

Tu Li was not angry at all, and said: "Men always like people who look pure and coquettish in their bones. Needless to say, Lin Xiaodie is cold from the outside to the inside. She is a little dragon girl who does not eat the fireworks of the world. She is taken out to save face. Just look at it, and the bed will be tasteless. And you look coquettish, but you are so noble in your bones that you can only watch from a distance. As for Lin Xiaochai, you are only worthy of being teased."

Nangui Meng glanced at him, "Have you ever played?"

Tu Li shouted: "How dare I? Don't be afraid of getting sick!"

Nangui dreamed that he looked like he had eaten a fly, and he smiled, bright and beautiful.

Two cold eyes flashed on Tuli's back.He involuntarily shivered, rubbed his arms and said, "Mengguan, I feel murderous."

Nan Guimeng glanced at her, raised the corner of her mouth and said, "That's right, I'm afraid he won't be angry."

Tu Li felt that he seemed to be a target, and the cold arrows behind him continued to shoot uninterruptedly.For his own safety, he said in a negotiating tone: "Why don't we stop visiting relatives today. I will send you back home?"

Nan Guimeng categorically refused, "No. I haven't played enough." He stopped in front of the screaming large equipment, pointed to the pirate ship and said, "I want to sit on this."

Tu Li's face turned pale, and he said in a trembling voice, "I'm afraid of heights!"

Nan Guimeng just repeated willfully: "I want to sit here."

He shook his head again and again, "No, this really won't work! This shake will make my stomach vomit!"

At this moment, Tang Xiuyao, who was behind her, took a few steps forward, came to Nan Guimeng's side, and said, "I'll sit with you."

Nan Guimeng didn't say yes or no, she just snorted and walked to the back of the line.Tang Xiuyao also followed.

Seeing the two of them boarding the pirate ship, Tang Xiaofang quickly poured all the leftover popcorn into his mouth, wiped his greasy hands on Bu Qiufeng's clothes, and said excitedly, "Let's go play too!"

Li Junjie turned pale, shook his head and said, "No, I'm afraid!"

Bu Qiufeng and Tang Xiaofang involuntarily set up Li Junjie from left to right, put him on the chair, and buckled his seat belt himself.

After the staff repeatedly confirmed that everyone fastened their seat belts, they activated the device switch.

Honk: "Beep beep beep——"

After ten seconds, the pirate ship started slowly, swaying left and right, the amplitude increased, and gradually rose.

Suddenly, it bumped up and down like a strong wind and rain in the sea, which was thrilling!

Li Junjie held the handle of the chair firmly, closed his eyes tightly, and shouted when the pirate ship dived suddenly: "Mom—"

"I hate pia—"

Wave after wave of screams.

5 minute later.

Honk: "Beep beep beep——"

The pirate ship gradually stopped swinging.

Tang Xiaofang helped Li Junjie untie the safety buckle and helped him off the pirate ship.

Li Junjie's feet landed on the ground, but he still couldn't feel the reality.His legs didn't work, shaking like sifting chaff, as if he was still in the midst of a stormy sea.

He suddenly felt nauseous again and again, Bu Qiufeng shouted: "No, I want to vomit!"

There was no trash can nearby, and the toilets were too far away. Without thinking, Qin Yuan took off her coat, squeezed her hat into a bucket shape, put it in front of Li Junjie and said, "Spit this up."

Stomach was churning, Li Junjie couldn't hold it anymore, he lowered his head and vomited, "Ugh—"

Tang Xiaofang patted him on the back, babbling: "Bold, don't eat Laotan sauerkraut noodles in the morning, it's bad for the stomach."

Li Junjie vomited out the contents of his stomach, pulled Bu Qiufeng's arm, wiped his mouth on his clothes, and wrinkled his nose.

He was still in shock, fearful and wronged in his heart, two tears flowed down, howling: "Wow—Brother Yuan, the two of them bullied me..."

Tang Xiaofang said: "Brave is something that needs to be scared. You are a man who has passed through the gate of hell, how can you be as trembling as an old woman?"

Bu Qiufeng rolled his eyes, "Girls nowadays are not as good as before, they are all so tough."

They talked and walked to the bathroom.

Qin Yuan put the coat under the faucet, and Li Junjie said sobbingly, "Brother Yuan, I'll buy you one later..."

Qin Yuan said casually, "No need, you can wear it after washing."

Bu Qiufeng "tsk tsk" twice, "I didn't expect you to be a virtuous little Mariko Cherry."

Tang Xiaofang turned off the faucet, grabbed his clothes, and threw them into the trash can, "I said I would buy it for you, so I will buy it for you. The old men in the north will do what they say!"

Qin Yuan: ...

Li Junjie rinsed his mouth, washed his face, wiped his wet hands on Bu Qiufeng's back, and said, "Did we forget something?"

Tang Xiaofang said: "I don't know. I'm hungry, let's eat Kanto cooking."

The other three said in unison: "Good (hóu)!"

When they came to the cartoon restaurant selling Kanto cooking, they saw the young masters of the Tu family waiting in line to eat, and then they remembered that they had forgotten Mengguan and Tang Xiuyao.

X-rays shot out from the eyes of the four of them, looking up and down at Tu Li.

Tang Xiaofang said: "Not as handsome as my brother."

Li Junjie said: "Not as rich as your brother."

Bu Qiufeng said: "Not as powerful as your brother."

Qin Yuan said frankly: "I think his vision may be better than your brother's."

The three of them stared at him, and said to him in unison: "Brother Yuan, you traitor!"

Qin Yuan: Wronged, I'm just telling the truth.

They discussed so unscrupulously, and those who were discussed also found them.

Tuli walked over with a hamburger and a Coke in his hand, and said to Tang Xiaofang without any hostility, "Are you the two hundred and five from Tangmen?"

Tang Xiaofang narrowed his eyes and threatened him, "I warn you, Nanguimeng is the sister-in-law I pre-arranged for my brother, stay away from him!"

Tu Li took a sip of Coke, "I can't promise you. If I neglect him, my grandma will beat me with a dragon head stick later."

As he spoke, he walked towards the rest area until he came under the shade of a tree, sat next to Nan Guimeng, devoured the hamburger, and said as he gnawed, "My grandma said it was junk food, and I was forbidden to eat it. It's really suffocating." me."

Nan Guimeng asked: "Is your grandma in good health?"

Tu Li said: "Run to the [-]th floor in one breath without panting!"

He drank all the Coke and hamburger three times, five times and two times, then threw the garbage into the disposal box and asked, "What else do you want to play?"

Nan Guimeng glanced at Tang Xiuyao who was not far away with a livid face, and said, "Okay, you can kneel down."

He said, "Shall I take you back?"

Nan Guimeng said: "No need. I'll give you 30 seconds and get out of my sight immediately."

"twitter."

Only left.

After Nan Guimeng had enough rest, she also stood up, ready to leave.Tang Xiuyao approached with an unfriendly expression, blocked Nan Guimeng's way, and said, "You keep saying you like me, but you go to someone else's appointment in a blink of an eye? Do you like it? It's obviously a joke!"

Nan Guimeng raised her eyes and looked at him, "Since you have already rejected me, why do you care what I do with other people? I am so cheap that I must hang myself on your chicken?"

Tang Xiuyao said: "I!" He only said one word, then closed his mouth again with a tangled expression.

The group of four hiding in the woods not far away to watch a play, some drink Coke, some chew oden, some chew oden.

Qin Yuan asked: "When did Meng Guan confess to Xiuyao?"

Tang Xiaofang took a bite of the tribute balls, "It's the first night my brother moved in. I was hungry that night, so I went to the kitchen to cook noodles. Meng Guan knocked on my brother's door, first borrowed the bathroom, and confessed my love after borrowing the bathroom. After Bai Bai, I started to seduce and seduce. Then I was thrown out of the room by my brother."

Qin Yuan jokingly said: "He can remain indifferent even when a beautiful woman throws herself into her arms. It seems that he has good concentration."

After they finished speaking, they continued to observe the two of them.

Tang Xiuyao remained silent the whole time, Nan Guimeng smiled coldly, "Give the green tea bitch your ten-thousand-year spare tire!"

As he spoke, he was about to leave, but Tang Xiuyao grabbed his wrist.

Nan Guimeng raised her brows upside down, and scolded, "Why are you pulling me? Let go!"

Tang Xiuyao said with a serious expression: "First, I have nothing to do with him. Second, I am not a backup. Third, no matter what others say or do, you should respect and love yourself, and you should not abuse yourself."

Nan Guimeng met his unusually serious gaze, and said domineeringly: "First, you are not my boyfriend, so you have no right to control me. Second, I can play with my own body as I want. Third, you can It hurts me!"

Nan Guimeng's wrist tightly held by Tang Xiuyao was already red, and the latter hurriedly let go of his hand and said, "Sorry."

"I don't accept it!" Nan Guimeng snorted and left with a haughty expression.

Li Junjie gnawed on the sausage and asked, "Is it time to chase after my wife for thousands of miles?"

Unexpectedly, Tang Xiuyao stood there motionless with an annoyed expression.

Bu Qiufeng said: "Your brother is not a fool, is he?"

Tang Xiaofang rolled his eyes at him, "It's been said that he is a little old-fashioned."

Qin Yuan threw the bamboo sticks into the trash can and said, "The matchmaker squad should be dispatched."

The foursome in the woods immediately ran forward.Bu Qiufeng raised his long legs and kicked Tang Xiuyao's ass, shouting, "Why are you standing there? Chase!"

Tang Xiuyao was kicked a few steps forward by him, and ran up.

After walking a few steps, they met Lin Xiaochai and Ma Yan, who were talking and laughing.

Lin Xiaochai caught a glimpse of Tang Xiuyao by chance, and panic flashed in his eyes. He stepped forward and said, "Xiuyao, don't get me wrong, I just..."

Tang Xiuyao interrupted him impatiently, "Have you seen Nanguimeng?"

Lin Xiaochai was taken aback for a moment, then blurted out, "He and his boyfriend went to the hotel in the Forbidden City."

As soon as the voice fell, a sarcasm was interrupted, "I didn't expect you to be insane and blind. I'm here. What you saw in the small hotel is a ghost, right?"

Nan Guimeng slowly walked out from the garden on the left, looking at him arrogantly, with a hint of disgust in his eyes.

Lin Xiaochai didn't respond to his ridicule, but looked at Tang Xiuyao softly and weakly, "Do you believe him or me?"

Tang Xiuyao said coldly: "Mr. Lin, last time I took you to find Tang Xiaofang and Bu Qiufeng, it was because the dean told me that the two of them can only return to school if you settle your suspicions. I hope you don't misunderstand this.

Since at the beginning of school, you said that we are just friends, then we should follow the gentleman's way and get along like water.If there is nothing particularly important, I hope you don't appear in front of me, and don't bother my brother and my friends anymore! "

Qin Yuan, who was hiding in the woods and grass, whispered: "So we misunderstood him last time at the pig farm. He endured the humiliation and brought Lin Xiaochai here so that you two could go back to school..."

Tears flickered in Tang Xiaofang's eyes: "I was actually moved by my brother..."

Bu Qiufeng took a bite of the sausage, "I'm so moved by him too!"

Lin Xiaochai over there obviously couldn't accept it, or she had never seen Tang Xiuyao with such a cold and decisive attitude.

He asked in a low voice, "Why?"

Nan Guimeng snorted coldly, and quickly said, "How can there be so many reasons? I don't like it. This one reason is enough."

Lin Xiaochai scolded in a low voice, "What are you? You're nothing more than an entertainer!"

Li Junjie in the woods began to doubt the efficiency of his home news network, and said to himself: "Meng Guan was taken care of by others, why didn't I receive any news?"

Bu Qiufeng rolled his eyes at him, "Stupid you. He said that on purpose to make Tang Xiuyao feel like she should be in Nanguimeng!"

After they finished speaking, they stood still and continued to observe the battle situation.

Nan Guimeng over there said generously: "Yes, I'm just an actor." He said his eyes turned cold, with contempt and sarcasm in them, "But I have never positioned myself as any other noble status. And you , Lin Xiaochai. Even if you try your best to put on the dragon robe, you still can't be a crown prince!"

Listening to the hidden words in his words, Qin Yuan asked in a low voice: "What do you mean?"

Li Junjie said: "Lin Xiaochai's mother is a third-party superior. His mother pissed off the original wife. The eldest son was taken back by his grandfather when he was young, and he severed ties with the Lin family long ago. That's why Lin Xiaochai, who was born later, became the first son. This matter is a secret How did Mengguan know the secret in the book?"

Lin Xiaochai, who was poked at the center of the matter, had venomous eyes, and raised his hand to slap Nan Guimeng across the face.

Tang Xiuyao took a step forward, put Nan Guimeng behind her, and said coldly to Lin Xiaochai: "I originally thought that not disturbing each other and treating each other with courtesy is a respect for the past. After all, even if the friendship is not there, you and I can still be regarded as acquaintances." But if you continue to be stubborn, don't blame me for being mean!"

Why did Tang Xiuyao speak so coldly to him?

Lin Xiaochai asked incredulously: "Who is he to you, why are you protecting him like this?"

Nan Guimeng snorted, "I'm his lover. Why, not convinced?" He said with two knife-like eyes flying out of his eyes, and said coldly: "If you don't accept it, hang yourself!"

With tears in her eyes, Lin Xiaochai choked up and said, "Xiuyao, back then you were afraid that I would be kicked out of the cultivation world and took responsibility for me. Why did you allow others to wantonly insult me ​​today?"

These words made Nan Guimeng's heart angry, Tang Xiuyao was sentenced to family law precisely because of this incident, she was bedridden for half a year, unable to move.

He came out from behind Tang Xiuyao, raised his hand and slapped Lin Xiaochai hard, the "slap" was clear and loud, the latter's left cheek was swollen, and he scolded angrily: "I dare to drag others into the water even if I want to die!"

Lin Xiaochai covered her cheeks and asked sharply, "How dare you hit me?"

Nan Guimeng scolded domineeringly: "I'll beat you if I hit you, and you still have to pick a life? Bitch!"

Lin Xiaochai's facial features were distorted, and a purple flag appeared in his hand at some point, lingering layers of black air.

Bu Qiufeng, who was secretly observing in the woods, said: "Lin Xiaochai wants to call the Yin soldiers from the underworld, but the summoning ceremony must be started, as long as the process is interrupted."

Bai Lian bitch is going to launch a big move, how can the matchmaker team just sit back and watch?

Tang Xiaofang took out a large simulated high-pressure water gun from his backpack, and said excitedly: "Tang Xiaofang, team member No. 1, prepare to attack!"

Li Junjie took out two camouflage smoke, fog, and bombs, "No. 2 team member Li Bold, take temporary cover!"

Bu Qiufeng put the wireless walkie-talkie near his mouth, "No. 3 team member Bu Qiufeng, remote control!"

Qin Yuan watched with a dazed expression as they were fully armed within three seconds, and said, "I... stand behind?"

Tang Xiaofang pushed the bullet into the chamber, and rushed out like an arrow from the string, "GO! GO! GO!"

He turned around and came in front of Tang Xiuyao and Nan Guimeng, raised his water gun and aimed at Lin Xiaochai, laughing wildly: "Ahahahaha——"

The high-pressure water gun sprayed out streams of thick yellow liquid one after another, exuding a faint fishy smell.

Nan Guimeng covered her nose, and asked in a low voice, "What are you pretending to be?"

Tang Xiaofang said happily: "Boy pee, an artifact to exorcise evil spirits! It is perfect for dealing with the white lotus demon!"

Lin Xiaochai, who was sprayed with urine all over, looked grim, and shouted sharply: "Tang, Xiao, Fang! I'll kill you—"

As soon as the words fell, there were a few more yellow talismans in his hand, and he was about to throw them at Tang Xiaofang.

Li Junjie in the grass looked at the right time and threw two camouflage bullets in the direction where they were standing. Suddenly, colorful smoke filled the air, blocking everyone's sight.

He was out of breath and stammered: "Think about killing my brother, ask me if you have asked me?"

Qin Yuan and Bu Qiufeng on the side clapped their hands, raised their thumbs to him, and exclaimed, "Bold, amazing!"

Li Junjie's expression changed suddenly, he pointed to the front and said, "Lin Xiaochai has drawn his sword!"

I saw Lin Xiaochai pulling out a golden snake scimitar from the void, ready to fight!

Bu Qiufeng shouted: "Boldly, let the bullet go!"

"Oh oh oh!" Li Junjie continued to throw camouflage bullets in the direction of Lin Xiaochai.

Tang Xiuyao took the opportunity to pull Nan Guimeng to retreat, Tang Xiaofang shouted as he fled: "Fuck, bro, you have the same sex and no humanity!"

Tang Xiuyao turned her head and said, "Shut up!"

Lin Xiaochai couldn't see them, so naturally he couldn't determine their location.However, as soon as Tang Xiaofang's unique Northeast smoke came out, he locked on the target.

Lin Xiaochai slashed at the opposite side suddenly, the knife drew the wind vortex, and in an instant the hurricane swept violently, attacking Tang Xiaofang and others forcefully!

Qin Yuan quickly took out the talisman paper from her pocket and bit her finger to draw the talisman.The situation was critical, he didn't have time to fold the talisman into a human form, so he could only raise it to the sky, and the mantra became, "Come whoever can hit you!"

The talisman paper burned blazingly in the air, and the moment it burned out, a halberd flew out across the sky.

"Chong-"

The weapons clashed clangingly, and sparks flew everywhere!

The smoke dissipated, and a person stood erect in front of Tang Xiaofang and the others.He is [-] meters tall, wears a purple gold crown with three-pronged hair on his head, a chain armor with a beast face swallowing his head, and holds a Fangtian painted halberd.

"Wuyuan Lu Fengxian, is willing to fight for the master and leap for the world!"

Tang Xiaofang, Li Junjie, and Bu Qiufeng's faces were deformed due to shock, and they shouted: "Lu Wenhou——"

Red rabbit among horses, Lu Bu among people.Sweeping in troubled times, invincible, the brave have no fear!

Qin Yuan calmly walked out from behind the tree, and said firmly, "Lin Xiaochai, if you want to be a demon, I don't mind cleaning up the house for the principal!"

No. 4 Qin Yuan of the matchmaker team, carry the audience!

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