Are there still straight people in the fashion circle?

Mi Hao has felt since childhood that time is a wonderful concept.

There is a kind of time called "time in the eyes of mothers", which will increase or shorten according to the other party's inner thoughts, and is the most uncontrollable subjective variable for all children.He has suffered from it, such as——

At six o'clock in the morning when I was a student, Mi Hao's mother stood in front of the bed and slapped her hands: "Hao Hao! Get up quickly, you're going to be late! Brush your teeth, wash your face, eat breakfast, don't go to bed, change your clothes quickly, it's almost seven o'clock Attend class?"

Mi Hao, who was aggressive, sat up, staring in front of his eyes to pull the alarm clock, and said painfully: "... 诶 诶 诶 诶? Mom? Only six o'clock?"

Mi Hao's mother: "It's seven o'clock when I recite vocabulary at six o'clock, get up quickly." Mi Hao: "... woo." And at ten o'clock in the evening on weekends when I can finally play games, Mi Hao's mother pointed at the computer: " Haohao, are you still playing? I’ve been playing for several hours, and it’s almost twelve o’clock, do you still want to go to bed? Night is the time for the internal organs to detoxify, and I’m tired every day and want to sleep, why don’t you sleep now?” Mi Hao: “Mom… ...It's only ten o'clock. We just hit the third child..." Mi Hao's mother: "I know you can't let you play all the time, and once you play, you don't know the time." Mi Hao: "...Mum, I don't know who it is Time?????" Fortunately, "time in mother's eyes" is not a debuff that exists forever, but will automatically disappear as it leaves the opponent's jurisdiction.After four years of high school life and half a year of work, Mi Hao has completely forgotten this highly subjective way of calculating time.Uh, until Cheng Ganrui appeared.

However, for a long time before, Cheng Ganrui's control over time was basically increasing rather than decreasing, which made Mi Hao very comfortable, for example——

At eight o'clock in the morning, Mi Hao struggled out of the quilt with limp hands and feet, dazedly touching the place beside him, it was chilly and there was no one there.

"Brother Cheng—"

Cheng Ganrui walked in wearing a tie, clipped on the tie clip his baby gave him before, and changed from the "Legend of Hungry Wolf" skin last night to the exclusive "Business Elite" skin during the day.Glancing at someone covered in red marks, she smiled softly: "It's still early, go to sleep, I'll make you some breakfast on the way."

When Mi Hao got up at 08:30, the towel was placed by the sink, the toothbrush had squeezed toothpaste, and the cup was filled with half-warm water.Cheng Qianrui sat in the living room reading the morning newspaper and drinking coffee, with a folded shirt and trousers in front of him, raised his eyes and said to him: "Go and wash up, my husband will come over later to change your clothes."

Mi Hao scratched his head: "Hmm..."

Another example is playing video games together at night until eleven or twelve o'clock, when Cheng Qianrui reminded him to go to bed early.

"Baby, it's time to sleep."

Mi Hao acted coquettishly at him with wet eyes: "I still have an achievement that I can't make it through, I want to finish playing before going to bed... Brother Cheng, please do me a favor."

Cheng Ganrui walked over, patted Meat Rabbit's buttocks and said "get up".

Then sit where he was sitting before, put his arms around him, and hug him well: "Play for another half an hour. It was agreed in advance. If you haven't finished it after half an hour, you have to go to bed obediently." .Bao, you control the direction, I will play the props."

Mi Hao: "Heh heh heh."

……

He was so happy before, but why does someone have a sinister smile today.At this moment, Mi Hao recalled the fear of being dominated by subjectively compressed time.

Alas.The pitiful meat rabbit pushed the big-tailed wolf that came over, his ears trembling: "Brother Cheng, what do you want to do...what?" The big-tailed wolf showed its bright teeth and pressed him on the refrigerator. Bi Dong chuckled and said, "Baby, it's nine o'clock, and I'm going to bed." Mi Hao glanced at his phone, it was 07:30.Eh?Mi Hao blushed and licked his lips, his legs were a little soft, and his waist was trembling: "Wait, wait, wait... that... Brother Cheng... it's only 07:30 now." Cheng Ganrui bit him He took a sip of his ears and said, "Well, it's 07:30 Beijing time, and it's already nine o'clock at home. There's a jet lag. Good boy, I'm going to bed." Mi Hao: "... Huh?"

Mi Hao, who was dragged away, didn't quite understand why Cheng Qianrui became stronger and stronger as he practiced, and he could carry 120 kilograms of things at will.And the soft flesh on my stomach...is still soft after countless sit-ups, except for a little bit of weight loss in the back, the weight has not changed at all.

So why?

Even though everyone eats the same, you can grow muscle without gaining fat, but I have exhausted all my true energy just by restraining the fat that comes out...

Cheng Qianrui reached out and touched the rabbit's head: "Because you don't have to move, just lie flat, it's normal."

Mi Hao: "???"

after an hour.

"Are you comfortable?" Cheng Ganrui touched Mi Hao's tender and soft body, kissed him on the forehead, and said with a smile, "Hey, eat right away, don't be in a hurry."

The naked meat rabbit rubbed against the big-tailed wolf's arms, brought his paw to his mouth, and took a bite.

Humph.

But... I seem to be quite conscientious today, I haven't been doing it for a long time...

Mi Hao grabbed his phone and played for a while, but he still didn't realize why Cheng Ganrui suddenly wanted to eat.Hmm, strange, could it be that this red envelope really pleases him?

Then I won't send red envelopes again next time, so as not to enter the compressed time frame of Mystery...it's scary.

Cheng Ganrui, who had just had a full meal, put on his pajamas, got up and went to the kitchen to get dinner.He brought the bowl covered with a soft cloth to the side of the bed, put a few paper towels under it, dug a mouthful of the hot food with a spoon, and touched it to his mouth.

Well, not too hot, just the right temperature.

Cheng Ganrui smiled and said, "Baby, open your mouth."

There were two pillows under Mi Hao's waist, paralyzed on the bed like a salted fish, obediently mouthing what the other party gave him with a sleepy face.

Chew.

Immediately, a professional comment was issued: "The chicken is so tender, and the green beans are delicious, but the carrots are a bit hard."

Cheng Qianrui nodded: "Well, eat more and replenish your energy."

"Ang..." Mi Hao groaned contentedly while gnawing on the meat, opened his mouth to spit the bone into Cheng Ganrui's hand, and swallowed again.While eating, he suddenly felt that something was wrong just now, and raised his head subtly: "...replenish...replenish your energy?"

Cheng Ganrui wiped his mouth slowly: "Yes, otherwise, how could it be possible to do it for a few 10 minutes."

Mi Hao: "???"

Wait a minute, friend.

You seem to be saying something terrible?

Then I won't eat, I don't need to supplement, and then I can go to bed.

Mi Hao grabbed his hand and wiped the oil from his mouth, and said expressionlessly, "Brother Cheng, good night."

farewell.

Cheng Qianrui smiled lightly, and kissed his baby's face: "I don't think so."

Mi Hao wrapped himself in a quilt: "I think it's okay."

Cheng Qianrui opened it again: "If good night is okay, then a good night kiss is also fine."

Mi Hao: "...uh...um..."