Are there still straight people in the fashion circle?

There is a saying circulating on the Internet: If you are undecided about internal affairs, ask Baidu, and if you are undecided about foreign affairs, ask Google.

Mi Hao looked at his bank card balance, um...you can spend money recently!

For birthdays, symbolic foods such as birthday cakes and longevity noodles are indispensable, and gifts must be things that Cheng Qianrui likes.As for what to give him, he hasn't decided yet. It's not because the other party is too picky, but because the other party is too picky... Mi Hao even felt that even if he peeled a banana for him as a birthday present, Cheng Qianrui would be able to wear a gentle face. Thank you very sincerely with a smile, and then eat.

Well, what should I get?

After thinking about the other party's likes and interests, Mi Hao painfully realized that he was too incompetent as a boyfriend.From the time he met Cheng Ganrui until the two were together, he didn't know what specific hobbies the other party had.He had the urge to go inside and ask someone, but after thinking about it, it would be too obvious to say that. With Cheng Qianrui's emotional intelligence, he would definitely find out immediately that he was going to give a gift.

The reason why a gift makes people happy and look forward to is precisely because it can give people a sense of surprise.Start talking about giving gifts to the other party from today, but as time goes by, maybe the other party thinks about all kinds of surprises every day, and in the end they will lose interest when they see the real thing.Mi Hao thought about it, and thought that it would be best to make Cheng Qianrui think that he had forgotten about his birthday, and then appear suddenly to arrange a huge surprise.

It's exciting to think about.

I searched the keyword "birthday" in the rainbow forum, and found that the brain circuit of giving is really similar, either meme or papapa, it is almost the same as the gift Cheng Ganrui himself wanted.Mi Hao touched his waist subconsciously... Anyway, he will definitely do it on his birthday. It's better to give a real gift, so that someone, ahem, forgets after eating... Afterwards, he will do it with a "gift" Keywords, the content here involves relatives and friends, and there are many more parts that can be referred to.The more serious ones include fitness cards, clothes and decorations, but Cheng Ganrui has all of them.

Mi Hao was worried again, and went to Baidu to search for "birthday gift for boss".

Du Niang replied: Do you want to search - Zhihu: What is a good birthday present for the boss?

Mi Hao: "...so you two have become a family."

After going up for a few glances, Mi Hao finally realized that the phrase "pretend to find Zhihu" was too true.In addition to the bragging at the beginning of "Thank you for the invitation" and the show of affection at the end of "Thank you everyone, we have been together for X months", most of the answers above are "I have worked hard to achieve what the leaders voted for." good".The content includes: if the boss likes to play golf, I will send a club; if the boss likes fishing, I will send a fishing rod; Wait a minute... From Mi Hao's point of view, it's completely useless. Cheng Ganrui doesn't usually go out to play golf, fish, or play ball games.

On the contrary, a suitable introduction for Cheng Ganrui should be like this: a very ambitious professional, the only thing he can remember is making money in the company and eating rabbit meat at home.The big-tailed wolf Mr. Sen joined Xinghan for three months, and through his own efforts, he raised his love rabbit Mihao.He can be called a good man in the business world, with family on his left and career on his right.He brought the meat rabbit home just so that he could have rabbits to suck anytime and anywhere...

Mi Hao: "..."

Or look at Taobao.

The positioning of "a gift for the boss" is too serious, so Mi Hao shyly entered "a gift for the boyfriend".

result.

Hey... yell... 嚱... The aesthetics of graphic design graduates has been severely tested. Once again, I feel that there are really "colorful black", "round edges and corners" and "Better, bigger and more eye-catching".

The content of the gift is even more outrageous, involving but not limited to-"ゞ荖荖荖蛋蛩叆你, о Amitabha フシ㷥you, may you have a めるbody, every month" "Excellent Husband" thumb-shaped crystal with a bottom lamp that can be used for photos The commemorative cup, the "Smoking Less, Love Me More" laser colorful scene light double-headed heart-shaped lighter, and the fake packaging of IWATCH on the outside but two boxes of strawberry jelly flavored Durex inside.

Mi Hao tried his best to imagine Cheng Ganrui's reaction to receiving the above gifts.

Martian engraved wallet, meeting is goodbye forever, it must have been put in the drawer and pressed at the bottom of the box, and I will never see it in this life.

A large gold pen with a dragon pattern in a gift box. The moment the gift box is opened, it will be thrown into the corner of the desk and disappear with time.

The thumb-shaped crystal monument may be placed somewhere to press something, after all, it is a little heavy.

Double-headed heart-shaped lighter, took out a birthday candle, and then fell asleep forever in nowhere.

The outside is IWATCH packaging, and the inside is strawberry fudge-flavored Durex... Brother Cheng likes to use Okamoto, uh.

Cheng Ganrui bought two sets of the King of Fighters gift box from Okamoto before, one for collection and the other for use, but he didn't run out of them.

Mi Hao closed the page shyly.

Well, the above aesthetics are too scary, let’s ask my classmates.

Mi Hao picked an "alumni" group on WeChat, most of which were his college classmates and people from other departments he knew, and he sent a message asking for help: "What gift to give to a male boss who has a good relationship?"

Soon someone replied——

Brother Da Fei (Yu Fei): Do you want to send the leader off?Tobacco and alcohol are versatile, so choose the expensive one.

Zhuyu (2013 school girl): Brother, do you want to make some handmade snacks, although it feels too cute hahaha~

Ah Li Li Li (Student Union): If the male boss is old, he can buy some health care products.

Handsome Tomato (Hao Shuai): Stand beside him and sing to wish you good luck and good luck, and congratulations on your happy birthday, every year has today and every year has today~

Li Fuguier (Sister 2011): How good is a good relationship? If you are particularly good, consider giving it to yourself.

The cat named Husky (Yang Yiqi): I bought tickets for the Liming concert for the leader, and then yelled that I love Jacky Cheung! ! !You can be beaten together with your boss and establish a wonderful [expression] friendship.

Mi Hao: "...With people like you, why worry about the world being in chaos!!! Monsters!!!"

I was secretly complaining that no one was reliable, and suddenly a new message popped up.

The hero is always the last to appear, and the last person in the circle of friends is always the most reasonable.

Yun Nianqing (Xu Qingqing): Shuai and Husky are too unreliable! ! !Xiaomi, how about designing a simple thing and then making it for him?

This...seems...okay!