One Sword Seals Immortals

Early the next morning, Fu Hanzhou got up to wash up, yawned and looked at the calendar.

Kou Kou's new body will be delivered soon, and the courier made an appointment to come to the door at [-]:[-] in the morning, which is why he was woken up by the alarm clock so early.

While brushing his teeth, Fu Hanzhou was in a good mood, so he took a rare look in the mirror for a while.

He usually lives at home, does not modify his appearance very much, only shaves once a few days, and often walks into the study in pajamas and slippers, carrying coffee.

At this moment, he looked at himself in the mirror and suddenly thought: When Ying Longcheng wakes up and sees his real appearance, will he be a little disappointed?

After a while, Fu Hanzhou picked up the electric shaver beside him, and slowly began to clean his stubble.

By the way, he asked: "Ku'er, what products did you recommend recently to get rid of dark circles?"

Kou Kou said: "╭(╯^╰)╮The owner won't remember it even if I say it, so I just placed the order right away?"

Fu Hanzhou smiled and said, "Little clever ghost, place an order."

After shaving, Fu Hanzhou looked at himself in the mirror.

He kept saying: "Master is already handsome enough! Being in love has made you so sweet, and your sleep time has also become 41% regular recently... and, as soon as you see Chengcheng, you feel happy, so good."

Fu Hanzhou did not refute.

Because he thought about it carefully, it seemed to be the case.

Mingming suffered two "assassinations" one after another the night before, which seemed thrilling, but he still slept soundly.

It seemed that no matter what happened, even if he was unhappy just a second ago, as long as he saw Ying Longcheng walking towards him, his mood was already at peace.

Fu Hanzhou said: "Probably this is the feeling of falling in love with a paper man."

Koukou: "Chengcheng is no longer a paper man!"

Fu Hanzhou said deeply: "As long as the mosaic system exists for a day, he can only continue to be a paper man who can't grasp the point."

Kou Kou: "Σ(°△°|||)︴ Kou Kou suspects that the owner is driving, but Kou Kou has no evidence!"

Fu Hanzhou laughed, and put on a mask after washing.

On time and on time, the courier really came to the door, and delivered the humanoid robot he ordered a few days ago——

Kou Kou's new body looks like a delicate and cute little boy in his teens. When he was delivered, he was wearing a British-style waistcoat and half-rimmed eyes. He looked like a little gentleman.

"Thank you." Fu Hanzhou took the delivery form and signed it.

The ends of his hair were still a little wet, and when he lowered his head, the neckline exposed a section of the back of his neck, exuding the refreshing aroma of shaving water.

The courier boy's face slowly turned red, he grabbed his pocket awkwardly, and said, "Mr. Fu, that, that... May I ask you for your contact information? I, I promise I won't disturb you..."

After Fu Hanzhou signed, he raised his eyes and glanced at the courier brother.

He didn't care about it in the past, but today he is in a good mood.

So Fu Hanzhou smiled and said, "I already have a boyfriend."

Delivery guy: "Ah..."

He looked at Fu Hanzhou's smiling eyebrows, still a little dazed, and then saw the door in front of him being closed with a "bang".

After a while, Fu Hanzhou carried the courier back to the living room.

The round mouth has already rolled over.

Kou Kou was still regretting that his macho dream was shattered, but when he saw his new body, he immediately felt "really fragrant", and couldn't stop drooling: "Master is so kind! Master is the best! Kou Kou likes Master the most... ..."

Fu Hanzhou unpacked it for him, installed the charging stand according to the instructions, then started the robot and made some initial settings.

Immediately, Kou Kou couldn't wait to be transferred into the new body, and moved his hands and feet clumsily.

Of course, controlling a humanoid body for the first time, the little artificial mentally handicapped still needs a certain amount of time to learn.

In the first step, he fell a dog and gnawed on the mud, and then he performed freestyle swimming on the ground with all four limbs, and he couldn't get up for a long time.

Fu Hanzhou's smirk gradually became uncontrollable, and he turned the little artificial mentally handicapped person over, looking like a clumsy tortoise, unable to turn back.

Koukou: "Master QAQ, please save me!"

Click.

Fu Hanzhou not only didn't move, he even raised the corners of his mouth and took two photos as souvenirs.

After a while, it's almost time to go online.

Fu Hanzhou simply picked up Koukou's light body, walked directly into the study, and plugged him into the VR interface.

With an "Aww", her face turned red, and she said, "I hate it, my legs are still weak, you should insert it lightly~"

pia.

Fu Hanzhou spanked his ass: "Be honest, go online and build an account first. 'Fu Hanzhou' who is recuperating in Xiangzhou is still waiting for you to replace him."

He said with a guilty conscience: "Master, I'm not very good at walking..."

Fu Hanzhou said: "It's okay, I'm in a wheelchair. Anyway, I'm recovering from a serious illness."

Mouth was startled: "That's right! It turns out that Bingjiao has such an advantage!"

Soon, Koukou went online to Xiangzhou to create a new NPC character through Fu Hanzhou's dedicated login channel.

And Fu Hanzhou boarded his own VR equipment and appeared in the Youzhou station.

He had finished packing his things yesterday and was about to leave for Xiangzhou.

Before noon, the group set out on the road again, embarking on the official road back to Xiangzhou.

Feng Liying was probably chased and intercepted by players last night, and now he was swaying sleepily under the spring sun.

Not long after, relying on his unrivaled lightness skills, he lay directly on the horse's back with his eyes closed, and even snored while staggering.

Probably because of his infection, Fu Hanzhou, who got up early in the morning, couldn't help feeling sleepy and yawning.

On one side, Zhaoye Yushi took a small step, and ran to Taxue Wuzhao's side and walked side by side.

Ying Longcheng was very helpless, and said: "If you are really sleepy, why don't you rest for a while."

Fu Hanzhou said in a daze, "Hurry up early, there are still a lot of things waiting to be done in Xiangzhou... Let's not mention Lin Xue'an, I still want to investigate what happened to Li Xingshu back then..."

Having said that, he yawned again.

After a while, Ying Longcheng stretched out his hand and took the reins of Treading Snow Wuzhao from Fu Hanzhou.

The two horses, black and white, were childhood sweethearts, even a young husband and wife. They were almost connected with each other. When they were close together and on the road, the pace of their steps quickly synchronized.

So Ying Longcheng took control of the horse for Fu Hanzhou, and the latter tilted his head and leaned against Ying Longcheng's shoulder beside him.

A man with good martial arts is also very stable as a pillow...

This thought flashed through Fu Hanzhou's mind, and while he was a little happy, he was not so sleepy at the same time.

He didn't move, just leaned on it, and lazily opened the game forum to browse - just like when he often played with his mobile phone before going to bed.

Koukou's main program is now registered far away in Xiangzhou.

Therefore, Fu Hanzhou didn't have the super search and summary function at the moment, so he turned the pages manually.

Today's forum seems to be full of gunpowder.

The cause was yesterday, when Shadow Sword and Kuaixue Pavilion confronted each other in public. Although the conflict did not intensify in the end, it could be regarded as a breakup in the end.

The amazing thing is that today the players also automatically divided into camps...

Xiangzhou Kangkangtang, who followed the sword in the shadow all the way, and a group of foreign pavilion disciples recruited by Kuaixue Pavilion, they quarreled.

The former scolded Kuaixue Pavilion: "Gouzui Pavilion!"

The latter scolded Kang Kangtang: "Zhutoutang!"

Then the forum made a new label, and posted it uniformly to their quarrel posts:

#Pig Dog War#

"..." almost made Fu Hanzhou laugh out loud.

To a certain extent, the name of the sand sculpture player is really able to grasp the key point.

Kang Kangtang was cursing: "Kangkang yourselves, your pavilion master, Lin Gouzui! He speaks so well, he looks like an old hermaphrodite! Sure enough, a dog can't spit out ivory!"

Kuaixue Pavilion originally wanted to match the standard, scolding the bosses of Kuaixia Academy——Fu Hanzhou and Fu Minglou brothers.

But take a closer look at the popularity on the forum. At least tens of millions of players are their fans, passers-by fans, and CP fans. How can there be players in the prosperous world these days who don't know the number one beauty in Xiangzhou and the sword in the shadow? ?

Such a big goal may not be offended for a while.

Therefore, the Kuaixuege players quickly reached an agreement, and unified the artillery fire to the first bird, Jun Mowen: "Your big disciple, Jun Mowen, is still the number one player in Xiangzhou. He is a pig head! This is you!" The elders of Kangkang Tang, it's really funny!"

So, today's Jun Mowen was beaten up by Xiangshou and his own people first.

——Because of this pig head!Kang Kangtang was given such a humiliating nickname as "Pig Head Hall"!Can't bear it!

Jun Mowen was forced to take off his beloved rare-grade pig-head headgear, tearfully changed into the white-haired look of the mall, and wore a dark brocade jacket from the mall. At first glance, it glowed white in the sunlight, like a large light bulb.

Fu Hanzhou: "..."

Well, this is the aesthetics of players: no matter how ugly it is, it must be white, and white is three times more expensive.You have to buy three times, "it will be out of print soon."

Jun Mowen was aggrieved, and after changing his appearance, he hurriedly rode his horse to catch up.

At this time, Fu Hanzhou had already woken up, and he was a meter away from the sword god in a serious manner.

He mobilized his internal energy and heard the players behind discussing:

"Is the plot really ready to go back to Xiangzhou?"

"That's right, I heard from the guild that even the old man recovered from his illness, and he came out to meet people today. Then it's time to run the plot!"

"Old Fu recovered??!?!!"

"No, the one in a wheelchair is tightly wrapped, alas, he doesn't talk much, I really feel sorry for him..."

"Hey, hey, I haven't seen Old Fu for a long time. Doesn't he look exactly like the sword master in the shadow? Then can't we see a sword fairy with a delicate body and a soft body?!"

"Fuck, you are really perverted, you really deserve to be my sand sculpture friend..."

……

As Fu Hanzhou listened, a question mark slowly appeared above his head: "?"

After a while, Jun Mo asked cheekily, and immediately came to ask about daily tasks.

Fu Hanzhou refused in standard task language: "I have nothing to tell you right now."

Jun Mowen scratched his head, looked back at Yinglong City, and then at Fu Hanzhou, as if he wanted to try to trigger the plot, and suddenly said loudly: "I heard that Mr. Fu, who is far away in Xiangzhou Academy, has recovered from his illness. !"

"?"

Ying Longcheng was startled.

Even Feng Liying, who was dozing off on the horse, was suddenly woken up: "What?!"

Both eyes focused on Jun Mowen, who was a little excited and added: "It's true, the latest news! Zhou Zhou has come out..."

Ying Longcheng's puzzled eyes turned to Fu Hanzhou.

Fu Hanzhou gave him a helpless wink, which quickly made the sword god understand: the "zhouzhou" in Xiangzhou should be arranged by Fu Hanzhou.

So, Jun Mowen was still trying his best to trigger the plot, but Ying Longcheng said coldly: "Understood, stop arguing."

Now it was Jun Mowen's turn to be shocked: "?!"

He was afraid of losing the favorability of the sword god, so he had to back away again, not daring to disturb him anymore.

After a while, Fu Hanzhou heard the players behind him speak:

"Fuck, it's fine if you don't have any missions, and you don't even have a special dialogue? The sword god doesn't care about a word?"

"Cruel and ruthless Ying Longcheng, with a younger brother forgetting his elder brother! A scumbag!"

"..."

Fu Hanzhou silently covered his face.