Young Military Rarities

A group of young people were chatting and laughing in a serious manner at first, but after Chu Haoling suggested playing games, their style of painting slowly changed, especially after several elders left, the game of truth or dare was tainted by them It has reached a new height, and there are all kinds of messy problems and challenges. Everyone is nervous every time they draw cards, for fear that they will be tricked.

"Damn it, it's finally my turn, three of spades, come out obediently and die."

After another round of card drawing, Chu Haoling, who had been dealt several times in a row, jumped up, showing a Hongguoguo joke card in his hand. The truth or dare game they played was very simple, just a deck of poker Choose the number of cards corresponding to the number of participants, and there is only one joker card. The person who draws the joker card has the right to call out any card. The joker can ask him any question or make any request, and if he can't do it, he has to drink a full glass of baijiu before the game starts again.

"Who's the three of spades?"

Those who didn't get the three of spades raised their eyes and scanned the surroundings until Jiang Shang showed his card: "The truth!"

"My day!"

"Ha ha……"

When he heard that he chose the truth, Chu Haoling, who had drunk a lot of wine, decisively exploded, and the rest of the people couldn't help laughing, what can you ask him to say if he chooses the truth?Seeing Chu Haoling's expression after eating poop, you can tell how depressed he is.

"Then what, Xiao Jiang, why don't you think about it again, and instead of a big adventure, I'll let you kiss the stars?"

Stirring his hair agitatedly, Chu Haoling asked tentatively. If he had known earlier, he would not have called three of spades. He finally got a ghost card, but the target was Jiang Shang. The most fucking cheating thing was that he actually chose To be honest, you deliberately made things difficult for him, right?

"Sincerely!"

Shaking his head, Jiang Shang repeated it again with certainty, he is not stupid, how could he be easily fooled by Chu Haoling?

"Okay, to be honest, right? Then describe in detail the first time you masturbated."

That's right, Chu Haoling also admitted it, and didn't have any scruples about the fact that there were two women and a child present. This question was so dirty, Jiang Shang frowned in embarrassment, as if he was thinking of giving up, or trying to organize his words, afraid that he would say If something serious happened, Ye Xingchen took the initiative to pick up the glass of white wine on the table: "Xiao Jiang, why don't we have a drink?"

No one knows Jiang Shang better than him. Although he always likes to talk about it all day long, in fact he is very simple and shy, except of course when he is in bed.

"Well... don't drink, I don't drink, senior, neither."

Jianmei frowned even tighter in an instant, Jiang Shang snatched the white wine from his hand and put it back, held his hand and raised his head and said: "For the first time, when I thought about the stars, I... came out."

"what?"

This is what passed?

Not only Chu Haoling, but everyone present couldn't help being dumbfounded. Is there a more concise description than this?

"Clap clap..."

"Haha...Jiang Shang, you are really talented!"

Yun Che, who came back to his senses the fastest, slapped his hands and laughed uncontrollably. During the period, he still gave him a thumbs up. He dared to bet with his head that Jiang Shangjuedi chose the truth on purpose. Anyway, everyone knows He doesn't talk much, no matter how tricky the question is, he can be concise and concise, and the final words are completely different, but people can't find fault, because as long as you think about it a little, you will find that he has indeed answered the question , it's just very special and concise.

"It's too late for me."

Chu Haoling muttered dissatisfiedly, and took everyone's cards again: "Continue on, I don't believe it anymore, and I can't win Xiao Jiang every time."

"That's not necessarily true, just your luck..."

Fang Rui took over the quarrel very naturally, and Shen Rui also added with a smile: "You didn't wash your hands after going to the bathroom just now?"

How about being punished several times in a row, and when it was finally his turn to take the joker card, he met Jiang Shang again?

"Fuck you, you better pray that you don't fall into my hands, or...hehe..."

Two hums are enough to see how many deceptive tricks he has prepared, but he doesn't know if there is a chance to use them.

"Draw a card!"

"Mom, I'll help you smoke!"

The shuffled poker cards were placed among several tables that were close together again, and Xiaopangchen, who hadn't slept yet, yelled excitedly. Although he couldn't understand what they were playing, he would laugh along with others when they were punished. Still very devoted.

"Okay, okay, you come and smoke."

There was nothing wrong with him, Yun Yao held him up and stood up, Xiao Pangchen threw himself on the table and drew a card, and the others also drew the rest of the cards one after another, Yun Che showed the cards with an evil face: " Excuse me, it's my turn this time, um... Ace of Hearts, who got it?"

"Forehead……"

As soon as the words fell, Zhou Zeyu's forehead went black, and the rest of the people didn't even look at the cards, and threw them back. Yun Che leaned over and supported his head on the table with one hand: "How does Uncle Zhou want to play?"

"Brother Che, please let me go!"

The more he teased, the more afraid Zhou Zeyu became, and he was about to cry.

"Hey, those who don't take away the back door, be serious."

"That's right, Uncle Zhou, if you're willing to bet, choose one."

"Anyway, extending the head is a knife, and shrinking the head is also a knife, can we be a man?"

"Uncle Zhou, godfather!"

"Fuck your sister!"

Seeing them standing and talking without back pain, Zhou Zeyu became angry, glared at them viciously, and then turned to Yun Che with a shy face: "Brother Che, can we be gentle?"

"Yes, when am I not gentle?"

It was quite shameless to say this, except for his super admirers Yun Tuo and Xiaopang Chen, who would think he was gentle?The last time he got a joke card, he made Chu Haoling very miserable.

"I choose sincerity... No, it's better to take a big risk."

Knowing that he couldn't hide, Zhou Zeyu gritted his teeth and closed his eyes, and fought decisively.

"Are you sure you don't want to change it?"

Seeing his expression of a strong man cutting his wrists, Yun Che couldn't help teasing him on purpose, Zhou Zeyu hesitated for a moment, then shook his head resolutely like a rattle: "It's a big risk, I won't change it."

To be honest, he was afraid that Yun Che would ask scary questions, but in comparison, he felt that the big adventure was much safer.

"Okay, then...just choose one of the people present to play the most common sand dance in our southwest."

"Oops..."

"bump……"

Before he could finish speaking, Zhou Zeyu yelled strangely and fell under the chair. Some people who didn't understand what sand dance was, quickly took out their mobile phones and searched. After a while, everyone present laughed maliciously. The so-called sand dance Dance is a derivative of face-to-face dance. Generally, a man and a woman hug each other tightly and remain still. The sensitive parts of the lower body are in close contact, rubbing up and down, left and right repeatedly, just like grinding an object with a grinding wheel, so it is named Sand Dance, and Zhou Zeyu hugs it Another person rubbing against each other... The scene was so beautiful that everyone said they couldn't imagine it.

"Fuck, Brother Che, you are ruthless, can I still drink?"

Zhou Zeyu got up and gave Yun Che a hard look, leaned over to pick up the glass of white wine and drank it with his head raised.

"what……"

The spiciness of the baijiu made him burst into tears. Zhou Zeyu stuck out his tongue like a pug to dissipate heat. He picked up a string of mutton skewers and solved it in twos and twos. With the neutralization of the food, his throat was so spicy that it was almost numb. It's finally a little more comfortable.

"Unfortunately, I couldn't see Uncle Zhou Sha Yiqu."

Sitting next to him, Jiang Shan suppressed a smile and patted his shoulder regretfully. Zhou Zeyu turned his head and slapped his hand away: "If I had known earlier, I would have hurt you."

The Sha Yi song that Yun Che proposed is actually not difficult, but the difficulty is that he has no other half. If he dared to ask Yun Yao or Zhan Yafei to dance with him, he would probably be beaten down if he couldn't finish his sentence. He chose a single man, but he really couldn't talk, so he could only choose to drink.

"Sand, sand is okay now, we agree with both hands and feet."

"Yes, Mr. Zhou, don't be cowardly, let's play a song!"

"Do you need me to prepare music for you?"

"Ha ha……"

A group of young people were all afraid that the world would not be chaotic, so they resolutely booed together when they saw this. The two women, Yun Yao and Zhan Yafei, were laughing and laughing.

"I don't care. We're both men anyway, and I have what you have. If you really screw me up, it's a big deal to go to the bathroom. Without a daughter-in-law, how can we not have a golden right hand?"

Zhou Zeyu didn't dare, Jiang Shan shrugged his shoulders as if he didn't care, everyone booed louder, even Xing Feng Yunche joined in, Zhou Zeyu gave them a vicious look: "You wait for me, come again!"

Well, Uncle Zhou admits he is cowardly, he really doesn't dare to be rude, everyone has been drinking today, what if he really reacts?

"cut!"

Everyone booed in unison, but they didn't continue to quarrel with him. The game started again. This time it was Yu Wenqing who got the joker card, and he chose the five of hearts. As soon as he got black, he seriously doubted that after he punished the boss, whether the boss would avenge his personal revenge publicly in the future.

"big Adventure."

Before he could ask, Mr. Xing made a very manly choice. Facing everyone's gaze, Yu Wenqing felt the pressure was huge, and he said helplessly after a while: "Then kiss Brother Che for 5 minutes."

"cut……"

Unsurprisingly, this request received unanimous boos from everyone again. Xing Feng hugged Yun Che, opened his mouth to cover his lips, and inserted his tongue into his mouth in front of everyone, wrapping his arms around Yun Che. He took the initiative to meet the tip of his tongue and sucked and licked it in his mouth. The two kept exchanging angles to ask for each other. Many people felt that their mouths were dry and their lower bodies were ready to move.

"stop."

The single dog Zhou Zeyu couldn't help but yelled, and the two of them in the passionate kiss parted reluctantly, pulling out a few obscene silver strands from their saliva, seeing Yun Che's delectable appearance, everyone turned their eyes unnaturally, Zhou Zeyu murmured even more in a low voice: "Is this a bloody adventure for the criminal squad or we are taking a big adventure."

Abusing a dog doesn't mean being so cruel, okay?

"Keep going."

Yu Wenqing pretended not to hear, shuffled the cards and put them in the middle of the table, and everyone drew cards one by one.

"Haha... It's labor's turn again, Diamond Six!"

Before they had time to look at the cards, Chu Haoling had already smiled exaggeratedly. When they saw him, everyone felt a chuckle in their hearts, and turned over their own cards almost cautiously. Only Yun Che flipped over the cards quite casually. Throwing it on the table, coincidentally, it is exactly square six.

"Brother Che..."

"Sincerely."

Before he finished asking, Yun Che made his choice very consciously. For him, truth or dare is not bad, there is nothing he dare not do or say, but he is lazy and doesn't want to move, so he decisively chose the truth talk.

"Hey...Brother Che, how many times did you and the boss climax for the first time?"

Chu Haoling laughed twice, eyes full of interest, although the others didn't dare to coax, but they all pricked up their ears, Yun Che lazily opened his eyelids: "I said why are you so curious about such things? Xuan can't make you cum?"

"Who, who said it, don't play tricks, answer quickly."

Obviously he didn't expect him to ask back. Chu Haoling's face was full of unnaturalness, and he was stuttering. Yun Che sighed softly pretending to be helpless, and turned his head to throw a smile at Xing Feng: "Daddy Xing You have to catch me."

After all, before they could react, Yun Che took a sip of the baijiu that was filled up again, and then... nothing more, he poured it directly on Xing Feng.

"Forehead……"

Is it really a cup?

Everyone felt a group of crows croaking and flying over their heads, no, rather than pouring a glass, it would be better to say pouring it in one gulp. Everyone looked at the wine glass that had really only taken a sip. If they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, they would I really can't believe that Yun Che, who is as powerful as Yun Che, was actually drunk by a sip of wine, are you sure it's not an act?

"I'm so drunk."

Xing Feng quickly gave them an affirmative answer, and at the same time he hugged him horizontally: "Let's stop here today, and you will have a mission tomorrow to help sister Yao tidy up."

After all, Xing Feng strode away with Yun Che in his arms. Everyone couldn't recover for a long time. They still couldn't accept that Yun Che's drinking capacity was so bad. The main reason was that his strong image was so deeply rooted in people's hearts. They really couldn't imagine that he would have such a loser side.