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Xu Yi in the room was also awakened by the sound of the door closing.

He pushed the black cat who was acting coquettishly with a voice that didn't match his size, and asked it a little angrily, "Did you really take something from someone else?"

This black cat is his darling, has been with him since he was born, and is his closest partner, so even if he gets angry, he can't say that stealthy word.

The black cat rubbed against Xu Yi's shoulder again, purring.

In fact, it is also very broken!

That handkerchief, that bowknot, and that...that, it thought it was something for a girl, so it brought it back, but who knew that two big men would use this kind of thing.

Especially the flowers embroidered on the handkerchief, and the bow is still pink.

abnormal!Hate!

Then they came after the door.

The big black cat thought, and threw Xu Yi to the ground again. The whole cat jumped on it and meowed, hoping that its master would calm down.

It usually doesn't behave like this, but in order to keep Xu Yi from getting angry, he can only put on a face and act cute.

This trick used to work well, but it doesn't seem to be working today.

Xu Yi was hiding from it, "You must have taken it."

As he spoke, he wanted to go to the black cat's room. Of course the black cat wanted to stop him, so one person and one cat rolled on the ground several times.

But although Xu Yi was a bit soft-tempered, when things really happened, he was extremely persistent.

So even if he was rolling and crawling, he still walked towards the room.

The black cat grabbed his trousers tightly, but it was a claw after all, not a hand, so it couldn't grasp it at all.

But now it was midnight, and Xu Yi only had a pair of loose pajama pants, and after being caught by the tips of its claws, the whole pair of pants were pulled down.

Black cat:  …

So long, so white, so tender, so shiny!

The black cat felt that its eyes were about to be shaken open, but it still tried to open them, not wanting to miss a second.

Then it saw Xu Yi trip over his pants.

Normally, it might use some kind of spell to help Xu Yi up, but now it was dazzled, and its reaction was a bit slow, so it only had time to stuff itself under Xu Yi's body.

Fortunately, Xu Yi is not fat, so the black cat didn't feel hit by his bones, instead it was hit by his bones.

And Xu Yi crushed the black cat, startled himself, almost rolled and crawled down, and watched the black cat for a long time, wishing he could call an ambulance.

It was the black cat that rolled on the ground several times to prove that he was really fine, so Xu Yi was relieved.

After such a toss, Xu Yi's pajama pants fell off completely.

It's summer now, it's not cold at all, and there's no one else at home, so Xu Yi doesn't care. After the black cat was fine, he ran into the black cat's room with bare legs.

Both ears of the black cat drooped down, and it followed Xu Yi slowly, but kept staring at Xu Yi's legs.

There is no bed in the room, but it is covered with thick crawling mats. There are special cat climbing frames beside the wall, and some toys. In the middle is a small tent—a normal cat house, which Xiaomi Baoer can’t live in.

Usually Xu Yi doesn't like to enter this room, because the black cat doesn't seem to like it very much.

As for eating and so on, they are all with him, so he is used to it.

That's why he realized at this moment that there are many small things in the corner of this room.

Rubber bands, hairpins, slippers, stockings, everything you need.

He didn't buy these things for Xiaomi Baoer.

When the black cat saw that his affairs had been exposed, his head drooped accordingly, looking guilty.

Although Xu Yi was very angry, seeing the cautious look of the black cat, his heart was soft and he couldn't bear to blame it.

Especially when it saved itself just now.

But he knew that the black cat was actually very smart, even smarter than children, so he opened his arms towards it.

Seeing him like this, the black cat leaned over and lay on Xu Yi's shoulder, and retracted its claws as much as possible to avoid scratching him.

Xu Yi hugged the black cat up again.

But the black cat was so big and heavy that he couldn't hold it, so he could only maintain a hugging posture and reason with it, "I know I've wronged you... I just moved out from home and I don't have much money in my hand. But I will work hard to make money, and I will buy you a lot of toys when the time comes, so don't take other people's things, okay, I... I will make less biscuits in the future, save money to buy things for you, steal things really No, don't do this, okay?"

Hearing Xu Yi's soft voice, the black cat wanted to stick out its tongue to lick him, but there were barbs on its own tongue, so it couldn't do that.

It also wanted to tell Xu Yi that he didn't really want to steal anything, it just wanted to help Xu Yi find a girlfriend...but it couldn't speak, otherwise Xu Yi would be terrified.

So it could only continue meowing at Xu Yi.

It's better to bake, make small biscuits, make small cakes, although it can't eat, but he will be very happy seeing Xu Yi busy but happy.

And Xu Yi relies on this to make money, so what can he do if he doesn't do it.

It will not steal things casually in the future.

At least not as casually as before.

Well, its previous plan was to steal something from a girl, and then Xu Yi found out, and returned the thing to the girl, and then it could fall in love after going back and forth.

But the plan is very good, and the things are in hand, but during the follow-up observation, he always feels that those girls are either not beautiful enough, or their personality... It's not bad, but girls are very strong now, Xu Yi has such a personality Soft, will you be bullied?

So it stole more and more things, and it stole more and more.

Originally, he hoped that the person who used the handkerchief downstairs was a gentle and lovely girl, but who knew that even if it was a man, he was still such a terrifying man.

Thinking of the tall man staring at him, it wanted to shudder.

It vaguely knew that it probably offended someone it shouldn't.

But fortunately, that person didn't expose himself, and he shouldn't be the old-fashioned one who screams and kills monsters when he sees them.

Fortunately, otherwise, what would Xu Yi do if something happened to him.

As soon as it thought of this, Xu Yi murmured to himself, "We'd better return what you took back."

As he said this, he rubbed the back of the black cat's neck a few times, "I'm going to make a notice... Don't be afraid, we just return the things, I will pay for the broken ones, and I won't let people bully you, I will protect you."

Then Xu Yi stood up and planned to turn on the computer.

He is pure and powerful. If he thinks about one thing in his mind, it is easy to forget other things.

So he hasn't put his pajama pants back on until now.

Seeing him sitting on the computer chair, the black cat couldn't help leaning over and resting its head on Xu Yi's lap.

I don't know why, but it really wants to lick it, but the barb on the tongue is really annoying.

But if he turned into a human, Xu Yi would be terrified.

It's just so annoying, so annoying.

Because it was so annoying, it forgot to see what Xu Yi had posted.

However, the neighborhood was quite a sensation the next day, because notices were posted at the entrances of the elevators, which said that because of improper control of his own Xiao Mi Baoer, it secretly took a lot of things from the neighbors around him. He also just discovered that, But willing to pay compensation.

The address is written below, and there are printed photos, all of which are bits and pieces.

The font on the notice is round and cute, and there is a cute cat paw print on the address left.

It can be seen that Xu Yi also took great pains to make people not blame his cat.

People these days love cats, and even having a cat at home has become one of the criteria for happiness. This cat is also called Xiao Mi Baoer, and it is so cute when I hear it, so even though it did such a thing , but no one really blames it.

And although the things it stole are many and miscellaneous, none of them seem to be valuable, just some hairpin hairpins and the like, so everyone thinks it is just for fun.

Besides, who doesn't throw away some of this thing for a year, otherwise why hasn't anyone discovered it for so long.

So even if someone recognized his belongings, few people would come to Xu Yi's door.

On the contrary, Xu Yi was very embarrassed, and made a lot of small biscuits, and sent another wave to the neighbors who he knew and didn't know, as long as he could meet.

But it's not that no one came to the door at all, there were a few young girls who came with the attitude of wanting to see the cat.

But that cat was too different from the cat they imagined.

They all prefer the kind of fluffy, sweet and greasy kittens, preferably with pink, tender, tender tongues and cat paw pads.

But although Xiao Mi Baoer's name is cute, but she looks like a little leopard, which can't attract their cuteness at all.

But I have to admit that this cat is really handsome, so handsome.

So even though they couldn't put it in their hands and love it, these girls still took a lot of photos of it before leaving.

The black cat didn't want to cooperate at first, but it watched Xu Yi keep apologizing to those girls and brought out all the hard-made biscuits, so it could only sell its smooth fur and strong figure .

So for a while, it was a joy for both the host and the guest.

After several days like this, no one continued to come to take the things in Xu Yi's hands. He guessed that no one would come, but it was not easy to deal with it like this, so he packed a bag and put it in the cabinet.

Then he looked at his savings.

Recently, I have given away a lot of things, which caused me to not do a good job in business. He should have quickly made a batch of things and sold them, but Xu Yi thought about it and decided to make a mango mille-feuille to give to the two people downstairs. past.

That day he asked someone to bring back the nougat, and now thinking about it, he blushes, why is he so stingy.

And because I was embarrassed, I didn't go to apologize to others.

Fortunately, they didn't really bring it back to him, otherwise he would be ashamed.

But it can't last forever.

It's just that he only planned to make a mille-feuille at first, but after everything was laid out, he thought that if there were more mangoes, he could make a pudding, and if there were more cream, he could bake a small cake.