romeo and fourier

It took Lu Yun a full half an hour to explain to the police that the dude who threatened the police with a penis was indeed a good citizen.

"In short... that's it! This is our museum's part-time student, who has been working here for two or three years, and that thing is a collection, a collection hahaha, it was a misunderstanding just now, a misunderstanding hahahaha..."

Fu Li was expressionless and didn't say a word. He looked extremely calm, but his heart collapsed and the volcano roared. He wished he could find a hole in the ground and go in right away—it was just a subconscious action when he was in danger. Now he has no gun to draw. Forget it, why did you take out this crap! ... That bastard Luo Yuting has been cold for decades, yet he still has the ability to embarrass himself!

Thinking back to the first time he received this damn thing back then, it took Fu Li all his willpower to keep the knife from cutting into that bastard's brain.When Luo Yuting Le Diandian came to present a treasure to him with a big box in his arms, he saw that guy's eyes were so bright that he believed his evil, and he took the so-called "horizontal box" with a little bit of expectation. It is hard to find all the raw materials across the country and make a "sincere" congratulatory gift, and then open it with a smile.

Fu Tingli back then: "..."

Luo Yuting smiled beside him: "Look! Are you surprised? Are you surprised? It's a sincere work! There's only one, there's no similarity!"

Fu Tingli back then: "..."

Luo Yuting straightened his hips and was extremely proud: "This is copied out of my own brother's original form. In order not to lose shape when setting the mold, I kept it in that state for half an hour. It was so hard... What the fuck?! What are you doing! Hey, hey, hey... This knife can't be regenerated... Oh shit! You are crazy! Help!"

He slashed seventeen or eight knives in a row, and was forced to stop until the bastard snatched the knife with his bare hands. As a result, the shameless guy hugged himself shyly, and rubbed him again and again like a puppy. It was very annoying, but for some reason, I actually wiped away all the evil fire in my belly.

"Hey, why are you so angry?" At that time Luo Yuting wanted to bow his head and leaned over to kiss him, but he didn't dare, his neck stiffened, hehe silly, "Seeing that you have been thinking a lot recently, and you have a lot of troubles, I just want to make you smile Ah, it's fine if you don't laugh, don't be so angry."

"Let go! Don't touch your hands."

In the end, he still couldn't help it, the man leaned closer again, pressed his forehead against his, breath lingered on the bridge of his nose, and said with a smile: "Young master, this material is really hard to find, I really made it It’s been a long time, but if you really don’t like it, well, just cut it off if you want, as long as you’re happy.”

I really don't understand why I didn't just cut it up and forget it, but kept it in the locker and didn't clean it up until I died, so that this broken thing still makes me feel stuck, and it's still an antique It seems to be placed in a glass cabinet, and it has been watched devoutly by countless descendants, and it is popularized every day how outrageous that idiot was back then...

and many more.

Fu Li was startled suddenly.

If this thing is Luo Yuting's idiot's... mold, wouldn't it be that under his nose, thousands of people saw his dick?

Fu Li: "..."

The comrades in the police who were comforted by Lu Yun just now were about to admonish someone when they saw the icy man move suddenly and actually put the male object in his hand into his pocket, and then zipped it open. Locks, shamelessly stealing "collections" in broad daylight!

Police riot again!

"Oh no no no no... I was wrong just now, I was wrong! It's his personal belongings, personal belongings! Comrade policeman, calm down, please calm down..."

It was half an hour after the museum finally calmed down.The leading police officer, Larry, sorted out his appearance, and finally started to talk about business.

"We are here this time because of the serial lunatic case. At present, we can rule out the suspicion of the museum staff as criminals, but one thing is certain, the Liege Museum must be related to this case, so I hope the curator and everyone in the museum The staff will try their best to cooperate with our police investigation in the future.”

Lu Yun: "It's easy to say, easy to say!"

Fu Li: "Yes."

Larry glanced at Fuli's pocket again, hesitated to speak for a while, and finally couldn't hold back before leaving, and asked, "Brother, where did you buy that thing? What size? Does it have vibration? Is there a discount? "

Fu Li: "It's okay to leave, thank you."

After the police officers made all kinds of records, they finally retreated. Lu Yun quickly wiped off his sweat and let out a long breath: "What do you think is this? How come it just so happens that those crazy people have come to us Museum?" Suddenly trembling as he spoke, he said cautiously, "It can't be...there is something unclean in our museum..."

Fu Li has been a materialist all his life. He never believed in ghosts and gods, but now that he has lived a new life, he can only half-believe about these gods and gods. Is someone going crazy?"

Lu Yun immediately said: "Okay, I'll contact Officer Larry to see if this works!"

Fu Li nodded, chatted with Lu Yun about other things, and was about to continue cleaning, but just two steps away, Lu Yun stopped him and poked his pocket: "This thing... Don't forget to put it back."

Fu Li: "Oh."

N days later, the rare and hard-to-find raw materials disappeared from a certain collection, let’s not mention it. When Fuli got home that night, seeing that Luo Ou was not there, Mimi sneaked into the back garden with a small bag of things. inside.

I heard that the day of the new moon is the time when ghost energy is at its peak, and Fu Li only has one day to look forward to every month, so at this moment, with a little joy, he hurriedly found an ideal place to dig a small hole, and dug a hole. Soil, then fell to the ground and started to ignite the fire.

"Luo Er fool," Fu Lian muttered, grabbing a small wooden stick in one hand, and began to throw things into the fire with the other, "Is the ingot I burned for you last month enough to spend? If not, I'll burn it for you again." Two big ones."

Fu Li threw down another stack of shiny money strings, and said with emotion: "I have burned so much for you, so don't be too picky and searchy below, I used to despise your poor attitude, now below Give me a little more air, you are now my court attendant, stop embarrassing me everywhere..."

"Here, this, you need to keep your eyes open to see clearly," Fu Li grabbed a big poster, rolled it up, and stared at the flames as they burned down inch by inch, "This thing is called a mobile phone, a smart phone, crazy people, Branded goods... Can you believe it? Now those Yankees have become foreign bosses, and the little Japanese are chasing after them. So many people died in Hiroshima and Nagasaki back then, but they kneeled neatly... Tsk, no Let’s talk about this, anyway, our country is also strong, and the people of our country can finally stand upright and be a man, and use other people’s things with confidence, and they don’t feel useless anymore.”

Fu Li solemnly burned high-tech products for his deceased husband, expecting while burning: "This thing is amazing, we can talk to each other across two cities, so there must be an invisible membrane between us. Remember to call me when you receive it, do you hear me? Call me."

Fu Li thought about it for a while, and brought another A4 paper with dense black dots on it. He took a look and was quite satisfied: "This is also very magical, it is called a QR code, scan it with the mobile phone just now, and you will see it." I can jump out of my new address... I'll burn you a bigger one, it's so big, you can always find it? You haven't come to see me for a long time, and you used to bother me when you have nothing to do, what now? not coming?"

The tone was a bit aggrieved, Fu Li took a deep breath, and emphasized: "Luo Er fool, remember to come and see me, do you hear me?"

"Also, what's missing in the future, remember to click on the first icon on that phone, that thing is called Taobao, it's also very amazing, it sells everything, it's much more complete than that Zhang Ermazi in your village... This is a company owned by our countrymen, it is very big, you have to go and see the founder, the surname Ma, if you have nothing to do, chat with him, it's amazing..."

"Then what..." Fu Li's voice suddenly paused, his eyes flickered several times, and his ears were slightly red, "This thing... I didn't pay attention to it before, so I burned it for you."

Holding a giant XXL masturbation cup in his hand, Fu Li coughed and threw it into the fire with a shameful face: "Your thing is really that big? I don't believe it, are you bragging to me again? How could it be so big... Fortunately, I didn't pay attention to you at the beginning, and I must be killed..."

"I'm really used to you, so I burned this thing for you in case you'd panic." Fu Li took a small wooden stick and hit the huge mold coat in the middle of the fire, suddenly remembered something, and became happy again, "By the way , I forgot to tell you, our Jin'er has a descendant, who looks very similar to Jin'er, it's this brain... probably following you, it's useless except to look tall."

Fu Li chatted with his husband for a while, and when the fire gradually extinguished and turned into a pile of slag, he took a long breath, patted his buttocks and stood up.

The moon and stars are sparse, the evening breeze is melodious, the air is extremely fresh, and the mood is quite good.Fu Li smiled at Ashes, and said to himself, "Remember to come and see me", before turning around and preparing to go back to the house, but...

Fu Li: "..."

"Ah...that..." The young man with his butt pouting from behind the bushes jumped out immediately, and moved a few steps in a panic, his face full of embarrassment: "I... I passed by by accident, seeing that you are very absorbed in reading, I don't want to bother you...cough..."

Fu Li: "..."

Luo Ou stared at the inhuman model of the wreckage of the airplane cup behind him, and held back for a long time, until the crow croaked incessantly in his ears, then scratched his head, and said: "You used to... really had a hard time. ..."

Fu Li: "..."

The author has something to say: Luo Ou: Hahahahahaha!It turns out that the rival in love has already died hahahahahahahahaha!

Luo Yuting: ...Do I really look so stupid? ?Refuse to admit that this dude is also me!

Fu Li & Fu Tingli: Are you tired?Oh, what a coincidence, so am I.