I would rather die than OOC[Quick Transmigration]

Sang Yi, who was domineering and reticent when he was young, was full of hostility. In the words of his master, he was a troubled boy who "looks cute, but for some reason, he really wants to be slapped on the back of the head".Nine of the ten sentences in the question were not answered, but the quarrel was severe, and he was best at choking a group of old men on the top of Xie's house into silence.When she became an adult, she became more and more serious. She looked gentle and indifferent on the outside, but immediately turned into a pippi shrimp when she got home.

Xie Yuan was deeply hurt by it.

Xie Yuan, the lord of Jiangling City, is handsome and has an extraordinary bearing.Five good young people, a big celebrity in front of the imperial court, living in Jiangling, caring about the central government, often receiving cordial condolences from the young emperor, the most important thing every day is wielding pen and ink, fighting wits and courage with many people in the court, and spitting all over the memorial.At home, she has to endure her daughter-in-law's flaunting her might all the time, as well as—putting her face on her nose and acting like a good boy when she gets cheap.

Sang Yi asked: "Why do we still have to work for the emperor? Can't we be two salted fish?"

"Office struggles can't stop for a day." Xie Yuan said, "Otherwise, what should I feed you and the cat?"

Sang Yi enthusiastically suggested: "Then we can go to the kiln to hang out to accompany the wine—the city lord, you can get at least [-] gold once you see this face, I can follow you to pick up tea and drink, and I can also earn a living. When we are old, we will sell sesame seed cakes on the street, and I will teach you how to make them, and then I will eat them."

Xie Yuan rejected the proposal.

At that time, Sang Yi had just helped a family solve the problem of the occupied grain field. The family moved and the pregnant female cat was left unattended. Just a few days. You settle down first. In fact, our city lord is a stubborn old man who never allows me to raise cats. But don’t worry, even under the coercion of the city lord, I will definitely not let him suffer. .”

The common people were very moved: "Sir, you are kind. When a kitten is born another day, I will send one to help you catch mice."

Xie Yuan was blamed and didn't know it.After returning home, Sang Yi took good care of it, vacated her suitcase to make a nest for the cat, and threw everything she thought was good in it, smiling every day.One day, Xie Yuan searched for his tiger talisman but couldn't find it, and finally found that the cat took it away and used it as a molar stone.One person and one cat looked at each other for a while, Xie Yuan said coldly: "Hand it over."

The pregnant woman was over the sky, and the female cat flicked her tail while looking at him, her fangs and mouth gleaming, and she smacked the soldier talisman forcefully.

Xie Yuan: "..."

He threatened: "If you don't hand it over, I'll beat you."

As soon as the words were finished, Sang Yi stretched out from the bed in the inner room and rolled off the bed.The cat was fat and chubby during pregnancy, and with a few paws, it pulled off the soldier talisman, and then turned back and got into Sang Yi's arms.While stroking its fur quickly, Sang Yi coaxed distressedly: "Good boy, good boy | I'm not afraid, let's beat him together, shall we?"

Xie Yuan narrowed his eyes: "You try?"

Sang Yi protested: "Master Guapi, why are you so fierce? It's still a child, and it still wants to give birth to a baby."

Xie Yuan said: "I'm not going to kill you, come and fight."

Sang Yi's eyes lit up, she put down the fluffy cat in her hand, and poked her head: "Really?"

Xie Yuan nodded.

Sang Yi rolled up her sleeves, and smiled darkly: "Actually, I've wanted to do this for a long time..." He approached Xie Yuan lightly, and stretched out his hands——holding Xie Yuan's cheeks reservedly.Recently, Sang Yi learned to make cakes by herself, and both unsuccessful and successful works entered Xie Yuan's Wu Zang Temple, and Xie Yuan's cheeks were no longer as thin as before, unable to pinch.Now the hand feels better, and Sang Yi is in a very happy mood.

Squeeze it on the left side, pinch it on the right side, and then knead and pull together together, kneading that immobile and frosty face into various strange shapes.Satisfied, Sang Yi patted his cheek to comfort him, and finally curled up her fingers and flicked his forehead lightly, which meant that he had completed the "beating" part.

Xie Yuan looked at him indifferently: "It's over?"

Sang Yi scratched her head: "Well, it's over..."

In the next moment, Xie Yuan leaned over and grabbed his waist, bent his legs and lifted him, and threw him directly on the bed.Xie Yuan looked down at him and smiled slightly: "You're done, Sang Xiaoyi."

Sang Yi saw that she was about to cede the land for compensation, so she signaled with both hands: "I, I, I, I can let you pinch it back."

Xie Yuan couldn't be fooled by him: "You haven't played with your husband for how many days because of that cat, huh?"

Sang Yi pretended not to hear, he grabbed Xie Yuan's hand and pressed it on his face, and sincerely recommended: "Come here and pinch it for you, most people can't pinch it, the handsome face of Mr. Logically speaking, I should take the money, but I pinched your face just now, so let's make it even. Let's finish today, okay?"

"Is there anyone who uses proverbs like this? What do you mean today's things are finished today? I really feel that I have to finish some things today." Xie Yuan lowered his head, didn't squeeze it with his hands, but used his own teeth to nibble on his cheek . "It's my birthday in a few days, shouldn't you express it?"

Sang Yi strongly resisted: "No, not now, I had a plan for tonight, don't be so sudden."

Xie Yuan slapped him heavily in a demonstrative manner, then stopped: "What plan?"

"..." Sang Yi thought for a while, and admitted honestly, "I haven't thought about it yet—"

Xie Yuan stretched out his hand to untie his belt, and Sang Yi hurriedly stood up to stop him.He took a deep breath, softened his voice, and looked at Xie Yuan sincerely: "Brother Yuan, give me some time to think about it. And you can't blame me, it's not that I raised a cat and neglected you, obviously you have been busy recently Then I was arguing with those old men, and even I didn't care much, so I went to pick up Aniang Cat and go home because I was bored."

Xie Yuan looked him up and down for a while, then slowly let go of his belt: "Oh, that's it."

Sang Yi hurriedly flattered him: "That's it. You see, you've been working so hard lately. You've almost turned into a melon skin by staying up late. Don't let me intervene. I go to bed so early by myself, and every night is very empty and lonely. Even if You are only a few steps away from me, and I miss you very much. You are the best man in the world, how could I neglect you? Besides, your birthday is indeed coming, and I have not forgotten it at all. "

Xie Yuan has been used to hearing all kinds of flattery from Sang Yi in the past few years, he thought that he would not be fooled by this deceitful little thing this time, but he swallowed the words again: "Yes. "

Sang Yi was pinned down by him, and she still didn't forget to criticize him: "Gua, you talk less and less. If Hong Xing is out of the wall and you don't have me in your heart, you should let me and Mao Aniang fly away earlier."

Xie Yuan rubbed his temples, got up and let Sang Yi go, and walked to the desk by himself: "Okay, treasure, come and help me sort out this pile of official letters, you wrote this letter back to uncle for me, just follow me." Master Hou said that we are doing well."

The longer they get along, the less and less they call each other.Melon rind is simplified into melon, small melon rind is simplified into small melon, and baby and baby are simplified into treasure.Xie Yuan remembered this, and said: "Listen to those green-skinned things in the lotus pond outside, the sound is not the same as you call me."

Sang Yi smiled.He got off the bed slowly, straightened his clothes, bent his eyes and rubbed against him: "Quack, quack, quack."

Xie Yuan stretched out his hand and flicked him on the forehead, then pulled him into his arms.

The two of them were doing their own things, and Sang Yi finished it one step earlier than Xie Yuan, and stretched her waist: "Oh, I'm going out for a stroll. Melon, do you want a cup of tea? Or should I bring you something to eat?" Come back? Or you go out, I stay, today I want to eat white jicama outside."

Xie Yuan raised his eyelids: "Hey, are you really planning for the evening? Even eating jicama as an excuse to make time, all right, you go, see you at night, baby."

Sang Yi: "..."

He stepped out the door, his eyes a little blank: "I...I really want to eat white jicama..."

Or he was too naive, Xie Yuan is simply a master who sees every stitch.

Think about it, if Xie Yuan insisted on asking him just now, he could have refused, and then said "Let's come again at night", so that it would be the same as their usual nights, bathing, washing and rolling the sheets, perfect.

Sang Yi requires a sense of ritual in everything she does. When eating, she must not stand on the side of the road and hold a bowl to drink, but sit down in her bedroom, take out a book and stand in front of the bowl, and prepare a glass of freshly brewed oatmeal Juice is at hand; the same goes for the bridal chamber. Although he and Xie Yuan have been here for so many years, he still firmly believes that intercourse should exclude randomness, randomness, and suddenness, and it must be carefully planned. Prepare, such a game can be regarded as physically and mentally comfortable and cultivates sentiment.

Speaking of which, Xie Yuan asked him the reason: "What kind of sentiment can be cultivated by this matter?"

Sang Yi said reservedly: "The machine of movement and stillness, the mother of yin and yang, yin is inseparable from yang, yang is inseparable from yin, yin and yang complement each other, and help gods."

There is also: "Moving and shaking into rigidity, combining rigidity and softness."

Every word was paused, and the voice sounded meaningless, but it seemed to have ulterior motives.Seeing that the topic was getting more and more obscene, Xie Yuan quickly told him to shut up.

Now the situation that Sang Yi has to face is - he just found an excuse and asked Xie Yuan to wait for the "big plan" he made at night, but there was no such thing.After he got out of bed, he himself forgot, but Xie Yuan didn't poke it, and took advantage of the situation to urge him to take it seriously.

Sang Yi suddenly had the burden of an interesting "Summer Night Project" on his shoulders, and he was a little distressed.

Xie Yuan is usually in charge of this project, and he will do whatever Xie Yuan tells him to do.

Women's clothing, this is what they often play when traveling, but it is not suitable in Jiangling now, and it is easy for people in the house to find out.Bathing together in the spring and pool, I only played it a few days ago, and there is nothing new. They play more and more every year, and have tried all kinds of bold content. Sang Yi can't think of new ideas for a while.After thinking about it, he went out and turned left to the library in Fuchu.

The heavy wooden door of the library slammed open, stirring up the smell of old books and dust.This is where he and Xie Yuan store old books, materials, and used official documents that he and Xie Yuan don't read. They usually read books in Xie Yuan's study room, and they won't come down to this library unless necessary.He recalled the instructions he heard a few years ago, and accurately found a flat hard shell board in the bottommost book box.

This thing looks like sterling silver, but is lighter than silver.It is so smooth and clear, without impurities, that even today's top craftsmen are difficult to create.There is also one of this thing in Xie Yuan's study room, it is exactly the same, Sang Yi skillfully touched a slightly concave arc, and then stuck her index finger on it.