why am i always single

Who is the broken throat?Why is it called broken throat?It's amazing to say the least.

Let me talk about the composition of the student union first.

The school adopts a system of independent candidates for elections. The person with the highest number of votes is the president, and the next highest is the vice president. The remaining elected positions are negotiated by the officers of the student union.

So this vote is probably the time when students look at their faces and don't look at their political platform and welfare. (Student: Isn’t it good?)

When running for the election, Broken Throat was the leader of the candidate cabinet, which should have been a popular candidate for the chairman.

As for Jia Luoqing, she had no intention of running for the election at all, nor was she nominated, but on the way to class every day, she would see a bunch of unknown classmates canvassing for her.I thought that it was the same as before, those students canvassing votes for those who were not in the election were just for fun, so Jia Luoqing didn't care much.

However, this student union election was different from usual, because when voting, too many students wrote Jia Luoqing's name directly on the ballot paper, and then ticked off other candidates.

If the school treats these votes as invalid, then the election will require a second round of voting.

However, on weekdays, Jia Luoqing was quite popular with the teachers, so the teachers, who were afraid of trouble, allowed exceptions to appear, and those ballots that should have been considered as invalid votes were actually recognized by the school.

She didn't care about Jia Luoqing's thoughts, but she was spoofed by her classmates and added her name, so she became the president with a high number of votes. (Jia Luoqing: ...this is a joke)

And the name has a broken throat that appeared on the ballot, so he became the vice president.

At that time, although the president and the vice president were still in the same school from elementary school to high school, they had only heard each other's name, and the two students who did not know each other at the same level but had never been in the same class became partners in this way.

Fortunately, the two sides were not unconvinced. Afterwards, they cooperated very harmoniously. Jia Luoqing and Po Throat became acquainted because of this, and sometimes they were protected by the vice president.

Well, after talking for so long, I just gave a background, and now I will continue to talk about the origin of the throat-breaking name.

. . .

After Jia Luoqing was elected, every day when she was on duty, a large number of students who were said to have canvassed and voted for Jia Luoqing would come to the meeting room of the student union to look for Jia Luoqing.

There are also a bunch of classmates who will come to block Jia Luoqing after school and chat with her.

Well, that's really illogical.

At that time, the only one who could save Jia Luoqing was the vicious-looking vice president classmate who looked capable of fighting.

Ha, that sounds even more illogical.

One day, Jia Luoqing was besieged by her classmates in the locker room. The playful classmates said a very classic line: "President, if you scream and break your throat, no one will come to rescue you. You just follow us."

Then, the vice president appeared. She was domineering and scared away those strange students who consciously did bad things.

Later, I tried several times to the same extent, and the students who came to surround Jia Luoqing said the old line with the word "broken throat", and the vice president suddenly appeared.

In the end, Jia Luoqing would also use the above method when encountering this type of thing, that is, stealing the other party's lines and calling the vice president to rescue him when the other party is confused.

And the students who encountered this incident suddenly remembered the joke they heard when they were young:

The devil captured the princess...

Demon King: Just shout out your throat, no one will come to rescue you

princess: broken throat xn

Nobody: Who wants me to save?

(Who: I don't want it!

I save: why? )

Demon King: Say Cao Cao Cao Cao is here.

Cao Cao:?

Demon King: Ghost!

Ghost: Who called me?

... Then there are a lot of characters, the joke is probably like this, and then the background and length (don't think wrong) of different versions will be different. . .

Therefore, the vice president was given such a fancy name by the students.

. . .

Along the way, Bai Qingyi also followed Jia Luoqing and the vice president down the stairs. Along the way, Jia Luoqing also received the attention of many classmates, and various love letters confession, etc., always feeling a little uncomfortable.

Jia Luoqing, who was guarded by the vice president, looked at the crowd gathered for no reason outside the student union room with his broken throat as always, and then stood at the door waiting for him, "I have been waiting for you at the door for a long time today. After class, I realized that you seem to have forgotten to be on duty."

"I'm sorry, I'll give you the key next time." Jia Luoqing despised the school for only giving each of them one key.

Taking out the lone key, Jia Luoqing opened the door of the meeting room, and was immediately taken aback by the scene inside.

The wall used to post notices was filled with photos of previous and current student union presidents. Jia Luoqing looked down and saw a pen holder filled with pens, several cups and nearby fruit snacks arranged in order in front of the notice wall. , it looks weird.

After seeing it, her head was a little dizzy, and she also had an ominous premonition.

"Oh?" Broken Throat looked normal, turned around and smiled at the two people who were still in a daze, "This is the new layout of our meeting room. This workbench is quite ordinary. What's wrong with you?"

"..." Jia Luoqing frowned, "Then why do you put black and white photos of me and the seniors? Why do you put the pen holder in front of the photos like this? Why are the pens in multiples of three?"

[Isn't this arrangement really used to curse the person who used to be the president? ] Jia Luoqing was speechless.

"I haven't been here for a week, why did this place change?" Thinking of this, Jia Luoqing couldn't help covering her face, she really didn't want to come here.

"Ask the officer in charge of the art." With a broken throat, he spread his hands, "Maybe I think it will be convenient for us to summon you. We tried it a few days ago, but it didn't seem to work~"

[No wonder I've been in a trance these days. ] Jia Luoqing refuses to admit that he is a superstitious person.

Through the small window of the meeting room door, they seemed to see a few classmates poking their heads outside the window, wondering if they were afraid to come in.

After all, Broken Throat calmly drove away the students who were blocking the passage outside the door, and called the students outside the door who really needed the service of the Student Union to come over.

"Ah Ping, you really don't have to be so aggressive with your classmates. You seem to scare a bunch of classmates away every time." Jia Luoqing shook her head, and smiled with the vice president, letting the students who were too frightened to speak out learn from him. My sister comes in.

"Student president, I'm really not fierce." The vice president was helpless, it was just appearance, she was really not fierce.

Speaking of which, the vice-chairman's single name is Ping, and basically acquaintances call her Bottle, but Jia Luoqing always feels that calling her A Ping is more affectionate.

"Well, they are timid." Jia Luoqing sat on duty in the meeting room and waited until the roll call began before returning to their respective classrooms with their neighbors and the vice president.

Jia Luoqing, who was walking in the front, did not see Bai Qingyi behind him, and the eyes of the vice president with their own thoughts.

. . .

The class before lunch time is the most difficult, no matter what time everyone goes to bed, their heads will be bit by bit.He didn't pay attention to Jia Luoqing who was sitting at the desk, nor did he intend to listen to the teacher's words and pages as he read the textbook.

To be honest, the teacher used such a method to teach, maybe even she was bored to sleep.

Jia Luoqing, who was reading a novel in the drawer, was getting excited when she suddenly heard Ah Qian behind her calling her. She was so concentrating that she almost threw away the book in her hand in fright.

Then Jia Luoqing seemed to be tapped on his shoulder, and Jia Luoqing stretched his hand behind his shoulder. Without accident, he received a small note from Ah Qian behind him.

[Passing notes in class these days?Is it popular to play retro recently? ] After receiving the note, Jia Luoqing's first thought was not to read the content, but to think of not using a mobile phone, which is also amazing.

Opening the note, Jia Luoqing remembered that today is the day of the class meeting.

What meeting?Isn't it the so-called study group after school every day?

Of course not, today is the second day of April. In theory, on the first Saturday of every month in their class, they would ask the school to rent a classroom and hold a birthday party for students whose birthdays are that month, so that all students, no matter whether they lack love or not Everyone gets birthday wishes.

Of course, students can also choose not to participate in the activities, but they will basically participate when they have a rare time to play.

And on the first day of each month, there should be a meeting about the birthday party, but yesterday they were playing with paper rolls, so there was no meeting.

. . .

afternoon meeting

The members of the class meeting held their rice bowls and discussed the theme of this Saturday's birthday party.

"Why don't we invite students from our brother class to participate?" President Ah Qian squeezed his chin, "During the physical education class last time, I heard them say that they will also hold a birthday party at the school this Saturday. Anyway, what about our physical education class?" We also go together, and we all know each other very well, so it’s not bad to celebrate birthdays together.”

"Well, everyone has no objections, then let's..." Ah Qian looked up to see the reactions of his subordinates, but unexpectedly saw everyone sitting on the chair with their eyes closed in a rage, "Hey , Why are you all asleep? I was the last one to sleep last night, okay? I didn’t sleep until no one talked to me. "

"Hey, you really don't know how to cultivate immortals." Ah Qian shook her head and sighed, then stood up, "Forget it, I'll go downstairs to buy candy, who wants it?"

"I want it!" x12

"...Are you pretending to be asleep?" Ah Qian looked contemptuous, "Hehe, you woke up again when it came to eating?"

"Absolutely no sleep." x12

"Then tell me what you think of my proposal." Ah Qian rolled her eyes.

"Very good." x12

"...Goodbye." The president who seemed to be annoyed turned around and left, and didn't come back until the roll call.

. . .

After 10 minutes of roll call, the female head teacher slowly walked into the classroom.

Sure enough, the female head teacher who said she would not come back yesterday was just talking casually.

Today, it was her again who was calling the roll call. After the roll call was completed, Jia Luoqing got down on the knees and closed her eyes again to meditate.I want to go to bed early every day, but I only go to bed in the early morning every day, alas.

"Let's go to bed early tonight." Jia Luoqing mumbled to himself while leaning on the table.

"Okay." The neighbor sitting next to him, as if he didn't need to sleep, was still in good spirits, and reached out to Jia Luoqing's drawer to take out the book for the next class for her.

[It's very fun here. ] Reaching out to touch Jia Luoqing's head, Bai Qingyi couldn't help laughing, let's go to bed early tonight and not cultivate immortality.

The author has something to say:

The school has started, everyone is lucky to see you again, I will try my best to write when I have time

And today seems to be the July Festival, try not to go out these two nights~ (Hey, this envoy is just talking casually, I don’t know much about the customs orz

That old meme is so old 2333. I found a beginning on the Internet, and found that most of them started with the devil princess. It seems that I have seen a version that does not start with this before.