why am i always single

When returning to the classroom in the afternoon, Jia Luoqing only felt that the students in the class were sneaky and whispering around the desk in front of her. She didn't even pay much attention to the desk in front of her, as if they were plotting something important. Can't help being a little curious.

In other words, Jia Luoqing accepted so quickly that she was probably a heartthrob (not), and this strange setting is also drunk. Does she really deserve to be someone who has time-traveled and lost her memory several times?

"What are they doing?" Jia Luoqing asked her current neighbor Bai Qingyi curiously.

"Aren't you the clerk of the class meeting? Didn't you read the content of the group yesterday?" Bai Qingyi wondered, talking about the class meeting, the neighbor was a little bit emotional, "But as of this morning, there should be only a few people in the class who don't know about this. There are 22 people in our class, most of them are members of the class meeting, and the class meeting is actually useless.”

【yesterday?class group? 】

Seeing that the head teacher who was in charge of the roll call in the afternoon hadn't come back to roll the roll, Jia Luoqing secretly took out her mobile phone from her skirt pocket and looked through it. Sure enough, she saw the discussion last night.

"What time did you guys go to bed?" Jia Luoqing was helpless when she saw the discussions that were still going on at three or four in the morning. She really didn't have enough cultivation to fall asleep after two o'clock.

"Don't you know?" The neighbor's words seemed to have a deep meaning, but Jia Luoqing, who had been in a trance, couldn't understand.

"Why were we talking about making fun of people last night?" Jia Luoqing was puzzled.

"Look at the date." Bai Qingyi took it for granted.

【today?date? 】

Looking at the big April [-]st on the phone, Jia Luoqing realized that today is April Fool's Day. Thinking of himself who was often played by his classmates in the past, he couldn't help but feel a little strange, "Huh? Then why didn't anyone play tricks on me today?"

I remember that she was tricked into finding a teacher last year. When she returned to school early in the morning, she walked up the six flights of stairs out of breath. When she returned to the classroom, her classmates panicked and said that the head teacher asked her to Go meet her in the faculty office.

She didn't wake up and came to the ground in a daze and panting, only to find the empty office and several other classmates who were also deceived, and only then did she know that she had been fooled.Fortunately, she went to school early, and when she came to the office, the head teacher hadn't come back, otherwise it would have been more fun.

It's just why there are no such jokes this year?Jia Luoqing thought these were quite interesting.

"Yes, but I blocked it for you." Bai Qingyi stretched out his hand as if pushing his glasses. Seeing this, Jia Luoqing couldn't help reaching out and patting the hand of the neighbor sitting next to him, "Don't pretend you don't have glasses."

"No, you just can't see my glasses." Bai Qingyi looked serious.

"..." Jia Luoqing felt that if she asked herself to answer again, she could only answer something like "No, you don't have one." This kind of words, afraid that the topic would turn back to an endless loop of low IQ and no nutrition, so she turned her head and continued to watch the actions of the students .

"Where are the supplies?" Kang Le of the class meeting, that is, Xiao Yi stretched out her hand, and Xiao Xian, who looked very similar to her, handed Kang Le Xiao Yi a fresh-keeping bag filled with several soaked rolls.

"Just put it here, right?" Xiao Yi took it, and while peeling off the white outer skin of the roll, she tilted her head and asked the accomplices who were still discussing nearby.

"Hey, let's let it go! Remember to make it look ugly." The class president Ah Qian smiled maliciously.

[What is this for? 】Jia Luoqing frowned, and after fiddling with the dark brown paper roll in Xiao Yi's hand, she put it into the opaque pencil case on the teaching desk.

The irregular strips look like food scraps that are excreted from the body after digestion.

"How about we add some chocolate syrup to it?" The general manager Xiaoxian took out another row of half-melted chocolate from her skirt pocket with an excited expression on her face.

"No, this stuff is too fragrant, and it's easy to wear out." Ah Qian saw the package with a bit of chocolate paste leaking out, and shook her head with disgust, "That's it."

"That's good..." Halfway through Xiaoxian's words, she heard a loud "shh" from the classmate who was in charge of the wind outside the door. Knowing that the head teacher was coming to the classroom, they quickly fled back to their seats.

The homeroom teacher who was seen coming out of the elevator probably came back after chatting with other teachers for a while, and came to the roll call today only 5 minutes late.

"Why did the teacher come early today?" Bai Qingyi glanced at his watch before whispering to Jia Luoqing.

"It's 5 minutes earlier than usual, don't worry too much about it." Jia Luoqing shook her head and said that she didn't know either.

The head teacher who sat down waited for a while at the teaching desk, "Will A Fei, who hasn't come back yet, come back this afternoon?"

"A Fei, he's on sick leave today." A Qian, the head of the class behind Jia Luoqing, rested her chin and replied to the teacher's words. Those who knew the inside story could probably hear that she was holding back her laughter.

"Okay then, I won't wait. Start the roll call. Only student A Fei didn't come back, right? I'll fill it out like this." The teacher nodded and opened the pencil case, and saw the paper that was pinched into a lump, like "Golden" or "Rice Field". "Together" like a roll of paper.

"Wow! Who released it?" The teacher was taken aback, and she, who was obsessed with cleanliness, frowned, "It's so disgusting."

Jia Luoqing, who was at the desk, looked innocently at the teacher and walked out of the classroom with the roll call book, "I'd better come to the roll call in the morning, I really don't know the rules."

Looking back at the classroom clock, the corner of the teacher's mouth curled up strangely, and he closed the door forcefully with his backhand, muttering softly, "Okay, goodbye."

(Speaking of which, the teacher's roll call method is quite interesting. Sometimes she didn't notice that the students didn't come back, and she even tried to tick off the names of the whole class in the roll roll.)

"Did we play too much?" Seeing that the teacher's reaction seemed a little intense, Jia Luoqing frowned, turned around and chatted with Ah Qian who was behind her.

"It would be more fun if another class teacher came to roll call in the afternoon." Ah Qian didn't care, "But she said the same thing last year, and it will probably be fine tomorrow afternoon."

Their class has a double head teacher system, one male and one female. According to the school, it is specially set up for the convenience of communication between the school and the students.

Fortunately, these two teachers get along very well with their class. They have been their class teachers for two years, and if there is no accident, they will also be the class teachers for the next year.

The male head teacher is more playful than the female head teacher, but Jia Luoqing still likes this young and beautiful female head teacher. Cough, it's definitely not because she is wretched, but because the female head teacher is more gentle. She can't help it when she sees a male head teacher Join the ranks of teasing teachers.

Hey, hey, is it really okay to do this, and why is this tone so weird?

. . .

Until school was over, the things in the pencil case played with almost every teacher who had ever opened the pencil case.

For this, the members of the class meeting who stayed in the classroom after school were praised by the president, "Hey, everyone did a good job today, and the time was set very well. If it was in the morning, after the break time, there are not many classes. All the teachers who teach us should know.

"As for the custom of not joking after twelve o'clock, let's forget it."

"No, president, I've already set the clock in the classroom four hours earlier." Xiao Yi said with a serious face.

"Okay, okay." The president nodded, affirming Xiaoyi's actions, while other members of the class meeting were speechless.

The president Ah Qian walked into Jia Luoqing with a serious face, "Hey, we will continue to work hard next time, and now, we will start the next round of work."

After all, the other members of the class meeting and the president did the same thing, and each sat down in a seat close to Jia Luoqing, while Bai Qingyi, who was seated next to her, still pushed the other members away fiercely, and found a seat closest to Jia Luoqing.

[? ] Jia Luoqing was puzzled.

"Ah Qing, hurry up and bring out your homework. I'm not a little monk and I don't have enough cultivation, so I don't really understand the homework for these few weeks." The president came over to ask Jia Luoqing for the homework as a matter of course.

"..." Jia Luoqing was speechless again, "How long has it been since you did your homework, classmate?"

"Not too much, about a month or so." The president stretched out his hand towards Jia Luoqing, "Hey, hurry up and give it to the president, it's the job of the class meeting secretary to provide homework answers."

"This..." Thinking of Jia Luoqing who seemed to have a bunch of essays and essays this month, she was a little embarrassed. Maybe the teacher will believe it if it's twin telepathy or something, but if it's us...well, that's fun."

"What the hell? I didn't plan to borrow yours for writing, nor did I plan to copy it. I haven't handed in the composition to be completed in class, so I definitely won't do other writing-related homework. You borrowed the workbook Just give it to me." The president took it for granted.

"...Okay, don't copy names and typos." Jia Luoqing took out a bunch of homework from the drawer.

The students rushed forward to grab food like hungry dogs (yes, it's not the paper rolls they grabbed), and within a few seconds, they snatched Jia Luoqing's homework that had been corrected by the teacher and sent back.

Shaking her head, Jia Luoqing also took out today's homework and textbooks from her schoolbag, picked up the ink pen on the table, and began to write slowly. Is this study group really effective?

"Speaking of which, why didn't you come back to write in the morning?" Jia Luoqing, who was stuck on a question, held his chin and chatted with his classmates while thinking.

"Eh? Want me to get up early? It's impossible! People, no, I'm a monk. I need to sleep for at least three hours every day. A monk like me who goes to bed at four o'clock will not get up early. You are too young, classmate." Chang raised his head to answer, then continued to bow his head and write quickly.

. . .

After finishing the homework in hand, Jia Luoqing opened the personal locker next to the classroom, and a large pile of pink envelopes floated out of the locker immediately.

Originally, I just planned to put the sundries back in the locker, but unexpectedly the locker was stuffed with a pile of letters.

"...What are these?" After wrapping the pile of suspected love letters in a bag, and opening one casually, Jia Luoqing frowned,

【Huh?what happened?What the hell are these anonymous letters?Love you princess, this nickname is kind of scary. 】

【Princess. 】When Jia Luoqing saw this word, Jia Luoqing's head suddenly ached.

Why does the high school in my impression seem to be different from here?

No, why do you say that you have graduated?

It's strange, Jia Luoqing frowned, could it be related to the dream I had this afternoon?

"What's wrong?" Bai Qingyi sitting next to him had a strange expression on his face, "There are so many love letters."

"It sounds like after I met you, these strange things happened a lot more often." Jia Luoqing muttered.

"Why?" The face next to him was still a bit strange, but Jia Luoqing felt that the other person was too tall, so he didn't look up at him.

"Shall we go back together today?" Bai Qingyi snatched Jia Luoqing's schoolbag.

"...It's still like this." Jia Luoqing sighed, "Can I not use the robbery?"

"Let's talk about it next time~"

"Let's go back."

"Ah."

The author has something to say:

By the way, tomorrow is September [-]st, I wish you a happy start of school tomorrow~ I may not be able to write orz the next day after school starts next week

I feel like April Fools’ Day was the most fun time in middle school except for the Christmas party. Those books above have been tested by themselves or watched by classmates. 233333

I used to look forward to April Fool's Day. Some students were cheated five times within two hours. I admire it.

Well, the stalk of cultivating immortals = staying up late seems to have been mentioned before.