Funny Assassin

The corner of Yumianhu's mouth seemed to twitch, and he smiled wryly at Zhu Tuo, "You really think so?"

Zhu Tuo asked back: "Otherwise?"

The jade-faced fox smiled softly, "I wish to be the southwest wind, and die forever in your arms. I will naturally come for you."

Lu Xiaoguo seemed to hear the sound of his jaw dislocating, and wanted to ask more clearly but couldn't say a word.

Zhu Tuo was much calmer, "Zhu doesn't quite understand what Brother Fox means."

The jade-faced fox said leisurely: "I like women, and I also like men. Once I meet a man I like, I can give up all the women in the world for him." The corners of his lips curled slightly, "Your Excellency is the dream I have been looking for but never met. the middle man."

Lu Xiaoguo felt that he might have suffered a serious internal injury, otherwise why would he have the feeling of wanting to vomit blood?

Not only did he vomit blood, he even vomited the overnight meal.

Unexpectedly, the jade-faced fox hadn't finished speaking, "If you don't like being down there, it's okay, I can be down there too..."

With a flash of sword light, the icy edge of the sword had reached his neck.

"My sword may not be as fast as Ye Gushan's, but it will definitely not be slow." Lu Xiaoguo looked at Yumianhu coldly, "Do you think you can dodge this sword?"

Yumianhu looked at Zhu Tuo affectionately, "Even if I die in front of Your Excellency, I will die without regret..."

"Get out!" Lu Xiaoguo gritted his teeth, "If I see you again, you must know how to write regret!"

Yumianhu understood that Lu Xiaoguo was not joking, anyway, he had already achieved his goal tonight, and he didn't expect to succeed at once, so he clasped his fists at Zhu Tuo and smiled, "It's a good fortune to meet you, don't say goodbye for now, and we will meet later."

After Yumianhu left, Lu Xiaoguo felt even more awkward than when he was there just now.

Zhu Tuo looked at him as if the person being molested just now was not himself but him.

"If there is nothing else, the young master should rest earlier."

"and many more."

Lu Xiaoguo turned around in surprise.

Zhu Tuo walked to the door, "The moonlight is beautiful tonight."

Lu Xiaoguo didn't understand what else Zhu Tuo wanted to do.

"If you go out of the city at this time, you can still go to Xishan to watch the sunrise in time."

Although he didn't understand his train of thought, Lu Xiaoguo said respectfully, "I'll ask Lao Zhang to prepare the car."

Zhu Tuo shook his head and said, "Don't disturb them, it's just you and me."

Lu Xiaoguo: ...

Although it is early spring, the morning wind in the West Mountain is still bitingly cold.The wind is cold, but fortunately the wine is hot.

Lu Xiaoguo raised his head and poured down half a pot of wine in one breath, the scorching heat immediately spread to his limbs and bones.

The body is getting warmer, but the sadness in my heart has not diminished in the slightest.

If it's not that I'm nosy, and I'm still dreaming sweet dreams in the warm bed, why would I go to such a ghostly place in the middle of the night to blow the cold wind?

Lu Xiaoguo was really depressed.In terms of assassins with top-notch swordsmanship, he is definitely not even close.If you talk about top-notch assassins, if he ranks second, no one would dare to rank first.

It's only been a few days since he came here to look for 6250, how many things has he been busy with?Hall Master Nine once said that the assassin who dies the fastest is not the one with the worst swordsmanship, but the one with the strongest curiosity.

Lu Xiaoguo felt that if this went on like this, he would be able to automatically reduce the number of members of the Blood Shadow Sect without waiting to assassinate Ye Gushan.

In front of Zhu Tuo was a small red clay stove, warming the wine.He glanced at Lu Xiaoguo and asked, "What do you think of what Yumianhu said?"

Lu Xiaoguo wiped his mouth, "Shameless bastards, how dare you think about the young master, you are so disingenuous and disgusting!"

Zhu Tuo said lightly: "I'm talking about the fact that a mysterious person other than him visited last night."

Of course Lu Xiaoguo understood what he meant, but she just pretended to be confused.No matter what the purpose of Yiyexue's appearance is, Zhu Tuo must not know.

To him, Zhu Tuo is just a passer-by who meets by chance, a stepping stone to complete the mission, and Yiyexue is a comrade-in-arms who will stay together for a lifetime, although he may not think so.

Lu Xiaoguo said quite seriously: "How can the young master believe what such a scumbag says?"

Zhu Tuo didn't seem to take it seriously, "A villain may not lie, and a gentleman may not be trustworthy."

Lu Xiaoguo actually agrees with his point of view in his heart, but on the surface he still disagrees, "Even if the villain is telling the truth, he must have some ulterior purpose. Although his words are true, his heart can be punished. A gentleman Even if you tell a lie, it is out of good intentions and you don’t want to hurt others. Although your words are false, you can learn from your heart.”

Zhu Tuo looked at Lu Xiaoguo with a smile that was not a smile, and his eyes were full of meaning, which made Lu Xiaoguo's heart shudder.

Fortunately, he didn't say anything, just filled Lu Xiaoguo with wine.

Lu Xiaoguo wanted to say more and make more mistakes, it is safest to drink with his mouth shut.

It's just that if you drink too much wine, you will inevitably talk too much.

Lu Xiaoguo put his arms around Zhu Tuo's neck, and said vaguely: "Young Master, you know...you know, it's the first time I don't sleep with...people going up the mountain to blow the cold wind in the middle of the night!"

Zhu Tuo said, "How do you feel?"

Lu Xiaoguo stretched out her thumb, and it took a long time before she burst out a few words, "...I don't want to have a second time!"

After speaking, he threw his head into Zhu Tuo's arms, and couldn't wake up no matter how much he screamed.

Lu Xiaoguo was actually not drunk. With his drinking capacity, even if he burned seven or eight catties with a knife, his face would not change and his heart would not beat.He pretended to be drunk just because he didn't want to continue chatting with Zhu Tuo.

Chatting with Zhu Tuo is a very brain-consuming thing, even more brain-consuming than making an assassination plan.

Although his swordsmanship was unsatisfactory, his ability to pretend to be drunk was top-notch, and in the end even he was fooled by himself.

He actually pretended to be asleep.

When he woke up the next day, he found himself in the carriage with a little candle with a livid face sitting beside him.

"You can go up the mountain with the young master and come back drunk."

Lu Xiaoguo herself was also very embarrassed, she scratched her head and looked out the window, "Where is this going?"

"Jiangnan." Little Candle said indifferently: "Time is too tight, and I can't wait until Young Master Lu sobers up. Please forgive me."

Lu Xiaoguo knew that bickering with Little Candle was asking for trouble at this time, so she pretended not to hear the sarcasm and provocation in her tone, "Is Boss Cheng here?"

Little Candle pouted, "The young master is playing chess with the young master in the car behind."

Lu Xiaoguo stopped talking.

The little candle was obviously not as calm as he could hold his breath. After holding back for a while, he couldn't help asking: "What happened last night? Who is in the young master's room?"

Lu Xiaoguo stared at her silently.

The little candle pouted and said: "Last night, the young master issued a ban, no one is allowed to step into his room, so I have no choice but to ask you."

Lu Xiaoguo said: "Why don't you ask the young master directly?"

Little Candle stared, "If I dare to ask, will he still come to ask you?"

Lu Xiaoguo touched his nose, "Do you think I will disobey the young master just to satisfy your curiosity?"

Small Candle approached him, blinked and said: "If you don't tell me, if I don't tell you, how would the young master know?"

Lu Xiaoguo also blinked, "How do I know you won't be able to resist telling the third person?"

Little Candle dissatisfied: "You don't believe me that much?"

Lu Xiaoguo nodded, "I really don't dare to believe you."

Small Candle glared at him bitterly, and suddenly said: "I know what's going on even if you don't tell me, the young master has never gone up to the mountain alone to drink and watch the sunrise with anyone, and if he does that, it means..."

She suddenly stopped talking, and Lu Xiaoguo subconsciously asked, "What does that mean?"

Little Candle showed a meaningful smile, "Do you really want to know?"

Lu Xiaoguo nodded, "I really want to know."

The little candle said leisurely: "Since you want to know so much, then I...won't tell you!"

She glanced at Lu Xiaoguo haughtily in a victorious attitude, and then flew out of the car like a swallow.

Lu Xiaoguo gave a wry smile, lay down again, and stretched comfortably.

At noon, the team stopped at a monastery, and Big Eye Cheng borrowed the abbot's small kitchen to cook a vegetarian meal for Zhu Tuo.Lu Xiaoguo sneaked into the kitchen under the pretext of convenience.

"Whether the task can be successfully completed this time depends on seniors."

Big Eye Cheng's code name is much higher than his own, so Lu Xiaoguo naturally has to respect the old man.

"It's easy to say." Big-eyed Cheng nodded politely.

Lu Xiaoguo seemed to think carefully about his words, "At the banquet that day, Ye Gushan asked senior by name, why didn't senior agree to him? Wouldn't there be more opportunities to work by his side?"

Big Eyed Cheng put down the carrot in his hand, raised his head and said, "I didn't agree because you are here."

Lu Xiaoguo was startled, then thought about it: "Senior knows me?"

Big Eyed Cheng nodded, "I saw you at the sect's annual meeting."

Lu Xiaoguo thought and thought, but didn't remember that he had seen him before.There are hundreds of people at the annual meeting of the Blood Shadow Sect, how could he remember all of them clearly?

Big-eyed Cheng said: "I pay more attention to the top ten and bottom ten every year."

Lu Xiaoguo lowered his head in shame. After five years in the sect, his ranking has not been out of the bottom ten.He then raised his head full of hope, "Senior must be a master among the top ten?"

People generally care more about people with similar rankings to themselves. If Da Yancheng is really in the top ten, they have at least [-]% chance of success this time.

Big-eyed Cheng smiled shyly, "I'm ashamed to say that my ranking is equal to yours every year."

Lu Xiaoguo seemed to hear the sound of his heart falling to the ground and breaking into pieces.He forced a smile and said, "Senior, are you joking?"

Big Eyed Cheng was even more shy, "Don't be so polite, I'm actually not a few years older than you."

Lu Xiaoguo couldn't believe it: "But the code name of the senior..."

"I see that this number has never been used. It's a pity." Big Eye Cheng showed a simple and honest smile, "I'm really sorry to make you misunderstand."

Lu Xiaoguo tightly clutched an eggplant in his hand, as if he was clutching Big Eye Cheng's neck.

"Then your ranking..."

Big-eyed Cheng blushed and lowered his head, "This year is under you."

Lu Xiaoguo's eyes went dark for a while, no wonder he looked at him strangely, it turned out that this person was the last one who was absent from the annual meeting last year!