Hades out
Chapter 21————————
After the company trip was officially over, Bai Tianluo led two high-level executives to stay in the center of Xiamen for a few days.The company wanted to attract excellent student and teacher resources from well-known universities, and Xiamen University was Bai Luo's first choice, which was also one of the important reasons why he chose this place for company activities.In addition to connecting with Xiamen University, he also used this time to get together with several business friends in Xiamen.
In the last few days of the trip to Xiamen, during the daytime Luo had entertainment every day, but he was never drunk again, and he couldn't allow himself to do something wretched to a ghost, after all, he was the one who suffered.
Yama's long-awaited trip ended in his vacant room alone.He could still cook a meal for Bai Luo at home, but he didn't even have a chance to cut fruit here.
After returning home from Xiamen, Luo was still busy during the day, and Yan Wang's life returned to peace. This kind of ordinary life gave him the illusion that he had lived in the world for decades.During the day, when Luo got busy, he had no time to talk to Yan Wang, and even spent weekends in the company. Yan Wang was so lonely that he often hid himself and ran to Bai Bai Luo's company with his ghostly aura, just to get a few more glances at him.Most of the time, Hades is drawing at home with a pen and paper. He can't take pictures, but he can use a brush to draw the scenes, and draw what happened and didn't happen between him and Bai Luo.He thought that when he finished drawing this book, he would give it to Bai Luo and tell him how much he liked him.
In fact, Yan Wang is very dissatisfied with the fact that the story of the two of them can only exist under the brush. The scene of taking a photo with his daughter-in-law in the image of a headless male ghost during the trip made him brood. Self-realization is the most urgent thing right now.It wasn't the first day he had this idea, it had been on his mind for some time.
Yan Wang began to buy sunglasses, masks, wigs, hats, scarves and gloves for himself online. In order to add points to his handsomeness, he picked and picked for several days.
The pocket money that Luo gave during the day was only enough to buy vegetables and fruits, and the things Yan Wang picked were quite expensive, so he didn't dare to buy them with the account Luo gave during the day.He could transfer money directly into that account, but he was afraid that Bai Luo would check it.
Yan Wang sent the link to Dawei, asking him to find a way.Dawei wanted to cry but had no tears, thinking that if I had your ability, could I still be just a soldier?
A few days later, when Dawei collected all the things and delivered them, he also brought back a message to Hades.
"My lord, the ring from last time..."
Yan Wang was standing in front of the table happily fiddling with the pile of courier boxes. Hearing this, he stopped his hands about to unpack them and looked at Dawei. Dawei didn't say anything, but shook his head seriously.
"Have you checked the entire underworld?" Hades frowned, even though he was mentally prepared, he still felt a little at a loss at the moment.
"According to the roster, everything has been verified. In addition, I have inquired about all the places that can be inquired about, visited all the places that can be visited, and even visited the black market, but as far as I can get in touch, no one has seen it. A ring." Dawei took out a piece of paper, which listed the names of all officials, with their ring patterns drawn behind the names, and a handful of bright red Xs marked behind the names.In addition, there are several places and people's names circled by red notes on the paper, and two black strokes are drawn in the lower right corner of the circle.
Obviously, Dawei is reliable in his work. In order to prevent discrepancies in the records on the roster, he printed out the information and checked it with the actual rings of each person. inquire.
"Has anyone ever lost or replaced one?"
"Yes, but there will only be slight differences between the old and the new ones. Counting the discarded ones, there is still no one with the same or similar pattern as that ring."
Yan Wang's heart sank, but he still didn't want to give up: "You said you checked all the things you can get in touch with, but what about the things you can't get in touch with?"
"What the little ones can't touch is the secret file of the Palace of the King of Hades."
Yan Wang narrowed his eyes slightly, and a nervous look flashed in his eyes.The secret files of the Palace of the King of Hades are divided into two classes. The first class, the King of Hades, can be found. He has checked this part according to the ring earlier in the morning, but there is no information.The higher-level secret file has not been handed over to the current Hades, and is still managed by the old Hades.That ring has mana, and it is legitimately representing officials. If Xiao Hei's information can be found from the old Hades, then his identity must not be simple, and if the old Hades can't find the identity of the ring If there is any information, then Xiao Hei is even more simple, he is most likely not a ghost from the underworld.
It's not a ghost, so what is it?
These two situations are not trivial, and the identity represented by the latter situation may not even be challenged by Hades.He has always had such a guess that he wants Dawei to go to the underworld to check, but he actually has some evasive thoughts.As the King of Hades, how much information can Dawei find out that he can't grasp?He had already predicted it in his heart, but he still thought about what happened, what if he was negligent, what if in some black market, what if there were ghosts playing tricks, what if...
It's a pity that there is no chance.
What Luo cares about so much during the day is a ghost that is out of his control and he can't figure it out at all.
Yan Wang was full of irritability, and walked around the room a few times with his waist in his hands.The things that the old Yan Wang guarded are of great importance, so naturally he cannot be entrusted to Dawei for his help. Yan Wang dismissed Dawei, forced himself to shift his attention to his own equipment, and hoped that after the bad news, he would be able to meet him. Come on a good thing.
Yan Wang seriously picked out a good-looking suit from Baitian Luo's closet and compared it in front of him. After noticing the collar, Yan Wang hung up the suit and changed into a turtleneck sweater and a pair of long slacks .He changed his clothes and pants, put on his face shielding equipment one by one, and then walked to the full-length mirror in the living room holding his breath.
At the first moment, Hades was ecstatic. The mirror is like the eyes of ordinary people, and usually cannot see Hades.It is impossible not to be delighted to see his head-to-toe image in the mirror at this moment.However, after a short period of joy, Yama, who carefully examined himself, still felt helpless.As long as you turn your head slightly, you can see the empty ears, and the line of sight can directly see the other from one end, as if penetrating the body.The mask is not tight, and the stuffing will be exposed with a slight movement, and the exposed skin is the naked air in the eyes of ordinary people.The connection between the mask and the collar is not tight. From some angles, it looks like a head floating on the collar. The narrow gap is like a trace of the neck being cut off.Maybe a tighter earmuff and a big scarf could cover it better, Yama thought, and rummaged through Bai Luo's closet.His hands trembled a little, and he tossed his clothes all over the floor.
When Bai Tianluo went skiing one winter, he bought a large polar fleece hat. The hat not only protected the ears, but also covered the entire jawline when buttoned up.Hades found the big hat, he turned it out and put it on, and looked in the mirror, and it was completely covered. He looked at himself in the mirror and smiled happily, but his nose felt sore when he laughed.
Crazy, he looks like a lunatic, and it's not in a world of ice and snow, this attire looks like a complete lunatic.
During the day, Luo would not understand that his wish was not only for the two of them to sing together once, but also to have a photo taken together.What he really wanted was to make Bai Luo feel that there was not much difference between them, that they could eat together, live together, and even walk on the street together, and be seen by others.He wants to stand beside Bai Luo, and let those who try to get close to Bai Luo know that this person is mine.
He wanted Bai Luo to understand that being with him for the rest of his life didn't mean being a lonely and strange person.
There is a gap of species between them, decades apart, after seeing Bai Luo and his colleagues get along, after knowing the existence of that Ke Qi, and after hearing too many calls between Bai Luo and his family, Hades desperately wants to break this distance.During the day Luo would not take the initiative to approach him, so he could only try to get close to him during the day.
He happily imagined that these things could create a real him in the eyes of ordinary people, but at this moment he really felt a deep powerlessness, which was brought about by the insurmountable distance between reincarnations.The way he's put so much effort into it makes him look like a total weirdo.Abnormal, he looks so abnormal, even he can't convince himself, how can he convince Bai Luo.He is the majestic King of Hades, the leader of the underworld, but what he wants now is to be like an ordinary human being, life and death, ordinary.The ridiculous thing is that he can't be like a person, and he can't be ordinary. Such a wishful thinking of himself is simply a joke.
Yan Wang took off his big velvet hat, shook his head with a wry smile, stepped back and sat down on the armrest of the sofa.After a bad news, he had to face such a result again. The continuous blows made him feel desperate, and his strength was almost drained from the soles of his feet.During the time he came from the underworld to the yang world, he clearly knew that he was no longer as confident as before. Today, Bai Luo only accepts his existence, and this acceptance may disintegrate at any time.He has too many lies that cannot be exposed, he has too many feelings that he dare not speak out, he is still far away from his goal, and he also has a rival in love who cannot be identified or even defeated.
The more he gets along with Bai Luo, the stronger his desire to keep him by his side.At first, he also doubted whether such love at first sight was too hasty, and he also imagined that maybe one day this person would no longer be attractive to him.However, the love he pretended in his heart became heavier and heavier, the more he cared about Bai Luo, the more he longed for Bai Luo, the more disturbed and uneasy he became.
He simply didn't know what was wrong with him.
Hades ushered in the sunset of this day in self-pity and self-pity. He didn't notice that the hour hand had reached the time when Tian Luo went home, and he didn't smell Bai Bai Luo's smell.When Tiantian took out the key to open the door, he saw a "stranger" who was fully armed and covered his face looking back at him hastily. Baitian Luo's first reaction was that a thief had come to the house, so he took a step back under conditioned reflex. Out of a defensive stance.Hades originally didn't want Baitian Luo to see him like this, but just as he was about to explain, he saw Bai Luo being frightened by him, and was suddenly stimulated by Bai Luo's hostility, which made his heart hurt a little.
Sure enough, he looked intimidating.
Yama pulled off his mask and explained, "It's me..."
During the day, Luo recognized Meng Dashu, his muscles accumulating strength relaxed, and his expression eased.Yan Wang didn't look at Bai Luo Luo again, he took off his wig and sunglasses, took off his shirt, and fell into the sofa, falling into a ball of low air pressure.
Looking at his broad shoulders and healthy wheat complexion during the day, Luo felt his heart skip a beat.That body seemed to be hot, powerful hot, sweaty hot, hot that would burn him, like a strong and majestic ordinary male human being.
During the day, Luo guessed about Yan Wang's behavior and mood. He closed the door lightly, changed his slippers, put the briefcase on the chair at the entrance, and sat next to Yan Wang with a courier box.
Yama wanted to say "I'm sorry to scare you", but he couldn't get out of his mouth. A sour feeling of suffocation spread from his chest to his whole body.
During the day, Luo handed the courier box to Meng Dashu and said, "This is for you."
Yan Wang took the paper box but didn't have the strength to open it.He has already disassembled several express packages today, and the original surprise was finally built with a nondescript result. For him at this moment, the express box is the last thing he wants to see.Seeing Meng Dashu's lack of interest during the day, Luo didn't force him to unpack it, but touched the scissors under the coffee table and started to move.
"Last time you said you wanted to take a photo with me, so I ordered this for you."
Yan Wang's eyes lit up, he looked at Bai Luo Luo suspiciously, and then violently tore open the courier box that Bai Bai Luo had cut in half with his bare hands. His force was so strong that the courier box was torn beyond recognition, and the contents fell on the sofa.
There is a group of flesh-colored objects in the transparent packaging bag, which looks very strange.
Hades hesitated for a few seconds, then opened the packing bag and picked up the unknown object.
"This is……"
"Ahem...," Bai Bailuo felt a little guilty, "The high-end version...a silicone face kini."
Qingdao aunt's favorite - the facekini.
It brings you all-round protection from the top of the head to the shoulders and neck, the sun does not invade, and the skin does not leak sideways.
Bai Luo is serious.He felt sorry for his thoughtless proposal at the beach that day. Afterwards, he made up a picture of himself and the headless man. The shock he received was no less than that of Yan Wang, so he decided to quietly help Yan Wang.
One of the people he met in Xiamen was a bigwig in the film and television special effects makeup industry. Bai Tianluo made up a short story for him, saying that he had a friend whose face was disfigured and who dared not rashly undergo plastic surgery because of diabetes. Depressed every day, unwilling to go out, and accidentally contracted depression again, very pitiful.Bai Luo asked the other party for some advice and help, and after some serious thinking and comparison, the two finally chose the facekini.In fact, the best way is to make up with special effects for film and television, but the makeup artist can't see Hades, and Bai Luo has no operation skills, so he can only make a customized facekini out of silicone material.
Bai Luo couldn't confirm whether it would be successful, so he didn't inform Hades about it in advance.Several times he waited desperately for Hades to fall asleep, and wanted to measure his head circumference and other various data while he was fast asleep, but Hades would wake up whenever he moved, so during the day Luo had to turn over sadly, and his drowsiness Keep fighting.Bai Luo couldn't get what he wanted in the end, so he had to settle for the next best thing, looking for an opportunity to deliberately massage the head of Hades and measure it with his hands.Yan Wang was overwhelmed by flattery and worried. The reason why Bai Luo gave him a massage was that cooking was a waste of his brain. He didn't know whether it was Bai Luo's logic problem or human logic problem.
Did Luo become stupid during the day, should I see a doctor...
Yan Wang was very worried, which outweighed the joy brought by his wife's initiative to massage him.He carefully expressed his doubts about the brain-wrenching thing of cooking, Bai Luo immediately let go of his hand, and said angrily: "I will never touch your head in the future."
Hades slapped himself, what a shame, what if the daughter-in-law just wanted to find an excuse to get in touch with him!Yan Wang grabbed Bai Bailuo's hand and put it on his head, knelt down and begged Baitian Luo to forgive him, but Bai Bailuo not only didn't forgive him that night, but "accidentally" wet his pillow.
Yan Wang looked at the pillow which was about to be exposed to wind and sun on the balcony, and silently sucked his nose.
What Bailuo finally submitted was the data roughly measured by his own fingers. At the same time, he gave a reference example of skin color and skin texture, as well as a portrait of the original appearance of the "disfigured person", that is, the portrait of Yama himself.During the day, Luo originally wanted to draw it by himself, but after trying several times, it was horrible, so he had to fool the great artist Meng into drawing one for himself.The boss expressed his admiration when he saw the painting, but he still hoped that Bai Luo could provide a few photos from various angles. It was the first time in Bai Luo’s life that he lied so slyly, and he thought of an excuse almost instantly. He said The disfigured person couldn't bear the blow and burned all the photos.The boss sighed on the other side of the computer, feeling a lot of pressure.
The process is difficult, but the finished product is exquisite.
Yan Wang has never seen a face guinea before, and he didn't know that this is the standard swimming equipment for Qingdao aunts, so there is no psychological burden.He put on the facekini suspiciously.Thinking of Luo thinking of himself so much during the day, Yan Wang's body seemed to be filled with electricity, and the decadence just now was wiped away.If he knew how much work Luo Luo had done for this thing during the day, he might immediately take her back to the underworld to get married.
During the day, Luo was still uneasy. After all, if he was asked to wear such a facekini, he would use his whole body to refuse, even if it was an unusual facekini.
The high-definition version is indeed a high-definition version, and the texture is not comparable to that of ordinary face-kinis.Because Meng Dashu is not a human being, there is no need to leave holes in the nose and lips, so only the eyes are dug in this face, and the nose and lips are directly made out of Meng Dashu's appearance.The skin color and skin texture are strictly in accordance with Bai Luo's requirements, and there is not much sense of dissonance with the original image of Yan Wang himself in this regard.The neck of the facekini is usually not close to the body, but this customized version has a special design, and the neck is no longer loose. In terms of production, it can really be regarded as a simple special effect mask.Hades does not have human skin, and the fit is not perfect, but he casts a little spell, and the whole mask becomes docile. Even Bai Luo was surprised by the fit.
Because the facekini has reached the neck, Yan Wang no longer needs a high-necked shirt. During the day, Luo picked out the most common long-sleeved T-shirt for Yan Wang from the closet, and helped him trim the wig a little, and then set it up for him. Put on sunglasses.
"How is it?" Yan Wang was led to the mirror by Bai Bailuo, but he didn't dare to open his eyes to look.
"Look for yourself." Bai Tianluo replied with a gratified smile.
In fact, it's not a sense of relief, but a sense of joy. After all, Meng Dashu at this moment... looks a bit like an inflatable doll.This is more like a prank than a good-hearted help.
However, inflatable dolls belong to inflatable dolls, and it is still possible to take a photo with this appearance, at most it seems to be too beautiful.
Yan Wang mustered up the courage to open his eyes, and the moment he saw himself in the mirror, he felt extremely satisfied.Only when there is a contrast, there is a difference. This gini face is low-key and high-powered. It not only covers the areas that were easy to reveal just now, but also makes a large area of skin exposed without any covering effect.In the absence of turtlenecks and earflaps, he can dress perfectly with the seasons, which makes him less conspicuous and less weird.With the base of the face kini, and the sunglasses, mask, wig and hat, Hades no longer looks like a psycho, but like a big star trying to hide his identity.
There is often a fine line between a neuropathy and a big star, and there is a huge difference.
"Little Bai, you are too powerful!" Yama, who was "saved" by Bai Luo, boasted from the bottom of his heart.
During the day, Luo scratched his head in embarrassment, feeling that he had bullied a fool, and the three-point guilt in his heart increased a little.
As soon as Yan Wang was happy, he couldn't wait to go out for a walk: "I want to..."
During the day, Luo picked up the phone: "Satisfy you."
"Really?" Yan Wang was thinking of going out for a walk like a person, and when Bai Luo said that he wanted to satisfy him, he was so happy that he almost wagged his tail.
During the day, Luo opened the camera software, switched the camera to the front, and gave orders to Hades: "Come closer."
Hades asked, "Huh?" His body has already consciously leaned over.
During the day Luo raised the phone, Yan Wang saw the two people on the screen of the phone, and understood Bai Bai Luo's intention.Although it was not his ultimate goal to take a photo with Luo Bai, it was still a big deal. Yan Wang immediately became excited and grinned at the camera.
"Hey, I laughed, he didn't laugh..." The King of Hades in the camera will naturally not show a smiling face. No matter how he winks, grins, and sticks his tongue out, there is only the cold and paralyzed face created by the gini and sunglasses in the picture. When Yama's facial expression is too exaggerated, this mask can make a breakthrough, showing the effect of a long and crooked face.Yan Wang naturally couldn't accept the crooked face, so he had no choice but to put away his expression, raised his hand and gestured "yeah" to the camera.
"Hey, I can't laugh, that's all I can do..."
During the day, Luo turned his head and glanced at Meng Dashu. One second before he pressed the camera button, for some unknown reason, he stretched out his left hand to put Meng Dashu's shoulder, and hugged him closer.
In the first group photo of Yan Wang and Bai Bai Luo, Bai Bai Luo showed a calm smile, stretched out his hand to touch him, and turned his head to him. He himself was expressionless as if he didn't care much, but his hands made a gesture of victory.
Yan Wang looked at the photo and thought it was a good omen.Although this road is difficult, my daughter-in-law is facing me. She gave me a face, helped me realize my wish for a group photo, and even took the initiative to hug me hehehehehe... Hades laughed so hard that his saliva was about to come out, so he quickly took a breath I took it back.
During the day, Luo looked at an inflatable doll holding a mobile phone and giggled, feeling terrified.
Yan Wang yelled to go out when he was happy. During the day, Luo didn't dare to let the live inflatable doll go out for a stroll, and was afraid that the fool would go out and cause trouble alone if he disagreed with him. Finally, Yan Wang agreed to take him out on the premise that Yan Wang agreed to wear a mask.
It just so happened that there was no food for cooking at home that day, so during the day Luo set the destination as a procurement center, planning to make a quick decision.There is a large supermarket near the community. During the day, Luo thinks left and right and always feels unsafe, and finally decides to take Yan Wang to a suburban supermarket far away from his living and working area.
If you stay far away, you won't be seen by acquaintances.
So I drove for an hour and a half, and went to a supermarket where things were quite expensive and you needed a membership card to shop.
After all, Hades is a dragon among ghosts, his face can't be seen clearly after covering up, but his height and figure still stand out in the crowd, and his extraordinary temperament really attracted some people's attention.Fortunately, most of the people rushed home after purchasing, and stopped watching too much after a few glances from a distance. Except for a few service personnel who came over to push the sales, the two of them didn't encounter any trouble.
Seeing a girl who hit her knee while looking at Meng Dashu after three piles of fruits and vegetables grinned in pain, during the day Luo thought to herself, "What is really beautiful about him is his face. You can't see it, only I can see it."
During the day, Luo thought about it while puffing out her small chest, feeling as honorable as a VIP.The King of Hades saw Luo holding her chest up during the day, and imitated Luo with her head up and chest up, very ostentatiously.During the day, Luo bumped Hades with his elbow and reminded: "I told you to keep a low profile, what are you doing?"
"Learn from you!"
The noble VIP Bai Luo realized why he was so proud, his ears were flushed, and he couldn't help but hated Meng Dashu again.
Yan Wang put away his ostentation and lowered his head, and followed Luo Tiantian carefully to pick eggs, potatoes, and radishes, daydreaming in his mind about laughing in circles in the middle of the supermarket.An old lady pushed a shopping cart and squeezed beside the two of them, bending her waist and tilting her head, trying to see Hades' face.
Seeing that Bai Luo noticed her, the old man said, "Is this guy a star?"
Yan Wang was very proud when he heard it, and before he could say "yes", he heard Luo Bai answer: "Grandma, he is not a star."
"Then why are you dressed like this?"
During the day, Luo leaned into the old man's ear and whispered, "My friend was burned before and had plastic surgery, and now it doesn't feel very natural."
When the old man heard this, he looked at King Hades lovingly, and muttered: "You committed a crime... What a good young man..."
The teacher killer Yan Wang looked at the old woman pushing the cart away, and said indignantly: "I heard it."
Bai Luo did not apologize: "Is there a problem?"
"Can you let me feel the vanity of a star?"
"Okay, when someone asks me again, I will stay away from you and pretend that I don't know you. You answer yes, and then they will insist on taking off your mask to take a photo. If you don't want to, someone may tear it away rudely. Your mask, and what's more, it may even tear off your face, and of course, you can scare him to death in retaliation." Ordinary people can't hear ghosts, but according to different ways, ghosts have the ability to affect human beings. Part of the senses.Although Meng Dashu is a newly dead ghost, it is still possible to communicate with three or two ordinary humans.
"I was wrong." Yan Wang has an advantage, that is, he has a strict family education, and he admits his mistakes in a timely manner.
Hades, who had experienced the lesson again, did not dare to make a mistake, and followed behind the "master" respectfully, accompanied him to pick and choose, and discussed in a low voice what to eat.The "shrimp" trainer was very satisfied with the pet's performance and took him to complete the purchase quickly.After paying the bill, the two pushed the shopping cart to the underground garage, and when they were approaching Bai Bailuo's car, they were stopped by a shout.
"Tianluo!"
During the day, Luo turned his head and recognized the person at a glance: "Ke Qi!"
The last time Yan Wang saw the "silly big man" from a high place, this time he felt the height of the other person face to face, and his dissatisfaction rose sharply. Taking advantage of the daytime to greet Luo and Ke Qi, Yan Wang quietly stood on tiptoe behind the shopping cart .
During the day, Luo didn't expect that Ke Qi would coincidentally accompany his mother who lives nearby to go shopping, and he was so surprised that he forgot about Hades behind him.Ke Qi exchanged a few words with Bai Luo, and then noticed the strange man walking over.The moment Ke Qi turned his gaze to Yan Wang, Yan Wang stretched out his arms to embrace Bai Luo Luo with lightning speed, and introduced himself, "Hello, my name is Meng, and I'm his boyfriend."
Ke Qi was taken aback when he heard King Hades' words, and his expression became a little unnatural in an instant. When Luo Luo saw his reaction during the day, he knew that he had heard the words just now, and immediately burst into flames.
During the day, Luo turned his head and scolded Yan Wang next to him in a low voice: "What are you fussing about?!" After scolding, he explained to Ke Qi: "Don't listen to his nonsense, he is not mentally normal."
Just as he was about to explain further, Ke Qi's mother got out of the car and looked at them with a smile.
Mother Ke didn't see Bai Luo Luo many times, and Bai Luo Luo's career has changed a lot now, so she didn't recognize him at all.With elders around, it's really not easy to talk about these male-male relationships, and even clarification is inappropriate.Ke's mother asked Ke Qi if he wanted to chat with his friend first, but Ke Qi hurriedly waved his hand and said no, he gestured to Bai Luo to make a call, said to meet again later, and dragged his mother away in a hurry.
Ke's mother looked back at Yan Wang several times, and asked in a low voice, "Is that person wearing a mask a celebrity?"
Ke Qi was embarrassed: "...that's my friend's friend, who sings pop songs, you don't know him."
"I said it doesn't look like ordinary people."
When Yan Wang saw that he had scared Ke Qi away, a small sense of accomplishment rose in his heart, and then he glanced at the gloomy Bai Tianluo, that sense of accomplishment disappeared immediately.During the day, Luo threw an eye knife ten times harder than usual at Yan Wang, and Yan Wang felt that during the day Luo might wish to disappear in smoke.
In terms of pretending to be stupid, Hades is definitely a first-class master. Before Luo Luo opened his mouth during the day, he had already acted first: "Why do you look at me like that?"
"What did you mean by that just now?" Bai Bailuo looked serious.
"No...can't you say that?" Yan Wang acted surprised and innocent.
"Fuck...of course I can't!"
"Then you told others that I was your ex-girlfriend before. When I thought he could see that I was a man, I couldn't say that I was a girlfriend... and we both broke up and went to the supermarket together, which looks like you How bad, I can only say that I am your boyfriend..."
Saying that he has a bad mind, he thinks more thoroughly than anyone else.It can't be a girlfriend so it's a boyfriend, it can't be an ex so it's the current one, it's fine...but...the point is not this!During the day, Luo almost ran away in the garage.
"I said, of course it's okay, and when I say it, others can't see you!"
"You can say it when you can see me. I agree with you."
"No...you don't understand..."
"I really do not understand."
"Just now you can say that you are my friend, why do you have to say boyfriend?"
"But why didn't you say that I was your friend when watching movies? Can you only watch movies with your girlfriend?"
"..." Luo was at a loss for words during the day.
When a scholar meets a soldier, when a normal person meets a mentally handicapped person, it is an indescribable pain.During the day, Luo was good at debating with smart people, but a few arguing with Meng Dashu, who was like a bear boy, could make him angry. He had a hundred reasons in his mind, but he couldn't explain it to this "ghost".
During the day, Luo Luo's thoughts were all about how to explain to Ke Qi, and he really didn't want to get entangled with Meng Dashu. Anyway, he couldn't explain the truth to him, so he could only be treated as a pet: "You don't need to understand, you just need to know that what you say will affect my life. Life is fine! If you make another move that affects my life, I will send you to hell immediately."
What King Hades is most afraid of is that Luo will drive him away during the day. This is his magic spell, and when he hears it, his head hurts.As soon as Bai Luo said such words, Yan Wang immediately resorted to the trick of admitting his mistakes: "I was wrong, I promise I will never make you angry again."
"Guarantee is useless, what should I do if I commit the crime again?"
"If I do it again, I will be kicked out."
"Well, remember?!"
"Remember...Xiaobai, can you stop trying to drive me away, the underworld won't accept me, and you don't want me, I'm just like a child nobody wants." Yama Wang pitifully felt wronged.
During the day, Luo was soft-hearted. Seeing Meng Dashu's 1.8-meter-tall man hanging his head and saying that he was an unwanted child in front of him, his kindness was aroused, and he accidentally had the illusion that he was bullying others.Speaking of it, Meng Dashu is a lonely ghost who died unexpectedly. If he wants to cultivate immortality, his life is gone. If he wants to become a human being, he can't be. Instead, he can be sent to be a ghost.
After picking up such an unlucky child, I can only keep it.
Thinking of this, Luo's eyes softened during the day, and Yan Wang saw that Luo's expression softened during the day, so he gently pushed him: "Just think of a way to explain it to your friend later on. You are so smart, you can definitely come up with a good idea." There is a way... I know I was wrong, so don't bother with me, you say you are so angry with me for having plastic surgery with such a good-looking person, please sympathize with the disabled."
Thinking of the scene in the supermarket just now, Bai Tian Luo was angry and amused, he moved the corners of his mouth, and quietly bit his cheek with his teeth, enduring it.
Yan Wang saw that he was about to laugh, and continued his efforts: "Hey, who is this young man, why does he look so good-looking when he smiles! I can't match my face eight hundred times!"
During the day, Luo didn't want to give Meng Dashu a good face so quickly, so he suppressed a smile and complained: "You are too fake", and without waiting for Meng Dashu's response, he turned around and went to open the trunk.
The King of Hades could not predict the holy will, and asked tentatively, "Are you still angry?"
During the day, Luo walked back and prepared to push the shopping cart, and replied, "I'm hungry, let's go home quickly."
"Hey! I'll come, I'll come! Sit down!" Yan Wang snatched the shopping cart, rushed to the trunk to put things in a stride, and heaved a sigh of relief as he watched Bai Luo get into the driver's seat.
In the last few days of the trip to Xiamen, during the daytime Luo had entertainment every day, but he was never drunk again, and he couldn't allow himself to do something wretched to a ghost, after all, he was the one who suffered.
Yama's long-awaited trip ended in his vacant room alone.He could still cook a meal for Bai Luo at home, but he didn't even have a chance to cut fruit here.
After returning home from Xiamen, Luo was still busy during the day, and Yan Wang's life returned to peace. This kind of ordinary life gave him the illusion that he had lived in the world for decades.During the day, when Luo got busy, he had no time to talk to Yan Wang, and even spent weekends in the company. Yan Wang was so lonely that he often hid himself and ran to Bai Bai Luo's company with his ghostly aura, just to get a few more glances at him.Most of the time, Hades is drawing at home with a pen and paper. He can't take pictures, but he can use a brush to draw the scenes, and draw what happened and didn't happen between him and Bai Luo.He thought that when he finished drawing this book, he would give it to Bai Luo and tell him how much he liked him.
In fact, Yan Wang is very dissatisfied with the fact that the story of the two of them can only exist under the brush. The scene of taking a photo with his daughter-in-law in the image of a headless male ghost during the trip made him brood. Self-realization is the most urgent thing right now.It wasn't the first day he had this idea, it had been on his mind for some time.
Yan Wang began to buy sunglasses, masks, wigs, hats, scarves and gloves for himself online. In order to add points to his handsomeness, he picked and picked for several days.
The pocket money that Luo gave during the day was only enough to buy vegetables and fruits, and the things Yan Wang picked were quite expensive, so he didn't dare to buy them with the account Luo gave during the day.He could transfer money directly into that account, but he was afraid that Bai Luo would check it.
Yan Wang sent the link to Dawei, asking him to find a way.Dawei wanted to cry but had no tears, thinking that if I had your ability, could I still be just a soldier?
A few days later, when Dawei collected all the things and delivered them, he also brought back a message to Hades.
"My lord, the ring from last time..."
Yan Wang was standing in front of the table happily fiddling with the pile of courier boxes. Hearing this, he stopped his hands about to unpack them and looked at Dawei. Dawei didn't say anything, but shook his head seriously.
"Have you checked the entire underworld?" Hades frowned, even though he was mentally prepared, he still felt a little at a loss at the moment.
"According to the roster, everything has been verified. In addition, I have inquired about all the places that can be inquired about, visited all the places that can be visited, and even visited the black market, but as far as I can get in touch, no one has seen it. A ring." Dawei took out a piece of paper, which listed the names of all officials, with their ring patterns drawn behind the names, and a handful of bright red Xs marked behind the names.In addition, there are several places and people's names circled by red notes on the paper, and two black strokes are drawn in the lower right corner of the circle.
Obviously, Dawei is reliable in his work. In order to prevent discrepancies in the records on the roster, he printed out the information and checked it with the actual rings of each person. inquire.
"Has anyone ever lost or replaced one?"
"Yes, but there will only be slight differences between the old and the new ones. Counting the discarded ones, there is still no one with the same or similar pattern as that ring."
Yan Wang's heart sank, but he still didn't want to give up: "You said you checked all the things you can get in touch with, but what about the things you can't get in touch with?"
"What the little ones can't touch is the secret file of the Palace of the King of Hades."
Yan Wang narrowed his eyes slightly, and a nervous look flashed in his eyes.The secret files of the Palace of the King of Hades are divided into two classes. The first class, the King of Hades, can be found. He has checked this part according to the ring earlier in the morning, but there is no information.The higher-level secret file has not been handed over to the current Hades, and is still managed by the old Hades.That ring has mana, and it is legitimately representing officials. If Xiao Hei's information can be found from the old Hades, then his identity must not be simple, and if the old Hades can't find the identity of the ring If there is any information, then Xiao Hei is even more simple, he is most likely not a ghost from the underworld.
It's not a ghost, so what is it?
These two situations are not trivial, and the identity represented by the latter situation may not even be challenged by Hades.He has always had such a guess that he wants Dawei to go to the underworld to check, but he actually has some evasive thoughts.As the King of Hades, how much information can Dawei find out that he can't grasp?He had already predicted it in his heart, but he still thought about what happened, what if he was negligent, what if in some black market, what if there were ghosts playing tricks, what if...
It's a pity that there is no chance.
What Luo cares about so much during the day is a ghost that is out of his control and he can't figure it out at all.
Yan Wang was full of irritability, and walked around the room a few times with his waist in his hands.The things that the old Yan Wang guarded are of great importance, so naturally he cannot be entrusted to Dawei for his help. Yan Wang dismissed Dawei, forced himself to shift his attention to his own equipment, and hoped that after the bad news, he would be able to meet him. Come on a good thing.
Yan Wang seriously picked out a good-looking suit from Baitian Luo's closet and compared it in front of him. After noticing the collar, Yan Wang hung up the suit and changed into a turtleneck sweater and a pair of long slacks .He changed his clothes and pants, put on his face shielding equipment one by one, and then walked to the full-length mirror in the living room holding his breath.
At the first moment, Hades was ecstatic. The mirror is like the eyes of ordinary people, and usually cannot see Hades.It is impossible not to be delighted to see his head-to-toe image in the mirror at this moment.However, after a short period of joy, Yama, who carefully examined himself, still felt helpless.As long as you turn your head slightly, you can see the empty ears, and the line of sight can directly see the other from one end, as if penetrating the body.The mask is not tight, and the stuffing will be exposed with a slight movement, and the exposed skin is the naked air in the eyes of ordinary people.The connection between the mask and the collar is not tight. From some angles, it looks like a head floating on the collar. The narrow gap is like a trace of the neck being cut off.Maybe a tighter earmuff and a big scarf could cover it better, Yama thought, and rummaged through Bai Luo's closet.His hands trembled a little, and he tossed his clothes all over the floor.
When Bai Tianluo went skiing one winter, he bought a large polar fleece hat. The hat not only protected the ears, but also covered the entire jawline when buttoned up.Hades found the big hat, he turned it out and put it on, and looked in the mirror, and it was completely covered. He looked at himself in the mirror and smiled happily, but his nose felt sore when he laughed.
Crazy, he looks like a lunatic, and it's not in a world of ice and snow, this attire looks like a complete lunatic.
During the day, Luo would not understand that his wish was not only for the two of them to sing together once, but also to have a photo taken together.What he really wanted was to make Bai Luo feel that there was not much difference between them, that they could eat together, live together, and even walk on the street together, and be seen by others.He wants to stand beside Bai Luo, and let those who try to get close to Bai Luo know that this person is mine.
He wanted Bai Luo to understand that being with him for the rest of his life didn't mean being a lonely and strange person.
There is a gap of species between them, decades apart, after seeing Bai Luo and his colleagues get along, after knowing the existence of that Ke Qi, and after hearing too many calls between Bai Luo and his family, Hades desperately wants to break this distance.During the day Luo would not take the initiative to approach him, so he could only try to get close to him during the day.
He happily imagined that these things could create a real him in the eyes of ordinary people, but at this moment he really felt a deep powerlessness, which was brought about by the insurmountable distance between reincarnations.The way he's put so much effort into it makes him look like a total weirdo.Abnormal, he looks so abnormal, even he can't convince himself, how can he convince Bai Luo.He is the majestic King of Hades, the leader of the underworld, but what he wants now is to be like an ordinary human being, life and death, ordinary.The ridiculous thing is that he can't be like a person, and he can't be ordinary. Such a wishful thinking of himself is simply a joke.
Yan Wang took off his big velvet hat, shook his head with a wry smile, stepped back and sat down on the armrest of the sofa.After a bad news, he had to face such a result again. The continuous blows made him feel desperate, and his strength was almost drained from the soles of his feet.During the time he came from the underworld to the yang world, he clearly knew that he was no longer as confident as before. Today, Bai Luo only accepts his existence, and this acceptance may disintegrate at any time.He has too many lies that cannot be exposed, he has too many feelings that he dare not speak out, he is still far away from his goal, and he also has a rival in love who cannot be identified or even defeated.
The more he gets along with Bai Luo, the stronger his desire to keep him by his side.At first, he also doubted whether such love at first sight was too hasty, and he also imagined that maybe one day this person would no longer be attractive to him.However, the love he pretended in his heart became heavier and heavier, the more he cared about Bai Luo, the more he longed for Bai Luo, the more disturbed and uneasy he became.
He simply didn't know what was wrong with him.
Hades ushered in the sunset of this day in self-pity and self-pity. He didn't notice that the hour hand had reached the time when Tian Luo went home, and he didn't smell Bai Bai Luo's smell.When Tiantian took out the key to open the door, he saw a "stranger" who was fully armed and covered his face looking back at him hastily. Baitian Luo's first reaction was that a thief had come to the house, so he took a step back under conditioned reflex. Out of a defensive stance.Hades originally didn't want Baitian Luo to see him like this, but just as he was about to explain, he saw Bai Luo being frightened by him, and was suddenly stimulated by Bai Luo's hostility, which made his heart hurt a little.
Sure enough, he looked intimidating.
Yama pulled off his mask and explained, "It's me..."
During the day, Luo recognized Meng Dashu, his muscles accumulating strength relaxed, and his expression eased.Yan Wang didn't look at Bai Luo Luo again, he took off his wig and sunglasses, took off his shirt, and fell into the sofa, falling into a ball of low air pressure.
Looking at his broad shoulders and healthy wheat complexion during the day, Luo felt his heart skip a beat.That body seemed to be hot, powerful hot, sweaty hot, hot that would burn him, like a strong and majestic ordinary male human being.
During the day, Luo guessed about Yan Wang's behavior and mood. He closed the door lightly, changed his slippers, put the briefcase on the chair at the entrance, and sat next to Yan Wang with a courier box.
Yama wanted to say "I'm sorry to scare you", but he couldn't get out of his mouth. A sour feeling of suffocation spread from his chest to his whole body.
During the day, Luo handed the courier box to Meng Dashu and said, "This is for you."
Yan Wang took the paper box but didn't have the strength to open it.He has already disassembled several express packages today, and the original surprise was finally built with a nondescript result. For him at this moment, the express box is the last thing he wants to see.Seeing Meng Dashu's lack of interest during the day, Luo didn't force him to unpack it, but touched the scissors under the coffee table and started to move.
"Last time you said you wanted to take a photo with me, so I ordered this for you."
Yan Wang's eyes lit up, he looked at Bai Luo Luo suspiciously, and then violently tore open the courier box that Bai Bai Luo had cut in half with his bare hands. His force was so strong that the courier box was torn beyond recognition, and the contents fell on the sofa.
There is a group of flesh-colored objects in the transparent packaging bag, which looks very strange.
Hades hesitated for a few seconds, then opened the packing bag and picked up the unknown object.
"This is……"
"Ahem...," Bai Bailuo felt a little guilty, "The high-end version...a silicone face kini."
Qingdao aunt's favorite - the facekini.
It brings you all-round protection from the top of the head to the shoulders and neck, the sun does not invade, and the skin does not leak sideways.
Bai Luo is serious.He felt sorry for his thoughtless proposal at the beach that day. Afterwards, he made up a picture of himself and the headless man. The shock he received was no less than that of Yan Wang, so he decided to quietly help Yan Wang.
One of the people he met in Xiamen was a bigwig in the film and television special effects makeup industry. Bai Tianluo made up a short story for him, saying that he had a friend whose face was disfigured and who dared not rashly undergo plastic surgery because of diabetes. Depressed every day, unwilling to go out, and accidentally contracted depression again, very pitiful.Bai Luo asked the other party for some advice and help, and after some serious thinking and comparison, the two finally chose the facekini.In fact, the best way is to make up with special effects for film and television, but the makeup artist can't see Hades, and Bai Luo has no operation skills, so he can only make a customized facekini out of silicone material.
Bai Luo couldn't confirm whether it would be successful, so he didn't inform Hades about it in advance.Several times he waited desperately for Hades to fall asleep, and wanted to measure his head circumference and other various data while he was fast asleep, but Hades would wake up whenever he moved, so during the day Luo had to turn over sadly, and his drowsiness Keep fighting.Bai Luo couldn't get what he wanted in the end, so he had to settle for the next best thing, looking for an opportunity to deliberately massage the head of Hades and measure it with his hands.Yan Wang was overwhelmed by flattery and worried. The reason why Bai Luo gave him a massage was that cooking was a waste of his brain. He didn't know whether it was Bai Luo's logic problem or human logic problem.
Did Luo become stupid during the day, should I see a doctor...
Yan Wang was very worried, which outweighed the joy brought by his wife's initiative to massage him.He carefully expressed his doubts about the brain-wrenching thing of cooking, Bai Luo immediately let go of his hand, and said angrily: "I will never touch your head in the future."
Hades slapped himself, what a shame, what if the daughter-in-law just wanted to find an excuse to get in touch with him!Yan Wang grabbed Bai Bailuo's hand and put it on his head, knelt down and begged Baitian Luo to forgive him, but Bai Bailuo not only didn't forgive him that night, but "accidentally" wet his pillow.
Yan Wang looked at the pillow which was about to be exposed to wind and sun on the balcony, and silently sucked his nose.
What Bailuo finally submitted was the data roughly measured by his own fingers. At the same time, he gave a reference example of skin color and skin texture, as well as a portrait of the original appearance of the "disfigured person", that is, the portrait of Yama himself.During the day, Luo originally wanted to draw it by himself, but after trying several times, it was horrible, so he had to fool the great artist Meng into drawing one for himself.The boss expressed his admiration when he saw the painting, but he still hoped that Bai Luo could provide a few photos from various angles. It was the first time in Bai Luo’s life that he lied so slyly, and he thought of an excuse almost instantly. He said The disfigured person couldn't bear the blow and burned all the photos.The boss sighed on the other side of the computer, feeling a lot of pressure.
The process is difficult, but the finished product is exquisite.
Yan Wang has never seen a face guinea before, and he didn't know that this is the standard swimming equipment for Qingdao aunts, so there is no psychological burden.He put on the facekini suspiciously.Thinking of Luo thinking of himself so much during the day, Yan Wang's body seemed to be filled with electricity, and the decadence just now was wiped away.If he knew how much work Luo Luo had done for this thing during the day, he might immediately take her back to the underworld to get married.
During the day, Luo was still uneasy. After all, if he was asked to wear such a facekini, he would use his whole body to refuse, even if it was an unusual facekini.
The high-definition version is indeed a high-definition version, and the texture is not comparable to that of ordinary face-kinis.Because Meng Dashu is not a human being, there is no need to leave holes in the nose and lips, so only the eyes are dug in this face, and the nose and lips are directly made out of Meng Dashu's appearance.The skin color and skin texture are strictly in accordance with Bai Luo's requirements, and there is not much sense of dissonance with the original image of Yan Wang himself in this regard.The neck of the facekini is usually not close to the body, but this customized version has a special design, and the neck is no longer loose. In terms of production, it can really be regarded as a simple special effect mask.Hades does not have human skin, and the fit is not perfect, but he casts a little spell, and the whole mask becomes docile. Even Bai Luo was surprised by the fit.
Because the facekini has reached the neck, Yan Wang no longer needs a high-necked shirt. During the day, Luo picked out the most common long-sleeved T-shirt for Yan Wang from the closet, and helped him trim the wig a little, and then set it up for him. Put on sunglasses.
"How is it?" Yan Wang was led to the mirror by Bai Bailuo, but he didn't dare to open his eyes to look.
"Look for yourself." Bai Tianluo replied with a gratified smile.
In fact, it's not a sense of relief, but a sense of joy. After all, Meng Dashu at this moment... looks a bit like an inflatable doll.This is more like a prank than a good-hearted help.
However, inflatable dolls belong to inflatable dolls, and it is still possible to take a photo with this appearance, at most it seems to be too beautiful.
Yan Wang mustered up the courage to open his eyes, and the moment he saw himself in the mirror, he felt extremely satisfied.Only when there is a contrast, there is a difference. This gini face is low-key and high-powered. It not only covers the areas that were easy to reveal just now, but also makes a large area of skin exposed without any covering effect.In the absence of turtlenecks and earflaps, he can dress perfectly with the seasons, which makes him less conspicuous and less weird.With the base of the face kini, and the sunglasses, mask, wig and hat, Hades no longer looks like a psycho, but like a big star trying to hide his identity.
There is often a fine line between a neuropathy and a big star, and there is a huge difference.
"Little Bai, you are too powerful!" Yama, who was "saved" by Bai Luo, boasted from the bottom of his heart.
During the day, Luo scratched his head in embarrassment, feeling that he had bullied a fool, and the three-point guilt in his heart increased a little.
As soon as Yan Wang was happy, he couldn't wait to go out for a walk: "I want to..."
During the day, Luo picked up the phone: "Satisfy you."
"Really?" Yan Wang was thinking of going out for a walk like a person, and when Bai Luo said that he wanted to satisfy him, he was so happy that he almost wagged his tail.
During the day, Luo opened the camera software, switched the camera to the front, and gave orders to Hades: "Come closer."
Hades asked, "Huh?" His body has already consciously leaned over.
During the day Luo raised the phone, Yan Wang saw the two people on the screen of the phone, and understood Bai Bai Luo's intention.Although it was not his ultimate goal to take a photo with Luo Bai, it was still a big deal. Yan Wang immediately became excited and grinned at the camera.
"Hey, I laughed, he didn't laugh..." The King of Hades in the camera will naturally not show a smiling face. No matter how he winks, grins, and sticks his tongue out, there is only the cold and paralyzed face created by the gini and sunglasses in the picture. When Yama's facial expression is too exaggerated, this mask can make a breakthrough, showing the effect of a long and crooked face.Yan Wang naturally couldn't accept the crooked face, so he had no choice but to put away his expression, raised his hand and gestured "yeah" to the camera.
"Hey, I can't laugh, that's all I can do..."
During the day, Luo turned his head and glanced at Meng Dashu. One second before he pressed the camera button, for some unknown reason, he stretched out his left hand to put Meng Dashu's shoulder, and hugged him closer.
In the first group photo of Yan Wang and Bai Bai Luo, Bai Bai Luo showed a calm smile, stretched out his hand to touch him, and turned his head to him. He himself was expressionless as if he didn't care much, but his hands made a gesture of victory.
Yan Wang looked at the photo and thought it was a good omen.Although this road is difficult, my daughter-in-law is facing me. She gave me a face, helped me realize my wish for a group photo, and even took the initiative to hug me hehehehehe... Hades laughed so hard that his saliva was about to come out, so he quickly took a breath I took it back.
During the day, Luo looked at an inflatable doll holding a mobile phone and giggled, feeling terrified.
Yan Wang yelled to go out when he was happy. During the day, Luo didn't dare to let the live inflatable doll go out for a stroll, and was afraid that the fool would go out and cause trouble alone if he disagreed with him. Finally, Yan Wang agreed to take him out on the premise that Yan Wang agreed to wear a mask.
It just so happened that there was no food for cooking at home that day, so during the day Luo set the destination as a procurement center, planning to make a quick decision.There is a large supermarket near the community. During the day, Luo thinks left and right and always feels unsafe, and finally decides to take Yan Wang to a suburban supermarket far away from his living and working area.
If you stay far away, you won't be seen by acquaintances.
So I drove for an hour and a half, and went to a supermarket where things were quite expensive and you needed a membership card to shop.
After all, Hades is a dragon among ghosts, his face can't be seen clearly after covering up, but his height and figure still stand out in the crowd, and his extraordinary temperament really attracted some people's attention.Fortunately, most of the people rushed home after purchasing, and stopped watching too much after a few glances from a distance. Except for a few service personnel who came over to push the sales, the two of them didn't encounter any trouble.
Seeing a girl who hit her knee while looking at Meng Dashu after three piles of fruits and vegetables grinned in pain, during the day Luo thought to herself, "What is really beautiful about him is his face. You can't see it, only I can see it."
During the day, Luo thought about it while puffing out her small chest, feeling as honorable as a VIP.The King of Hades saw Luo holding her chest up during the day, and imitated Luo with her head up and chest up, very ostentatiously.During the day, Luo bumped Hades with his elbow and reminded: "I told you to keep a low profile, what are you doing?"
"Learn from you!"
The noble VIP Bai Luo realized why he was so proud, his ears were flushed, and he couldn't help but hated Meng Dashu again.
Yan Wang put away his ostentation and lowered his head, and followed Luo Tiantian carefully to pick eggs, potatoes, and radishes, daydreaming in his mind about laughing in circles in the middle of the supermarket.An old lady pushed a shopping cart and squeezed beside the two of them, bending her waist and tilting her head, trying to see Hades' face.
Seeing that Bai Luo noticed her, the old man said, "Is this guy a star?"
Yan Wang was very proud when he heard it, and before he could say "yes", he heard Luo Bai answer: "Grandma, he is not a star."
"Then why are you dressed like this?"
During the day, Luo leaned into the old man's ear and whispered, "My friend was burned before and had plastic surgery, and now it doesn't feel very natural."
When the old man heard this, he looked at King Hades lovingly, and muttered: "You committed a crime... What a good young man..."
The teacher killer Yan Wang looked at the old woman pushing the cart away, and said indignantly: "I heard it."
Bai Luo did not apologize: "Is there a problem?"
"Can you let me feel the vanity of a star?"
"Okay, when someone asks me again, I will stay away from you and pretend that I don't know you. You answer yes, and then they will insist on taking off your mask to take a photo. If you don't want to, someone may tear it away rudely. Your mask, and what's more, it may even tear off your face, and of course, you can scare him to death in retaliation." Ordinary people can't hear ghosts, but according to different ways, ghosts have the ability to affect human beings. Part of the senses.Although Meng Dashu is a newly dead ghost, it is still possible to communicate with three or two ordinary humans.
"I was wrong." Yan Wang has an advantage, that is, he has a strict family education, and he admits his mistakes in a timely manner.
Hades, who had experienced the lesson again, did not dare to make a mistake, and followed behind the "master" respectfully, accompanied him to pick and choose, and discussed in a low voice what to eat.The "shrimp" trainer was very satisfied with the pet's performance and took him to complete the purchase quickly.After paying the bill, the two pushed the shopping cart to the underground garage, and when they were approaching Bai Bailuo's car, they were stopped by a shout.
"Tianluo!"
During the day, Luo turned his head and recognized the person at a glance: "Ke Qi!"
The last time Yan Wang saw the "silly big man" from a high place, this time he felt the height of the other person face to face, and his dissatisfaction rose sharply. Taking advantage of the daytime to greet Luo and Ke Qi, Yan Wang quietly stood on tiptoe behind the shopping cart .
During the day, Luo didn't expect that Ke Qi would coincidentally accompany his mother who lives nearby to go shopping, and he was so surprised that he forgot about Hades behind him.Ke Qi exchanged a few words with Bai Luo, and then noticed the strange man walking over.The moment Ke Qi turned his gaze to Yan Wang, Yan Wang stretched out his arms to embrace Bai Luo Luo with lightning speed, and introduced himself, "Hello, my name is Meng, and I'm his boyfriend."
Ke Qi was taken aback when he heard King Hades' words, and his expression became a little unnatural in an instant. When Luo Luo saw his reaction during the day, he knew that he had heard the words just now, and immediately burst into flames.
During the day, Luo turned his head and scolded Yan Wang next to him in a low voice: "What are you fussing about?!" After scolding, he explained to Ke Qi: "Don't listen to his nonsense, he is not mentally normal."
Just as he was about to explain further, Ke Qi's mother got out of the car and looked at them with a smile.
Mother Ke didn't see Bai Luo Luo many times, and Bai Luo Luo's career has changed a lot now, so she didn't recognize him at all.With elders around, it's really not easy to talk about these male-male relationships, and even clarification is inappropriate.Ke's mother asked Ke Qi if he wanted to chat with his friend first, but Ke Qi hurriedly waved his hand and said no, he gestured to Bai Luo to make a call, said to meet again later, and dragged his mother away in a hurry.
Ke's mother looked back at Yan Wang several times, and asked in a low voice, "Is that person wearing a mask a celebrity?"
Ke Qi was embarrassed: "...that's my friend's friend, who sings pop songs, you don't know him."
"I said it doesn't look like ordinary people."
When Yan Wang saw that he had scared Ke Qi away, a small sense of accomplishment rose in his heart, and then he glanced at the gloomy Bai Tianluo, that sense of accomplishment disappeared immediately.During the day, Luo threw an eye knife ten times harder than usual at Yan Wang, and Yan Wang felt that during the day Luo might wish to disappear in smoke.
In terms of pretending to be stupid, Hades is definitely a first-class master. Before Luo Luo opened his mouth during the day, he had already acted first: "Why do you look at me like that?"
"What did you mean by that just now?" Bai Bailuo looked serious.
"No...can't you say that?" Yan Wang acted surprised and innocent.
"Fuck...of course I can't!"
"Then you told others that I was your ex-girlfriend before. When I thought he could see that I was a man, I couldn't say that I was a girlfriend... and we both broke up and went to the supermarket together, which looks like you How bad, I can only say that I am your boyfriend..."
Saying that he has a bad mind, he thinks more thoroughly than anyone else.It can't be a girlfriend so it's a boyfriend, it can't be an ex so it's the current one, it's fine...but...the point is not this!During the day, Luo almost ran away in the garage.
"I said, of course it's okay, and when I say it, others can't see you!"
"You can say it when you can see me. I agree with you."
"No...you don't understand..."
"I really do not understand."
"Just now you can say that you are my friend, why do you have to say boyfriend?"
"But why didn't you say that I was your friend when watching movies? Can you only watch movies with your girlfriend?"
"..." Luo was at a loss for words during the day.
When a scholar meets a soldier, when a normal person meets a mentally handicapped person, it is an indescribable pain.During the day, Luo was good at debating with smart people, but a few arguing with Meng Dashu, who was like a bear boy, could make him angry. He had a hundred reasons in his mind, but he couldn't explain it to this "ghost".
During the day, Luo Luo's thoughts were all about how to explain to Ke Qi, and he really didn't want to get entangled with Meng Dashu. Anyway, he couldn't explain the truth to him, so he could only be treated as a pet: "You don't need to understand, you just need to know that what you say will affect my life. Life is fine! If you make another move that affects my life, I will send you to hell immediately."
What King Hades is most afraid of is that Luo will drive him away during the day. This is his magic spell, and when he hears it, his head hurts.As soon as Bai Luo said such words, Yan Wang immediately resorted to the trick of admitting his mistakes: "I was wrong, I promise I will never make you angry again."
"Guarantee is useless, what should I do if I commit the crime again?"
"If I do it again, I will be kicked out."
"Well, remember?!"
"Remember...Xiaobai, can you stop trying to drive me away, the underworld won't accept me, and you don't want me, I'm just like a child nobody wants." Yama Wang pitifully felt wronged.
During the day, Luo was soft-hearted. Seeing Meng Dashu's 1.8-meter-tall man hanging his head and saying that he was an unwanted child in front of him, his kindness was aroused, and he accidentally had the illusion that he was bullying others.Speaking of it, Meng Dashu is a lonely ghost who died unexpectedly. If he wants to cultivate immortality, his life is gone. If he wants to become a human being, he can't be. Instead, he can be sent to be a ghost.
After picking up such an unlucky child, I can only keep it.
Thinking of this, Luo's eyes softened during the day, and Yan Wang saw that Luo's expression softened during the day, so he gently pushed him: "Just think of a way to explain it to your friend later on. You are so smart, you can definitely come up with a good idea." There is a way... I know I was wrong, so don't bother with me, you say you are so angry with me for having plastic surgery with such a good-looking person, please sympathize with the disabled."
Thinking of the scene in the supermarket just now, Bai Tian Luo was angry and amused, he moved the corners of his mouth, and quietly bit his cheek with his teeth, enduring it.
Yan Wang saw that he was about to laugh, and continued his efforts: "Hey, who is this young man, why does he look so good-looking when he smiles! I can't match my face eight hundred times!"
During the day, Luo didn't want to give Meng Dashu a good face so quickly, so he suppressed a smile and complained: "You are too fake", and without waiting for Meng Dashu's response, he turned around and went to open the trunk.
The King of Hades could not predict the holy will, and asked tentatively, "Are you still angry?"
During the day, Luo walked back and prepared to push the shopping cart, and replied, "I'm hungry, let's go home quickly."
"Hey! I'll come, I'll come! Sit down!" Yan Wang snatched the shopping cart, rushed to the trunk to put things in a stride, and heaved a sigh of relief as he watched Bai Luo get into the driver's seat.
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