I cultivate immortality only by mouth

Since Shi Zili changed the trajectory of the stars, he lived together with Yu in the nine heavens, and the two lived a sweet life.

Earlier, Shi Zili made a breakthrough in seclusion. He closed his eyes and opened them for 100 years. He couldn't feel it, but Feng Yu was really sober and protected him for 100 years outside the formation. It was only a formation away, and he could see his body. I can hear his breath, but I can't feel it, and I can't even say a word. The feeling is hard to describe.

So at the beginning, Feng Yu was very clingy to him, following him wherever he went, when Shi Zili glanced in his direction, he was just like the former Moon-Tuning Tengu Dharmakaya, with shining eyes looking at him.

Shi Zili was so distressed that the two of them stuck together every day and never separated.The two of them don't feel tired, but there is still the Aurora Emperor, who acts as the image of the evil mother-in-law who is keen to tear apart her son and daughter-in-law in family ethics TV dramas, urging Shi Zili to "men have ambitions and be at ease", "heroes are short-tempered, sons and daughters love each other" "Long" ah, "Stinky boy, hurry up and study, or I will spank your ass" and so on.

However, Shi Zili has nothing to do now, the sky has just been formed, and all the mana he has accumulated has been consumed. In the next hundred years, he only needs to wait for the mana to be full, and then he can enjoy Teddy every day. .

Feng Yu is also in a similar situation. Shi Zili has not been idle in the past hundred years of retreat. While cultivating, he gathers the sons and grandsons of dragons from all over the world. Creatures with dragon blood such as jiao and turtles are also included, and a big reshuffle comes. Suppress everyone into obedience.

Since both of them no longer need to practice, what else can they do?

Shi Zili originally thought that Emperor Aurora had to be picky when he was idle and bored, so he bought him various game consoles and discs, hoping to lure people away and stop making noise and annoying people.

Emperor Aurora has been addicted to the Internet for a long time. He really enjoyed playing games, but it didn’t prevent him from being annoying. He was playing games in his hands, and he couldn’t stop nagging, trying to persuade him: “You need to know that there is no sun and moon in cultivation In the future, there will be a lot of troubles, so why rush for a while?"

He is a person who has experienced the endless pain and loneliness of life. It took tens of thousands of years for Emperor Aurora to cultivate into the real body of the emperor. If he wants to achieve great things, he must be able to endure loneliness.

He couldn't help but sigh with emotion to Shi Zili: "I think back then, when monks roamed the world, there were so many people, but they suddenly turned down, and the laws of the world changed. I have never seen such a tragic situation. You are all short of fire. "They have seen the best of times, and they have also experienced the darkest period. The era of doomsday is approaching, and the evil hands of the heavens have killed countless arrogance.

In comparison, this generation of monks are all grown up in honeypots, innocent and innocent, so stupid.Emperor Aurora inevitably felt that one generation was not as good as the previous generation.

Shi Zili listened patiently to his babbling for a long time, then pulled out his ears, finally summing up the central idea—Emperor Aurora felt that the life state of the two of them without pursuit was not right, and he was afraid that they would be born with demons again. So I urged them to find something to do.

It's not that he just blindly worries about the sky, there is some truth to it, Shi Zili is really at a loss of what to do recently.Having nothing to do was a scary thing in itself, especially before he was used to being alone.

He was educated humbly, thanked Emperor Aurora for his advice, greeted Feng Yu, and decided to leave Nine Heavens and find something to do in the world.

In order to enjoy the two-person world with his senior brother, Shi Zili arranged the stars near their residence into a large array to block all prying and news from the outside world.

After he withdrew the formation, he saw more than ten arrows shot from the northeast direction, Shi Zili took a breath, and the arrows deviated from the planned track one after another, and all of them were blown away.

He has been out of the human world for a hundred years, and when Pu shows up like this, he senses that the magic power attached to these flying arrows is mediocre, and the archer does not seem to have malicious intentions, so he intercepts an arrow casually, puts it in front of his eyes and looks at it for a while, Aware of the strange familiarity of the mana on it.

Shi Zili closed his eyes and thought about it for a while, then suddenly smiled: "Big silly fish!"

Yes!In the past, when he was just a bouncing stone, in order to go to Penglai in the East China Sea to learn from his teacher, he took a carp spirit as a teammate. This carp spirit later became his roommate, and moved to live with Feng Yu in Shizili Before, the two forged a deep friendship.

Counting the hundred years of his retreat, the two of them have not seen each other for more than two hundred years. Carp's intensive cultivation has advanced a lot, and he has risen from the stage of transformation to the early stage of body quenching. This progress is really gratifying.

This arrow gradually turned into a fish scale in the hands of Shi Zili, and there was a line written on the fish scale, which was the handwriting of the carp spirit: "Stone, Penglai [-] anniversary, come back to play?"

Shi Zili's heart moved, and he said "You all live in the crotch", the arrows that flew in all directions before turned back and converged from his crotch.

He insisted on watching them one by one, and found that the carp essence did not ejaculate all at once. He was first invited to participate in the 950th anniversary of Penglai. Director, kindly invite him to visit his alma mater.

The carp essence doesn't send out one every year, but one every three to five years. It's just that these arrows travel to the nine heavens, unable to penetrate the restrictions he set up, and are all blocked.After Shi Zili was out of the pass, the arrows found his breath, and then they came one after another.

Shi Zili took another breath, and the arrows were automatically arranged in chronological order. The latest one was two years ago, and it was the [-]th anniversary of the school.

Teacher He is no longer the teaching director. Shi Zili feels sad for a moment. In his heart, He Yiling is really the best teacher in the world. Back then, turning feathers into flying swords to send messages was exactly the same, and it was funny again. After a long silence, I decided to go back to Penglai to have a look.

Penglai Xiandao used to be half-buried under water. Back then, the principal of Penglai teamed up with Mao Shanzhang and others to form a four-element formation to attack the heavens. The original shape appeared in a moment of excitement. Everyone knew that Penglai Xiandao was actually supported on the back of a tortoise.

And this spinner turtle is not very reliable, it will fly by itself when it is open to fighting.

This is a huge hidden danger in teaching. The school management committee received complaints from countless students, and had to allocate a huge sum of money to completely transform Penglai Island.After the transformation, Penglai is half suspended in the air, surrounded by fairy spirit, majestic and magnificent, and its appearance is quite brilliant.

When Shi Zili walked nearby, he felt a sense of being close to his hometown, and his feet stopped.This Penglai, I'm afraid he is no longer the familiar one.

He was hesitating whether to go on, the whole Penglai Xiandao trembled, and a loud voice spread everywhere, stirring up the sea turbulence: "Welcome outstanding alumnus Shi Zili to visit his alma mater—"

Immediately after Xian Yin Hao Miao, many familiar figures Shi Zili walked out of the gate, and the first one was He Yiling. 200 years later, she did not look old, she looked radiant, but her eyes were exceptionally warm, she stared at him right, smiled and called out, "Little Stone—"

No one has called this name for many years, Shi Zili's nose was sore, he almost cried, threw himself into her arms, and said after a long while: "I am so glad to see you."

He Yiling practiced in Penglai to the middle stage of body tempering, and was promoted to West Kunlun. Unfortunately, she did not make any progress in her cultivation. She knew that there was no hope of immortality, so she gave up her desire to practice and turned to Penglai to teach.

Shi Zili received the letter from Li Yujing. Although he was happy for him to be promoted to the teaching director, he was also very worried about He Yiling. The road to practice was bumpy, and he was afraid that something would happen to He Yiling. At this time, he swallowed his heart .

He Yiling said lovingly: "Silly boy, I have been promoted to the vice-principal, and I don't care about teaching anymore. It's very good." Then he explained the reasons for him in detail.

Ever since Shi Zili and the others slapped the heavens in a four-element formation and broke the iron law of "you are not allowed to become a master after the founding of the People's Republic of China", the three schools of Penglai ushered in the first wave of freshmen in a century, and they were overjoyed.However, He Yiling felt that she was a little bit powerless-the generation gap between her and the freshmen was too big, and it was somewhat difficult for the two parties to communicate.

She said with emotion: "Now it's all changed to computer teaching. Classes are all projected on large screens in multimedia classrooms. Teachers use computers to issue papers. I can't bear this, so I just resigned." After resigning, she took a break for 30 years In [-], teachers and students in Penglai were reluctant to part with her, and she was also reluctant to part with Penglai, so the school hired her back as the vice principal for convenience.

Shi Zili made out with her for a while, and then he separated his mind to look at other people. Seeing He Yiling followed a white-faced scholar with a gentle smile and a very friendly smile, he immediately called out: "Big silly fish, what a boy!"

The scholar, the carp spirit, said proudly: "The fish scales I flew out suddenly had feedback, and I knew you were out of customs. You will definitely come to Penglai as soon as you receive my message, so I called immediately. Teacher He, we gathered together to welcome you." He said again, "The principal and Immortal Tortoise Armor went down to set up a fortune-telling stall, and they won't be able to come back for a while. You stay for a few more days, and you must meet them before you leave."

Shi Zili looked around and saw a lot of students approaching. Although they were all teachers who dared not get too close, their eyes were eager, not just purely curious. One with a three-petal mouth looked like a rabbit. Exquisite, almost pouted with excitement.

He was suddenly surprised: "Do they know me?"

As soon as the words fell, several little monsters knelt down with a "plop", calling "Daddy" and "Daddy" Yunyun, they are only in the stage of comprehension, and the stage of fugue, and they are all little guys who have just entered school for a few years , each could not help crying bitterly.

Shi Zili was dumbfounded, and it took him a long time to find his tongue: "What?" He is a pure and good baby, and he never thought that Xi would be a father in his life. @封禹, senior brother, you must trust me, my body and mind belong only to you.

The carp spirit scratched her head: "You are a character in textbooks now, and the newly grown goblins know that it is you who beat the heavens, so they can open their minds." Calling "Dad" seems to make sense.

Shi Zili was even more shocked, and his voice was split: "I'm in the textbook?" What about the principal, Bi Fang, and Bai Hu? How do you count? Auntie, Erniang, and Sanniang?"

Carp spirit froze for a moment, then slapped his forehead: "That's right, we wanted to ask for your opinion when we edited the new textbooks, but we wrote to West Kunlun, Senior Feng said that you were making a breakthrough in retreat, and no one was contacted. We just put you in." He took out a set of textbooks from the portable space and handed them to him.

Shi Zili suddenly realized that he had just finished the battle with Emperor Peixuan at that time, he gained a lot from this battle, and he was experiencing it in seclusion, so he really couldn't tolerate being disturbed.After simply flipping through the book, I saw an introduction to his life in the last chapter of modern history, which was neither long nor short, five or six pages.

These days, the cultivation world also pays attention to portrait rights and so on. They print people's portraits and deeds in textbooks without consulting others. This is not very authentic.Carp Essence was a little guilty: "If you feel something is wrong, you can bring it up."

"Of course not." Shi Zili was very dissatisfied. "Why is it only five or six pages, can you be a little sincere?" One hundred and eighty pages.

——Let this group of brats who recognize their fathers casually memorize them, they are all important points, and they will pass the exam!

——From the resentment of a poor student.

Shi Zili couldn't help being fascinated for a while, thinking that in the past, he used the resentment of all the physics scumbags in the world to summon Newton and other big cows, and beat Emperor Peixuan to the ground. This miraculous effect?

His consciousness sneaked into his dantian, kicked Emperor Aurora, and said with a deep face, "I seem to have found my purpose in life."

Emperor Aurora: "...=.="