I cultivate immortality only by mouth
Chapter 87 How to Fat the Lotus Immortal
The dirt-eating boy has amazing fighting power, lying on the ground without making a sound, he ate a forest of baguettes in a blink of an eye, each branch was hung with different snacks, and he would report loudly every time he bit one: "Lotus Crisp! Osmanthus cake! Silver rolls! Begonia crisps! Red bean wine stuffed dumplings!"
This wave barrier attack is very lethal, Shi Zili drools three thousand feet, rolls up his sleeves and wants to go up by himself, but the page of Qiankun hurriedly stopped him: "If you immerse yourself in a sweet illusion, you will be controlled by him." The little greedy cat just ate a handful of popping candy and moved so fast that he didn't even have time to stop it.
Just as he was talking, the soil-eating boy slowed down, and on his way to the river to eat the cheese inside, he turned into a long loaf of salt and pepper bread, wandering aimlessly on the ground.After converting the pebbles, the efficiency is very good. A person eats a forest and transforms it into a loaf of thin bread, which can be called a model worker.
He called out another ten soil-eating teenagers in one breath, and let them go out to eat like locusts, but he observed carefully that one teenager was eating a pot of lychee rose raspberry tart that changed from bushes, and the pretzel bread came from behind him. Walking sideways, the cross of the bread was folded like a human waist, and the front end touched the boy's back, and the boy fell down in response.After half a stick of incense time, the boy also turned into a pretzel, got up and wandered.
Shi Zili was shocked, rubbing, zombie virus, this is, rushed forward, tore the two pieces of bread into pieces, and called a soil-eating boy to eat up the pieces.He stared at the boy for a long time, and was relieved to see that he hadn't turned into bread again.
He asked suspiciously: "It's one of the Tiangang stars in the demon world, is it so good?" Let people really eat him up?
Qiankun Shuye said calmly: "I snatched back the control of the space and forcibly fixed him in this form, but he couldn't." He also said, "What's more, if you change a bigu monk to come here, they may not realize that they need to eat up Only desserts can get out of trouble, so they will be trapped here forever, mana is absorbed by Tianyixing, and they themselves turn into desserts."
Seeing that Shi Zili still had doubts, he added another sentence: "It's up to you to eat, so many desserts, can you eat them all by yourself? He probably didn't expect that you can summon creatures without limit."
As the Qiankun book page said, he sighed in his heart, Emperor Aurora mastered the laws of time and space, and existed beyond the heaven and earth, but Yan Ling was Shi Zili's own innate talent, able to overcome all moves in the world, and the laws of time and space were not often used.
Only then did Shi Zili's suspicion disappear, and monks would still be full. Although the digestion speed is fast, eating sweets all the time will tire the taste buds and bring psychological disgust.
After the soil-eating boys spent four hours eating up all the food on the ground, only the sky and the river remained.Shi Zili glanced at the river. Under the piled cheese, he faintly felt something strange, so let's not provoke the river for now.
He drew a pink fairy stick of the little demon fairy on the page of the Qiankun book, and waved at the soil-eating teenagers: "Victoria's Secret Angel!" He put on gorgeous and big wings of various colors for them, and the teenagers waved their wings Flying into the sky, eating cotton candy clouds and Ferrero sun.
After the last mouthful of ferrero chocolate was swallowed, the sky changed from blue blueberry jam to black chocolate, and starry sky lollipops appeared in the night.This thing only tastes like saccharin, but it looks really good-looking, and the pebbles flew to the sky to admire it.
At the position of the sun that was eaten, a moon cake as big as a disk appeared, with an extremely sweet taste. A teenager climbed onto the moon cake and took a big bite. It was stuffed with egg yolk. There is still a fragrant filling juice flowing out of the gap.
Just at this time, there was a change in the cheese in the river, and a cheese giant climbed out, turned his back to the sky, and howled loudly.All the dirt-eating teenagers had scarlet eyes, and they also turned into pools of cheese monsters, flying towards the gravel.
These teenagers are all mortal bodies, so they are not afraid of mutations.Shi Zili waved his hand calmly and fixed them in place.On the contrary, the cheese giant was extremely powerful. He couldn't hold on to it with a hold spell, and was easily freed by it. The giant hand waved towards him and pressed down.
Shi Zili was shrouded in the shadow of his palm, and he was not in a hurry: "You have improper food, and you have to scare the children. Isn't this a slap in the face?"
Following his words, the cheese giant's palm flipped uncontrollably and hit him in the face with a "slap", and a large lump of cheese was blown away and fell back into the river.
This cheese giant is very good, fighting five scum, but the cheese that makes up his body is endless, and it will not suffer fatal injuries at all.If Shi Zili recruits the soil-eating boy again, it will be alienated into its younger brother.
Tianyi Xingmanchen vainly tried to use this trick to force him to eat the cheese in the entire river.
Shi Zili frowned, and while dealing with the cheese giant, he thought hard, and after half an hour, he hit his head: "It's impossible to let the sweetness make you stupid!" With his intelligence, he should have thought of a way a long time ago, but this is not right. Disaster!
He pointed to the cheese giant and said: "There is an Iranian proverb that knowledge (cheese) knowledge (skills) is a garland on the head, but property is the shackles on the neck."
The cheese giant howled angrily, and the pile of creamy cheese all over his body collapsed, together with all the cheese in the river, it turned into a brilliant garland with angelic white chubby wings, and flew to the top of the pebbles for him. crowned.
Shi Zili felt very beautiful, so he picked a purple morning glory from the wreath and hung it by his ear.The scent of flowers is different from the smell of sweet and greasy pastries. When he was washed away by the scent of flowers, his drowsy mind immediately cleared up by three points.
So far, all the desserts in this space have been resolved, and Manchen appeared in midair, naked.Shi Zili almost spat out without seeing the truth, and hurriedly covered his eyes: "Your Excellency, please respect yourself."
Man Chen held back his anger and said, "It's because you ate all my clothes and shoes!"
Shi Zili retorted: "If you didn't want to turn my treasure into a cake room for you to display desserts, you wouldn't end up like this." Also turned into a cake to eat.
Manchen let him roar, and he couldn't hold back his tears. What fell were not tears, but jelly beans: "I know I'm useless. People can bleed into rivers with a wave of their hands. When I wave my hands, I can only drool into rivers." King Sang resisted all opinions and enlisted me in the 36 Tiangang, and I was stripped naked by the enemy in the first battle, so humiliated and humiliated the entire Demon Cult, how could I face him!"
Shi Zili: "???" Brother, what you said is so ambiguous, I didn't insult you, did I?You insist on walking the birds with your butt naked, I didn't force you, did I?I also feel hot eyes, mental pollution.
He was painstaking and bitter, and said helplessly: "You are born to bring sweetness and joy to people, why bother to enter the magic way to kill people and bloodthirsty? An alpaca's talent is to be cute, why do you have to learn how to hunt like a cheetah?" He felt that this person The nature is not bad, the illusion created is not only the sweetness of the simple pastry, but also the warm atmosphere, the pastry that changes all over the world tastes very good, sweet but not greasy, this will not be a bitter person.
Man Chen said quietly: "In the world, only King Sang appreciates me. I will do whatever he asks me to do. Don't want to drive us apart. The students of Penglai Sanxian Mountain are not a good bird."
Because his original shape is a steamed bun, his moves are not very powerful, and his path of cultivation is extremely bumpy.He used to study at Penglai Academy, but was bullied and ridiculed by a few brats, and even his master didn't care to teach him.He also had integrity, and in a fit of rage he defected from his sect and became a casual cultivator.
Sang Xinghua failed the test and was expelled from West Kunlun, and he was considered to be the same as him, and occasionally took care of him. When Sang Xinghua established himself as the devil queen, he was promoted to a small backbone.
Manchen is in the mid-stage of refining the void, and he is qualified to become one of the four heavenly kings of the Demon Sect, but his fighting style is too biased, so he only managed to get a low-ranking position among the 36 heavenly gangs. Even so, he Also satisfied.
This time he was about to die at the hands of his opponent, and he couldn't utter some words quickly, sobbing and choking.Shi Zili was furious when he heard this: "Who bullied you back then, name it! I'll go back to Penglai and beat him up!"
What does he resent most about Penglai?It's not Penglai's final exam, but Penglai's student cafeteria!Unpalatable, unpalatable!If Manchen hadn't been forced to leave, he might have stayed in school to become a restaurant chef now. Being a full-time dessert maker is a great boon for students.
Shi Zili was a school favorite in Penglai. Before he transformed, Immortal Lian and Feng Yu protected him tightly. His transformation speed was extremely fast, and he showed a very high talent for cultivation. He was also too young, which attracted Heyi. Ling and other teachers love him, and everyone holds him in their hands and pampers him. Even the auntie in the cafeteria never shakes her hands when scooping up vegetables for him, and often adds half a spoon secretly. He has never encountered such a campus bullying incident.
But Shi Zili has indeed heard that six to seven hundred years ago, the academic style of the three schools in Penglai, including Penglai, was not very good. When he took office, he took the lead with Yingzhou and the abbot, and carried out a ruthless rectification, and the school atmosphere has taken on a new look.
But Man Chen said: "It's all over, it's useless to talk too much. Today I'm not as skilled as others. If I want to kill, cut or rape, you can do whatever you want." His face was full of heroism.
"..." Shi Zili took out a computer from his dantian, opened the Moray PVP plug-in, which he used to count the number of kills when playing games, and swiped at Man Chen.
Man Chen has never seen this kind of battle before, he is very nervous, he is also a trendy person, he knows computers, and knows that there are perverts who have the habit of taking nude photos: "Can you not rape me... If you really want to rape, don't take pictures or videos? "
Rape you a stick.Shi Zili looked at the number "194" displayed on the screen, and there were less than two hundred creatures who died in Manchen's hands.In all fairness, this number is really not that much, even he himself had dozens of lives in his hands along the way, such as the Needle Mouth Demon, the Twelve Thieves of the East, etc., he killed with a clear conscience.Man Chen practiced far longer than him, and this amount is really not that much, which shows that he is not a bloodthirsty generation.
But this person has a lot of evil energy belonging to the evil way, and Shi Zili is very strange: "Your practice is not strange, but it can be attributed to the righteous way. Why is the evil energy so heavy?"
Manchen spit out a black bead: "This is a gift from King Sang." As soon as he spit out the bead, his whole temperament softened, and Grandma Nunuo's eyes were no longer sharp and indifferent, dull and dull look.
Good stuff!The most sinister magic power flows on this bead, which can be disguised as a monk of the magic way.Shi Zili reached out to pick it up, but Manchen hesitated for a moment, seeing his eyes widen immediately, he was so frightened that he quickly handed it to him: "You, anyway, this bead was refined by King Sang, and the breath cannot be hidden from him."
Manchen's relationship with other members of the Demon Cult was also very bad, and his skills were even more ridiculous in the eyes of the Demon Cultivator, and he was bullied and ridiculed even more.He also has a bit of evil nature, as long as Shi Zili doesn't use this bead to harm Sang Xinghua, he doesn't care about the lives of others.
Shi Zili hesitated for a while before saying: "I can save your life, but I need to seal your cultivation, punish you to enter the mortal kindergarten for 500 years, and work as a pastry chef for children, how about it?"
Man Chen's whole body was lit up, but hesitant, he asked anxiously: "I, will I scare the children? I'm a big devil, and even in fairy tales, there are villains."
His first thought was not that he was happy to save his life, but that he was worried about the child. Shi Zili felt relieved and said with a smile, "You are a big devil who doesn't kill people."
Man Chen asked: "Which child's bedtime story did the big devil really kill someone? He snatched the princess away, and neither ate nor slept, so she made a living to support her, and she couldn't escape being killed by the protagonist." fate?"
Well, Shi Zili was persuaded, shook his hands and gave him a piece of clothing to put on, reduced him to the size of a palm, and put it in his pocket.Before leaving the small world, he remembered: "That Xiang Da, what's the weakness?"
"I have a mediocre relationship with him, but I won't betray my companion easily." Man Chen said with a righteous air, "You have to slap me twice first, and then cut off my two fingers, and I'll tell you."
Shi Zili: "... Forget it." He has been lingering in the small world of Qiankun for a long time, maybe Immortal Lian has already solved Xiang Da.
"...Don't," Man Chen said, "Xiang Da has a cultivation level of Dzogchen in the body quenching stage. Even if he wins, he will not lose. Your companion may not be his opponent. This person has the bad habit of eating human brains alive. You let me Tell you!" He wanted to bite off two fingers.
Demon cultivators generally lack magic weapons, formulas, and insufficient attack methods. Xiang Da, who is in the body tempering stage of Dzogchen, may not be the opponent of Lianxianren in the middle stage of body tempering.But in Manchen's words, he has full confidence in his invincibility.
He came out of the small world of Qiankun and saw the lotus celestial being sitting cross-legged on a lotus flower, with his whisk walking around in all directions, guarding him tightly, and Xiang Da attacking him like a storm, but he couldn't break through the protective shield.
Even the golden light of the lotus flower can't be broken, so why does the lotus fairy let the whisk surround the defense instead of attacking?Shi Zili knew that there must be a reason, so he said, "I have the dung-pulling treasure!" A toilet bolt appeared in his palm, and he threw it at Xiang Da.
I saw that Xiang Da retreated thousands of miles in the blink of an eye at a speed that did not match his fat body, and easily dodged the attack.
Lian Xianren spread his hands: "You can also see, I can't hit him at all." No wonder Xiang Da is a celestial star, and he runs too fast.
The strange thing is that Xiang Da was as fast as a horse when reversing, but the speed of advancing and attacking was very slow. It only took him a fraction of a second to retreat, and it took him a full 10 minutes to return to the distance where he could attack the protective shield.
Xiang Da looked proud: "In my eyes, you are as slow as old women."
Yo, dare to set a flag in front of him?Shi Zili smiled: "Slap the face at the speed of light!" He slapped his hand casually, this move was as fast as thunder and lightning, with a "slap" imprinted on Xiang Da's face, knocking off the ivory on one side of him.
With a thought in his mind, Shi Zili dropped half of the ivory into his hand, stuffed it into his sleeve and gave it to Man Chen: "Keep it and sell it, buy a good dress."
Xiang Da's head was buzzing, and he covered his head in a daze for a while before he woke up. He raised his head angrily, and saw a short-haired man in his twenties standing beside Shi Zili. , with a bit of bad intentions in his smile.
This is a mortal with no magic power.Xiang Da was completely puzzled, and said with a sneer, "Pretending to be a ghost."
"Lonely and ignorant." Shi Zili introduced, "This is Mr. Chen Guanxi."
Immortal Lian was also at a loss, seeing Shi Zili waving at him, he followed his will and passed the whisk over, and saw the mortal recited a rap, and threw the whisk at Xiang Da, very slow and accurate enough.
Xiang Da really didn't see the mystery of this blow, out of caution, he still retreated a thousand miles away, but saw that the whisk shot close to him at an unbelievable speed. Like a knife stabbing tofu, it penetrated his head.
Shi Zili slowly added the second half of the sentence: "Teacher Chen has a nickname, called the photographer."
He is very strange, the two of these 36 Tiangangs are not very strong, they have special abilities, but their combat effectiveness is numb, they have gimmicks, and their practicality is too poor.If the Devil's Cult is at this level, how can they challenge the Righteous Way?
Man Chen poked his head out from his sleeve: "The earth is round, even if Xiang Da can only retreat, he can still move forward by circling the earth. In theory, he can go anywhere in the world in an instant. He It would be too careless to lose it here today." He added, "Besides, he is definitely not weak in attack, your companion's golden lotus body protector is exquisite and incomparable, so he didn't let him please."
Lian Xianren was startled: "Where is the little boy?"
Shi Zili explained his plans, and mentioned that he wanted to arrange Manchen to be a teacher in Mortal Kindergarten. Immortal Lian had nothing to do with it, and said with a smile: "You can dispose of the captives you have captured."
According to the scoring system of West Kunlun, only by killing the enemy quickly can he get a high score, but it doesn't matter, he has no ambitions for the scholarship, as long as he doesn't come to the bottom.This day Yixing is not a villainous person, the little apprentice has been generous and kind since he was a child, why bother to make things difficult for him?
Emperor Aurora squatted in his dantian: "Although this person's ability is not good, it is very useful in extreme conditions. If you kill him, maybe you will drop a new card, which will be of great help to you."
"He is not a damned person," Shi Zili said, "Why bother?" Even though the environment in the cultivation world is very unfriendly, he still hopes to feel his conscience all the time and say that everyone he kills has a clear conscience.
Emperor Aurora didn't make another sound.
Shi Zili and Lian Xianren cleaned the battlefield and discussed how to deal with Xiang Da's body. Since Xiang Da was not a good bird, he would not restrain himself, so they burned it all away.
After tidying up, they went to the carbon-eating ants nest.There are two soldier ants guarding the gate, and they speak very politely: "The queen ant is related to the life and death of our clan, please seal up the weapons and let us keep them on your behalf."
Carbon-eating ants are a new race, and the queen with the highest cultivation is only at the stage of body training. If the two of them really have malicious intentions, it doesn't make much difference whether they have weapons or not.Sealing up weapons requires more respect. The magic weapon of life cultivation can be recalled with a single thought, and it cannot be stolen or taken away by others.
Immortal Lian handed Fuchen up, and Shi Zili handed over the pages of the Qiankun book before entering.There are nine bends and eighteen bends in the nest, and the queen's residence is in the center of the nest. Her upper body is in the shape of a human, but her eyes are still in the shape of compound eyes of insects, ethereal and blurred: "To tell you the truth, before you arrive, our family will be in the same shape as you." We have already reached a preliminary agreement with Tianyixing and Tiantuxing, and we only need to swear an oath with our soul."
"Good things take time, the first to appear is often not the best." Lian Xianren said with a smile, "Through the battle just now, you have also seen that West Kunlun and Penglai Sanxian Mountain are very sincere." They also have strength.
The Queen Ant said: "My race is not a fierce and aggressive race. Survival and reproduction are everything. Strong force is very important, but not the most important." It is unquestionable that the righteous fathers can fight. "What we want, I wonder if you can give it?"
Lianxian said: "If you have a request, you might as well say it."
Shi Zili secretly transmitted voice: "People have said, survival and reproduction. Let me first say that my body and mind belong to my senior brother. If I want to have sex with ants, I have to sacrifice my master."
Lian Xianren: "...No, don't talk nonsense."
Fortunately, the Queen Ant didn't covet the tendons of the two of them, so she just said: "Our family regards being strong as a beauty, Tian Tui Xing Da agrees to take out a trace of blood to perfect our bloodline." Now you are messing with people If you die, you have to pay for my blood.
Shi Zili hurriedly said: "I can't."
Immortal Lian is very open-minded, there is generally no lower limit for demon cultivators, besides, it is just a drop of blood, this is barter, a normal transaction.This is not considered sperm donation, but more like providing a piece of high-quality DNA, which is added to the carbon-eating ants' own DNA strings to improve their characteristics. The offspring produced by the queen ant will not form a father-son relationship with him at all.
He rolled up his sleeves boldly, and joked: "Go back and tell President Ye that you have to record a work injury for me."
The queen ant euphemistically repeated: "The beauty of our family is burly."
Lian Xianren is a slim man with a fairy air, tall, and he looks like a hemp pole when he puts on a wide Taoist robe. Even though his features are picturesque and his face is like the dawn of spring, in the eyes of carbon-eating ants, this is a downright ugly monster, and the queen is afraid The child followed his father, and was so ugly that he had no face to carry it out to meet people. Xiang Da, with his fat head and big ears, and a belly like a wax gourd, was the handsome man.The pebbles are quite in line with the aesthetics of their clan, quite round, but it's a pity that they don't follow them.
"..." Immortal Lian felt pain in her heart.
Shi Zili questioned: "Aren't you also slim and graceful?" The queen ant's upper body is not fat, and the neck and shoulders are very beautiful. It stands to reason that it is also ugly in the eyes of carbon-eating ants.
The ant queen was extremely contemptuous: "I am the only female in the whole group, who would dare to think I am ugly?"
Lian Xianren and Shi Zili looked at each other, and Shi Zili said: "Then please give us half a month to give you a handsome man." West Kunlun also has fat people with noble blood, but it is too time-consuming to go back and forth. , it is properly the last 5%.
Alas, if I knew Xiang Da's body would have been kept, I could take as much blood as I wanted.There is still half of the ivory, but unfortunately the queen said that the secret method of carbon-eating ants can only be induced by blood, and the ivory cannot be ground into powder.
It happened that Manchen was still there and made a table of sweets.Lian Xianren didn't eat much, but he ate a lot of pebbles, his cheeks bulged: "Master, you have to eat hard!"
He feels a little guilty, not because he is hypocritical and unwilling to sacrifice, but his blood essence is the blood essence of Emperor Aurora, and it has "original sin". Bring disaster.
Immortal Lian saw that he had something to hide, waved his hand to indicate that it was okay, and apologized to Manchen: "I don't intend to offend, but I have been fasting for a long time, and seeing these is really hard to swallow." He ate two pieces of cakes and digested them in an instant Cleaned up and left nothing behind.
Shi Zili's heart moved, he tore a piece of paper, filled with the word "words", tore it into small strips, and handed the paper ball to Lian Xianren: "Keep your word and get fat."
Lian Xianren laughed, and swallowed two balls of paper, and instantly felt that the waist of his trousers was uncomfortable. When he touched his belly, it was double-layered. He hugged Shi Zili's head with joy: "What a treasure!"
He ate 36 balls of paper, and his weight soared to 150 kilograms. If he ate any more, it would have no effect.
Lian Xianren became fatter, and his eyelids became heavy. In addition, the flesh around his cheeks squeezed, and his eyes became smaller by two circles.Shi Zili was secretly funny, and resorted to the ultimate killer: "Drinking water will make you fat." Girls will always be in pain.
Lian Xianren gulped down three glasses of water and became a fat man weighing two hundred catties. He burped and picked his teeth with a toothpick: "Call the queen ant to test the results."
The queen ant was overjoyed, changed her indifferent attitude, and walked around admiring Lian Xianren endlessly. After hearing that it was Shi Zili's masterpiece, she intended to sign a long-term breeding contract with him and invite him to raise baby ants. Kunlun, west of Shi Zili, did not allow students to graduate He declined on the grounds of accepting private work.
Lotus Immortal was drawn with a tube of blood. It is easy for him to become thin and difficult to become fat. The mana in his body was running wildly, burning excess fat, and soon his clothes were empty again.He hadn't gained weight before, but after gaining weight once, he realized that managing a monk's body shape is actually very easy, so he stretched out his hand and rubbed the soft belly of the gravel: "Then you deliberately maintained two layers of flesh?" If you can lose weight, not to mention that Shizili has the ability to speak, just say "skinny" casually.
In fact, Feng Yu likes him to be a little fleshy, and loves to touch him both on and off the bed.Shi Zili smiled: "My original shape is a stone, round and round, it fits my original shape, and I can fight with strength."
Immortal Lian quickly asked the Queen Ant to sign the agreement, more than half of the trial had been completed.Shi Zili was in a good mood, and when he was eating a piece of raspberry cake, his phone rang a Wechat call, and usually there was only one person who would call him on Wechat, and when he took it out, it was indeed Feng Yu.
Feng Yu first asked him about the progress of the task here, and Shi Zili said: "Everything went well, the last thing I need is a shiver, where is the brother?"
"Kong Ye set fire to the sacred cave of the Fire Rat clan, and someone seized it. He wanted to pluck the hair and make it into a roast chicken to sacrifice to the ancestors." Feng Yu said calmly, "It just so happens that you are going to Penglai after the end. Let’s go, please come to Shuda, and let him help make peace.”
Inner Mongolia is in the Northwest, separated from Penglai in the northeast by more than half of China, Kong Ye should be cooked.Shi Zili asked suspiciously: "Will it be too late?" He should call Shuda. Although it involves a family of beliefs, some words are really hard to open his mouth. Kong Ye's disaster is too big.
"It's better if it's too late." Feng Yu sneered slightly, "Is it true that the Fire Rats of the South China Sea are as easy to bully as the Abbot's students?"
Shi Zili said: "I'm afraid it will implicate my brother in this trial." It seems that there has never been a trial of dead teammates in the history of West Kunlun... But if the Fire Rats want to kill them, they will kill them early. Just to teach him a lesson.
——Oh, so to speak, both parties were actually waiting for him to invite Shu Da, and the steps were passed, and it was logically exposed.
Seeing that Shi Zili's face showed a sudden expression, Feng Yu knew that he had figured it out, and said with relief, "Slow down on your way, and be more careful." Please don't be too fast to rescue the soldiers, let Kong Ye suffer more, the fire rat clan can cool down.
He took the general direction, and Shi Zili was not in a hurry. Immortal Liu Lian and the Queen Ant discussed the details of the agreement. He took Manchen to find a kindergarten in Baotou City, Inner Mongolia.The scale of the kindergarten is very large, there are six and a half small classes, and each class has over 40 students.
Man Chen changed into a white suit. He was handsome, gentle and harmless, and appeared in the kindergarten with a hidden aura, claiming that he was the new chef. I feel that there is something wrong with this young man who suddenly appeared.
Shi Zili stared at him for three days, seeing that Manchen was getting along well with the children, and was ready to leave at ease, but Manchen called him back: "Add me on WeChat, I will always contact you for anything, and I have to ask you for help when I encounter difficulties." .”
If he encounters child abuse or something, he is no different from ordinary people now. If he can't solve it, he will react with Shi Zili. At that time, Shi Zili will not be able to come here even if he is far away in West Kunlun. Please help the carbon-eating ants to come forward and find someone It is enough for the little demon who has just become enlightened.
Shi Zili finally asked: "I'm going back to Penglai, do you need me to find you a place?" Although Manchen didn't say much, but being able to force him to defect from the school is not bullying in the ordinary sense. Why is the victim licking his wound alone in the dead of night, while the perpetrator is as happy as a normal person?
"No need," Man Chen smiled slightly, "All the macarons they turned into were eaten by the dirt-eating boys you sent." Killed.
On the way to Penglai, Shi Zili obviously talked more and chattered endlessly.Lianxian was tired of his thoughts, so he covered his mouth with his fly whisk, he couldn't laugh or cry: "Can't you just be this happy?" He was as excited as a child.
Shi Zili was really excited: "I miss Mr. He and Li Yujing." After going to West Kunlun for so long, it feels like going to university in a different place, and Penglai is his home. Unfortunately, this time he has to go to Shu University immediately Go, at most, just turn around the campus a few times.
He had already talked to Shu Da on the phone in advance, and Shu Da had already reached the Great Consummation, and was only a mile away from the early stage of Shenyou.Shi Zili sighed and said: "Back then we had agreed to come, and when it was time for the journey, I would accompany him to the South China Sea to find his mother." Bi Fang's fairy cave is very close to the place where the fire rats gather, and they are both within the range of the South China Sea.
When Shu Da emerged, Lian Xianren had already ascended to West Kunlun, so he had no impression of him, but heard a few words from Shi Zili, knowing that the two had been born and died many times.
The two talked all the way, but they didn't feel lonely. When they arrived at the mouth of the Bohai Sea, Shi Zili took out his mobile phone and sent a WeChat message to Shuda: "Tell him we're here, we agreed to meet here."
Shuda sent him a shared location, and he can see that he is also nearby, and he can arrive in half an hour at most.Shi Zili waited for a while, staring at the map and said: "Stop." There is still a distance, and I am afraid that he has encountered an enemy.
The waters around Penglai were relatively peaceful, all the big monsters were suppressed, and the sporadic little monsters were nothing to worry about, and he didn't take it seriously. After 10 minutes, he saw that the point hadn't moved, and he felt something was wrong: "I'll go check it out. "
It shouldn't be, there used to be a needle mouth ghost haunting the Bohai Sea, killing single students with low cultivation bases, Shi Zili reported it to the school afterwards.The school attaches great importance to it, and invited the tutors of Yingzhou and Fangzhang together, and sifted around for several rounds like a net, leaving only some weak ones for students to practice.
He took out a pink door from his dantian: "Look at mine, any door!" He opened the door and went out to the location shown on the map. Just as he saw the rough sea, a man in yellow was about to Shot from the cover of Shu Datian Ling, the shot is extremely ruthless.
Dare to kill Penglai students in the waters of Penglai, let alone his friends, it's too arrogant.Shi Zili was furious, and shouted: "Plain clothes, sweep up the pornography!" He stretched out a broom, and the broom swept across, and the man in yellow was thrown into the water uncontrollably.
He said again: "I'm a clingy little goblin!" Taking advantage of the victory and pursuing him, he stuck close to the man in yellow, and used [-] dog-beating stick techniques, crackling, and beat the man in yellow into flesh. Sauce.
This wave barrier attack is very lethal, Shi Zili drools three thousand feet, rolls up his sleeves and wants to go up by himself, but the page of Qiankun hurriedly stopped him: "If you immerse yourself in a sweet illusion, you will be controlled by him." The little greedy cat just ate a handful of popping candy and moved so fast that he didn't even have time to stop it.
Just as he was talking, the soil-eating boy slowed down, and on his way to the river to eat the cheese inside, he turned into a long loaf of salt and pepper bread, wandering aimlessly on the ground.After converting the pebbles, the efficiency is very good. A person eats a forest and transforms it into a loaf of thin bread, which can be called a model worker.
He called out another ten soil-eating teenagers in one breath, and let them go out to eat like locusts, but he observed carefully that one teenager was eating a pot of lychee rose raspberry tart that changed from bushes, and the pretzel bread came from behind him. Walking sideways, the cross of the bread was folded like a human waist, and the front end touched the boy's back, and the boy fell down in response.After half a stick of incense time, the boy also turned into a pretzel, got up and wandered.
Shi Zili was shocked, rubbing, zombie virus, this is, rushed forward, tore the two pieces of bread into pieces, and called a soil-eating boy to eat up the pieces.He stared at the boy for a long time, and was relieved to see that he hadn't turned into bread again.
He asked suspiciously: "It's one of the Tiangang stars in the demon world, is it so good?" Let people really eat him up?
Qiankun Shuye said calmly: "I snatched back the control of the space and forcibly fixed him in this form, but he couldn't." He also said, "What's more, if you change a bigu monk to come here, they may not realize that they need to eat up Only desserts can get out of trouble, so they will be trapped here forever, mana is absorbed by Tianyixing, and they themselves turn into desserts."
Seeing that Shi Zili still had doubts, he added another sentence: "It's up to you to eat, so many desserts, can you eat them all by yourself? He probably didn't expect that you can summon creatures without limit."
As the Qiankun book page said, he sighed in his heart, Emperor Aurora mastered the laws of time and space, and existed beyond the heaven and earth, but Yan Ling was Shi Zili's own innate talent, able to overcome all moves in the world, and the laws of time and space were not often used.
Only then did Shi Zili's suspicion disappear, and monks would still be full. Although the digestion speed is fast, eating sweets all the time will tire the taste buds and bring psychological disgust.
After the soil-eating boys spent four hours eating up all the food on the ground, only the sky and the river remained.Shi Zili glanced at the river. Under the piled cheese, he faintly felt something strange, so let's not provoke the river for now.
He drew a pink fairy stick of the little demon fairy on the page of the Qiankun book, and waved at the soil-eating teenagers: "Victoria's Secret Angel!" He put on gorgeous and big wings of various colors for them, and the teenagers waved their wings Flying into the sky, eating cotton candy clouds and Ferrero sun.
After the last mouthful of ferrero chocolate was swallowed, the sky changed from blue blueberry jam to black chocolate, and starry sky lollipops appeared in the night.This thing only tastes like saccharin, but it looks really good-looking, and the pebbles flew to the sky to admire it.
At the position of the sun that was eaten, a moon cake as big as a disk appeared, with an extremely sweet taste. A teenager climbed onto the moon cake and took a big bite. It was stuffed with egg yolk. There is still a fragrant filling juice flowing out of the gap.
Just at this time, there was a change in the cheese in the river, and a cheese giant climbed out, turned his back to the sky, and howled loudly.All the dirt-eating teenagers had scarlet eyes, and they also turned into pools of cheese monsters, flying towards the gravel.
These teenagers are all mortal bodies, so they are not afraid of mutations.Shi Zili waved his hand calmly and fixed them in place.On the contrary, the cheese giant was extremely powerful. He couldn't hold on to it with a hold spell, and was easily freed by it. The giant hand waved towards him and pressed down.
Shi Zili was shrouded in the shadow of his palm, and he was not in a hurry: "You have improper food, and you have to scare the children. Isn't this a slap in the face?"
Following his words, the cheese giant's palm flipped uncontrollably and hit him in the face with a "slap", and a large lump of cheese was blown away and fell back into the river.
This cheese giant is very good, fighting five scum, but the cheese that makes up his body is endless, and it will not suffer fatal injuries at all.If Shi Zili recruits the soil-eating boy again, it will be alienated into its younger brother.
Tianyi Xingmanchen vainly tried to use this trick to force him to eat the cheese in the entire river.
Shi Zili frowned, and while dealing with the cheese giant, he thought hard, and after half an hour, he hit his head: "It's impossible to let the sweetness make you stupid!" With his intelligence, he should have thought of a way a long time ago, but this is not right. Disaster!
He pointed to the cheese giant and said: "There is an Iranian proverb that knowledge (cheese) knowledge (skills) is a garland on the head, but property is the shackles on the neck."
The cheese giant howled angrily, and the pile of creamy cheese all over his body collapsed, together with all the cheese in the river, it turned into a brilliant garland with angelic white chubby wings, and flew to the top of the pebbles for him. crowned.
Shi Zili felt very beautiful, so he picked a purple morning glory from the wreath and hung it by his ear.The scent of flowers is different from the smell of sweet and greasy pastries. When he was washed away by the scent of flowers, his drowsy mind immediately cleared up by three points.
So far, all the desserts in this space have been resolved, and Manchen appeared in midair, naked.Shi Zili almost spat out without seeing the truth, and hurriedly covered his eyes: "Your Excellency, please respect yourself."
Man Chen held back his anger and said, "It's because you ate all my clothes and shoes!"
Shi Zili retorted: "If you didn't want to turn my treasure into a cake room for you to display desserts, you wouldn't end up like this." Also turned into a cake to eat.
Manchen let him roar, and he couldn't hold back his tears. What fell were not tears, but jelly beans: "I know I'm useless. People can bleed into rivers with a wave of their hands. When I wave my hands, I can only drool into rivers." King Sang resisted all opinions and enlisted me in the 36 Tiangang, and I was stripped naked by the enemy in the first battle, so humiliated and humiliated the entire Demon Cult, how could I face him!"
Shi Zili: "???" Brother, what you said is so ambiguous, I didn't insult you, did I?You insist on walking the birds with your butt naked, I didn't force you, did I?I also feel hot eyes, mental pollution.
He was painstaking and bitter, and said helplessly: "You are born to bring sweetness and joy to people, why bother to enter the magic way to kill people and bloodthirsty? An alpaca's talent is to be cute, why do you have to learn how to hunt like a cheetah?" He felt that this person The nature is not bad, the illusion created is not only the sweetness of the simple pastry, but also the warm atmosphere, the pastry that changes all over the world tastes very good, sweet but not greasy, this will not be a bitter person.
Man Chen said quietly: "In the world, only King Sang appreciates me. I will do whatever he asks me to do. Don't want to drive us apart. The students of Penglai Sanxian Mountain are not a good bird."
Because his original shape is a steamed bun, his moves are not very powerful, and his path of cultivation is extremely bumpy.He used to study at Penglai Academy, but was bullied and ridiculed by a few brats, and even his master didn't care to teach him.He also had integrity, and in a fit of rage he defected from his sect and became a casual cultivator.
Sang Xinghua failed the test and was expelled from West Kunlun, and he was considered to be the same as him, and occasionally took care of him. When Sang Xinghua established himself as the devil queen, he was promoted to a small backbone.
Manchen is in the mid-stage of refining the void, and he is qualified to become one of the four heavenly kings of the Demon Sect, but his fighting style is too biased, so he only managed to get a low-ranking position among the 36 heavenly gangs. Even so, he Also satisfied.
This time he was about to die at the hands of his opponent, and he couldn't utter some words quickly, sobbing and choking.Shi Zili was furious when he heard this: "Who bullied you back then, name it! I'll go back to Penglai and beat him up!"
What does he resent most about Penglai?It's not Penglai's final exam, but Penglai's student cafeteria!Unpalatable, unpalatable!If Manchen hadn't been forced to leave, he might have stayed in school to become a restaurant chef now. Being a full-time dessert maker is a great boon for students.
Shi Zili was a school favorite in Penglai. Before he transformed, Immortal Lian and Feng Yu protected him tightly. His transformation speed was extremely fast, and he showed a very high talent for cultivation. He was also too young, which attracted Heyi. Ling and other teachers love him, and everyone holds him in their hands and pampers him. Even the auntie in the cafeteria never shakes her hands when scooping up vegetables for him, and often adds half a spoon secretly. He has never encountered such a campus bullying incident.
But Shi Zili has indeed heard that six to seven hundred years ago, the academic style of the three schools in Penglai, including Penglai, was not very good. When he took office, he took the lead with Yingzhou and the abbot, and carried out a ruthless rectification, and the school atmosphere has taken on a new look.
But Man Chen said: "It's all over, it's useless to talk too much. Today I'm not as skilled as others. If I want to kill, cut or rape, you can do whatever you want." His face was full of heroism.
"..." Shi Zili took out a computer from his dantian, opened the Moray PVP plug-in, which he used to count the number of kills when playing games, and swiped at Man Chen.
Man Chen has never seen this kind of battle before, he is very nervous, he is also a trendy person, he knows computers, and knows that there are perverts who have the habit of taking nude photos: "Can you not rape me... If you really want to rape, don't take pictures or videos? "
Rape you a stick.Shi Zili looked at the number "194" displayed on the screen, and there were less than two hundred creatures who died in Manchen's hands.In all fairness, this number is really not that much, even he himself had dozens of lives in his hands along the way, such as the Needle Mouth Demon, the Twelve Thieves of the East, etc., he killed with a clear conscience.Man Chen practiced far longer than him, and this amount is really not that much, which shows that he is not a bloodthirsty generation.
But this person has a lot of evil energy belonging to the evil way, and Shi Zili is very strange: "Your practice is not strange, but it can be attributed to the righteous way. Why is the evil energy so heavy?"
Manchen spit out a black bead: "This is a gift from King Sang." As soon as he spit out the bead, his whole temperament softened, and Grandma Nunuo's eyes were no longer sharp and indifferent, dull and dull look.
Good stuff!The most sinister magic power flows on this bead, which can be disguised as a monk of the magic way.Shi Zili reached out to pick it up, but Manchen hesitated for a moment, seeing his eyes widen immediately, he was so frightened that he quickly handed it to him: "You, anyway, this bead was refined by King Sang, and the breath cannot be hidden from him."
Manchen's relationship with other members of the Demon Cult was also very bad, and his skills were even more ridiculous in the eyes of the Demon Cultivator, and he was bullied and ridiculed even more.He also has a bit of evil nature, as long as Shi Zili doesn't use this bead to harm Sang Xinghua, he doesn't care about the lives of others.
Shi Zili hesitated for a while before saying: "I can save your life, but I need to seal your cultivation, punish you to enter the mortal kindergarten for 500 years, and work as a pastry chef for children, how about it?"
Man Chen's whole body was lit up, but hesitant, he asked anxiously: "I, will I scare the children? I'm a big devil, and even in fairy tales, there are villains."
His first thought was not that he was happy to save his life, but that he was worried about the child. Shi Zili felt relieved and said with a smile, "You are a big devil who doesn't kill people."
Man Chen asked: "Which child's bedtime story did the big devil really kill someone? He snatched the princess away, and neither ate nor slept, so she made a living to support her, and she couldn't escape being killed by the protagonist." fate?"
Well, Shi Zili was persuaded, shook his hands and gave him a piece of clothing to put on, reduced him to the size of a palm, and put it in his pocket.Before leaving the small world, he remembered: "That Xiang Da, what's the weakness?"
"I have a mediocre relationship with him, but I won't betray my companion easily." Man Chen said with a righteous air, "You have to slap me twice first, and then cut off my two fingers, and I'll tell you."
Shi Zili: "... Forget it." He has been lingering in the small world of Qiankun for a long time, maybe Immortal Lian has already solved Xiang Da.
"...Don't," Man Chen said, "Xiang Da has a cultivation level of Dzogchen in the body quenching stage. Even if he wins, he will not lose. Your companion may not be his opponent. This person has the bad habit of eating human brains alive. You let me Tell you!" He wanted to bite off two fingers.
Demon cultivators generally lack magic weapons, formulas, and insufficient attack methods. Xiang Da, who is in the body tempering stage of Dzogchen, may not be the opponent of Lianxianren in the middle stage of body tempering.But in Manchen's words, he has full confidence in his invincibility.
He came out of the small world of Qiankun and saw the lotus celestial being sitting cross-legged on a lotus flower, with his whisk walking around in all directions, guarding him tightly, and Xiang Da attacking him like a storm, but he couldn't break through the protective shield.
Even the golden light of the lotus flower can't be broken, so why does the lotus fairy let the whisk surround the defense instead of attacking?Shi Zili knew that there must be a reason, so he said, "I have the dung-pulling treasure!" A toilet bolt appeared in his palm, and he threw it at Xiang Da.
I saw that Xiang Da retreated thousands of miles in the blink of an eye at a speed that did not match his fat body, and easily dodged the attack.
Lian Xianren spread his hands: "You can also see, I can't hit him at all." No wonder Xiang Da is a celestial star, and he runs too fast.
The strange thing is that Xiang Da was as fast as a horse when reversing, but the speed of advancing and attacking was very slow. It only took him a fraction of a second to retreat, and it took him a full 10 minutes to return to the distance where he could attack the protective shield.
Xiang Da looked proud: "In my eyes, you are as slow as old women."
Yo, dare to set a flag in front of him?Shi Zili smiled: "Slap the face at the speed of light!" He slapped his hand casually, this move was as fast as thunder and lightning, with a "slap" imprinted on Xiang Da's face, knocking off the ivory on one side of him.
With a thought in his mind, Shi Zili dropped half of the ivory into his hand, stuffed it into his sleeve and gave it to Man Chen: "Keep it and sell it, buy a good dress."
Xiang Da's head was buzzing, and he covered his head in a daze for a while before he woke up. He raised his head angrily, and saw a short-haired man in his twenties standing beside Shi Zili. , with a bit of bad intentions in his smile.
This is a mortal with no magic power.Xiang Da was completely puzzled, and said with a sneer, "Pretending to be a ghost."
"Lonely and ignorant." Shi Zili introduced, "This is Mr. Chen Guanxi."
Immortal Lian was also at a loss, seeing Shi Zili waving at him, he followed his will and passed the whisk over, and saw the mortal recited a rap, and threw the whisk at Xiang Da, very slow and accurate enough.
Xiang Da really didn't see the mystery of this blow, out of caution, he still retreated a thousand miles away, but saw that the whisk shot close to him at an unbelievable speed. Like a knife stabbing tofu, it penetrated his head.
Shi Zili slowly added the second half of the sentence: "Teacher Chen has a nickname, called the photographer."
He is very strange, the two of these 36 Tiangangs are not very strong, they have special abilities, but their combat effectiveness is numb, they have gimmicks, and their practicality is too poor.If the Devil's Cult is at this level, how can they challenge the Righteous Way?
Man Chen poked his head out from his sleeve: "The earth is round, even if Xiang Da can only retreat, he can still move forward by circling the earth. In theory, he can go anywhere in the world in an instant. He It would be too careless to lose it here today." He added, "Besides, he is definitely not weak in attack, your companion's golden lotus body protector is exquisite and incomparable, so he didn't let him please."
Lian Xianren was startled: "Where is the little boy?"
Shi Zili explained his plans, and mentioned that he wanted to arrange Manchen to be a teacher in Mortal Kindergarten. Immortal Lian had nothing to do with it, and said with a smile: "You can dispose of the captives you have captured."
According to the scoring system of West Kunlun, only by killing the enemy quickly can he get a high score, but it doesn't matter, he has no ambitions for the scholarship, as long as he doesn't come to the bottom.This day Yixing is not a villainous person, the little apprentice has been generous and kind since he was a child, why bother to make things difficult for him?
Emperor Aurora squatted in his dantian: "Although this person's ability is not good, it is very useful in extreme conditions. If you kill him, maybe you will drop a new card, which will be of great help to you."
"He is not a damned person," Shi Zili said, "Why bother?" Even though the environment in the cultivation world is very unfriendly, he still hopes to feel his conscience all the time and say that everyone he kills has a clear conscience.
Emperor Aurora didn't make another sound.
Shi Zili and Lian Xianren cleaned the battlefield and discussed how to deal with Xiang Da's body. Since Xiang Da was not a good bird, he would not restrain himself, so they burned it all away.
After tidying up, they went to the carbon-eating ants nest.There are two soldier ants guarding the gate, and they speak very politely: "The queen ant is related to the life and death of our clan, please seal up the weapons and let us keep them on your behalf."
Carbon-eating ants are a new race, and the queen with the highest cultivation is only at the stage of body training. If the two of them really have malicious intentions, it doesn't make much difference whether they have weapons or not.Sealing up weapons requires more respect. The magic weapon of life cultivation can be recalled with a single thought, and it cannot be stolen or taken away by others.
Immortal Lian handed Fuchen up, and Shi Zili handed over the pages of the Qiankun book before entering.There are nine bends and eighteen bends in the nest, and the queen's residence is in the center of the nest. Her upper body is in the shape of a human, but her eyes are still in the shape of compound eyes of insects, ethereal and blurred: "To tell you the truth, before you arrive, our family will be in the same shape as you." We have already reached a preliminary agreement with Tianyixing and Tiantuxing, and we only need to swear an oath with our soul."
"Good things take time, the first to appear is often not the best." Lian Xianren said with a smile, "Through the battle just now, you have also seen that West Kunlun and Penglai Sanxian Mountain are very sincere." They also have strength.
The Queen Ant said: "My race is not a fierce and aggressive race. Survival and reproduction are everything. Strong force is very important, but not the most important." It is unquestionable that the righteous fathers can fight. "What we want, I wonder if you can give it?"
Lianxian said: "If you have a request, you might as well say it."
Shi Zili secretly transmitted voice: "People have said, survival and reproduction. Let me first say that my body and mind belong to my senior brother. If I want to have sex with ants, I have to sacrifice my master."
Lian Xianren: "...No, don't talk nonsense."
Fortunately, the Queen Ant didn't covet the tendons of the two of them, so she just said: "Our family regards being strong as a beauty, Tian Tui Xing Da agrees to take out a trace of blood to perfect our bloodline." Now you are messing with people If you die, you have to pay for my blood.
Shi Zili hurriedly said: "I can't."
Immortal Lian is very open-minded, there is generally no lower limit for demon cultivators, besides, it is just a drop of blood, this is barter, a normal transaction.This is not considered sperm donation, but more like providing a piece of high-quality DNA, which is added to the carbon-eating ants' own DNA strings to improve their characteristics. The offspring produced by the queen ant will not form a father-son relationship with him at all.
He rolled up his sleeves boldly, and joked: "Go back and tell President Ye that you have to record a work injury for me."
The queen ant euphemistically repeated: "The beauty of our family is burly."
Lian Xianren is a slim man with a fairy air, tall, and he looks like a hemp pole when he puts on a wide Taoist robe. Even though his features are picturesque and his face is like the dawn of spring, in the eyes of carbon-eating ants, this is a downright ugly monster, and the queen is afraid The child followed his father, and was so ugly that he had no face to carry it out to meet people. Xiang Da, with his fat head and big ears, and a belly like a wax gourd, was the handsome man.The pebbles are quite in line with the aesthetics of their clan, quite round, but it's a pity that they don't follow them.
"..." Immortal Lian felt pain in her heart.
Shi Zili questioned: "Aren't you also slim and graceful?" The queen ant's upper body is not fat, and the neck and shoulders are very beautiful. It stands to reason that it is also ugly in the eyes of carbon-eating ants.
The ant queen was extremely contemptuous: "I am the only female in the whole group, who would dare to think I am ugly?"
Lian Xianren and Shi Zili looked at each other, and Shi Zili said: "Then please give us half a month to give you a handsome man." West Kunlun also has fat people with noble blood, but it is too time-consuming to go back and forth. , it is properly the last 5%.
Alas, if I knew Xiang Da's body would have been kept, I could take as much blood as I wanted.There is still half of the ivory, but unfortunately the queen said that the secret method of carbon-eating ants can only be induced by blood, and the ivory cannot be ground into powder.
It happened that Manchen was still there and made a table of sweets.Lian Xianren didn't eat much, but he ate a lot of pebbles, his cheeks bulged: "Master, you have to eat hard!"
He feels a little guilty, not because he is hypocritical and unwilling to sacrifice, but his blood essence is the blood essence of Emperor Aurora, and it has "original sin". Bring disaster.
Immortal Lian saw that he had something to hide, waved his hand to indicate that it was okay, and apologized to Manchen: "I don't intend to offend, but I have been fasting for a long time, and seeing these is really hard to swallow." He ate two pieces of cakes and digested them in an instant Cleaned up and left nothing behind.
Shi Zili's heart moved, he tore a piece of paper, filled with the word "words", tore it into small strips, and handed the paper ball to Lian Xianren: "Keep your word and get fat."
Lian Xianren laughed, and swallowed two balls of paper, and instantly felt that the waist of his trousers was uncomfortable. When he touched his belly, it was double-layered. He hugged Shi Zili's head with joy: "What a treasure!"
He ate 36 balls of paper, and his weight soared to 150 kilograms. If he ate any more, it would have no effect.
Lian Xianren became fatter, and his eyelids became heavy. In addition, the flesh around his cheeks squeezed, and his eyes became smaller by two circles.Shi Zili was secretly funny, and resorted to the ultimate killer: "Drinking water will make you fat." Girls will always be in pain.
Lian Xianren gulped down three glasses of water and became a fat man weighing two hundred catties. He burped and picked his teeth with a toothpick: "Call the queen ant to test the results."
The queen ant was overjoyed, changed her indifferent attitude, and walked around admiring Lian Xianren endlessly. After hearing that it was Shi Zili's masterpiece, she intended to sign a long-term breeding contract with him and invite him to raise baby ants. Kunlun, west of Shi Zili, did not allow students to graduate He declined on the grounds of accepting private work.
Lotus Immortal was drawn with a tube of blood. It is easy for him to become thin and difficult to become fat. The mana in his body was running wildly, burning excess fat, and soon his clothes were empty again.He hadn't gained weight before, but after gaining weight once, he realized that managing a monk's body shape is actually very easy, so he stretched out his hand and rubbed the soft belly of the gravel: "Then you deliberately maintained two layers of flesh?" If you can lose weight, not to mention that Shizili has the ability to speak, just say "skinny" casually.
In fact, Feng Yu likes him to be a little fleshy, and loves to touch him both on and off the bed.Shi Zili smiled: "My original shape is a stone, round and round, it fits my original shape, and I can fight with strength."
Immortal Lian quickly asked the Queen Ant to sign the agreement, more than half of the trial had been completed.Shi Zili was in a good mood, and when he was eating a piece of raspberry cake, his phone rang a Wechat call, and usually there was only one person who would call him on Wechat, and when he took it out, it was indeed Feng Yu.
Feng Yu first asked him about the progress of the task here, and Shi Zili said: "Everything went well, the last thing I need is a shiver, where is the brother?"
"Kong Ye set fire to the sacred cave of the Fire Rat clan, and someone seized it. He wanted to pluck the hair and make it into a roast chicken to sacrifice to the ancestors." Feng Yu said calmly, "It just so happens that you are going to Penglai after the end. Let’s go, please come to Shuda, and let him help make peace.”
Inner Mongolia is in the Northwest, separated from Penglai in the northeast by more than half of China, Kong Ye should be cooked.Shi Zili asked suspiciously: "Will it be too late?" He should call Shuda. Although it involves a family of beliefs, some words are really hard to open his mouth. Kong Ye's disaster is too big.
"It's better if it's too late." Feng Yu sneered slightly, "Is it true that the Fire Rats of the South China Sea are as easy to bully as the Abbot's students?"
Shi Zili said: "I'm afraid it will implicate my brother in this trial." It seems that there has never been a trial of dead teammates in the history of West Kunlun... But if the Fire Rats want to kill them, they will kill them early. Just to teach him a lesson.
——Oh, so to speak, both parties were actually waiting for him to invite Shu Da, and the steps were passed, and it was logically exposed.
Seeing that Shi Zili's face showed a sudden expression, Feng Yu knew that he had figured it out, and said with relief, "Slow down on your way, and be more careful." Please don't be too fast to rescue the soldiers, let Kong Ye suffer more, the fire rat clan can cool down.
He took the general direction, and Shi Zili was not in a hurry. Immortal Liu Lian and the Queen Ant discussed the details of the agreement. He took Manchen to find a kindergarten in Baotou City, Inner Mongolia.The scale of the kindergarten is very large, there are six and a half small classes, and each class has over 40 students.
Man Chen changed into a white suit. He was handsome, gentle and harmless, and appeared in the kindergarten with a hidden aura, claiming that he was the new chef. I feel that there is something wrong with this young man who suddenly appeared.
Shi Zili stared at him for three days, seeing that Manchen was getting along well with the children, and was ready to leave at ease, but Manchen called him back: "Add me on WeChat, I will always contact you for anything, and I have to ask you for help when I encounter difficulties." .”
If he encounters child abuse or something, he is no different from ordinary people now. If he can't solve it, he will react with Shi Zili. At that time, Shi Zili will not be able to come here even if he is far away in West Kunlun. Please help the carbon-eating ants to come forward and find someone It is enough for the little demon who has just become enlightened.
Shi Zili finally asked: "I'm going back to Penglai, do you need me to find you a place?" Although Manchen didn't say much, but being able to force him to defect from the school is not bullying in the ordinary sense. Why is the victim licking his wound alone in the dead of night, while the perpetrator is as happy as a normal person?
"No need," Man Chen smiled slightly, "All the macarons they turned into were eaten by the dirt-eating boys you sent." Killed.
On the way to Penglai, Shi Zili obviously talked more and chattered endlessly.Lianxian was tired of his thoughts, so he covered his mouth with his fly whisk, he couldn't laugh or cry: "Can't you just be this happy?" He was as excited as a child.
Shi Zili was really excited: "I miss Mr. He and Li Yujing." After going to West Kunlun for so long, it feels like going to university in a different place, and Penglai is his home. Unfortunately, this time he has to go to Shu University immediately Go, at most, just turn around the campus a few times.
He had already talked to Shu Da on the phone in advance, and Shu Da had already reached the Great Consummation, and was only a mile away from the early stage of Shenyou.Shi Zili sighed and said: "Back then we had agreed to come, and when it was time for the journey, I would accompany him to the South China Sea to find his mother." Bi Fang's fairy cave is very close to the place where the fire rats gather, and they are both within the range of the South China Sea.
When Shu Da emerged, Lian Xianren had already ascended to West Kunlun, so he had no impression of him, but heard a few words from Shi Zili, knowing that the two had been born and died many times.
The two talked all the way, but they didn't feel lonely. When they arrived at the mouth of the Bohai Sea, Shi Zili took out his mobile phone and sent a WeChat message to Shuda: "Tell him we're here, we agreed to meet here."
Shuda sent him a shared location, and he can see that he is also nearby, and he can arrive in half an hour at most.Shi Zili waited for a while, staring at the map and said: "Stop." There is still a distance, and I am afraid that he has encountered an enemy.
The waters around Penglai were relatively peaceful, all the big monsters were suppressed, and the sporadic little monsters were nothing to worry about, and he didn't take it seriously. After 10 minutes, he saw that the point hadn't moved, and he felt something was wrong: "I'll go check it out. "
It shouldn't be, there used to be a needle mouth ghost haunting the Bohai Sea, killing single students with low cultivation bases, Shi Zili reported it to the school afterwards.The school attaches great importance to it, and invited the tutors of Yingzhou and Fangzhang together, and sifted around for several rounds like a net, leaving only some weak ones for students to practice.
He took out a pink door from his dantian: "Look at mine, any door!" He opened the door and went out to the location shown on the map. Just as he saw the rough sea, a man in yellow was about to Shot from the cover of Shu Datian Ling, the shot is extremely ruthless.
Dare to kill Penglai students in the waters of Penglai, let alone his friends, it's too arrogant.Shi Zili was furious, and shouted: "Plain clothes, sweep up the pornography!" He stretched out a broom, and the broom swept across, and the man in yellow was thrown into the water uncontrollably.
He said again: "I'm a clingy little goblin!" Taking advantage of the victory and pursuing him, he stuck close to the man in yellow, and used [-] dog-beating stick techniques, crackling, and beat the man in yellow into flesh. Sauce.
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