I cultivate immortality only by mouth

The equipment of the web game, its appearance is studded with gems, and the blade glistens, which is more eye-catching than the combination of five swords combined. Of course, the two sides are incomparable in terms of momentum.

Zhu Jiuyin, also known as Candle Dragon, is also a snake-shaped beast. The Dragon Slaying Sword has multiple damage bonuses to it.Shi Zili brandished a long knife and slashed away, cutting Zhu Jiuyin in two with one knife. When its head fell to the ground, it still had an incredulous expression, as if it didn't believe everything in front of it.

- Strange.

With a sound of "bang", the blade curled, and Zhu Jiuyin was unharmed.Throwing the gravel away, he said: "Broken knife!" The appearance is perfect, and the attribute is garbage. Say you are a piece of shit, and it will work better than you with a piece of shit.

Zhu Jiuyin's open left eye closed, and his surroundings were immediately as dark as ink.He let out a low laugh in the dark night, blowing it so that the flame of the candle in his mouth was flickering: "Friend Daoist, you have a great sense of humor."

Shi Zili said sweetly: "There is moonlight in front of the bed, it is suspected to be frost on the ground. I raise my head to look at the bright moon. My name is Guo Degang. My lord, I can tell jokes and talk about cross talk, and I even bring you my family as a supporter. Don't eat me, okay?"

Zhu Jiuyin opened his left eye, everything on the earth revived, and asked in a deep voice, "Do you know why I always only open one eye?"

According to the setting, this level seems to be a fight, but the examiner thought he was too good, so he deliberately let the water go, and changed it to Wenbi.Shi Zili is embarrassed to say that his literary accomplishment is better, so he thinks hard.

Probably just learned by the dragon girl that Zhujiuyin originated from the reproductive worship of ancient people, and he was deeply impressed. The more he looked at Zhujiuyin, the more he looked like a big dick, a long strip, and those two eyes meant balls up.

What is the reason for using only one testicle, which lasts longer?He tentatively asked: "Does that mean you are bold?"

Zhu Jiuyin: "???" He didn't understand this sentence, he paused before saying, "My family, do you know?"

Dragon Girl was flattered to ask questions by name, and hurriedly said respectfully: "Senior's eyes have extraordinary power, and one eye can change the day and night. If they are opened at the same time, the earth will be scorched by heat."

Zhu Jiuyin rejoiced: "That's right. Ever since I was born, I haven't seen things with both eyes, and I can't see the whole world, and I feel regretful in my life. If you two can make my wish come true, I will send you to hell." One off."

This is really Dandan's sadness.Shi Zili said: "The only way to solve it is to draw a salary from the bottom of the pot."

Unexpectedly, Zhu Jiuyin opened his mouth when he had such a good idea, he was very surprised and overjoyed, and hurriedly asked, "How?"

Shi Zili said: "Since you abolish your cultivation, you won't be afraid of scorching the earth."

Dragon Girl: "..." Are you really a fool?

Zhu Jiuyin sneered, and the left pupil that opened again was dyed a little scarlet: "I want to die!" After saying that, the dragon's claws closed together, intending to crush the pebbles into powder, but between the claws seemed to be supported by Optimus Prime, No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't move.

Shi Zili smiled and said: "You are the one who is looking for death." He kicked it out, "Look at the feet of my dead sons and grandchildren!"

He stretched out his legs to kick, but found that his legs were too short to kick, so he swung his ankle and kicked the shoe, hitting the pupil of his left eye.

Zhu Jiu yelled gloomyly, covering his left eye and wailing uncontrollably.

Shi Zili took the opportunity to break free, the claws didn't have much strength.He was more than capable, and added fuel to the fire: "The egg hurts and the ass is tight!"

Zhu Jiuyin's wailing became louder, and the dragon girl was stunned: "What's going on?" Pushing forward half a stick of incense time, it was still Zhu Jiuyin who shattered the dragon-slaying sword with only scales. During the exchange of combat power between the two sides, Shi Zili smashed half of Zhu Jiuyin's blood tank with a shoe.

"Look for yourself, I just talked to him and authenticated it secretly." Shi Zili threw her an identification scroll, "This red guy made a banner out of tiger skin, it's not Zhu Jiuyin at all, it's a mirage dragon."

The mirage dragon has a dragon in its name, but it is a pseudo-dragon.Snakes and chicks mate in the first lunar month and lay a very small egg, which is beaten into the soil by the thunder. Two or three hundred years later, through the evolution of the earth's crust, it surfaced and turned into a mirage dragon after being irradiated by the moonlight.There is a bead in the mouth of the mirage dragon, which can turn into an illusion to confuse the enemy. They not only like water but also drought.

This mirage dragon is even more peculiar. It seems that it can not only generate illusions, but also draw power from the enemy's thoughts.Shi Zili took the dragon-slaying sword to chop Zhu Jiuyin, feeling guilty, always felt that it would not work at all, so the dragon-slaying sword curled the blade with one blow.And when he saw through the enemy's reality, he threw the shoe with full confidence, firmly believing that the shoe could seriously injure the opponent, and Mirage Dragon was really seriously injured.

Mirage Dragon smiled wryly: "I think I'm pretending to be very similar, I don't know where the flaws are exposed?"

Its true cultivation is only at the body tempering stage, not enough for Dragon Girl to hit with one arm.Shi Zili is also in the mood to chatter, he has a sense of accomplishment: "I was really scared at the beginning. You didn't show up, and the day and night alternated first. It was very bluffing, and I was scared."

If he was ignorant, he had to beep a few more words to delay time, only to find that "Zhu Jiuyin" also beeped along with him, and he was very appreciative of his jokes that were a bit cold, with a face of "I appreciate you very much, so I don't like it." Kill you" is a bit wrong.Shi Zili pushed himself against the other, thinking that it seemed a little cowardly.

The first two levels are quite simple, like a casual game in simple mode, it suddenly becomes hell difficulty for no reason.

He said: "The real certainty is when you lose your temper. When Zhu Jiuyin is angry, he can crush me into powder with a single thought, but you have to sneer first, then your left eye turns red, and then you have to make an obvious movement of clenching your claws— —You need to let me realize that you have made a move, and give me enough time to imagine the power of this move before it can really hurt me."

This is similar to the mechanism of dreaming. After Feng Yu became a nightmare, because Shi Zili was very curious about how the dream came about, he explained it to him in detail.The nightmare travels through the dream world and can intervene in the direction of the dream, but the master of the dream is the dreamer after all.If the dreamer thinks that the little white rabbit can tear the big tiger with his hands, then in his dream, the tiger will really be tortured by the rabbit to find its teeth all over the floor.

Shi Zili once had a nightmare, dreaming that the God of Wealth and the God of Wealth had a table with him to fight landlords, God of Wealth was the landlord, God of Wealth was a farmer with him, and if he lost or lost the fight, he never won, and his wallet was empty. He was crying while touching the cards.

Feng Yu was still outside to see that his expression was not right in the dream, sneaked into it, covered the poor god with his body, and sighed, "Why did he die suddenly?" Shi Zili couldn't see the poor god who was just sitting upright. When the poor god is dead.As soon as he had this idea, the God of Poverty rushed to the street in the next second, and Feng Yu became a landlord, constantly feeding cards to the God of Wealth and Shi Zili, sending them all to win.

The mirage dragon shrunk his neck in embarrassment, and he was also very wronged: "It is the master of Jianzhong who insists on gathering all the parts of the human body. If there is no chicken [beep], he must say that I look like a chicken [beep], let me do it." play."

Shi Zili narrowed his eyes and asked: "What kind of person is the master of Jianzhong?" He must be a Virgo with obsessive-compulsive disorder.

The mirage dragon fell silent, and jumped on the ground, turning into long and thin strips of white jade that were the length and thickness of the index finger.Shi Zili picked up the white jade, held it in his hand, and looked at it over and over.

Longnu was a little strange: "This white jade has no spirit, it's just a waste rock."

The material of this jade seems to come from the same source as the jade ring that Feng Yu picked up from the bottom of Xishuangbanna Lake in the silver dragon period, and the aura fluctuations on it are very familiar.As soon as Shi Zili changed his attitude of playing the game to break through the level, he said seriously: "Go to the next level quickly." Damn, did the old man come up with a question to test him?Before passing the test, don't let him meet his senior brother?

He floated up lightly, broke through the barrier, and entered the next level. At the first glance, he saw several towering peaks, forming two large mountain systems. On his side, there were five mountains. Consists of soybeans, wheat, rice, corn, and sweet potatoes.

The mountain system on the other side is also in the same configuration, with two monsters lying in the valley, one black and one white.At first glance, this monster looks like a lion, with a dragon's head, a horse's body, Lin's feet, and short wings on its shoulders. It is fierce and mighty.The dragon girl recognized it at a glance: "It's Pixiu, the black one is a male beast, called Pixiu, and the white one is a female beast, called Xiu."

Pixiu is also well-known among the people. It swallows everything without diarrhea, and only enters and exits. It is an auspicious beast that attracts wealth and treasure.Pixiu's mouth is facing outward in the house, which can absorb the world's wealth and enter the household.

Thinking of this, Shi Zili looked at the mountain of grains, and then he understood: "Who will eat it first? It's not fair for you two in-laws to treat me alone? Besides, shouldn't this level be a butt level?" It doesn't make sense that the Lord of the Sword Tomb with obsessive-compulsive disorder doesn't even jump over the penis, but jumps over his butt.

The male Pixiu didn't take the second half, but said: "Pixiu never separates. If you can attract thousands of troops, my little friend, you can use it."

It's just a polite word, Shi Zili broke through the first few levels, including the performance of entering the sword mound, they all watched it, and knew that this little demon might have supernatural powers, and he called the dragon girl who was not easy to mess with. of.But raising the beasts is very costly, and the expected number will not exceed the number of two hands. In any case, they will not be their opponents. You might as well be generous to show your high profile.

Shi Zili originally wanted to sacrifice Guangzhou people, but the other party said "thousands of troops and horses", he had to save face for others, and immediately fired a rocket into the sky: "A cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops and horses come!" See you!" Brothers, stand up for your elder brother.

In the original lines of Zhou Xingchi's "Kung Fu", the thousands of troops are false, and the Ax Gang doesn't have so many younger brothers.But Shi Zili has the willful power, and really turned into an army. The general waved the commander's flag and led five thousand cavalry to appear. There are 5000 horses for [-] people, and there are still [-] horses left. He summoned hippopotamuses, which have big mouths and are more powerful in eating sweet potatoes.

The area of ​​this checkpoint is not large, and this wave of summoning was immediately crowded. The mountain range on our side could not be opened, and a small half of the people had to stand on the opposite side, waiting for them to rush up to replace them when they were full.

The army is full, and we still have the air force configuration.Shi Zili drew pictures on the pages of the Qiankun Book, and asked curiously: "Does Pixiu count as one of the Dragon Nine Sons? I'm going to call Taotie here soon. I don't know if it counts as your brother?" Just kidding, I really think I am the big one among the beasts Stomach king?It is not you who can really eat.

Long Nu corrected: "The "Shan Hai Jing" records that Taotie is the son of the Jinyun family, and the statement of the nine sons of Long is a false rumor by later generations."

Male Pi: "...=mouth="

Mother Xiu: "...=dish=" I'm sorry!