I cultivate immortality only by mouth

Nowadays, there is a big trend in the world of comprehension. More and more monks, after the bigu period, still can't control their appetite, relying on their good appetite and eating too much to keep them from gaining weight, they eat nonsense.

Shi Zili is the representative of them. He only hates that Penglai Xianjia Academy is not in the scope of express delivery. He is also a gamer, and he has missed a lot of things invisibly.

The sudden mention of this crop is because Shi Zili found that compared with him, Baihu is obviously a person with strong self-control ability. He must have been doing bigu for a long time, and it was very thorough. This lemonade attack brought him extra damage.

The cold hairs on the white tiger's face stood on end, its soft tongue sticking out in the air, gasping for breath, like a fish struggling for death, it would shudder from time to time.

Cuizhu pinched a formula, which attracted a song of Qingquan to rinse his mouth, but Baihu took a sip and spit again, his voice was split: "Sour!"

Cui Zhu was a little surprised now, glanced sideways at Shi Zili, and said with a smile, "It's interesting." He stretched out his finger to touch the spring water and tasted it, there was no doubt that it was clear water.

Baihu hopped around for a long time, recovered his brain, and cast a curse on his tongue, the sourness that made his brain ache dissipated instantly, and only then did he feel that he was alive.

Shi Zili waited for him to turn his face with a smile, the sea of ​​stars in his dantian was ups and downs, and Ditu raccoon had already awakened, his tail was upside down, ready to fight.

Baihu stood on the spot, slowed down, couldn't help shaking his head and shivering, then looked at Shi Zili, and smiled: "Amazing, boy, I haven't suffered such a big loss in 800 years." Discuss with him seriously, "Your trick has a drawback, it works on the tongue, how can it work in the brain?" If it can paralyze the nerves in the brain, even if he seals the perception ability of the tongue, it won't help.

Shi Zili glanced at him, and said with a smile: "The Taoist priest is right." He used this move to fight against others, which can paralyze the nerves, but it is a pity that Baihu's ability surpassed him too much after all, and the effect was greatly reduced.

Baihu sighed: "I thought that there was a second descendant of the beast in this world. Look at your talent, but you have responded to Disu's saying that everything comes to you. It's a pity."

He really wanted to come out and play with his brothers and sisters, but after all, Bai Hu had to admit that Shi Zili was obviously a result of the stars turning into spirits, not the awakening of the Qinglong bloodline.Be it the ancient legends or Baihu's own imagination, the descendant of Qinglong must be able to fight first, with gorgeous and eye-catching moves, and awe-inspiring momentum, not Shi Zili's style of painting with a mouthful.

Shi Zili didn't feel regretful at all, and said calmly: "If Daoist thinks that being invincible in the world is very lonely, why don't you wait for me for hundreds of years." Not having the blood of a divine beast doesn't mean I can't beat you.

He felt that this person's mouth was a bit lacking. Although he was not malicious and he was not liked by others, if he hadn't had to give Lian Xianren a ride, he would have been hiding far away.

Bai Hu was quite happy, he was arrogant by nature, he didn't care about the worldly principles, and he also loved the arrogant juniors, he looked down on those submissives the most, he laughed and said: "Okay, then I'll wait for you for 500 years ! My name is Bai Zhao, if you are promoted to West Kunlun in the future, remember to report my name!"

He is now in the Dzogchen period of tempering the body, and he is confident that he will be able to cultivate diligently within 500 years, break through the refining period, and reach the Mahayana period. At that time, he should leave West Kunlun and practice on his own. It will be difficult to meet again.

Bai Zhao looked at this little stone's talent, and there was great hope of being promoted to West Kunlun within 200 years, and the two could meet again.He was in a good mood, humming an old tune, ignored Lianxianren and Cuizhu, and left.

Shi Zili was quite curious, and quietly asked Feng Yu: "What tune is this?" Don't say it, it really sounds good.

Feng Yu's expression was gloomy: ""Bo Ya's Mourning for a Son Period"."

He was enlightened around the Tang Dynasty, and this piece is also an ancient one for him. It was more than 30 years ago when Shi Zili asked him which musical instrument could cultivate his sentiment best.When Feng Yu heard it, the younger brother wanted to light up new skill points. He spent a lot of time collecting relevant information, did enough homework, and listened to various ancient songs.

When he finally felt that he was well-prepared and wanted to make a suggestion to Shi Zili, it would be two years later. Shi Zili did not expect his senior brother to be able to answer his own question—at that time, he was already used to being left alone by Feng Yu. Ignore it, turn around and indulge in the game and can't extricate myself.

Immortal Lian was confused by such an episode, but he couldn't do anything about Bai Zhao. Seeing Feng Yu's ugly expression, he persuaded him, "Why bother with him?" , was beaten to death in West Kunlun long ago.

Cuizhu intentionally moved away, leaving the three of them, master and apprentice, to talk.Immortal Lian reminded them carefully, seeing that it was getting late, and it was not good for Cui Zhu to wait, so she took the dust whisk in his hand and touched each of them between their eyebrows.

As his whisk swept over, Shi Zili could only feel a fresh fragrance rushing towards his face, and a light pink lotus petal appeared, trying to hide itself between his brows, but Feng Yu gave him too domineering neck guard, with black lines flying around, hard Encircle the lotus and drag it into the neckline, leaving only a light-colored mark the size of the belly of a finger.

It was this neck guard that turned into a cloak just now, blocking Bai Zhao's prying eyes. Although it is inconspicuous, it is definitely a rare magic weapon.Immortal Lian couldn't help but take another look, and he knew why Feng Yu's face was pale and his mana was weak some time ago.

Thinking that he accepted the pebbles in the early years, it was really not because of his discerning eyes, but because of Feng Yu's repeated pleadings, Lian Xianren secretly sighed in his heart that this was another evil fate, his expression remained unchanged, and he smiled: "This petal can be used in a critical situation. I will protect the two of you once at a critical moment, and we will start our journey as a teacher."

Shi Zili chased after two steps, and waved to Lian Xianren who bounced away, his heart ached unspeakably for a while, and he was relieved for a while-putting aside the mortal saying, Lian Xianren's promotion is progress, it is a great thing, and it is also a good thing Just be more comfortable.

He is a natural born spirit stone. After opening his spiritual wisdom, the people he has dealt with the most, except for a bunch of friends who play games, are Lian Xianren and Feng Yu. Feelings are very different.

Feng Yu's anger towards Bai Zhao dissipated, his expression softened, his thin lips moved slightly, but he didn't know how to comfort him, took out a red pill from his sleeve, and patted it into Shi Zili's mouth.

Shi Zili: "???"

He chewed it, amused, isn't this the healing medicine that Feng Yu would give him every time he beat him up, and then he swallowed it.

Not to mention that every time he was beaten, he rely on this medicine to treat the injury, and he really developed a bit of conditional reflection. He was so comfortable as soon as he was eaten. .

He obviously liked it, and Feng Yu became even happier. He took out a small porcelain bottle and said, "I will be retreating for several months, so you should keep this pill for self-defense." Let's get through this damn estrus.

Shi Zili accepted it unceremoniously, and said with a smile, "Thank you, senior brother." People treat him so kindly and reciprocate, he has to show something, he has to ask what Feng Yu likes, and he is ready to return the gift.

Shi Zili returned to the dormitory and received the grand treatment like a hero returning from pioneering wasteland. The carp spirit vomited colorful bubbles all over the room, and the King Kong bell hula la sprinkled flowers. Head biubiu launch streamers.

Shi Zili laughed loudly, stretched out his hand and pushed down the black neck guard that wanted to slap someone, jumped on the table, and shook his coat: "I invite everyone to eat - steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted flowers Duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose..."

He crackled out a section of "Reporting the Name of the Dishes", and the crowd was enthusiastic and cheering. Plates of delicacies appeared out of thin air, and King Kong Ling brought out two boxes of beer from under the bed.

The desks are too small, and a group of people sit in a circle on the spot, eating and drinking, so happy.Several cans of beer were poured into the carp spirit's water tank, and he soon became sleepy. He said in a low voice, "Stone, this time I'm in your honor, thank you!"

When Shi Zili broke through, the carp spirit was on the sidelines, watched thoroughly, was deeply inspired, and was irradiated by the golden light around him when he was promoted. Formation is imminent.

Carp has been imprisoned for nearly ten years, and he is desperate to think that he will not be able to cultivate human form in this life. He never thought that he would have this opportunity, and he is really ecstatic.

Shi Zili's drinking capacity is very small, and he was a little bit blindfolded after being drunk a few bottles. He was dizzy and said with a smirk: "We two brothers, why are you polite."

It is said that neurotic patients have a broad mind, and when Shi Zili was half drunk, his thoughts also skipped a beat: "Hey, do you know what Senior Brother Feng likes?"

Li Yujing was a little confused, you hang out with Senior Feng every day, you ask me?After thinking about it, I came up with an idea for him: "Aren't you the spirit of speech? It's like reporting the name of the dish. No matter what he likes, you can call him over, isn't it?"

Shi Zili hesitated for a moment, he understood this function much more thoroughly than the carp essence, and the speech spirit was not perfect, and would even go against its owner, and he would not use it lightly under unknown circumstances.

For example, Feng Yu took a fancy to the dog bell tied around the neck of the black dog spirit next door, so he could easily summon it, but if he wanted the ancient magic weapon Xuanyuan Sword, the wishing pebbles would have to be drained of mana. It will greatly damage the cultivation base, and if it is serious, it will die from exhaustion.

But words are spoken by people, he thought for a while, and concentrated his mana in his mouth: "Within my ability, send Feng Yu something he likes."

Emma, ​​he is such a genius.Shi Zili became playful, jumped up and danced awkwardly for a while, and stretched out the orchid finger coquettishly: "Ba la la little devil, change!"

The world was spinning for a while, and the surroundings were blurred. He wondered why the beer was so strong today. The fog in front of his eyes cleared, but the world was changed.

"..." Feng Yu stared at this person who appeared in his room out of nowhere for a long time, he felt that he must have been driven crazy by the sperm in his head, but no matter how he looked at him, he felt that this delicate young man was so cute.

Shi Zili: "..." This is so embarrassing.

The author has something to say:

Feng Yu: ...

Shi Zili: Brother, I was wrong.

Feng Yu: ...Where did I go wrong?

Shi Zili: The slogan of his transformation is - "Ba La La Energy - Sarosara - Little Demon Fairy - Whole Body Transformation"

Feng Yu: ... that's enough, this chapter is already unfriendly enough for embarrassing cancer patients