I cultivate immortality only by mouth

Shi Zili was so motivated that he tossed and turned all night.The opportunity to slap the face has come, okay, if someone wants to use his face to get a girl's favorability, don't blame him for tearing off the face of the person and throwing it on the ground.

Of course, he wasn't arrogant enough to think that he would definitely win, but he wouldn't let Wei Quan win easily if he didn't make steamed buns to argue.

Shi Zili turned sideways: "Brother, what is the origin of this Wei Quan?" Surnamed Wei, what kind of monster could it be?toilet paper?

""Hanshu" contains Su Wu, Zhang Han Jie shepherds sheep, sits up and manages, and the festival is completely lost." Feng Yu wrote the two characters "Wei" and "Jie" on the palm of his hand, and also wrote the two characters "Quan" and "Zhang". "Su Wu lived in the Xiongnu for nineteen years, and he was unyielding, and the power of defense was transformed by the scepter in his hand."

Such a great allusion, Su Gong's righteousness and courage, coupled with Wei Quan, is somewhat unappetizing.Shi Zili blinked: "Then what weapon does he use?"

"When I fought against him ten years ago, he didn't have enough attack methods, and he used his own illusionary Han dynasty scepter as a weapon." Feng Yu said, "Now that he has ascended to the Great Perfection of Immortal Tour, I'm afraid he will make up for this shortcoming, otherwise why? As for being so confident.”

After he finished speaking, seeing Shi Zili tilting his head and thinking about something, he coaxed him to go to bed and lie down, and tucked in the quilt: "Go to sleep, such a villain, don't worry about it. Your Dao rhyme is already quite powerful, regardless of tomorrow's battle Whether you win or lose, your path in the future is destined to be longer than his."

Shi Zili responded, tossing and turning on the bed for half the night, really unable to sleep.He wasn't angry or worried, on the contrary, he was excited and eager to try, looking forward to the dawn soon. In the second half of the night, he didn't sleep at all, got up and turned on the computer to watch the forum, and the Penglai forum was full of curses.

Although it is allowed by the rules, Wei Quan's move is suspected of being bullied by the big, and the reason is not honorable. Penglai students are filled with righteous indignation, saying that Yingzhou is taking the opportunity to bully Penglai students because of being the host of this competition.Related posts were posted several times in a row, which attracted the administrators to come forward and ban several accounts that were excessively verbal and suspected of provoking troubles. They issued an announcement emphasizing the need for rational discussions and not raising the height to the school. This move is also very dissatisfied.

Shi Zili watched with relish, and three or four hours passed in a blink of an eye, and the sky was getting brighter.He washed his face and brushed his teeth, changed into a new set of clothes, dressed up energetically and neatly, and just rushed to the competition venue in high spirits.

Wei Quan is a very handsome young man Pian Pianjia, with a slight smile, it is as if a spring breeze is blowing on his face, making people feel drunk.Rao Shi Zili had three points in his heart that he didn't like him, when he saw the real person at this time, he would sigh what a handsome man he was.

However, the more he looked at it, the more he felt that this person's facial features were very strange. The nose and eyes were perfect alone, but there was a subtle disharmony on his face. When the referee was talking about the rules before the game, he stared at him. Wei Quan's face, zoomed in and looked carefully.

A female voice next to him said: "Don't look at it, just put together a few photos of popular fried chickens in the world. This person's eyebrows and that person's mouth are basically defending rights."

At this time, all the top sixteen contestants standing on the high platform, Shi Zili hurriedly took out his mobile phone and searched for a few photos of traffic niches, and after a comparison, it turned out to be the case, great joy.

Unlike human monks, demon cultivators can modify their appearance by themselves, pinch their own face like pinching mud, but most monsters don't like to move, and keeping their original appearance is in line with their natural temperament. Changing your appearance will also affect your luck.Wei Quan was obviously done, and he chose a hodgepodge template.

Shi Zili turned his head and said, "Thank you, sister..." When I saw that the girl was wearing Yingzhou's school uniform, I couldn't help but pause. There seemed to be only two female contestants in Yingzhou, and one was eliminated in the last round. .

The girl said helplessly: "Everything is Wei Quan's own decision. I know it's too late. I'm sorry." Hinting on the forum that he fell for Shi Zili because of her, thinking that he loves her so much that he wants to remove all obstacles for her, what a mouthful of old blood.

The two chatted for a while, and it could be seen that the girl not only didn't have much affection for Wei Quan, but she was half-annoyed at all, and her words were quite rude.

The rematch is the same as the preliminary round, and each game will be played at the same time.The most watched match of this round was the fight between Wei Quan and Shi Zili, and the ring they were in was also surrounded by the largest audience.

The chief referee blew the opening whistle. Wei Quan relied on his status and refused to make the first move. He nodded slightly and signaled: "I have given you a few years, so I will let you go first."

Shi Zili was not polite to him, and pointed behind him: "Look, flying saucer!"

Since Wei Quan is familiar with the appearance of the modern little fresh meat, he is also considered a trendy person on weekdays. This kind of rotten meme that lures the enemy to turn around makes him sneer.

He seemed to point out with good intentions: "Little friend Shi, monks of my generation should be upright, and don't use such low-level methods to shame people."

In fact, after talking about Shi Zili, a flying saucer roared through the atmosphere. Thanks to Wei Quan's inability to attack, Shi Zili had enough energy to focus on increasing the speed of the flying saucer.

After Wei Quan finished speaking, Fang felt the air flow surged, and the back of his head was tingling. He was cut by the air flow brought by the flying saucer approaching in the air, and he had a trick in his mind. This person could really summon the flying saucer with a word.

He has rich combat experience, and he does not look back. Using his feet as the axis, he turns his body straight forward. When he is at an angle of nearly [-] degrees with the ground, the flying saucer that is galloping rushes up to him and passes obliquely above his head. Breaking through the protective qi, only a few strands of hair were cut off.

Shi Zili stretched out his hand, pulled his hair to the palm of his hand, and swallowed the pages of the Qiankun Book into the small world of Qiankun.In a blink of an eye, a villain crawled out of the page, exactly the same as Wei Quan.

The little man said: "I make a stick."

Shi Zili replied, "I sell swords."

Speech spirits also have different powers. Under the premise of consuming the same amount of spirit energy, speaking skills will directly affect the power of tricks.The villain's sentence points out the real body of Wei Quan, which already has a layer of power bonus, and uses homophonic stalks to increase it again.

In the small space divided into competitions, aura gathered frantically and turned into thousands of cold light swords, attacking Wei Quan from all directions.

This strike is so powerful, not to mention that after a round of sword shots, new supplements will be generated immediately, endlessly.Shi Zili was shocked, and murmured: "Don't you want money? There are so many handles." Thinking about it, he can "sell swords". There are so many swords that he can't run out. How much is there? It's true. It doesn't cost money.

Wei Quan hid for more than ten rounds, his body was riddled with infuriating qi, and he suffered some minor injuries, but he was fine.On the contrary, he gradually figured out Shi Zili's attack routine, and gradually became more comfortable. He sneered: "No matter how powerful it is, what's the use if it can't hit people? It's a waste of mana."

Shi Zili felt that it was reasonable, but it should be known that this was actually a group attack. With a large number of weapons, it would be difficult to hit a single point accurately. card, give him the command of Feijian.

The Needle-Mouth Demon started out playing with needles, tens of thousands of silver needles can be manipulated like an arm, not to mention a thousand long swords.It laughed strangely, for precise manipulation, it even removed the [-] flying swords, and only used [-] flying swords to attack Wei Quan's body into a sieve with six rounds of intensive attacks.

Shi Zili smiled and said, "Thank you Senior Wei for your guidance." If you want to fight, fight, if you want to fight, there is nothing to say, the other party has to put on a senior face to point out Jiangshan, come on, hurt each other, let's see who is disgusting Who can win.

While speaking, Wei Quan's body exploded, blood foam flying everywhere.Shi Zili hurriedly covered it with his sleeve, and the pages of Qiankun Book also shielded him, blocking most of the debris for him. In the chaos, a milky white liquid bead passed through layers of barriers and dripped into Shi Zili's mouth.

Shi Zili wiped his mouth, thinking it was Wei Quan's blood, and made him very sick, he couldn't stop spitting, and soon felt that something was wrong, his stomach was stirred up and down, he held the edge of the ring, and kept doing it vomit.

The blood froth all over the sky gathered into a handsome man again, Wei Quan's white clothes were stained with blood, Feng Qingyun said with a light smile, "How does the 2000-year-old ram's milk taste?"

Su Wu was exiled to herd sheep in Beihai. The Xiongnu Shanyu gave him a batch of rams and promised him that the rams would produce milk and let him return to Han.Naturally, rams cannot produce milk. The so-called ram's milk that Wei Quan used to attack Shi Zili was transformed by Su Wu's 19 years of obsession. He only got a few drops, but he used a drop here. , In fact, the heart is bleeding.

Shi Zili yelled: "Using biological and chemical weapons, you have eaten the Geneva International Convention?" No matter how miraculous a spiritual thing is, after 2000 years, it is hard to describe it, not to mention that there were no preservatives in BC, and the shelf life of this thing must be short. The force is huge.

After such a short effort, he couldn't even stand still, and the world was spinning before his eyes. After trying hard, he couldn't stop falling to the ground.

A black-yellow scepter appeared in Wei Quan's hand, which was transformed from his own body, and he walked over slowly: "Little friend Shi, admit defeat." Before he finished speaking, the scepter was raised high and pulled down hard .

How could he let Shi Zili admit defeat, cause him to be so embarrassed in front of everyone, and even use a spiritual object that has been treasured for thousands of years, he must take his anger out on this kid.There is not much pain for a monk's physical damage, but this goat's milk not only has the effect of dizziness and nausea, but also can amplify the negative feelings of the body.

Look at this boy's delicate skin and tender flesh, afraid of being whipped, he will cry bitterly and kneel down to beg for mercy.With a smile on the corner of Wei Quan's mouth, he saw that the scepter was about to hit the gravel lying on the ground half-supported by his crooked body, but he heard him yelling: "Go away, let me come back anytime, anywhere!"

His slanted body stood upright like a spring, his eyes were not dazzled and his stomach was not uncomfortable, and he was full of endless energy.At critical moments, our 21st-century beverages will work.

It was because he played it so suddenly that he almost bumped into the head of Wei Quan who walked in.Wei Quan was so shocked that he stared wide-eyed at Shi Zili, who was close at hand, and heard this person ask very gently: "It took a lot of mana to make such a face, right?"

Wei Quan nodded subconsciously.Face pinching is a hobby that poor students can't afford. In order to pinch the desired look, one has to continuously infuse mana, and if one's own mana is not enough, one has to take drugs all the time.The aesthetics of the lower world are always changing, and he has to re-make it every 50 years. For this reason, he is heavily in debt and has to study hard to get a scholarship.

Expensive is fine.Shi Zili showed a slightly ferocious smile, swung his arms round and aimed at his nose and chin and smashed it down: "Friendship Breaking Face Fist!"