I cultivate immortality only by mouth

Ever since they succeeded in fighting against the Dao of Heaven, everything has been developing in a good direction. Kyushu's aura is extremely active and abundant. These monks who have struggled for a long time on the food and clothing line are as comfortable and carefree as soaking in hot spring water.

The only fly in the ointment is the pebbles that seem to have amnesia after waking up.Principal Penglai is having a headache, he can see it, it is obvious that he has some adventures in the Nine Heavens, and it is not convenient to reveal it, he is playing a rascal.

Of course he is on the side of his own students, the result is good, he is a great contributor, there must be a reason not to speak up.But there is still a teacher Zheng who has evil nature, so I have to ask clearly.

Shi Zili was squatting on the ground, sitting in a row with little Bifang, and listening to big Bifang's primary school literacy class. When he looked up, he saw the principal and the head teacher coming hand in hand. He was half annoyed, ignored them, and pulled out a literacy card: " Teacher Bi, this."

Bi Fang's surname is Bi Mingfang, and he is so domineering that he directly named it after his race. From this name, it can be seen that Bi Fang doesn't have much hope for the reproduction of blood.So suddenly a son popped out from the crack of the real stone, and he was overjoyed.She named little Bi Fang Bi Yuan after she consulted Shi Zili, who was "in amnesia".

"These two characters are 'sun'." Bi Fang read to him, "One word is 'day'."

Zhangjiao Zheng is a decent person, he didn't get the point at all.The headmaster knew it well, in fact, he was annoyed by being brushed more than ten times a day, so he smiled and said, "Your senior brother will come tomorrow."

Shi Zili was dazed, without moving his eyelids.Bi Yuan rummaged through the literacy cards, picked out the one with red lips, and tapped it with the bird's beak.

The principal didn't care too much, and said to himself: "I showed my true form in a moment of excitement, and accidentally caused a big storm in Penglai, and you, Mr. He, brought Feng Yu—to kill you."

He Yiling arrived on the second day aggressively. She came to Xingshi to inquire about the crime. Since the principal took office, she was out of Penglai for the first time in 600 years, and she was involved in such a big matter. She guessed it too. Related to this group of people, the center of the storm is Maoshan.

However, the principal obviously occupied the high ground of IQ, and he pushed Shizili out first, and said seriously: "You are finally here, little Shitou has lost his memory, and there is another bird teacher occupying the magpie's nest, almost teaching your students to failure."

He Yiling looked at Shi Zili, Shi Zili blinked at Feng Yu and then at her, took out the flashcard, said "Tiger" with his left hand, "Good" with his right hand, and said "Hua Hua" in his mouth.

He Yiling, whose face was blurred by the huge bouquet of flowers falling from the sky: "???"

Still standing behind her, Feng Yu said with an expressionless face from the beginning to the end: "I took it wrong."

Shi Zili had a dazed face, and Feng Yu squatted down very patiently, and said gently: "This is a tiger." From a stack of flashcards in his hand, he picked out "Teacher" and read it to him again, "Teacher ,Hello teacher."

As soon as the demon cultivator opened up his spiritual wisdom, he knew the common language between the world and the one who could pass level six in listening, speaking, reading and writing. Shi Zili deeply felt that this experience was novel and interesting, so he obediently followed it, and asked Feng Yu to hold hands and take him aside , Covering it with his body: "I don't think there is any serious problem with the younger brother, but it's hard to say when the memory will recover. Teacher He, we should not get entangled with this. Penglai's shock is a big deal."

He Yiling looked at the illiterate milk baby, her eyes were so gentle that water could flow out, and the corners of her mouth could not help but curl up. Now that the baby baby was pulled out of her sight, Feng Yu reminded her again, and narrowed her eyes: "Principal, Can I take a step to speak?"

The headmaster followed in desperation. Teacher Zheng thought about it, this matter happened because of him, and he couldn't let the headmaster take the blame alone, so he bravely followed.

After they finally finished their calculations, they saw Feng Yu and Shi Zili sitting side by side, holding hands and counting the stars.Shi Zili became more eloquent: "Tianshu, Tianxuan, Tianji, Tianquan..."

Headmaster Zheng's eyes lit up, and he stepped forward excitedly: "Did you remember? Teacher He, I really don't know the details, and I'm all counting on Fellow Daoist Shi to answer questions." He originally called Shi Zili "Little friend", since none of the Maoshan sacrificers died, he changed his name and raised Shi Zili to the position of his peers.

Shi Zili covered his head with his hands, pained and dazed: "Who am I? Where do I come from? Where am I going?" His head fell into Feng Yu's arms, "This beautiful stranger, my head hurts so much. "

Feng Yu firmly protected him, and scolded: "Uncle Zheng, my junior brother's condition has just improved, why are you irritating him again? If you are acting like this, it is no wonder that my junior brother has not improved in the past three days."

Headmaster Zheng: "???"

Feng Yu coaxed for a long time, then pointed to the stars, Shi Zili shook his head three times, he didn't know anything, and he couldn't recognize any of the literacy cards that he had learned.

Feng Yu sighed in grief, turned the flashcard to the very beginning, and started teaching from "one".

Senior brother, your acting skills are too exaggerated. Shi Zili peeked at Zhangjiao Zheng's confused face and didn't know how to describe his mood at this time. He really wanted to be a teacher and teach him what "forcibly touching porcelain" is.The mysterious figure "kept his mouth shut", unless he didn't want to say it, he really couldn't say it.

Two days later, the headmaster came forward, said goodbye and left.Penglai and his party were the last to leave, and Bai Zhao and Bi Fang had already left.

Zhangjiao Zheng led the Maoshan people to send hundreds of miles away, and among them were many sacrificers who survived the Four Elephant Formation.

Who in the cultivation world has such a big face, who can send off so many experts from the Void Refinement, Mahayana and even the Tribulation Stage?The headmaster couldn't help but said: "Stop, I'll send it to Penglai, I have to take care of the food, I can't afford it."

A good school foundation, flying up in front of me, not only affected the reputation of Penglai's regular schools, but also left a lifetime of psychological trauma for several students with fear of heights, too much, was awakened from slumber The directors of the school board voted angrily, and with three-quarters of the votes in favor, they deducted his 300-year bonus and only paid him a basic salary.

Zhangjiao Zheng smiled, since he put up the four-element formation, his whole body has changed, and he no longer looks like he was waiting to die in a daze. Looking at the gravel, he flipped his left hand, and three pieces of yellow paper appeared: "This The talisman was drawn by me with all my heart and soul, fellow Daoist Shi only needs to burn this paper, and the poor Taoist will show up to protect you."

Wow, summoned three times, awesome, Maoshan headmaster is afraid that he is a great power in the period of crossing the catastrophe, but unfortunately he was injured by Bi Fangzhenhuo, and his cultivation base will be greatly reduced within a hundred years, just like the 54-style pistol. Don't be too happy to use it to torture unarmed enemies.Shi Zili took the paper and poked the continuous symbols on it: "What word is this?" This time he really couldn't.

Feng Yu's eyes drifted away for a moment, but he didn't recognize it either. Taoist priests' writing has always been harder to recognize than that of old Chinese medicine practitioners.

It was Zheng Zhangjiao who said: "This is my layman's name. My surname is Zheng. There is only one missing character for my single name."

Shi Zili took it down silently.

The two factions have separated since then, and after going straight for another hundred miles, Shi Zili couldn't wait to take out a few cards: "This is my new one, I picked it up in the small world of Qiankun." To share, you have to pretend to be crazy and stupid.

Of these three cards, one is a young turtle, one is a young tiger, and the other is a slender white flood.It can be seen that they are still juvenile bodies. Shi Zili was raised with spiritual energy, and he pulled the little Bi Fang—it should be called Bi Yuan—from the tree branch, and with his hands together, Bi Yuan's chubby body As it narrows, it turns into a card.

He said: "It was not possible earlier, I thought that little Bi Fang had to be raised to become an adult before it could be turned into a card."

The principal said: "I'm afraid that facing the laws of heaven and earth directly has deepened your understanding of Dao Yun, and your law of heaven and earth has become more complete." This small world of yours is a world of its own, and your achievements in the future will far surpass us."

"I didn't realize anything, it felt like watching a 4D movie, and I came over dizzy." Shi Zili was very solid, "Maybe Bi Fang gave me a few pages of books, so it evolved. "

He looked at Feng Yu again, "Why did senior brother get out of Penglai?" He wanted to ask a long time ago, didn't they all sign an agreement with West Kunlun?

Feng Yu said: "Earlier, Wujia Daxian used words to run on me before he agreed on this matter. He knew he was wrong, not to mention the plan has been completed, why bother to obstruct me again and turn against me?" Even so, he should rush back as soon as possible Penglai.

Shi Zili's mind connected to the pages of the Dongting Book, connecting with the consciousness of the Dragon Girl: "Are you in a hurry?"

"Don't worry." Long Nu was very calm. She had waited for 1000 years and didn't care about the past few decades. "The power of your magic weapon has greatly increased. When you return to Penglai and meditate, you will win the championship in one fell swoop."

The magic weapon and the user are of one mind. Although the dragon girl has not formally completed the process of recognizing the owner by dripping blood, she has naturally planned for him: "After I got back the sword, the pages of the book would be included in the small world of Qiankun, and the body of the dragon girl would be incarnated." As a card, it is no longer necessary now."

Qiankun Shuye was eager to get rid of the eight words "Qinqi, calligraphy, painting, wine, sex and wealth" written by the previous owner. The dragon girl was very satisfied with the image of this beautiful woman who was as sad as light smoke, and she was not willing to abandon it, so she thought of a compromise.

Shi Zili now has a lot of pages and a lot of cards, so her role is much smaller. There is no need to waste the precious sprint period before the game, and then run to the northern prairie.

The more she was like this, the more ashamed Shi Zili became, and he secretly made up his mind that no matter what the result of the three schools' martial arts competition was, he would solve this historical problem as soon as possible.

All the way to the north, only tens of kilometers away from Penglai, the mobile phones of the principal and He Yiling kept sending notifications from the WeChat group.The headmaster took a look at it, and said with a smile: "Another person has broken through to the Great Perfection of the Immortal Tour. It was No. 4 in the last martial arts competition, from Yingzhou College. He said that in this competition, he will advance two places."

Feng Yu turned his eyes to look over, and Shi Zili reflexively said: "He wants to win No.2!" 4-2=2, addition and subtraction within ten, Shi Zili, who pretends to be amnesia, has already learned a lot.

Feng Yu nodded, deeply relieved.

This person is also self-conscious, knowing that he can't beat Kong Ye, so he only dares to be No.2.Shi Zili curled his lips: "Counsel." He has recently realized more and more that cultivating immortals, talent, fortune, and heart, like Kong Ye and Bi Fang, "the number one madman in the world", can overcome obstacles all the way. Go ahead.This Yingzhou student subconsciously felt that he couldn't even win against Kong Ye, so what could he use to fight against the sky?

Ever since he understood this truth, Shi Zili's tail has also turned up. He is the cutest in the world, so hold back!