I cultivate immortality only by mouth

Shi Zili said: "Bitch!"

Bai Zhao looked up at the starry sky.

Shi Zili said: "Horizontal in the nest!"

Bai Zhao looked down at the vast land.

This guy is completely unreliable, what the hell.Shi Zili decided to save himself, and said a series of words in his mouth: "Daxian, this little Bifang was transformed by my spiritual consciousness and nourished in my magic treasure world. He is still underage and has a weak soul. If you really kill me, you will not be afraid of beheading me." Have you broken Xiao Bifang's fate?"

In layman's terms, Xiao Bifang came out of his brain and obscenity, and it was the concretization of his Taoist rhyme. He didn't believe it, and his belching had no effect on Xiao Bifang at all.

The woman in black robe didn't speak, just looked at him coldly.

Shi Zili knew that he had made the right bet, heaved a sigh of relief, and heard her say: "You idiot, you only have a cultivation level at the Immortal Ascension stage, and you are worthy of becoming a Taoist couple with me, and jointly conceive the blood of the gods?"

"..." Shi Zili asked puzzledly, "How did you become a married couple? I, I am only 70 years old, and I am still a baby!" The 100 years of the Dao of Reincarnation, according to the consistent tradition of the cultivation world, is not counted as age Yes, he is really underage.

Bi Fang said: "Little Bi Fang is nourished by your mana. Only when your energy and blood are strong can it grow up as soon as possible." Picking up a leg of little Bi Fang, he said regretfully, "It's actually a male bird, how can it not be a female treasure?" If it was a female bird, she would have a place to vent all her maternal love, braiding the little bird every day.

Seeing Shi Zili's expression of unwillingness to force her into prostitution, she smiled after thinking for a moment: "Forget it, I don't think you can go. You make an oath, get out of Penglai, and worship under my door. Within a hundred years, I will help you enter the alchemy!" Void period."

Bai Zhao quietly sent a voice transmission: "This person dares to boast that Haikou is at least at the stage of Mahayana. Don't be stupid, what kind of master and apprentice do you worship, just jump up and kiss her!" This is really married a good wife, young lady How many years have you struggled!He regretted it, why didn't he happen to such a good thing that the pie fell from the sky?

Shi Zili cursed reflexively: "Smelly shameless!"

"..." Bai Zhao, "Brat, are you finished?"

Shi Zili scratched his neck, provoking him deliberately: "Meow meow!"

Bai Zhao was furious, he jumped up and wanted to roll up his sleeves: "What are you doing, I am not happy that I have cat demon blood? Where can I find a pure white tiger these days?"

The two of them rolled into a ball, suppressed by Bi Fang because of their natural cultivation, they couldn't cast mana, you punched me and I kicked.

Bi Fang: "???"

For a moment, she was deeply worried about her son's IQ inherited from his father's line. She held one in each hand with a wooden face, pinched the two of them in each hand, and said impatiently: "What do you think?"

Shi Zili hurriedly said: "I already have a mentor who preaches the Tao. I will be a teacher for a day and be a father for life. What's more, my mentor treats me well, and I will never do anything to change to others in this life." Follow Bi Fang, aren't you looking for abuse for yourself?People obviously only regard him as a cauldron for Xiao Bifang's cultivation.

Bi's expression turned from sunny to cloudy, and he was annoyed for a moment, so he slapped Bai Zhao (Bai Zhao:???), Fang sneered and said, "I can't help you!" The stretched out palm would penetrate between his eyebrows and erase his memory , suddenly trembled all over, glanced back, and said in horror, "Oops!"

Bi Fang came very suddenly, and Shi Zili still maintained the video call with the old principal. He was very fortunate that Bi Fang was obviously not as advanced with the times as the old principal. Bai Zhao is deliberately making jokes and delaying time.

With a long howl, she turned into a giant blue bird, grabbing the two of them in its claws, and flew into the forest.

Shi Zili could only feel the cold wind blowing in his ears, but he could barely open his eyes.He tried his best to look back, and as expected, a white streamer was approaching rapidly from a distance, and he praised the principal in his heart. At the critical moment, our Penglai people are reliable.

He looked at Bai Zhao again, with disdain in his eyes: "Don't say that you are the descendant of Bai Hu in the future."

But Bai Zhao ignored it, and looked down at his feet with an inexplicable expression, both frightened and sad.

His expression was too strange, and Shi Zili also looked down, Bi Fang was leading them to fly over the main peak of Maoshan, Da Mao Peak.He had done his homework before he came here, and exclaimed: "Baidu Encyclopedia says that Damao Peak looks like the head of a black dragon. I just took it as a gimmick to attract tourists. I didn't see it from the mountain road during the day. I looked down from the sky. , It’s really a miracle.”

Damao Peak and the following peaks form a continuous stretch, it really looks like a black dragon entrenched, but most of the peaks are like this, it is not surprising, only the dragon's head is vivid.Maoshan is known as "the first blessed land and the eighth cave", with outstanding people and outstanding spirits, and the aura of the main peak is particularly strong.

Shi Zili watched with relish, the pursuer and the escaper would not kill him no matter what, he was not afraid at all.After staring for a while, he vaguely saw a figure rushing out from the main peak, with sword energy slashing horizontally, hitting Bi Fang's left foot, cutting off its root, and a mighty voice said: "Bold and evil, dare to disturb my Maoshan Qingxiu? "

Bai Zhao was caught on his left foot, and fell into the air along with the severed foot.The figure paused for a moment, then turned a corner and went to meet him in mid-air. As soon as his hand put his hand on Bai Zhao's shoulder, he let out a cry of pain and pressed it down forcefully.

It turns out that the blood on Bi Fang's left foot contains the purest real fire, which has the miraculous effect of burning the soul. All burned up.

Bi Fang was also seriously injured, so he breathed fire backwards in pain, forcing the headmaster to stop who was nearly [-] feet away, he laughed and said: "If you delay the tea time, even the nectar of Guanyin will not be able to save him."

The principal hesitated for a while, but gave up pursuing Bi Fang and went to rescue the head teacher Mao Shan.This kind of overbearing fire is rare in his life. Fortunately, the principal has lived in Penglai for a long time and has studied water spells intensively. Relying on his own profound cultivation to forcibly suppress it, at least he saved the life of the head teacher.

With a face like gold paper, he stared at the charcoal-like body of the headmaster Maoshan, and said: "You have been burned to two souls and five souls, you must be well nourished, and you must not force your magic power for a hundred years." Looking up again, where is there still The figure of Bi Fang felt that he couldn't hold back the pebbles, and he could only sigh.

Bi Fang didn't even manage to fly out of the Maoshan boundary, so he fell headlong and fell to the ground. He didn't forget to throw the gravel at a bush to prevent him from falling.

The original form was too conspicuous in the dark night, she turned into a human form, stretched out her hand, grabbed the pebbles to the side, touched him from head to toe, even searched her dantian, took out mobile phones, comic books, Rubik's cube and other things she didn't recognize They are all ground into powder.

She said with a bit of grimness: "Forgive you this time. If you dare to report the news again, it depends on you or me, whoever dies first."

When she was in human form, there were no wounds on her body, but it was obvious that she was seriously injured. She closed her eyes and adjusted her breath for three days before opening them.Shi Zili reckoned that the broken foot would not be the case. She was afraid that in order to hurt the headmaster Maoshan, she injected too much pure energy and almost hollowed herself out.

Bi Fang did not forget to popularize science with him: "This Maoshan head teacher is only one step away from becoming an immortal. In terms of cultivation alone, I am far inferior. I can seriously injure him, half of which is due to the blood of the divine beast. He dares to kill the divine beast. You will be hurt, this is God's punishment." Because Bai Zhao was in the way, she didn't intend to do anything serious. In the age of desolation, those who can awaken the bloodlines of gods and beasts are people with unfathomable blessings. Kill them There are hundreds of harms but no benefits.

She was looking forward to it: "My blood is not pure, I don't know how amazing my son will be when he grows up?" She took out the sleeping little Bi Fang and kissed again and again.

Shi Zili saw the radiance of a loving mother on this man's face, and said strangely: "He is not really your child." He insisted that it was produced by his own asexual reproduction.

Bi Fang said: "The inheritance of divine beasts comes from the soul, not the blood. It is nature to raise children of the same race." Therefore, she only has a very thin friendship with her parents and children who have not inherited the blood. When she treats Xiao Bi Fang, she is willing to do everything for him plan.

She rubbed it for a while, and saw that although Xiao Bifang slept soundly, the aura around him was already a little weak. Even if he continued to inject the aura, he was still getting weaker day by day.

Shi Zili couldn't help but said: "He was nourished in the small world of Qiankun. This world is the mother's body that gave birth to him. If you insist on separating them, it may be harmful and useless."

Bi Fang ignored it and just closed his eyes to heal his wounds. Two days later, he suddenly opened his eyes and said, "Do you think that the terrain here is very strange?"

In the past two days, they have encountered three waves of Maoshan disciples who came to patrol the mountain. They just set up a barrier, and Bi Fang even drew a talisman on it, like a Muggle expulsion spell, to keep them away.

Shi Zili wondered: "I guess it will take three days at most, and they should find out that you are hiding in Maoshan territory. Why do you still have fantasies?" In the past few days, the number of patrolling troops in Maoshan has doubled. I really don't know What did Maoshan's higher-ups think? The disciples who were sent here were all low-level disciples. If they bumped into Bi Fang, they would be delivering food, and they would surely die as many as possible.

With a dignified expression, Bi Fang shook his head slowly, struggled to stand up, and stuffed the little Bi Fang into his arms, his chin raised: "You went to pick fruit these days, have you been in that direction?"

"...That's the main peak of Maoshan, Da Maofeng, the base camp, I have to avoid it?" Shi Zili hurriedly put Xiao Bifang in the page of Qiankun, thoughtful, "But it's true, the aura over there is very strong. "It's not the richness of the ordinary Lingshan blessed land, but the kind that quickly condenses naturally. It's so thick that it's scary. This place is simply a monk's paradise.

"You wait here... Forget it, come with me." Bi Fang was afraid that he would run away, and also worried about his poor cultivation, hating iron for being weak, took out a stack of papers, "I'll give it to you , and if something goes wrong, run quickly."

The pages of the Qiankun book burst out, swallowed the stack of papers in one gulp, burped, and turned from a thin page into a thin book, making the page-turning sound with joy.

Shi Zili was flattered: "Isn't this your beloved magic weapon, senior?" He and Bi Fang collected the same set of magic weapons, but there was only one set, so they didn't expect to collect all of them before.

"I tried to put little Bi Fang in my pages, but nothing worked, only your pages can cultivate him." Bi Fang was very depressed, "Isn't it the job of the female bird to hatch eggs, what are you mixing with it? "

Her son may have taken another man as a numb, and she also lost a set of growth-type magic weapons with great development potential. Why did this kid do all the good things?Local tyrants like Bi Fang sighed again and again.

She sneaked into the Damao Peak with gravel, stopped at two trees growing side by side, and smiled contemptuously: "It's a small trick!" A ball of fire spewed out, and the scene was distorted. The two trees were like automatic doors. Split to the sides.

Bi Fangdang stepped in first, Shi Zili hesitated for a moment, but followed.It was pitch black in front of his eyes, like a train entering a tunnel, sliding all the way down, after an unknown amount of time, when his feet landed again, he found himself in front of the entrance of a cave.

A cool wind blew from the entrance of the cave, and Shi Zili shivered. Seeing that Bi Fang was still walking forward, he grabbed her: "If this place really involves the secrets of Maoshan, don't you think it's too easy for us to crack it?"

Bi Fangdao: "Only when you go in will you know if there is any danger. If you look forward and backward like this, it's hard to make a big deal."

Brainless violent output flow, silly bird.Shi Zili said: "Ordinary people hide money, and they know to put a safe outside, and dig a dark groove in the wall. It doesn't make sense that this place is a cover-up. If senior wants to go in, can I wait outside?"

Bi Fang hesitated for a moment: "That's fine, if I don't come out in half a month, you can go yourself." She stepped in.

Shi Zili walked to a place a little far away and squatted down, listening intently. After about an hour, he heard someone walking slowly towards the entrance of the cave.The voice was gentle and steady, definitely not the sound of Bi Fang's footsteps.

Fuck, with such an arrogant bragging, it was solved without a sound in an hour?Shocked and frightened, Shi Zili jumped up, turned his head and saw an old man in white robe standing at the entrance of the cave holding a lantern, calling him kindly: "Little Shishi, come in."

This person turned out to be their principal in Penglai.Shi Zili smiled and said: "Yo, that's great. I was worried that an old Taoist priest from Maoshan would come out. How could I tell him that I was just a hostage who was coerced to watch Bi Fang do bad things?"

He took two steps forward: "Actually, I wanted to escape from her for a long time. After all, I can run faster than the Hong Kong reporter." Before he finished speaking, he turned around and ran in the opposite direction.

Shi Zili kicked his legs, feeling that he had never run so fast in his life, swishing, his legs were so fast that he couldn't see clearly, but unfortunately someone behind him grabbed his collar, and he just kept walking on the spot.

"Don't be afraid, it's me." The headmaster was very gentle, holding him in his hand, "You scored 48 points in three exams last semester, and I also paid part of the make-up exam fee for you."

This is the real principal, and Shi Zili didn't care about him exposing his faults, and the vigilance in his heart rose instead of lowering: "What do you mean?"

The headmaster smiled as he walked towards the cave, "Bi Fang escaped successfully. I'm still thinking of a century-old plan as a success, but I didn't expect you two to appear here. Little Stone, what do you call this?"

"It's God's will." Shi Zili made up a lot of brains. He was tricked by the Wujia Great Immortal, which attracted Bi Fang. Bai Zhao was appointed by the principal. This is a big game of chess. Playing chess, the principal and Wujia Daxian have been plotting for a hundred years. Originally, he and Bi Fang could escape from the game, but Sha Niaofei thought he was smart and ran back to Maoshan to explore the secrets.

The headmaster laughed loudly: "No, I wait for the monks to go against the sky and fight for their lives. How can we obey God's will?"

As if he had used a spell to shrink the ground to an inch, while he was speaking, the scenes on both sides flew behind him.Shi Zili felt that the cave was like a giant beast. He was rolling down the esophagus and into his stomach, and he forced himself to say, "Where's Bai Zhao?" He should still be alive. Not just to kill them.

The principal sighed: "It seems that no matter what I say, you won't believe me anymore, that's all, you can see for yourself." He threw the gravel forward.

The gravel fell to the ground, but without getting up, he squatted down and looked around.On the inner wall of this huge cave, there are densely carved runes. The closer the runes are to the center, the denser they become. At the very center, there are five grids one meter square, one in the middle and four around the sides. According to Quartet.

Bai Zhao was standing in one of the four grids, he was still awake, while Bi Fang lying on his stomach in the grid on his right was motionless, not knowing whether he was alive or dead.

Apart from the two of them, the headmaster Maoshan who was seriously injured not long ago was also there. He couldn't stand up yet, so he sat on a whisk and asked Bai Zhao, "Would you like it?"

"I don't want to. Why don't you stun me like you stunned Bi Fang?" Bai Zhao said listlessly, "I really can't deal with this place. I fled to West Kunlun and wandered around for hundreds of years, but still I haven't escaped. As soon as I saw Bi Fang appearing, I made a mistake and fell into your trap."

He looked at Shi Zili: "Do you know where this is? The deepest part of Damao Peak, right above the head, is Maoshan Taoist Temple."

Shizili blinked.

No one stopped him, and Bai Zhao continued: "This is also where the brows of my dead brother, my brother is a dragon that jumped over the dragon's gate. This headmaster Zheng dug a hole on the body of his dead apprentice to develop Maoshan faction—damn it, he still wants to kill me when I reach the stage of crossing the catastrophe. If I hadn’t discovered the strangeness first and escaped, there might be a little boy next to Da Maofeng 1000 years later. Maofeng, tourists who come to visit will say, this is the green dragon on the left and the white tiger on the right, haha!"

"It turns out that you think so, and that's why you hate me so much." Zhang Zhang said, "I didn't mean it that way, and your senior brother wasn't hurt by me."

Bai Zhao sneered and said, "Who killed him then? People like him will die under the demons of their hearts? You can just lie to others, don't expose it to embarrassment at this time."

Headmaster Zheng didn't speak a word.

Principal Penglai sighed and asked, "Little Shitou, do you know where my master is?"

Shi Zili didn't hear his question with a dazed face. He was poked twice by the principal before he came back to his senses and thought for a while: "600 years ago, he ascended to immortality."

The master of the current principal is the first principal of Penglai. There is a special course for later generations of students, and it is named "Wowing the Sages" with a particularly elegant name. They study the life records of important figures in the cultivation world. to test.

The headmaster said: "600 years ago, he was split into fly ash by the lightning of the gods, and he died, his body and spirit disappeared."

Shi Zili's shock was no small matter, he seemed to have seen through something in the dark, and read the names of several people, all of whom he had learned before, who had ascended to the top of the fairy world in the past 2000 years.

The headmaster's compassionate face showed a little bit of relief: "You are very clever. Since the end of the Dharma, no monk has been able to aspire to the immortal way, and countless arrogances have all been lost in the catastrophe of Dacheng Tianlei. It is announced to the public that they have survived the catastrophe and ascended Yunyun, it's just that we can't give up hope, and we have to give the monks some hope."

Zheng Zhangjiao said: "If it's just like this, it's all right. Not only is there no hope of becoming an immortal, but in the past few decades, there will be no ghosts and wisdom, and mortals will not have the heart to ask questions. The way of heaven will kill me, and we need to save ourselves."

While speaking, Bi Fang woke up faintly, her body was bound, but her five senses were not closed, she heard the end from beginning to end, frowned and said: "This is the way for you to save yourself, you lured us here and fed this formation? "

"It's not that we deliberately deceived." The principal apologized, "In fact, such an important matter cannot be said in words. Besides, if the heavens are aware of it, it will definitely obstruct it in every possible way-hundreds of years ago, the Baihu Shangxian would misunderstand Zheng Zhang. It is a lesson to teach him to flee out of Maoshan in shock, otherwise he would not have found this place based on his cultivation at that time, and he would have made up a big show."

That's why he asked the head of Wujia Great Immortal, and let the old man who is good at calculation and planning make various arrangements, and by mistake, he attracted them without their knowledge, and then combined the power of several people to cover up the secret, so that there was no alarm. Heaven.

The principal said again: "What's more, this formation is not a sacrifice to you, but it can bring great benefits. How much you can get depends on your own creation." It's because you are too stupid to escape the eyes of heaven, Not for anything else.

Bai Zhao didn't believe that the idea he had been determined for hundreds of years was fundamentally wrong, and he said, "If you don't sacrifice us, who will you sacrifice to? Change your fate against the sky, or change the aura of the whole world. The sacrifice is so great. Is it a shame to die?" You can't do it?"

He looked around, trying to get some solidarity: "Stone, don't you think so?"

Shi Zili spread his hands: "I'm only at the stage of imaginative travel, and you are only at the stage of tempering the body. If you sacrifice us, will people appreciate it? It's not enough to plug your teeth?" "That's all for Baihu Shangxian. If you want to use his divine beast blood, what about me, what am I?" It's not that he is willing to sacrifice for the cultivation world, he doesn't think he is qualified to sacrifice from the bottom of his heart.

"There is no Suzaku bloodline in the world, nor pure Qinglong and Xuanwu bloodlines, so I have no choice but to invite monk Bi Fang to join the battle to replace the southern god Suzaku, and the corpse of the divine dragon to replace Qinglong." The principal explained very hard, so he simply changed The popular rhetoric is, "We have prepared several fake products, which are equivalent to replacing the name of the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, and wrote a fake seizure order. We have to carve a seal with a radish and seal it. It’s true, shut up and close down—you’re the carrot.”

Shi Zili realized it, manifested his dantian, and released the blue dragon and seven constellations array: "This? But I lit the green dragon for a while?" He guessed randomly, even if there is a starry sky array in his body, at least he can get the Mahayana stage talents are revealed.

Headmaster Zheng waved his hand, and there were more than a dozen shadowy figures in all directions, with majestic aura around them, each of them looked like ancient giant beasts.Bai Zhao lay on the ground with his tail between his legs, and Bi Fang was speechless: "Maoshan is worthy of being the big brother of Taoism. Such a large number of alchemy and great powers in the Mahayana period may account for half of the world."

Zheng Zhangjiao said: "I, Maoshan, is the leader of Taoism. I should take responsibility. I have been closed for hundreds of years, all for planning this moment. Little monk Shi, my two junior brothers will use great magic power to empower you, and you will achieve the moment of crossing the catastrophe. At that time, I will trouble you to cover the remaining four souls with 28 constellations."

Shi Zili had only heard about empowerment in the literature, and it didn't hinder him too much. It was just that he would suffer some pain when he poured in his cultivation base, and then he recovered, but the person who gave the empowerment would lose his cultivation base and die.The two gave him the initiation, and the rest of the monks were probably offering sacrifices to this formation. Mao Shan's handwriting is astonishing.

He solemnly agreed, and asked a question that he had always wanted to ask: "There are Qinglong, Baihu, and Suzaku, where is Xuanwu?" Could it be that Wujia Great Immortal also came?

The principal smiled and stepped into the last grid: "Xuanwu is here."

Penglai Xianjia Academy, He Yiling was immersing himself in grading the test papers. He pinched out a failed test paper with his index finger and thumb. He was shaking his head with his index finger and thumb. He took out the microphone: "All teachers and students stay where they are, don't panic, don't run!"

A little monster in the form of rigidity ran over screaming: "Mr. Crane, there's an earthquake, there's an earthquake!"

The monks are not afraid of being hit by stones or bricks, not to mention that there are formations buried deep in the ground of Penglai.He Yiling shook his head and flew up to the nine heavens.

I saw the water level drop—in fact, the island was rising, and more and more parts of Penglai Xiandao were exposed. Finally, a huge head emerged from the water, making a long and long cry.

It was actually a giant tortoise, he laughed and said: "Mr. He, now you know why I have not allowed to dig through the ground and open up an underwater teaching base, right?" The ground under your feet is not the ground, but my shell. .

He Yiling: "..." That's not the fucking point!