I cultivate immortality only by mouth

Kong Ye was a restless character, with a bad temper and heavy hands. He would fight and cry at every turn, and the Penglai students couldn't beat him, complaining a lot.

More than a dozen little demons from the founding of the Republic of China spontaneously formed the "Diss Kong Ye" squad, divided into various parties in the school, and updated Kong Ye's dynamics on the Penglai Forum at any time, so that everyone could dodge quickly.

This person once even bullied Shi Zili's black dog in the dormitory next door. Heigoujing is Shi Zili's game teammate for many years. Five or six of them still kill each other from time to time.When he saw the black dog with a bruised nose and swollen face, he became angry. With the support of the anti-Confucian team's information network, he blocked Kong Ye to the corner and shocked him until he lay dead on the ground.

The onlookers applauded loudly, and some even raised their mobile phones to take videos, turned their heads and put them on the forum, and asked a very provocative topic.

"The abbot's chief villain commits crimes during the day, the heavenly spirit stone steps forward, and the thunder and fairy art shakes the world"

In Penglai School, which has only about [-] students, the number of hits exceeded [-] on one day, [-] on the next day, and [-] on the [-]th—I don’t know who posted the news on the forums of the other two schools. School students jumped over the wall to escape from prison one after another, and ran to the Penglai Forum to watch the excitement.

Looking at the data, Shi Zili sighed with emotion. Penglai and Yingzhou had few people, but the abbot had a lot of people. Most of the [-] hits were contributed by the abbot's students. It can be seen that Kong Ye's ten thousand people feel worthy of the name.

At the bottom of the post, a student of the abbot complained anonymously as a tourist: "Well played, this dead peacock is in need of repairs, and the poor monk has committed anger several times because of him, otherwise he would have been promoted to the stage of divine travel."

Someone even asked the assailant's account number on the Penglai Forum, and said that he would reward him with raining red envelopes for smashing submarines and luxury cars, "It's not bad for money, so it's cool."

Others went further and praised: "Look at how well maintained your Penglai forum is, it's thriving, and there are many registered members. Our place is a stagnant pool, and only a few forum administrators are jumping up and down to post posts, and it's very hard to support them. "

The school spirit of Penglai is the famous combination of openness and inclusiveness among the three schools. The demon cultivators are generally better than the human monks. The group of demons dances wildly. The forum can post nearly a hundred new posts every day, which can be called a great spectacle.

Shi Zili himself had no intention of publicizing it, so he immediately replied on the forum and explained that this was a curse cast by Master Yongyan.

He is not someone who wins by his ability, what is there to be proud of, he even ran to the eminent monk Yongyan to talk about it, and expressed his apology emphatically. Strength is not enough to win.

He said it very sincerely: "The younger generation really didn't expect that the matter would make such a big fuss, I'm sorry for you."

The eminent monk Yongyan lamented that he was very thoughtful in doing things at a young age, and in turn comforted him: "Whatever the cause is, what the fruit is, everything is at the fault of my wretch, so you don't have to worry about it."

他其实……也挺高兴的，早在方丈时，孔烨不是打了这位高僧的爱徒，就是揍了那位大师的传钵大弟子，人家挨了打，师父就找上门来跟永Talking about the theory of eminent monks, Yongyan's eminent monks are also disturbed.If you want to say a few words to Kong Ye, he promises well, but turns around and commits the same crime again. This time, he came up with such a way to punish his apprentice.

It's just that this mantra can't take effect permanently, and it will only last for a month. The eminent monk Yongyan said: "That villain turned into a peacock, you should be careful if you encounter it in the future." Opportunity finds Shi Zili trouble.

Shi Zili was quite puzzled. Is there any connection between the first half of the sentence and the second half of the sentence? Thanks to the eminent monk Yongyan, I figured it out on the way back to the dormitory. A peacock is a bird. hold grudges.

He had just solved this little riddle when suddenly his neck was stabbed, and when he looked up, it was Kong Ye walking towards him with a blank face.Shi Zili didn't want to cause trouble, but it was Kong Ye who took the initiative to stamp him: "You have the ability to make my master remove the spell, how about we have a fight with our real ability?"

"I don't have the ability." Shi Zili smiled.

Kong Ye said: "I don't bully you, I suppress my cultivation, and let you have a hand, no matter win or lose, this matter will be over."

Shi Zili's eyes flickered slightly, and he was really a little moved. Among the three schools, Kong Ye was the only one who had cultivated to the Dzogchen Dzogchen, so he was naturally superior.He is not so arrogant that he thinks that his talent is stronger than Kong Ye. The difference between the two is nearly two realms. It can be said that he will not be able to catch up with Kong Ye in this life. Troublesome people, why not do it?

He said: "You can suppress your cultivation, you don't need to let me, it's a fair duel."

Kong Ye was overjoyed, being criticized by people was nothing to him at all, he was used to it, and it was painless, but the miraculous effect of Shi Zili's stinky mouth had always made his heart itch.

Shi Zili turned his head to look for the eminent monk Yongyan, but the eminent monk said: "This spell is not effective in the arena, you can rest assured." He doubted that he removed the spell, and once he walked out of the door, Kong Ye had to squeeze his fists to beat someone.

The two went to the big arena together. Kong Ye pointed to the screen and asked, "They said, the time Feng Yu was defeated, he fought with you? Did he also suppress the same level of cultivation as you?"

Shi Zili coughed: "The display screen is broken."

Kong Ye asked: "But since that time, the two of you have never been to the arena again. Doesn't this mean that Feng Yu knows that he is not as good as you and dare not invite another battle?"

Shi Zili thought it was true, recently he had only been to the arena with Feng Yu once in the fantasy world of Qiankun Realm, and the Oolong incident probably made it impossible for the two of them to be in the arena together calmly.

He didn't want to say more, and raised his hand: "If you talk nonsense, I will call you."

Kong Ye was resentful.The two stood separately on the two high platforms of the arena, and each put their hands on the glowing spirit stones on the high platforms, injecting mana at the same time, the surrounding scene changed, and they came to the independent small space of the arena.

Shi Zili took out the pages of the Lord of the Universe, held a Langhao brush in his hand, and took a light breath.As the weaker of the two parties, the arena gave him a benefit, he could choose the battlefield independently.

It's all said about fair competition, but Kong Ye's bad temper must be irritating. Shi Zili omitted the water scene and chose a rock scene. There is no difference between the two of them.

Kong Ye was taken aback: "Do you really want to fight me fairly?" He never felt that Shi Zili had the power to fight against him, so he persuaded, "Even if I suppress my cultivation to the early stage of Soul Condensation, I can still fight against him." Competing with ordinary cultivators in the ascension stage, why are you bothering?"

Whether one can fight across the great realm has always been the standard for measuring top geniuses and ordinary geniuses.

How can this person look down on people?Shi Zili tsk tsk: "The one who told me this last time was a great consummation, let me kill him with one sentence." This is talking about the ancestor Honglian, so it can barely be counted.

Kong Ye's real cultivation is the Great Perfection of the Fugue Period, and when he speaks harshly in a grudge, he smiles instead of anger: "Then I have no choice but to kill you before you say a word."

But for a moment, the peacock dharma form hung high on the top, and the slender eyes slowly opened, and Kong Ye approached in the blink of an eye.Shi Zili shook his wrist lightly, and drew the word "Prisoner" on the page of Qiankun Book, turning into a fire cage, not trapping Kong Ye, but surrounding himself instead.

When he casts a spell, the mana consumption depends on the cultivation level of the target, but if he casts it on himself, it consumes almost no mana. This is a trick that Shi Zili only discovered recently.

Kong Ye made a close-up move, whichever one of the two surrounded him, he had to break the fire cage, took a deep breath, swallowed the raging flames into his stomach, screamed, and spit out all the flames.

Shi Zili hastily drew the word water, knowing that the fire would be even more powerful after being brewed by Kong Ye, and said in his mouth: "Water and fire are incompatible!" These words are mutually exclusive, Shi Zili relaxes his body and pulls along with the strength, backs up hundreds of meters in the blink of an eye, opening the distance.

Kong Ye didn't attack by force, he paused, and said with a playful smile: "It's kind of interesting." Then he came after him.

Both speaking and writing are more troublesome, so at the beginning, Shi Zili was faintly at a disadvantage. This is a common problem in his battles, and he is also thinking about how to improve.If Kong Ye kept a fast pace, one move after another, then Shi Zili would lose [-]% of the time, but this person stopped talking nonsense, then it would be easy to handle.

Shi Zili had quietly written the four characters "Generate electricity with love", and instead of retreating, he slapped Kong Ye with a palm, and took a few steps back to stabilize his figure.Kong Ye didn't take a step back, fell to the ground with a thud, trembling reflexively, and said in horror: "Master lied to me!"

He has been terrified by electricity these days. The power of the electric wave this time is naturally not as powerful as the spell of the eminent monk Yongyan, but Kong Ye has also suppressed his cultivation, and the feeling is almost the same. Hard to say.

Shi Zili poured a basin of cold water: "Is it possible to admit defeat after only three moves? You must be the worst class led by the eminent monk Yongyan?"

If he took advantage of the victory and went after Kong Ye a few times, he would have survived. However, this would be boring. He would agree to a fight, not to win Kong Ye's reputation, of course he had to fight again.

Kong Ye remained silent for a long time, Shi Zili felt strange, fearing that he would pretend to be this way to lure him closer, and waited for a while, but he still didn't get up, so he walked over: "What's the matter?"

Kong Ye had been enduring it for a long time, but at this moment he finally lost his composure, covering his face and crying: "Master actually helped you lie to me!"

Pebbles: =mouth=! ! !

The two of them sat side by side. Kong Ye's peacock prototype was probably not small, and his tears were also big. Shi Zili had already froze and silently handed out two packs of tissues, but it was still not enough for him.

Kong Ye sniffed: "I lost my mother since I was a child, and my master raised me up. At that time, he cared for me and cared for me. I play the fan and cover me with a quilt in winter. When I have the second and third junior brothers, he will take care of them. Later, there are more and more apprentices, and sometimes they don’t see each other for several days. Taking care of the younger brother's life, giving advice on the younger brother's homework, why?"

Speaking of the sad part, he couldn't hold back his tears, so he snatched the third pack of tissues from Shi Zili's hand and wiped his eyes: "It's even more extreme now, you are an outsider, Master does not face me, but protects you in many ways, and puts us hundreds of thousands of dollars away." I don’t care about my years of master-student friendship, how could he be like this?”

His distress is like the second child who is very popular in the world. With younger siblings, his parents are distracted, and he can no longer devote [-]% love to the eldest brother. The eldest brother will inevitably lose his mentality. It's a matter of making children cry for fun, and when they meet, they ask "Mom and Dad like you or do you like little sister", which makes me feel even more frustrated.

Shi Zili only heard about this, and didn't feel the same way. Lian Xianren was only the two of his apprentices, and he was the youngest. He was also cared for by gentle female teachers such as He Yiling. Lian Xianren still has to pay attention.

He could only bite the bullet and break it: "Yeah, uh, every time I have a dispute with my senior brother, even if I ignore it, the master will let the senior brother let me go. It is really unfair to the senior brother. I think you have suffered this too." Kind of wronged?"

"How could it be?" Kong Ye said while crying, "Master has always let the juniors let me go, and no one dares to argue with me. My father is the headmaster of the abbot."

Shi Zili: "... Oh." Then it's fascinating that you can be wronged like this.

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