I cultivate immortality only by mouth

Shi Zili has always thought that he is very smart, at least not stupid, but when the paper demon turned into a shiny white page, rubbed his fingers, recognized the master with blood on his own, and returned to his dantian, he realized it vividly.

"..." He reached into his dantian with a dazed face, pulled out the pages of the book, and asked, "What kind of trick are you doing?" It's the first time I know this in my life, and I can still do this kind of operation?

Spread out the pages of the book, there are eight big characters on it - "Qinqi, calligraphy, painting, wine, sex and wealth".This is not the page attacking the holder, but the deterrent power of the words themselves. The person who wrote these eight characters must be an extraordinary person.

However, those eight words became more and more shallow, and finally disappeared, and another line of words appeared on the page: "This was bestowed by my former master. It gave me the use of self-defense, but it also imprisoned my ability to grow. Today, by choosing In the name of the lord, with the help of you and other monks, I can be reborn."

Shi Zili tasted it for a while, and it turned out to be a magic weapon abandoned by the former owner. It evolved into the world of heaven and earth with just those eight characters. How similar are the plants, trees, flowers and birds to the real world, the magic weapon itself is different. Fan Xiang, for some reason, was abandoned.

He asked again: "The reason why you attacked the teams of the three schools was to choose the master? You are a weapon spirit, not a monster. No wonder you don't have any monster aura around you." In other words, the paper demon met him three times in the Qiankun world. It was deliberately designed, and I don't know why this person has a crush on him?

The book page said in detail for him: "Not only the three islands of Penglai, I have also met all the other casual cultivators. It is a pity that either no one is capable of capturing me alive, or they are vicious, too vicious, and those who are friendly to me , and you are not the only one. I chose four characters, "At that time, Shi Zili didn't say how well he treated him, and even set him on fire. He was a substitute among the four people. , After a few times down, it will count as the most relaxing time to play with you."

Like Mu Wenguang, although she didn't have any malicious intentions, she didn't like him because she treated him with coldness and intimacy.The pages of the book were sealed by the former owner on Babao Mountain for thousands of years, watching the vicissitudes of the world with cold eyes, her temperament is back to basics, and she doesn't like to deal with people who are too wary, it's too tiring.

When Shi Zili asked again, he fell silent, like an ordinary piece of paper, he poked it back and forth without any response.He thought to himself that this magic weapon had a cold personality, quite different from the lively and cheerful little demon he pretended to be.

He originally planned to use a pen and paper to write and draw on the new toy, but he didn't want to delay here for too long, fearing that people in Penglai would worry, so he set off in the direction of Babao Mountain.

Mu Wenguang and Shuda have already returned, and they are surrounded by the female monk in front of the tent, waiting for their companions to return. When they met him, they saw each other, looked at each other and smiled, feeling like they were alive after a catastrophe.

Why did the paper demon disappear, neither of them asked.

Shu Da didn't recognize that the paper demon was the one that attacked them last time, but Mu Wenguang made up a picture of Shi Zili inviting the paper demon to the Penglai Fairy Academy. They didn't like it, so they went back to their respective dramas. Well, it's inevitable that Penglai will lose face when talking about this kind of thing, so why bother to talk too much.

Needless to say, it is an old tradition in the world of comprehension to get together if you agree, and to separate if you don't agree.As close as everyone in Penglai, they will not be rude to ask others about their adventures, whether they have obtained treasures, etc. This is the tacit etiquette of monks.

Shi Zili said, "Where is my senior brother?"

"It's in the tent. He has been guarding it all the time. He heard that you are fine, and you must be back soon, so he went in." Mu Wenguang said, "It is said that you have gained something recently, and you need to retreat for a few days."

Shi Zili was inexplicably guilty and coughed before stepping in.In the independent small space where Feng Yu lived, he was the only one who had permission to enter and exit. Seeing that he was meditating with his eyes closed, Shi Zili quietly wanted to exit.

Feng Yu opened his eyes, with a laziness in his expression: "Come in." The reason why he hid in the tent was because he... was ashamed to see his junior, but when he did, he was half ashamed and half annoyed.

Four days ago, he didn't know if his old injury had recurred, and he passed out for a while during the meditation, and had a ridiculous dream, everything was like a personal experience, but he knew it was a dream, so he intentionally seduced him, and he had no scruples in the affair , unrestrained, wet pants after waking up, still reminiscing from time to time.

The two sat facing each other, Feng Yu frowned, feeling something was wrong, he pointed his index finger between his brows, the mana penetrated into his body like silk, sifted through it carefully like a sieve, and when he pulled it out again, the fingertips rested on the A fat strange bug: "This is a sniffing bug specially used for tracking. With it on your body, the person who carries the female bug can check your whereabouts in everything. It's just that sniffing bugs are extremely rare, and I only read them in the literature." I've seen it, and it's actually used on you."

This strange insect made his flesh and blood so fat, afraid that it would lie dormant for a long time, it must have been planted when he first entered the training ground.The gravel in the dream did not have this bug, so it was just a big dream.He felt a little relieved, and was inexplicably disappointed, he didn't expect that his junior brother would steal food every day without indica, the nutrients in the flesh and blood were more abundant than ordinary monks, and he fattened the sniffing insects in just a few days.

Shi Zili said: "Oh, I'm afraid it was planted by the ancestor Hong Lian."

Although Feng Yu was surprised that he had offended such a formidable enemy, but thinking that he would come back unscathed, no matter how dangerous the experience along the way was, his heart sank when he heard this, "What?"

When he got angry, the moonlight in his eyes turned from light gold to scarlet, and all his aura of righteousness turned into cold and evil spirit. He got up and went to find a place.

Shi Zili hurriedly said: "Brother, don't worry, I didn't suffer, that girl is already dead." It's not bad after thinking about it, I only got a little fright, except for this serious worry.

On the way back, the Lord of the Universe transmitted this memory to him, and Shi Zili told him how he summoned the white dog, how the giant hand appeared after the white dog died, and how he destroyed the soul of the ancestor Hong Lian. up.

Feng Yu was thoughtful: "You said that dog, with a thin waist and long legs, with white and short hair all over its body, looks like a Shandong fine dog?"

Shi Zili took a look at the door: "Brother, do you know which road the god kept as a pet?" The white dog he summoned was roughly equivalent to an ordinary monk in the middle of the journey, but it was just a phantom projected, and its body was scary. At least in the period of refining the virtual and Mahayana. As for the owner of the giant hand, it is even more difficult to say, maybe he is really a fairy.

Feng Yu said: "I'm afraid it's the roaring dog under Zhenjun Erlang's seat."

Shi Zili was shocked: "Isn't the Roaring Dog black?" Could it be that so many TV dramas are just swaying him?I want him to play a certain web game with the theme of Journey to the West, in which Roaring Dog is a BOSS, and he lost equipment and star materials, which made him form a group for hundreds of rounds, and the game image is also black.

A good student, Feng Yu, has never watched TV dramas or played games, so he naturally doesn't understand his logic, so he asked in surprise: "There are clear records in Ganbao's "Sou Shen Ji" and Xu Zhonglin's "Feng Shen Yan Yi", "shape like white Xiang', is that what your teacher of ancient literature taught?"

Ancient literature is a water course, and the exams are open-book. Shi Zili has always fallen asleep. After a haha, he was pleasantly surprised: "So Erlang Zhenjun saved my life?" Emma, ​​this is a man. The male god in the gods, is he so lucky?

He immediately tilted his head and said, "Isn't the Roaring Dog the one in folklore? It also eats the moon. Maybe it's my brother's breath that helped me recruit the Roaring Dog." It's a god, and it's really shit luck to be able to summon it.

Every time Shi Zili pretends to be good, he blinks his eyes and tilts his head. He used to only do it to elders like Lian Xianren, but this is the first time he has shown it to Feng Yu. This is a way for him to express his intimacy.

Feng Yu was overjoyed, and his expression became softer: "Stupid words, how many days have passed since then, how could it be possible..." After a pause, Shi Zili met Patriarch Honglian, and he had the same sex dream with him day.

He was guilty of being a villain himself, so he couldn't continue talking, sat upright, and changed the subject with a flat face: "Have you gained anything in the past few days?" Looking at Shi Zili's eyebrows, "Enlightenment again?"

"Understand it or not." Shi Zili still took out the page of the book that he called himself "Lord of the Universe", "Look, it recognizes itself as the master!" He also talked about how he was better than Pan An in appearance, making the paper demon fall in love at first sight, Followed all the way in the Qiankun world, and finally was completely convinced by his beauty and wisdom, signed the contract of sale and forced it to him, crying and begging him to accept it.

Although the page is high and cold, it also shows a middle finger for him.

In the world of self-cultivation, there is a special term for this, called "Lingbao Self-casting", which cannot be obtained by those who have no chance. Many monks practiced until they ascended to the ascension, and they would not touch it once. Let him hit it as soon as he came out. Not to mention, I feel a little proud in my heart.

Feng Yu took the pages of the book, saw that there was no word on it, pondered for a long time, and said, "This treasure is indeed not used by the Condensation Stage."

The results jointly calculated by the school directors can’t be wrong. I’m afraid it’s only referring to the eight internal abilities of piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, wine, sex, wealth, and temperament to measure a person’s intelligence and heart. Although this ability is wonderful and unparalleled, its use is limited. The period is very pertinent.

But now that these eight characters have been erased, this page has infinite possibilities again.He returned the book page: "Don't say anything, it's easy to refine, and it can be used in the fugue and body tempering stages." It's just that the aura of this book page is limited, and it is estimated that if you go up the gravel, it will not be useful.

The stones were happily put away, it would be too ridiculous to get a treasure that has been used until the tribulation period on the first trip, and he didn't have such a dream.

Tong Fengyu talked for a long time, but no one else returned to the tent, and the two went out together.Mu Wenguang sighed to Tianchang: "Three came back." Not counting him, one was killed by the ancestor Honglian, and five students fell into the illusion. Only Shizili, Shuda and a female monk named Taoran came back. The other two people have not moved at this time, fearing that something unexpected happened.

Shi Zili quietly probed into the pages of the book with his divine sense, asking if it knew.

Book page answer: You also know that my spiritual power is shallow, and I don't control everything in the universe. The two of them were not killed by me, and they have nothing to do with the masters of the halls. They must have died at the hands of others.

Lingbao will not lie to the user. If it is like Erlang Shen, who pierced the ceiling of his house with one hand, it will be clear about it, but the death of a person is not the one it chooses. No extra energy to focus on.