my lover is king of hell

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Wu Hen took the ingot of universal gold that Hades gave him, and just went to the small gold recycling shop to sell it, but was snatched from the top of his head by a pair of big hands!

"Hey, old man, you eat my food and drink mine. Why do you want to keep money in secret when you earn money?"

"Bastard, I'm your elder sister's master, or your benefactor, shouldn't you be filial to me?"

"Should? My little sister Jiayao died in the end. It's useless to say anything. If you want to live with us, you have to pay."

With a bitter old face, Wu Hen raised his head and begged Wang Mang, "Wang Mang, this is the fare for customers to find someone. I did a calculation yesterday, and I think that person should be in Yunnan. Would you like to leave me a train ticket?"

Wang Mang laughed wildly, "Who are you looking for? If you are an old bone, you won't be knocked to pieces if you take the train!"

Because the leaves of the ghost locust tree are very eye-catching, Wu Hen transcribed Shen Tuli's portrait on a piece of paper. His drawing skills were not good enough, and it was a little deformed. "Here, look for yourself, you are looking for him."

Wang Mang still recognized the person in the painting as Shentuli whom he had seen before. He asked Wu Hen, "How much is the remuneration promised by the other party? Old man, you can do business according to your ability. I can be your assistant and help you find someone!"

Wu Hen turned around and left with drooping eyelids, "You want to get involved no matter what!"

The two came to the small hotel one after the other, which was originally rented by Wang Mang. Until four months ago, due to a fight, his head was wedged into a big hole. Needling needles, being a proud man, he ran into an unreasonable doctor who troubled his family members, and he carried the other out of the consulting room to save the doctor.Unexpectedly, the attending doctor was the young owner of Jin's Pharmacy—Jin Buhuan.In this way, Wang Mang was lucky enough to be invited by Jin Buhuan to live in his home in Qingdao, and Guo Jiayi, a resigned civil servant of the Transportation Management Office, also lived here.The three of them gradually became good friends who talked about everything.

When Wang Mang entered the hotel room, what he saw was that Wu Hen used the bed as a table, and there were a lot of strange ghost-painted charms spread out on it. He smiled and turned around and teased Wu Hen: "Old man, did Lord Yan provoke you? Draw these ghost-breaking charms. Do you want to borrow a birthday from him?"

"Hmph, what nonsense are you talking about? Go and help me lift the wooden box under the bed, we're leaving tonight." Wu Hen scolded Wang Mang with staring eyes.

Wang Mang crawled downstairs with a smile, and pulled out the old elm box under the bed.

Wu Hen quickly cleaned up the ghost-painted charms on the bed, and put them into a yellow silk bag with ghosts and gods printed on them.Wu Hen also climbed onto the window edge, lifted a piece of plasterboard and took out a small red paper bag from it.

Wang Mang asked curiously, "What is that?"

"Jiannao Tablets—" Wu Hen said vaguely.The person he was looking for this time was more evil, he didn't want to be fooled by anything, so he took some homemade brain tablets in advance to prevent it.

Wang Mang brushed off his short beard and said with a smile, "Damn old man, you still cherish your life so much at such an age!"

After packing, Wang Mang carried the wooden box and Wu Hen carried the package to the train station.

When passing by Jin's Pharmacy, Wang Mang put down the wooden box and said to Wu Hen, "I'll go say hello to the young shopkeeper. I've really troubled him by staying in his house for so long!"

Wu Hen nodded in agreement, took out a homemade cigarette and squatted under the wall to smoke it.

Jin Buhuan was discussing with Guo Jiayi in the consultation room on his day off tomorrow, and Wang Mang left as soon as he came in, which surprised the two of them.

Jin Buhuan asked, "Brother Mang, where are you going?"

Wang Mang replied directly: "Go to Yunnan to find someone!"

Guo Jiayi's eyes lit up, he clapped his hands and said, "Yunnan is a good place, if we don't change, we will also go to Yunnan to have a companion with Wang Mang."

Jin Buhuan had been to Yunnan, but seeing Guo Jiayi's bright eyes, he couldn't bear to refuse, so he agreed with a smile.

"Brother Mang, I can't make it today. I have to ask someone to prepare something, and I have to book a plane ticket. Why don't you leave a day later?" Guo Jiayi saw Wang Mang looking out, knowing that he was taking someone else with him.

Wang Mang picked up a box of appetizing hawthorn pills from the table in the consulting room, held up the hawthorn pills and said to Guo Jiayi, "I listen to you."

Jin Buhuan and Guo Jiayi knew that Wang Mang had a habit of stealing sheep, so they didn't bother with him, and watched him leave the consulting room.

Wang Mang ran to Wu Hen, threw the hawthorn pills to him, and carried the suitcase back to the small hotel, "Old man, the departure time is changed to tomorrow, do you have any objections?"

Wu Hen sneered and said, "The remuneration for recruiters is not much, why are you still recruiting?"

"Hey - he is very rich, unlike us who work so hard, old man, when you find someone, you have to take me to meet the person who pays the reward. Our two brothers will settle accounts clearly, and the reward will be half of each!" Wang Mang said with a pooh .

Wu Hen smiled wickedly and said: "The old man sees him all right, but the young man sees him not so well, the other party is very wicked!"

"Warlocks know how to play, whoever believes in you, hurry up and go to bed early tonight!" Wang Mang was very annoyed, Wu Hen was very old and poor in health, and walked very slowly.

As soon as Wang Mang returned to the small hotel, Jin Buhuan's assistant chased after him. He asked Wang Mang who he was bringing and what he needed to prepare?

Wang Mang pointed to the skinny old man with hunchback beside him and said, "I don't need anything, why don't you ask him?"

Wu Hen saw that the other party came in a luxury car. He was also tall and handsome, wearing a suit and tie and wearing an expensive watch. He looked very rich. He cheerfully took the other party to a big supermarket and bought the usual The pig's trotter sauce was reluctant to eat, and he aimed at a toy telescope and a remote-controlled aircraft, and asked the other party to pay for it when he put it in the shopping cart.

After Wu Hen had eaten his fill, he held a toy telescope and looked at the starry sky. He giggled strangely, mumbling something!Wang Mang was woken up several times by him, scolded the old man a few times, and fell asleep again.

Early the next morning, Jin Chaoyang, Jin Buhuan's assistant, drove over to pick them up.In addition to being a warlock, Wu Hen is also a rag king who makes a living by picking up scraps. In his eyes, he can sell anything for money.Jin Chaoyang drank a bottle of drink, and when he was looking for the trash can with the bottle, he suddenly felt that his hand was empty, and Wu Hen's accent in dialect followed: "No more, give it to me!" He threw the plastic bottle On the tricycle parked outside the door of the small hotel, Wang Mang glared at him and asked him to pay attention to his image and not to look poor.Wu Hen bared his mouth to reveal his front teeth that were broken off for biting the bottle cap, and said with a smile, "It's my professional habit. If you don't pick up things that can be sold, you won't be able to sleep. You young people won't follow My old man cares about it!"

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There are five people who went to Yunnan this time, and Jin Chaoyang was among them.Wu Hen had never been on a plane before. As soon as he entered the cabin, he took off his shoes and put his legs on the chair. The stench from his feet was overwhelming. Passengers complained one after another. They got off the plane, thanks to Wu Hen restraining himself in time and putting on his shoes, and thanks to the acquaintance of the flight attendant and Guo Jiayi, who comforted the passengers in many ways, the turmoil calmed down.

The plane was delayed by two hours and landed at Kunming Airport. This time, Jin Chaoyang found two cars to send the troubled Wu Hen and Wang Mang away separately.

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Cangshan, Yunnan

Shentuli and Duoluo were expelled from the scenic spot because they did not register in the scenic spot and did not pay taxes to the scenic spot manager.When they came to a bus station square, a tour guide temporarily added a group and was too busy. Seeing that the two clowns were idle, he stretched out his hand to recruit them to the tour bus.

"Hey! Isn't it just dyeing the beard and eyebrows dark green? Why are you hiding it, and you took off the clown's hood, I have a group, you two help take it off, the tip is easy to talk about, it's guaranteed to be worth it. "The female guide is very thin but extremely strong. She looks like a mountain dweller, and she stretched out her hand and dragged the two onto the coach.

Shentuli and Duoluo became unlicensed tour guides out of nowhere. Fortunately, the meals with the group were good, and the spirit devouring babies in Shentuli's body absorbed enough nutrients without causing Shentuli too much trouble.

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Shao Hanmei has undergone various treatments such as acupuncture, massage and blood detoxification in Inner Mongolia, but her half-face paralysis has not improved.One of her relatives, who is from the Miao nationality in Yunnan, recommended her to see a Miao doctor in the village. Shao Hanmei, who was eager to seek medical treatment, took Zheng Weijia, who knew what happened, to Yunnan.She found an old Miao doctor in Miao Village for medical treatment, and then went to Erhai Lake to relax.

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Although Wu Hen made a divination, he believed that the person the young ghost was looking for was between the Cangshan Mountain and the Erhai Lake in Yunnan.But when he came to Yunnan, he was attracted by the scenery and delicious food in Yunnan, so he didn't bother to find someone. When he was divination at the entrance of the elevator of a star hotel, he was caught by the hotel owner, who punched him immediately and took him away for divination. The soul-calling banner and four white candles used for divination, he turned into a "black-eyed chicken" was taken to the security room by the big boss with his arms twisted.The boss threatened to send Wu Hen to the police station.

Wu Hen yelled in fear, "I was brought by the young shopkeeper of Jin's Pharmaceutical. We are customers and God. Do you bully God like this?"

At this time, Wang Mang, Jin Buhuan, Jin Chaoyang and Guo Jiayi knocked on the door and entered. The owner of the hotel was Wang Qilong. He had seen Jin Buhuan at a party, so he said to Jin Buhuan, "Buchang, who is this old man?" You brought him here to do these things, and the influence is not good! After speaking, he returned the Han Dynasty soul-calling flag that was as black as a rag to Wu Hen. Wu Hen hunched over and hugged the flag, sucking the snot from the frightened, and walked behind the tall and mighty Wang Mang .”

After this incident, Wu Hen made mistakes one after another when divination, which made him unable to determine the exact location of Shen Tuli, so he could only eat and drink with Jin Buhuan and others.

On this day, five people came to the street to eat local delicacies.Guo Jiayi saw a beautiful girl in Miao clothes and silver jewelry in front of her. She stared blankly at the sugar figure that Grandma had just made.He immediately moved over to strike up a conversation with her.

"Grandma, give me one."

"Girl for you!" Guo Jiayi smiled kindly, and handed over the sugar figurine he got to the beautiful girl in front of him.The girl took it with a blank expression, and after glancing at the sugar figurine, she stretched out her hand and broke the sugar figurine in the shape of a young girl into pieces.She left the sugar figure behind and left the booth without looking back.

Guo Jiayi smiled awkwardly. He didn't know which sentence he said was wrong, which aroused the girl's disgust. Feeling disappointed, he repeatedly apologized to the grandmother who was doing the sugar figurine at the booth, "Grandma, she is in a bad mood, don't bother with her!"

When Guo Jiayi wanted to chase the girl, he was stopped by Wu Hen, "Young man, don't force yourself, you have nothing to do with fate!"

Jin Buhuan looked back inadvertently, and he found not far away, a young man also dressed in Miao clothes, looking at them calmly.When the girl approached him, they left the largest snack street one after the other.

Jin Buhuan was wearing silver-rimmed glasses, and the other party's black leather bag was open, and something inside flashed by, and the refracted luster was like a kind of writing, which was extremely dazzling on the frame of his glasses.

Wu Hen also found flashing characters, but he was a step too late and didn't write down the shape and appearance of the characters.

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Shentuli and Duoluo took the tour group on a fishing cruise in the Erhai Lake, and then went to the jade shop.Several female guests took a fancy to several expensive jade bracelets, and their husbands were local tyrants, they bought them immediately, and took off their gold bracelets to put on jade ones as if showing off.

At ten o'clock in the evening, the group members went to the hotel to have a rest. The female tour guide distributed 1 yuan to Shen Tuli and Duo Luoyi from the rebates from the jade shop, and asked them to come back to lead the group tomorrow.

Jin Buhuan found Wang Mang and Guo Jiayi, he drew the word that flashed out of the backpack of the young man in Miao clothes during the day, and put it on the desk for them to see.

Wang Mang is a thief. He went into Jin Buhuan's home in Qingdao when he was alone, and found two scrolls of bamboo slips in his house. After opening them, he recognized those Chinese characters for the first time. This character is very different from those.

Wang Mang said to Jin Buhuan: "Brother Buchang, you come from a scholarly family, find a similar book and compare it, understand the meaning of the context, and then it is not difficult to know what this word means!"