The Traitor Jia Lian of the Red Chamber

Not only did the Humen battlefield make bold statements, but so did the muddleheaded guards guarding Zhejiang.Not to mention King Qin, who was already known as the "God of Killing".

The complete counter-offensive began.

The king of Qin was "conspired and oppressed" by the two champions of civil and military affairs, so he could only sit in the rear, while Jia Lian led his troops to the sea in a daze.The whole country is busy for the upcoming expedition, and in less than half a month, everything is ready.

Only one day left until departure.

The auspicious time for the expedition was set on the fourteenth day of the first lunar month.For the civil and military officials and the people of the capital, it was an unforgettable day.But now the hope for war and peace gradually covered the pain caused by the transformation of witchcraft in the past.

However, no matter what the adults thought, it was a complete blow to Jia Rong.He didn't even have time to send out the gift he had carefully prepared.Did he know that the fourteenth day of the first lunar month was the real birthday of the second uncle and aunt, and the two were destined to be born on the same day.

"Good boy, it's good if you have filial piety." Situ Le rubbed Jia Rong, who was drooping his head, and said with a smile.

"Then I'll give it to you in advance." Jia Rong stroked the non-existent beard and pretended to be a little adult, very "understanding".

"Okay." Situ Le laughed, watching Jia Rong run away happily, and sorted out her personal clothes for the trip.He's fine, Jia Lian is a picky guy.Once the war stabilized for a while, Jia Lian took the lead in focusing on military cleanliness.It is said that when Jia Lian saw Jia Rong, who looked like a little beggar, he heard the words "flick it backwards and put it on again" from his mouth, and his whole face turned dark.

Jia Lian, who stood outside the door for quite a while, watched Jia Rong leave, paced back and forth, pushed the door in, and saw the two luggage on the table at a glance, feeling even heavier.Taking a deep breath, Jia Lian said in a deep voice, "Situ Le, you can't go on this expedition."

"What?" Situ Le, who was still busy packing his bags, suddenly raised his head and looked at Jia Lian: "Why? I'm not bad at swimming, and I can use new weapons. I practice this martial arts every day, and I've recovered pretty well. ,Argument……"

Situ Le's words stopped abruptly, and he stared blankly at Jia Lian who dragged him into his arms.

"Don't go." Jia Lian hugged Situ Le tightly, and then quickly let go: "Leave me a thought, so that I can let myself come back alive."

"Otherwise, maybe there will be a war and excitement, and I will lead you to lead the way. At that time..." Jia Lian thought for a while, then reached out and hugged Situ Le again: "Although it will make you sad. But knowing that there is someone behind you who cares, I will be more responsible to myself. Like before, King Qin was a bachelor, playing jungle adventures, and almost buried himself in an avalanche. But now, thinking about his father after all, he acts calmly."

After the war is over, he will probably be able to chase his wife wholeheartedly.Taking advantage of his young age, he had the cheek to beg today. This criminal officer is really a good choice. You can walk around and have a look.It is not difficult to give up the military power you have obtained. After all, the army belongs to the country and is for the defense of the country.What Jia Jiajun sounds like is not as powerful as Zhou Chaojun after all.

Two years ago, after he made a decision, he had already relied on his master Tang Yue to take care of Jianghuai affairs. As for his absence all the year round as the procurator, he used his father's witty retaliation—for the case of the Zhen family collaborating with the enemy and treason.

Situ Le stared blankly at Jia Lian, took a deep breath, "Okay!"

After the sound, Situ Le felt an unspeakable sadness in his heart, and suppressed the tears that burst out for no reason: "However, you must come back safely, I...I will not take care of Uncle She for you them."

"Okay. Wait for me to come back, and then we'll go out for a tour of the mountains and water, and throw all those pots to Jia Hu!" Jia Lian narrowed his eyes, raised his hand to wipe Situ Le's tears, and said happily, "What kind of Patriarch is this? The future of any family should be Jia Hu's fault!"

"You..." Situ Le burst into tears and smiled: "You two brothers are really... maybe there was a destiny in the previous life."

"Definitely not." Jia Lian should be confident and confident.

"Okay, let's finish our housework. You have to guard the base camp if you stay, you know?" In order to prevent Situ Le from being too worried about the war, Jia Lian's face became serious, and he amplified his worries about the future political structure by several points Times, flickering, true and false: "The king of Qin and the emperor can be trusted, but now that the princes have entered the court, after all, our identities are a bit embarrassing. No one knows how the emperor's mind was formed. Can we be as good as today? There is a big change in temperament and a turn for the better, and there are very few people who are fearless. Although Humen has experienced war, we have already planned the post-war reconstruction work. Don’t let anyone point fingers and ruin it. No merits are not mentioned. It’s so ruined, others don’t understand how to feel sorry for it, but we can almost say that we started from scratch and earned a little bit, especially in the economic and commercial area, there are many old antiques in the court..."

Outside the house, Jia Rong, who came back with a gift, was so dangerous that she fell ill, humming and stamping her feet.When he saw the shadows leaning on each other just now, he was so excited that he almost didn't draw a pen.

but!

This second uncle is leaving, and he still talks about this to his aunt. Isn't it time to give him a little brother?

After he got over his initial fear of war, he slept alone.It has been two full years from now, and Li Dahai's child is one year old.

Don't think that he is young, he doesn't know, many people go out during the family visit leave, those who can hug their daughter-in-law, and those who don't have a daughter-in-law also go to the brothel.

The two people who were discussing business in the room heard the sound of stomping their feet, looked at each other, and laughed again and again.With their ears, they already knew that there were people outside.And he was familiar with Jia Rong's aura.

But I don't know why this little boy is angry.

Seeing that Jia Lian was also helpless, Situ Le smiled and went out to let Jia Rongti in: "What's the matter, are you so angry?"

"No! If I say it, I mean that the emperor is not in a hurry for the eunuch." Jia Rong sighed, "Forget it, let me show you! I am definitely the best nephew in the world."

After all, Jia Rong carefully took down the scroll and spread it out: "Look, I imitated the idea of ​​the hundred filial piety pictures, and wrote "囍" in nine different fonts, and drew a big fat doll in the middle. Because you They have the same birthday, and they are husband and wife, so I have this idea, right? I wish my uncle and aunt a happy birthday in advance, and kill Xiao Xiao."

Jia Lian looked at the carefully designed congratulatory gift, and stared at He Xi's big fat doll with a strange light in his eyes.

Seeing this, Situ Le's eyes sparkled.Although the previous case of the Chen family was quite strange, there are some things that are normal.This concubine is not remembered, but born.He took the name of Jia Lian's first wife, so he should wait for Jia Lian to come back and discuss how to return it.

When the time comes...well, when the time comes, he can recommend himself to be the child's adoptive father.

Fortunately, she didn't know what Situ Le was thinking at the moment, so Jia Lian accepted the gift with a smile, and then told Jia Rong a few words, using the pretext of assigning homework and sending him back to his room.

When Jia Rong heard the words, as if struck by lightning, her heels immediately took root, her hands tightly clutching the table, refusing to leave.

Situ Le looked up at the eaves, ignoring Jia Rong's eyes calling for help.Now that Jia Lian is about to go to the front line, it would be good for him to have less worries.

"Aunt, you don't love me, don't hurt me, don't pet me anymore."

Hearing this, Jia Lian's face darkened, and he carried Jia Rong back to the room without saying a word.Once back in the room, Jia Lian said succinctly: "Help Second Uncle take care of your aunt, understand? Don't talk about homework, you can play as you please in the land of China."

After a pause, Jia Lian continued: "I know you can't stand the big events like going to the battlefield before. So, just help me keep an eye on him, and don't let other men and women get close to him, can this be done?"

Jia Rong pinched her arm in a trance, gasping for air in pain.When she regained her senses, Jia Rong hugged Jia Lian's arm: "Second Uncle, I knew you were good to Auntie!" He firmly grasped Auntie's heart, which was equivalent to grasping Second Uncle's heart.

"Don't get too close to me, understand?" Jia Lian patted Jia Rong on the forehead: "I'm ten years old, I'm an adult, I still have to pay attention when I should, you know?"

In the blink of an eye, he was reborn nine years ago.When he first arrived, Jia Rong was still nibbling on his fingers in his swaddling baby, and now the child is almost on his shoulders.

"Got it, Second Uncle..." Jia Rong pushed Jia Lian out: "Hurry up and go back and have a baby brother with your aunt. Make love and make out, even counting daytime prostitution, that's only 24 hours."

Jia Lian paused and gritted his teeth: "Who said this word to you?"

"My father, I asked my father why the brothel doesn't open during the day? Girls and sisters turn day and night upside down, which will make the skin bad. He told me that ordinary people, especially hypocrites, feel ashamed to have sex during the day. This night Count it as a fig leaf for them." Jia Rong should be sonorous and forceful, explaining the whole story.

Regarding Jia Rong's "knowledge and talents" caused by the life experience of the elders in the family, Jia Lian took a breath back and forth for a while, and silently accepted it.

I just wanted to let people go back to wash and sleep, but unexpectedly, I heard Jia Rong talking again, her voice was old-fashioned, so I was about to gear up, and pointed out on the spot: "Second uncle, my father gave me a lot when he came to see me earlier. There are a lot of embarrassments in the picture book, or? He said that because he doesn’t know when Xiao Xiaorong will grow up, he will prepare it for me first. When I grow up completely, he will send me a room Girl. For some reason, the emperor found out about it. The emperor said that there are maids in the palace who specialize in teaching personnel affairs, and he will send me two as well..."

"So, I understand very well." Jia Rong said: "Auntie will not give birth to a baby for you like you."

Jia Lian raised his hand, pushed back the popping veins little by little, and said with a smile: "Okay, you say." After finishing speaking, he was beaten up violently!Knowing so much, he still dares to cling to his wife.

"First of all, you are sleeping." Seeing Jia Lian's open-minded and studious appearance, Jia Rong shook her head and talked endlessly: "I slept with Grandpa Qin Wang and Uncle She, and they all hugged each other; although my father didn't My mother, but their sleeping posture is also very relaxed, but they slept with you before. I don’t know if you are still like this now, I woke up in the middle of the night before, and I was almost scared to death. You two slept better than the other. Use a ruler to measure the same, and then sleep with you, remember, the first time I slept with you, I woke up in the middle of the night to pee, and before I got out of bed, you both woke up, like a fake corpse..."

"Secondly..."

Never expected that Jia Rong could list one, two, three, four, five.Although they are all comparing the pair of King Qin and his father, plus a few examples of Jia Zhen and Tang Yuzuo, Hutu and Fu Yu, these two pairs.In addition to admiring Jia Rong's careful observation and summarization ability, he had to talk to these three couples about the issue of "precepts and deeds".

Of course, the most important thing is, does he really have so many problems with Situ Le?

Jia Lian went back to his room in a daze, looking at the bags that Situ Le helped him organize, each bag was sorted by category, and there were small notes attached, not to mention how virtuous he was.

but……

Jia Lian quietly looked at Situ Le who woke up when he heard the movement, and Jia Rong's crisp description of "like a corpse" rang in his ears, his forehead was black.

This does seem to be a problem.

The word vigilance can't be used to explain the past. After all, King Qin also has vigilance, but, sleeping on the same bed, this sleeping position seems to be really regular.

Being watched quietly by Jia Lian, Situ Le was confused: "Are there mosquitoes on my body?"

"No." Jia Lian started to wash and smiled, "It's just that I didn't expect Rong'er to be a big kid and very smart."

"Rely on you as a master, and several masters, of course, also rely on Rong'er herself." Situ Le laughed when he heard this: "Rong'er has become a talent, and you will also have a helper in the future."

"He's a little helper now." After Jia Lian took off his clothes, he blew out the candles, went to bed, turned sideways, and looked at the well-behaved Situ Le by the moonlight, frowning slightly: "I said, it's like sleeping in Chase." The paving is not according to the rules of our two, and a person can lie horizontally in the gap in the middle."

Situ Le didn't understand, so he looked at Jia Lian.

"Lie down, let's talk."

"Oh."

"Come again."

"so?"

"That's it." Jia Lian looked at the people moving around and couldn't get half an inch away, so he simply took the quilt and leaned in.Anyway, it's all shaken... On the wedding night, the cross-border puppy jokes just go with the bark.

Situ Le stared blankly at Jia Lian whose face was close at hand: "Why did you suddenly..."

"Why don't we talk about children's spirits? He can see that we are across the Yangtze River and the Yellow River. What if he gurgles out..."

The tone was drawn out, and Jia Lian left enough space for his imagination before he glanced sideways at Situ Le, "Tell me, we've been sharing the same bed for six years in a blink of an eye, why didn't we notice the problem?"

"Because this is normal and decent, and it's good for your health. Lying on your side with your knees bent is good for your strength, and it's better than lying down." Situ Le was puzzled, and said with confidence: "Listen to my father, he couldn't sleep well when he was a child, and he would be tortured by others." The tutors are training. Even if you are sleeping, you must be decent and graceful, and the auspicious sleeping posture is the best."

"Also... hey, forget it, just hug it and you'll have to deal with it in the future." Jia Lian didn't change his expression: "Don't forget to keep your mouth shut, you know?"

"What the hell did Rong'er, the elf, tell you? Couldn't it be a comparison with Hutu?" Situ Le approached Jia Lian and hugged him backhandedly: "I've never seen you so desperate for face."

Jia Lian smiled, raised her hand to pat the back of Situ Le's head, and whispered in her ear, "Wait for me to come back."

Situ Le was taken aback, and subconsciously hugged Jia Lian tightly: "Okay, I will definitely. I wish you a triumphant return. Don't worry about the military supplies in the rear, I will definitely hold on to it."

"Okay..." Jia Lian was taken aback by the sudden hug, and after hugging her back tightly, the indescribable heat suddenly cooled down.

Letting out a breath slowly, Jia Lian lowered his head: "Situ Le, take off those two lumps on your chest. What do you bring to sleep?"

"Jia Lian, you..."

"My Jia Lian's people, even if this secret is exposed, so what?" Jia Lian's face showed a fierce and unquestionable domineering: "It's a bit true, the most private space between the beds, if we even You can’t even protect your safety, so why talk about other things?”

A needle can be heard in the room for a while, and it is extremely quiet.

"Situ Le, I know, this is the master, this is a kind of benevolence of the master." Jia Lian said in a deep voice, "You don't care if you are a man or a woman. Of course, I, Jia Lian, don't care either. But , since you and I choose to cooperate and become the most intimate couple, then we should face each other the most honestly. You disguised yourself as a woman to explain the so-called rules, and it was a helpless decision in that turbulent era. But sometimes, you Tell yourself too."

Situ Le stared at Jia Lian in a daze.The bright moonlight shone on Jia Lian's extremely solemn and deep eyes, feeling a little confused: "What should I tell myself?" He didn't mind if he was a man or a woman, even the emperor who was most wary of him didn't mind, the freedom he dreamed of before There is also.

His dream now is to help Jia Lian become famous, and then probably go around eating, drinking and having fun, go around to draw a picture, and then burn it for his father to see.

Listening to Situ Le's frank "account" of his life, Jia Lian's eyes were full of grievance and helplessness.How does this tease a rich daughter-in-law whose mind is filled with mess by an omnipotent father-in-law?

Looking at the dumbfounded daughter-in-law who was almost blank in one aspect, Jia Lian condensed thousands of words into one sentence: "Wait for me to go home."

"Okay!" Situ Le deserved it very happily.

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In the twinkling of an eye, it is an auspicious time, and the army of conscripts is ready to go, vowing to wash the Japanese pirates with blood, so as to avoid future troubles forever!

"Our army is invincible! Great Zhou is invincible, long live Huaxia! Pour wine and be strong!" King Qin, as the coach, spoke with a strong air of gold and iron horses, and his heart was shocked when he saw the soldiers.

Only those who are familiar with his style know where King Qin's momentum comes from at this moment.

"The last general will definitely live up to his mission!" Jia Lian and Hu Tu picked up their wine bowls, ignoring the sad eyes, they were extremely heroic, and drank it all in one gulp: "Kill!"

At the same time, 30 soldiers picked up wine bowls and drank booze one by one, "Kill! Defend the family and the country!"

"Board the whole army and set off!"

The author has something to say: Jia Rong, who was assisted by God: "Second Uncle, it is said that girls are all father's little lovers in his previous life."

"so?"

"So do you have anything better than Grandpa Wen?"

Jia Lian: "..."

"Even the emperor's jealousy was solved by Grandpa Wen." Jia Rong said earnestly: "There is no comparison between money and power. You look exactly like Grandpa Wen, and you can't even win the face. As for the comparison Love, Grandpa Wen regards Auntie as a treasure."

Jia Lian: "... At least I'm still alive."