who gave me a song
Chapter 6 Chapter 3 Put down my uncle with a shovel!
Liu Hanru had an uncle who was only six or seven years old, he was cute and cute, and he wanted to kidnap him when he saw him.The most important thing is that he is very obedient, a small apple can coax him away, and when there is no small apple, other fruits are also fine.
It's just a little bit of coaxing with a small apple...
So, from the moment she discovered her brother-in-law's characteristic, Liu Hanru automatically turned on the protection mode to protect her brother-in-law tightly. Anyone who dares to steal will be beaten to death.
Oh, forgot, her uncle is not that uncle, but, her own, the little uncle of her grandma's family.
Abbreviation, Uncle.
It should also be noted that her uncle is not a person, but is indeed a white kitten with pink transparent horns that came out of her grandmother's belly.
When her uncle was born, the family was not in a hurry. After all, when her grandma suddenly became pregnant when she was several decades old, they had already been enlightened and learned that her uncle might be different from ordinary people because of returning to his ancestors.
Although I don't know why it is different from ordinary people, but everyone is also prepared for the ugly little monster that her grandma will give birth to. It can be said that the tolerance cannot be better.
Sure enough, after giving birth to her uncle, the family members did not look at her uncle with strange eyes, but they breathed a sigh of relief.
It's not the ugly little monster on the family map, so they can rest assured.
Then everyone nodded and went to do whatever they had to do.
As her uncle grew up, everyone didn't think so anymore.
Because her uncle is cute!And cute and cute... Who would not want to abduct such a beautiful little thing with only a small fruit without knowing that he is a human being?
So, after her uncle was abducted 780 times within a year, the task of taking care of her uncle was given to Liu Hanru.
So every day, Liu Hanru's task is to bring back her brother-in-law who sneaked away from various places, and to kill those humans who covet her brother-in-law's beauty.
Forget it, it's better not to beat her to death, just half to death. After all, those who dare to take her uncle away are usually people who don't know the situation.Who next door doesn't know that this little white milk cat is her uncle?
What?You do not know?
Are you trying to cover your ears and steal the bell by pretending that you don't know the identity of the uncle, so that you can make excuses if you are caught stealing the uncle?
There are no doors!
This kind of person should be beaten to death, rescued, beaten to death, rescued and beaten to death a thousand times!
On this day, Liu Hanru failed to see her uncle's shadow in his cradle again.
Liu Hanru was very calm, thinking that he probably ran out to play again, so let's go find it~ It's nothing serious!
It's a pity that the truth is often not what people want. It's true that her brother-in-law ran out by himself this time, but it wasn't for fun, but because he was stuck on someone and refused to get off.
Just when Liu Hanru found her uncle, she saw a person hugging her uncle and about to turn his belly, and said: "Little guy, come, let me see if you are a boy or a girl?"
And her uncle was burying his head in that person's arms shyly, and rubbed him obediently.
Liu Hanru:! ! !
She has never experienced this kind of happiness!Her uncle has always treated a junior like her with the dignity of an elder [no], even to her grandma, he is at most a silly begging for hugs, how can there be such lively begging for kisses, begging for hugs, and even taking the initiative to rub human action? ! !
In an instant, Liu Hanru's jealous eyes turned red.
Jealousy really changed people's faces, Liu Hanru felt that she should have been deformed by now, looking at the apprentice who intended to roll over his uncle's belly to see his gender, Liu Hanru immediately exploded on the spot: "Traitor! Give me back to my uncle!" Come on! Stop, who are you? How dare you kidnap my uncle! Take your life!"
"Your?" The man glanced at her provocatively, then lowered his head and asked her uncle: "Little boy, tell me who you belong to? If you belong to someone else, I won't want you."
Then, Liu Hanru watched helplessly as her uncle rebelled.
Her uncle was not as cute and cute as before, and he gave her a vicious look, and then...
Facing her with his butt, he shrunk into the man's arms very aggrieved and did not move.
Liu Hanru:! ! !
This is really her brother-in-law, she didn't recognize the wrong person-oh no, she really didn't recognize the cat?
No, this is her uncle! That's right!
Liu Hanru felt that she was a little tired.
She could only go forward, half-knelt down, looked at her uncle, and persuaded her earnestly: "Uncle, we can't just want to chase someone when we see him. You said he doesn't have a small apple in his hand, and he doesn't have any apples." Without Xiaoguo, why can't you think about running with him? Let's at least pursue it a little bit, right?"
In the end, her uncle just babbled and babbled a few times, and didn't even give him a straight face.
"You said you liked him, and he has the smell of a little apple—isn't it? Isn't this lying to you? Are you willing to go with him without a little apple and only with a breath? Uncle, can we stop being so easy to kidnap, at least we have to There are two catties of small apples, right? He doesn’t have any, are you stupid?”
Then, her brother-in-law kicked her out of embarrassment and angrily called her a fool.
"Okay, okay, I'm a fool, okay? Can we go back now?" Liu Hanru rebelliously grabbed her uncle's long tail and got a loving flick.
However, Liu Hanru's thoughts at this moment are not that her uncle whipped her or something, but: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Ahhh!
Then her heart was overwhelmed by ah ah ah.
The person holding her brother-in-law gave her a disgusted look, and then ran away while holding her brother-in-law in his arms.
Until then, Liu Hanru didn't notice the other person's appearance.
A sense of suffocation hit his face, Liu Han felt like his blood bar was empty.She thought that she could probably understand why her uncle was willing to throw himself into someone's arms...
Because this person is simply breathtakingly beautiful!With a face like her, how could she not understand her uncle, so she waved her hand generously and said: "Beauty, you can hug my uncle as long as you want, just do whatever you want, don't feel pressured!"
Dishu glanced at her, and said two hehes in his heart: Heh, human beings.
How long do I hug you? Does it matter to you?Can you stop it?joke!
Looking at the idiot-like smiling face of the woman opposite, Di Shu felt even more disgusted, thinking that this generation of human beings is no good, and is not at all as good as his apprentice.Forget it, then I won't teach her to sing. Originally, for the sake of cutie, he could still teach her, but now——
Hey -- I hate it!
With this kind of relative... No, I can't let her bring the little guy down, I have to hurry up and take him away!
So he turned his head and walked away without delay.
Leaving Liu Hanru behind howling: "Uncle, remember to go back when you've had enough fun, or I will be beaten to death by my dad and grandma. Do you have the heart to see your lovely niece die at a young age?"
Uncle: "Squeak, chirp, chirp!"
I can bear it, and I can bear it very much, you can die, now!
Liu Hanru who vaguely heard what her uncle said: ...
Is it my own...
Did you pick me up?Wang cried out.
"What about your uncle?"
Seeing Liu Hanru going back alone, her father asked with some doubts.
Liu Hanru glanced at him faintly, sighed, walked around his father without saying a word, and left.
Looking at the back of his daughter Xiao Suo, her father: ...
Is this kid crazy?
"What about your uncle?"
Her grandma stopped her and looked into her arms, but she didn't see Xiao Miao.
I looked over her head and back, but there wasn't even a cat hair, let alone the kitten.
"Why didn't I see your uncle? Didn't he find it? Or didn't he bring it back?" Her grandma asked suspiciously.
Liu Hanru replied angrily: "What can I do? Uncle, he insists on running with wild men, and I am also very desperate!"
As a matter of course, Liu Hanru who owed her money got the candied dates from her grandma, her own mother, and her own father who followed her.
Liu Hanru: Overturn the table, this day can't go on!
However, looking at the three covetous humans around him, Liu Hanru withdrew his claws that wanted to lift the table with a guilty conscience, and put his back obediently behind his back.
"Well, my uncle coveted other people's beauty, and ran away with a very good-looking man. I can't do anything if he doesn't come back with me! After all, he is my uncle, but I am not his uncle." Liu Han Rutan Spread your hands, "What can I do? I have to come back by myself?"
"Oh, that's it. Then it's okay, you get out." Her mother waved her to get out.
Liu Hanru: If I hadn't inherited your face control, Mom, I would definitely think I picked it up!
Her mother: I don't want to admit that you are my own. Thank you. If it weren't for my own, I would have lost you a long time ago. Who would want to support you?
Liu Hanru: Uncle QAQ is your own, right?
Her mother: I really want to!
What Liu Hanru didn't know was that after she left, the three of them were secretly discussing whether they should use the name of looking for their son/brother/brother-in-law to see how the person who was being clung to by the little Naimiao looked like. How pretty.
After all, who is not a face control?
Liu Hanru didn't know what those dogs were doing behind her back, but she just let it go easily.
Anyway, they didn't want to lure her brother-in-law away with fruit, but her brother-in-law coveted his beauty and would not let go, they were very relieved.
Liu Hanru clearly knew why they were so relaxed about taking her brother-in-law away. After all, this wasn't something that happened once or twice, right?
Her brother-in-law has completely inherited their family's tradition of face control. Generally, it's not because someone kidnapped him with a small apple, it's because her brother-in-law likes other people's beauty and wants to take a second look.
When he has seen enough, he will naturally run back by himself.This is completely different from being abducted with a small apple or something.
So, after the first anxiety, the second panic, and the third anxiety, after a hundred or eighty times, who would still get angry in a hurry?
No way!When he sees enough and is willing to come back in two days, pick him up, or let him come back by himself.
Besides, if her uncle didn't see enough and didn't want to come back, he would come back obediently after her grandma found her.
Anyway, her uncle won't be at a disadvantage, nor will anyone take advantage of him.
Although, this time his brother-in-law begged for a kiss and hug, and automatically nestled into someone's arms, it was slightly different from before when he was only willing to squat on other people's heads and resolutely refused to let them touch.
But this is not a problem, without Little Apple, her uncle is not so easy to kidnap after all!
It's just a little bit of coaxing with a small apple...
So, from the moment she discovered her brother-in-law's characteristic, Liu Hanru automatically turned on the protection mode to protect her brother-in-law tightly. Anyone who dares to steal will be beaten to death.
Oh, forgot, her uncle is not that uncle, but, her own, the little uncle of her grandma's family.
Abbreviation, Uncle.
It should also be noted that her uncle is not a person, but is indeed a white kitten with pink transparent horns that came out of her grandmother's belly.
When her uncle was born, the family was not in a hurry. After all, when her grandma suddenly became pregnant when she was several decades old, they had already been enlightened and learned that her uncle might be different from ordinary people because of returning to his ancestors.
Although I don't know why it is different from ordinary people, but everyone is also prepared for the ugly little monster that her grandma will give birth to. It can be said that the tolerance cannot be better.
Sure enough, after giving birth to her uncle, the family members did not look at her uncle with strange eyes, but they breathed a sigh of relief.
It's not the ugly little monster on the family map, so they can rest assured.
Then everyone nodded and went to do whatever they had to do.
As her uncle grew up, everyone didn't think so anymore.
Because her uncle is cute!And cute and cute... Who would not want to abduct such a beautiful little thing with only a small fruit without knowing that he is a human being?
So, after her uncle was abducted 780 times within a year, the task of taking care of her uncle was given to Liu Hanru.
So every day, Liu Hanru's task is to bring back her brother-in-law who sneaked away from various places, and to kill those humans who covet her brother-in-law's beauty.
Forget it, it's better not to beat her to death, just half to death. After all, those who dare to take her uncle away are usually people who don't know the situation.Who next door doesn't know that this little white milk cat is her uncle?
What?You do not know?
Are you trying to cover your ears and steal the bell by pretending that you don't know the identity of the uncle, so that you can make excuses if you are caught stealing the uncle?
There are no doors!
This kind of person should be beaten to death, rescued, beaten to death, rescued and beaten to death a thousand times!
On this day, Liu Hanru failed to see her uncle's shadow in his cradle again.
Liu Hanru was very calm, thinking that he probably ran out to play again, so let's go find it~ It's nothing serious!
It's a pity that the truth is often not what people want. It's true that her brother-in-law ran out by himself this time, but it wasn't for fun, but because he was stuck on someone and refused to get off.
Just when Liu Hanru found her uncle, she saw a person hugging her uncle and about to turn his belly, and said: "Little guy, come, let me see if you are a boy or a girl?"
And her uncle was burying his head in that person's arms shyly, and rubbed him obediently.
Liu Hanru:! ! !
She has never experienced this kind of happiness!Her uncle has always treated a junior like her with the dignity of an elder [no], even to her grandma, he is at most a silly begging for hugs, how can there be such lively begging for kisses, begging for hugs, and even taking the initiative to rub human action? ! !
In an instant, Liu Hanru's jealous eyes turned red.
Jealousy really changed people's faces, Liu Hanru felt that she should have been deformed by now, looking at the apprentice who intended to roll over his uncle's belly to see his gender, Liu Hanru immediately exploded on the spot: "Traitor! Give me back to my uncle!" Come on! Stop, who are you? How dare you kidnap my uncle! Take your life!"
"Your?" The man glanced at her provocatively, then lowered his head and asked her uncle: "Little boy, tell me who you belong to? If you belong to someone else, I won't want you."
Then, Liu Hanru watched helplessly as her uncle rebelled.
Her uncle was not as cute and cute as before, and he gave her a vicious look, and then...
Facing her with his butt, he shrunk into the man's arms very aggrieved and did not move.
Liu Hanru:! ! !
This is really her brother-in-law, she didn't recognize the wrong person-oh no, she really didn't recognize the cat?
No, this is her uncle! That's right!
Liu Hanru felt that she was a little tired.
She could only go forward, half-knelt down, looked at her uncle, and persuaded her earnestly: "Uncle, we can't just want to chase someone when we see him. You said he doesn't have a small apple in his hand, and he doesn't have any apples." Without Xiaoguo, why can't you think about running with him? Let's at least pursue it a little bit, right?"
In the end, her uncle just babbled and babbled a few times, and didn't even give him a straight face.
"You said you liked him, and he has the smell of a little apple—isn't it? Isn't this lying to you? Are you willing to go with him without a little apple and only with a breath? Uncle, can we stop being so easy to kidnap, at least we have to There are two catties of small apples, right? He doesn’t have any, are you stupid?”
Then, her brother-in-law kicked her out of embarrassment and angrily called her a fool.
"Okay, okay, I'm a fool, okay? Can we go back now?" Liu Hanru rebelliously grabbed her uncle's long tail and got a loving flick.
However, Liu Hanru's thoughts at this moment are not that her uncle whipped her or something, but: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Ahhh!
Then her heart was overwhelmed by ah ah ah.
The person holding her brother-in-law gave her a disgusted look, and then ran away while holding her brother-in-law in his arms.
Until then, Liu Hanru didn't notice the other person's appearance.
A sense of suffocation hit his face, Liu Han felt like his blood bar was empty.She thought that she could probably understand why her uncle was willing to throw himself into someone's arms...
Because this person is simply breathtakingly beautiful!With a face like her, how could she not understand her uncle, so she waved her hand generously and said: "Beauty, you can hug my uncle as long as you want, just do whatever you want, don't feel pressured!"
Dishu glanced at her, and said two hehes in his heart: Heh, human beings.
How long do I hug you? Does it matter to you?Can you stop it?joke!
Looking at the idiot-like smiling face of the woman opposite, Di Shu felt even more disgusted, thinking that this generation of human beings is no good, and is not at all as good as his apprentice.Forget it, then I won't teach her to sing. Originally, for the sake of cutie, he could still teach her, but now——
Hey -- I hate it!
With this kind of relative... No, I can't let her bring the little guy down, I have to hurry up and take him away!
So he turned his head and walked away without delay.
Leaving Liu Hanru behind howling: "Uncle, remember to go back when you've had enough fun, or I will be beaten to death by my dad and grandma. Do you have the heart to see your lovely niece die at a young age?"
Uncle: "Squeak, chirp, chirp!"
I can bear it, and I can bear it very much, you can die, now!
Liu Hanru who vaguely heard what her uncle said: ...
Is it my own...
Did you pick me up?Wang cried out.
"What about your uncle?"
Seeing Liu Hanru going back alone, her father asked with some doubts.
Liu Hanru glanced at him faintly, sighed, walked around his father without saying a word, and left.
Looking at the back of his daughter Xiao Suo, her father: ...
Is this kid crazy?
"What about your uncle?"
Her grandma stopped her and looked into her arms, but she didn't see Xiao Miao.
I looked over her head and back, but there wasn't even a cat hair, let alone the kitten.
"Why didn't I see your uncle? Didn't he find it? Or didn't he bring it back?" Her grandma asked suspiciously.
Liu Hanru replied angrily: "What can I do? Uncle, he insists on running with wild men, and I am also very desperate!"
As a matter of course, Liu Hanru who owed her money got the candied dates from her grandma, her own mother, and her own father who followed her.
Liu Hanru: Overturn the table, this day can't go on!
However, looking at the three covetous humans around him, Liu Hanru withdrew his claws that wanted to lift the table with a guilty conscience, and put his back obediently behind his back.
"Well, my uncle coveted other people's beauty, and ran away with a very good-looking man. I can't do anything if he doesn't come back with me! After all, he is my uncle, but I am not his uncle." Liu Han Rutan Spread your hands, "What can I do? I have to come back by myself?"
"Oh, that's it. Then it's okay, you get out." Her mother waved her to get out.
Liu Hanru: If I hadn't inherited your face control, Mom, I would definitely think I picked it up!
Her mother: I don't want to admit that you are my own. Thank you. If it weren't for my own, I would have lost you a long time ago. Who would want to support you?
Liu Hanru: Uncle QAQ is your own, right?
Her mother: I really want to!
What Liu Hanru didn't know was that after she left, the three of them were secretly discussing whether they should use the name of looking for their son/brother/brother-in-law to see how the person who was being clung to by the little Naimiao looked like. How pretty.
After all, who is not a face control?
Liu Hanru didn't know what those dogs were doing behind her back, but she just let it go easily.
Anyway, they didn't want to lure her brother-in-law away with fruit, but her brother-in-law coveted his beauty and would not let go, they were very relieved.
Liu Hanru clearly knew why they were so relaxed about taking her brother-in-law away. After all, this wasn't something that happened once or twice, right?
Her brother-in-law has completely inherited their family's tradition of face control. Generally, it's not because someone kidnapped him with a small apple, it's because her brother-in-law likes other people's beauty and wants to take a second look.
When he has seen enough, he will naturally run back by himself.This is completely different from being abducted with a small apple or something.
So, after the first anxiety, the second panic, and the third anxiety, after a hundred or eighty times, who would still get angry in a hurry?
No way!When he sees enough and is willing to come back in two days, pick him up, or let him come back by himself.
Besides, if her uncle didn't see enough and didn't want to come back, he would come back obediently after her grandma found her.
Anyway, her uncle won't be at a disadvantage, nor will anyone take advantage of him.
Although, this time his brother-in-law begged for a kiss and hug, and automatically nestled into someone's arms, it was slightly different from before when he was only willing to squat on other people's heads and resolutely refused to let them touch.
But this is not a problem, without Little Apple, her uncle is not so easy to kidnap after all!
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