who gave me a song

Hu Yan and Xie Lingzhuo always knew that Master doted on the kitten he had been holding in his arms, but they didn't know the reason.Because their master would never look like a cat slave anyway.Besides, who would pet a cat more like a little lover than a child?

Hu Yan and Xie Lingzhuo said they couldn't understand.

Just like Xie Lingzhuo couldn't understand how his brother could like a woman like Qiu Shuyue, and Hu Yan couldn't understand how her cousin and nephew got together.

Why?Something seems wrong?

What was wrong, the two of them couldn't tell, so they had to give up.

……

The kitten is not a real kitten, everyone can see that, after all, no one has ever seen a cat with two small horns.However, many people don't know that there is actually a person inside a kitten.

The kitten is from the Liu family, named Liu Ke. When he was young, he liked to eat small apples, and bullied his niece, Liu Hanru.No one knows whether it was real bullying, or active and passive bullying.

After being by Dishu's side for so long, the kitten is already different from the past. The biggest change is that the kitten no longer likes to eat small apples but eats meat instead.Also, the kitten has grown up, both in size and mind.

At the same time, the kitty also vaguely sensed in his heart that the person holding him is his own wife, so he must keep an eye on it, and not let others abduct him!

Otherwise, he would have no wife!

Although his mind has grown up, it only fits his body, and Liu Ke himself is only about ten years old. No matter how mature his mind is, he is still just a child...

Well, with the IQ of a ten-year-old.

It is no longer like before, although the actual age is nearly seven years old, the mentality is only two or three years old, the kind that can be abducted with just a small apple.

We need to know, what are the characteristics of a ten-year-old child?That is possessiveness.

Oh, maybe it’s not what ten-year-old children possess. To be precise, children are very possessive when they start to perceive the world and when they really mature in adolescence.

If you don’t believe me, even if it’s a one-year-old baby, you can ask his parents to hug other children in front of him.No matter how much fun she had at that time, how happy she was in her heart, when he saw his embrace being occupied by someone else, his expression would stiffen instantly, and the next second he would burst into tears.

And his parents have to leave the other children and rush to coax him, otherwise he will be very angry, and the way they are angry is to cry for you.

Don't say he is still young and ignorant, let's just talk about children in their teens. Many children are not his mothers asking him, when you want a little brother or sister, his face is instantly pulled down, and he says to his parents, If you dare to give birth, I dare to strangle you to death.

It can be said to be very possessive.

Of course, such extreme examples are only isolated, and there are more of them like Liu Ke. The daughter-in-law will not be happy if she talks to others a few more times. himself.

Or, like the first time I saw Hu Yan, he climbed directly from his arms to his face, and then covered his eyes, licked the corners of his mouth, chirping, chirping, meow, ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow Look at me, don't look at others.

It couldn't have been more direct, less artificial, and more revealing.

It's a pity that Dishu hasn't been able to learn his weird cat language, so Dishu can't understand what he said at all!

(Liu Ke: I'm still not a person with the same fate!

Dishu: Those with the same fate, what is that, can it be eaten? )

So even if the two have the same fate, before Dishu awakened his true power, Liu Ke, that is, Feng Ke only vaguely remembered that this was his daughter-in-law and regarded himself as a real cat. It is also impossible to think through the mind.

Please let us mourn for a second of silence for Liu Ke who is still being raised by his own wife as a kitten.

Okay, after a second of silence, we can continue to gloat and gossip about the two or three things about these two.

Although we all know that Emperor Shu is the founder of this world, that is, the master of this world.It's a pity that Dishu doesn't know, he only knows that he can create many things, and make many substances in this world change according to his will.

For example, if the kitten likes shiny stones, Dishu would really conjure up a lot of stones for him. When the kitten disliked it, Dishu would throw it aside and ignore it. He threw it, saying that this is the top-grade jade soul, he would have already floated away like pebbles, let alone brought them with him.

Although, the so-called bringing it to him is just stuffing it into a space crack and creating a small chaotic space to hold things.

At the beginning, the two apprentices were shocked by his behavior as a local tyrant, but Xie Lingzhuo was fine, he was generally calm.Hu Yan is different, having a cousin who is so lucky is enough for her to envy and hate, if the other party is not her junior, Hu Yan thinks that she might be like many people, secretly thinking of going up to rob Lexue Zhu.

But now meeting such a master who spends money like water, what does Hu Yan think her cousin is?That little bit of luck is not good enough in front of her master, okay?

Is this one who can directly create something that doesn't exist?

Hu Yan felt that she was about to go crazy with jealousy [No, I keep repeating this sentence in my heart every day-jealousy makes me unrecognizable.

But after looking at it, she calmed down. Her master is not an ordinary person, and she is not afraid of being snatched by others. After all, after you snatch it back, it may not matter whether the things in your hands have changed or not.

Of course, the most important thing is that her master seldom appears in front of people, saying that he must maintain his mystery and cannot appear in front of others at will.

All of them are like that.

However, when you asked about the origin of their clan, her master couldn't explain clearly, but just knocked her head in confusion, and said, "I forgot too. But it's not important, as long as you know that master, I am a very powerful person." Exist, just keep your respect."

Xie Lingzhuo: ...

Hu Yan: ...

Is it okay to have such an unreliable master?Also, Master, you really can't be respected like this.

The psychology of the two of them was strangely synchronized at this moment.

……

Once, when she knew that her master was a singer, and that the purpose of taking her in was to teach her to sing, Hu Yan was very confused.

Because in her opinion, as far as her master's level and aesthetics are concerned, it's good enough not to scare people to death, so why teach others how to sing?Misleading the younger generation, isn't it?

Later, Hu Yan discovered that she was indeed right, her master's aesthetics was indeed fascinating.

For example, Hu Yan sang the same piece melodiously and melodiously, with smooth and beautiful tones, but her senior brother sang it like ghosts crying and wolves howling, which can stop children from crying at night.

At that time, Hu Yan thought happily: Sure enough, she is very talented!

Then, she realized she was wrong, and wrong very much.

How could she think that a person who can teach an apprentice like her big brother and praise him so much is a normal person?

Her master is simply sick!

Hu Yan once thought that her master was just encouraging the big brother, and she praised him against her will because she was afraid that he would be ashamed and self-destructive when he knew his true level.

Later, she realized that she was still too naive.Her master is not praising against his will, he simply thinks that her elder brother sings very well, it couldn't be more beautiful, right?

So Hu Yan was scolded by her master.

Hu Yan: wtf!Am I crazy or is the world crazy?Prosperous and in a trance, I think I probably got this hallucination when I was drunk...

Then her master overturned her tortoise shell, drove her out of her own world, and forced her to face this naked reality——her master and senior brothers all have abnormal aesthetics, not normal people!

Seeing that her senior brother wanted to comfort her, but he didn't know what to say.It's like a bully who meets a worthless scumbag and wants to comfort him but doesn't know what he has to praise.

In the end, her senior brother babbled and ate for a long time, and only muttered: "Although you don't have the talent to sing, junior sister, but... your mechanics are still superb! So junior sister, don't feel inferior..."

Hu Yan: Which eye do you see that I am inferior?I step on the horse obviously because of the grief of these two masters and senior brothers who are already hopeless, okay!

Xie Lingzhuo: Both eyes saw it.

Hu Yan: ...then you are blind.

So, Hu Yan was forced to live like this, and was looked at by two human beings with abnormal aesthetics with heartbroken expressions that could not support the wall, again and again.

Hu Yan: Thank you, I will never admit my mistakes and never repent!

After all, I don't want to be a heretic who is obsessed with aesthetics. The two of you, brother and master, are enough.

Really, I won't lie to you, I won't get involved, please let me go...

Therefore, one day, when Hu Yan heard a clear singing voice with a familiar tune from her master, Hu Yan's expression was undoubtedly surprised.

What was even more shocking was that after the end of the song, her master's voice also sounded, and her master said, "Ke Ke, your singing is still as good as ever."

The voice can be described as very sincere, without adulteration.

Hu Yan was thinking at this moment: Could it be that my master is crazy?

In the same way, she also saw this sentence in the eyes of the elder brother who came over at some time.

"Disciples, what are you doing at the master's gate? Come in, come in, and meet your mistress." Di Shu's voice sounded at this moment, waking up the two stunned disciples.

"Teacher, teacher, teacher's wife?"

The two walked in, only to find that there was a man beside the master.Compared with Master's elegant and overly androgynous good-looking face, this person's appearance and temperament are completely different.

Although this man's appearance is also very attractive, but it makes people feel awe, and more attention should be paid to his calmness and the aura of a superior after restraining his spirit.

Hu Yan/Xie Lingzhuo: Is this really the teacher's wife?Master, don't scare me!

"Don't listen to one by one, just call Shigong."

"Master!" The two called out obediently and obediently.

But one by one?

Master actually has such a cute name!

Hu Yan thought to herself, and was scared away by the way her master looked at her.

Fuck!Master and I really don't have an affair, master, you have to trust me!

But having said that, Master, why do you have the same eyes as that kitten who is always hostile to me?

Could it be...

He really is?

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