who gave me a song

Ever since he took the task of escorting Le Xuezhu, Leng Ling felt that he might be a little...

Regret?

He had never seen a person who could talk so much without resting for a moment.He can talk about life philosophy from poetry and poetry, and then from psychological analysis to material formation.Even once, Le Xuezhu was able to improvise a song about the differences in the anatomical structures of various creatures and what their physiology and psychology can reflect.

Leng Ling said that he didn't want to know, he just wanted to be quiet.

Sometimes even being annoyed too much by him, Leng Ling thought in his heart that it would be fine to just leave him, and it would be fine if he didn't accept the mission.

But then I thought that this was my cousin's nephew, in other words, my nephew, even though this nephew was three years older than him.

As for the juniors, Leng Ling has always been more protective.

Therefore, every time when ice condenses in his heart, Leng Ling convinces himself in his heart (or it can also be called brainwashing): Forget it, forget it, this is your nephew, you have to bear it, you have to bear it...

As a result, the frost in his heart condensed and scattered, scattered and gathered again, but Le Xuezhu didn't find anything wrong once, and was still talking non-stop with the little friend he just met.

At this moment, Le Xuezhu's heart is like this: Ah!This little guy is great!I've been talking for so long and he didn't tell me to shut up!It really is my bosom friend!

Therefore, he talked more and more cheerfully, and even the oldest ancestor of his family who is still alive has shaken out what color underwear he usually wears.

Oh, and what kind of socks his cousin likes...

Veins popped out of Leng Ling's head, and he said to himself that I'm not at all interested in whether your ancestor likes slipping away or not, and what kind of socks your cousin Hu Yan likes to wear!

Besides, my cousin only likes to wear cotton socks, so she doesn't like to wear silk mixed with burlap!

wtf!How do I know what kind of socks my cousin likes to wear!

Probably because his socks were made for him by his aunt?And his aunt said that his cousin was too picky and only wore socks made by his aunt?

Then, because his aunt can only make socks, and his cousin doesn't need so much fabric to make a few pairs of socks, so that his aunt made a bunch of socks for them juniors, so he also has a share?

No no no!It feels like if this continues, he will be successfully brainwashed by Le Xuezhu, and he will go on the path of insanity from then on and never look back.

It can't go on like this anymore, Leng Ling's eyes are full of murderous intent, he stands up and wants to--

"Let me tell you, don't look at my second uncle's serious look at ordinary times, in fact, he is very sullen in his heart, Lingling, do you know why? Because that day——"

"Oh." So what, and how did you call out the name Lingling?

Leng Ling finally said the first sentence of the day.

"Let me tell you, when I went to my second uncle's house to play that day, I saw the clothes in his closet. Do you know what color it is?"

Le Xuezhu, who didn't get a response, was still excited: "That's a cabinet full of red underpants! My God! Can you imagine how disillusioned I was at that time! My second uncle, the one who kept a picture all day The face and clothes are black, and you owe me three old-fashioned looks, but there is a closet full of red underpants! It's scary!"

Leng Ling...

"And the time I was trying to figure out what different songs would do to animals, so I had a cage of rabbits. Ah, this stuff breeds really fast, and then one gets out of control and they all die. "

So is there any causal connection here?

"Of course, otherwise, why would I say this?" Le Xuezhu rolled his eyes at him, and then said, "Didn't I just practice mourning songs at that time~ I couldn't control myself and wanted to sing a few lines, but I didn't know where it was. Something went wrong, one didn’t control it, it drove all the rabbits in the cage crazy, and they rushed towards their companions indiscriminately.”

"If rabbits could talk, I guess the one that collapsed first would yell, 'Mum, how can there be such an ugly song, I'm going to be crazy', and the other rabbits probably wouldn't be far behind and say, 'Boy, you Don’t think about being alone, having fun together is the way to go, let’s all come together’, and then grinned grinningly and knocked the other party and himself to death, leaving behind a little cub.”

"Although I don't know why I can see grinning smiles on their faces, but I really don't feel wrong. Is the song I sang that bad? It's hard to hear that they are actually going to commit suicide!!! It's too shocking! Okay Well, I admit that I did it on purpose. I just wanted to make up a song that could have physical attack power, but I didn’t expect it to turn into a mental attack? I didn’t dare to use this song later. If it really came out, the world would be in chaos ? Oh no, I won’t, because at present, only I can sing this song, and no one else can, so don’t worry about the chaos in the world.”

Stop, stop, your brain is turning a little too fast, you just said to leave a cub? ? ?Didn't they all die? ! ! !

But according to Le Xuezhu's self-righteous temperament, Leng Ling knew the follow-up without even opening his mouth.

really--

"To tell you the truth, that little cub is also very powerful. He knew how to crawl out from the cracks in the cages that other rabbits had knocked down by nesting in the corner. That's why he was not pretended to be dead or bitten to death by those crazy rabbits."

"But later, I discovered that this little brat is not a rabbit, but a little white mouse that sneaked into Ru."

"So I didn't dare to keep things anymore, I was afraid that one day I would have an idea and harm my life."

Leng Ling's indifferent face, so you know it too!

"I saw that little white mouse was so tenacious, so I thought I'd just keep it, but I didn't pay attention to one, and it ate too much, and it died."

Leng Ling: ...

"Then I sang a requiem to it. To be honest, I can sing a requiem well. Do you want to listen to it?"

After speaking, regardless of Leng Ling's objection (because Leng Ling basically ignored him), Le Xuezhu went straight to sing.

Sure enough, he is indeed the most talented singer in Lejia, and his export is really extraordinary.

Before falling asleep, Leng Ling thought so.

……

"Hey! Lingling, wake up! If you don't wake up, I'll eat your dinner too! Kacha Kacha——Bah, bah, this fruit is really sour."

"You said that you can really sleep, this is the first time, why not only did you not become immune to the Requiem, but instead aggravated the reaction! You actually slept for a whole day this time! The first time you only slept for an hour Ah! I have roasted five chickens, and now the sixth one is almost mushy. If you don’t wake up, Lingling, we will really have no dinner! I’ve been eating fruit for a whole day, and I’m almost hungry died!"

"Lingling? Lingling, spirit, spirit, spirit, spirit, spirit, spirit, spirit, spirit, spirit, spirit, spirit, spirit,

"Shut up!" Leng Ling pushed the noisy guy away, picked him up and put him on the mat that was laid beside him, and said, "Don't come here and make trouble for me."

"Wow! Lingling, you actually talked so much today! It's so rare! It's worth celebrating. Hey, Lingling, hurry up, the chicken over there is going to be mushy!"

Looking back, Leng Ling felt a little pain in his flesh.

Although I know that the people in the Le family have always been very lucky, and Le Xuezhu is even worse, but is this an old nest full of five-element birds?No, the Five Elements Bird doesn't live alone?There is also the fruit next to it that Le Xuezhu commented was too sour, and he took a bite but threw it aside. If he read it correctly, it was a flaming fruit?For their Leng family, the cherished fruit used to help young children control the cold in their bodies?

Looking at the chicken next to it that has been roasted into black charcoal - the five-element bird, this kind of bird is delicious and very popular. If you sell one, you can build a small house near Leng's house.

As a result, there were five of them that had turned into carbon.

Even Leng Ling, who didn't care much about things outside his body like money, felt a little powerless.

No wonder there are so many people coveting the Le family as soon as they go out, there are countless people who follow sneakily, and there are countless people who come directly to snatch it.Who wouldn't want to have this baby's physique?

Although people may not be easy to snatch, but the treasures they encounter can always be snatched, right?It's better to act than to be excited, let's form a group~

Therefore, this is why the Le family who fight against the five scum rarely go out, and they must hire someone when they go out.

Without thinking about it, Leng Ling calmly roasted the "chicken", sprinkled some salt, picked up the Yanguo that Le Xuezhu threw on the ground, washed it, and reached out to greet Le Xuezhu.

"Lingling, don't you want me to come over and make trouble?" Le Xuezhu, who was slapped and ran over by Leng Ling's slap, still didn't forget to slap Leng Ling who turned back.

Leng Lingmo handed Le Xuezhu the fruit that had been washed and peeled off the tooth marks, and said, "Squeeze the juice."

"This?" Le Xuezhu looked at Leng Ling in surprise, and said, "What can such a sour thing do?"

But seeing that Leng Ling ignored him, Le Xuezhu felt relieved and went to squeeze the juice honestly.

Leng Ling concentrated on spreading a layer of honey and some other seasonings on the "chicken" meat, and the aroma instantly dissipated, making Le Xuezhu, who was squeezing the juice, forget what he was doing.

Seeing the people next to him looking at him eagerly, Leng Ling took off the roasted meat, cut it into pieces and brought it to Le Xuezhu's mouth.

Le Xuezhu, who didn't know he was being taken care of, opened his mouth and bit the piece of meat, chewing slowly.

Probably the food fit his taste so well that he ate most of it without knowing it.

Suddenly, a water glass was handed in front of Le Xuezhu, and he realized that he had eaten too much, and now he was a little full.

"Don't drink, no, my stomach feels like it's going to explode. I didn't realize that chicken is so delicious before! It's Lingling, you roast meat so well, I feel like I've gotten fat recently." Le Xuezhu touched Rubbing his stomach, deeply worried.

"Take a sip to promote digestion."

"Really?" Le Xuezhu looked at Leng Ling suspiciously.

Then he was forcibly poured into a cup of sweet and sour water...

But no matter how delicious it is, it can't resist being fed a stomach full of water when it is about to die!He doesn't intend to drink it?Leng Ling, are you trying to murder?

When Le Xuezhu was about to glare, he found——

"Eh? Don't hold it anymore? Lingling, you are really amazing! Just like my little cousin, she is also amazing! It's just that since I was a child, my little cousin didn't dare to let me Touching her things, unless it's done, she won't let me touch it..."

"This, isn't it?" Leng Ling felt that his cousin was quite reasonable, she just threw away the finished things, it doesn't matter if you take them away, anyway, she will dispose of them in the end.

"Little cousin is the most stingy about her works, okay?"

Leng Ling: I think we are probably not talking about the same person.

and so……

"Ah Zhu, did you move the parts of her unfinished work?"

But isn't my cousin always hiding these things well?Also, most of her current works are made of metal parts, how do you destroy them?

"Everyone has a dark history, don't repeat the past..." Le Xuezhu replied silently.

Leng Ling: ...

It seems that he has to re-evaluate what Le Xuezhu raises and dies [see details of the flowers, plants and small animals he raised but never lived for a long time, (including those that have been raised for a relatively long time, and they have been driven crazy before they have had time to reproduce) The rabbit)], touch what destroys what kind of physique [see the countless parts of Hu Yan that he destroyed from childhood to adulthood for details]...

Leng Ling thought to himself.

The author has something to say:

To celebrate Oni-chan getting himself into the hospital on his birthday...

Really, on the day of my birthday, due to poisoning...

For this, I am deeply impressed!

I think Oni-chan might come and beat me when he sees it, so slip away