A fortune teller who can't tell fortunes

The mountain god was very vigilant, felt that someone was watching him, and immediately looked over. Niu Gengbao calmly shifted his gaze under the cover of his sunglasses, but the mountain god didn't notice anything wrong, frowned, quickly wiped the table and left.

"Keep up," Duobao reminded in a low voice.

Niu Gengbao asked, "What are you going to do?"

"Accept him," Duobao said maliciously.

Catch a fairy?This sounds unreliable, but Niu Gengbao likes it. He stood up and said to his father and grandma, "I'm going to take a pee, see you at the door later."

"I'm going too", Liang Qi sucked the last mouthful of noodles, and he was about to get up, Li Feng also wanted to intervene when he saw this, "and me"

Niu Gengbao was speechless, "What are you going to do? Do you want to form a group for this matter?"

Liang Qi said, "You can't hold back your urine, holding in too much is bad for your health."

Li Feng nodded, "Yes, yes!"

Niu Gengbao asked Ah Zhong, "Are you coming too?"

"I have to leave someone to take care of me, so I won't go," Ah Zhong shook his head.

Niu Gengbao said to Liang Qi and Li Feng, "Look at Brother Zhong, learn a little bit"

Liang Qi and Li Feng looked at each other as if they didn't hear.

Niu Da and Wang Aizhen were watching the play and did not interrupt. Niu Gengyou took a big mouthful of noodle soup and struggled to get off his milk leg. Wang Aizhen held him down and said, "Oh, Ayou, don't go added to the chaos"

The three went straight out of Qingshui Cave, and Duobao reminded, "It went to the left."

This Sushan mountain is gentle and the scenery is ordinary. In the early winter, the vegetation has already withered, and the whole mountain looks a bit desolate.Niu Gengbao walked as fast as walking on flat ground, but for Liang Qi and Li Feng, who were not used to walking on mountain roads, they staggered a little.

"Master, slow down!", Li Feng couldn't help shouting.

Niu Gengbao turned a deaf ear to it, but walked even faster, because Duobao urged him urgently, Liang Qi looked at the receding figure and said to Li Feng, "Little Banxian is tricky."

Li Feng touched his chin and said, "I think so too."

"Go, follow and have a look"

Except for the road leading directly to Qingshui Cave, where pilgrims offer incense, there is no serious road on Sushan Mountain. After the two of them had walked for a long time, Liang Qi stopped suddenly, and Li Feng, who was walking behind, asked, "Brother Qi, what's the matter?" Not leaving?"

"Don't you find it strange?" Liang Qi asked, looking around.

Li Feng was puzzled, "No, what's wrong?"

Liang Qi said, "Have we been to this place before?"

"Shouldn't there be any?" The mountains are all the same, either trees or stones.

Liang Qi pointed to the crooked neck tree at hand and said, "This"

"We've been going straight, how could we come back again?" Li Feng firmly didn't believe it, "Brother Abandoned, you must have made a mistake."

Liang Qi said, "Let's go again." Before leaving, he took out a lighter from his body and stuck it on a branch.

So, the two continued to walk forward, and not long after, the crooked neck tree appeared in front of them again, Liang Qi put his lighter back into his pocket, and raised his eyebrows at Li Feng.

"Is this a ghost hitting the wall?" Li Feng became nervous, "But where did the ghost come from in broad daylight? Besides, there is such a big Buddha enshrined on this mountain. Which ghost has no eyes?"

Liang Qi said, "Is it a ghost hitting the wall, you will know if you try it?"

Li Feng hurriedly asked, "Do you have a solution?"

"I heard a saying before that when a ghost hits a wall, you can break it by pissing on the southeast corner." Liang Qi said while sweeping three ways down Li Feng, "I don't know if it works or not?"

Li Feng clutched his crotch, "Brother Abandoned, don't look at me, I can't urinate now"

Liang Qi spread his hands, "How about we stay here for a while and wait for you to pee out?"

"Hey, Brother Qi, you can do this too, why are you counting on me?" Li Feng said strangely.

Liang Qi said, "I don't want to urinate, so you should do it. Oh, I forgot to mention, I heard that this kind of urine is better if it is a boy's urine, so...wouldn't it be better to use yours?"

"Who, who said that if you don't have a girlfriend, you're still a child." Li Feng was shocked, "Abandoned, abandoned brother, how old are you, isn't it?"

Liang Qi folded his arms, "I'm just asking if you are right?"

Li Feng faltered, such a big man, his face turned red at the sight...

Besides, on Niu Gengbao's side, he also encountered the same situation. This is not a ghost hitting a wall, but a kind of illusion. However, Niu Gengbao does not simply see things with his eyes, so this illusion is useless to him.

"No matter how desolate the mountain god is, he is also a god," Duobao said to Niu Gengbao, "There must be other tricks, so be careful."

Sure enough, the situation continued along the way. As he walked, suddenly a tree branch stuck out and tripped him, and stones rolled under his feet. No matter how careful he was, he was almost shot and fell several times. The shoes were still slipping off, so he sat on the ground and put them on himself, when he heard a "snacking" sound in the withered grass.

As soon as he turned his head, he saw many snakes, big and small, swimming towards him. Most people would get goosebumps when they saw so many snakes, but Niu Gengbao didn't. He jumped up from the ground and unsealed the Rootless Grass at the same time. He held it in his hand, licked his mouth and said, "It's been a long time since I ate snake meat." Originally, this season, snakes hibernate, and you may not be able to find them if you want to eat them. This is just right, and we have dinner.

My heart sank, and with a thought, I held the rootless grass in my hand, and many small vines burst out. Before the snakes approached, they took the initiative to meet them. Each vine seemed to have eyes. , rushing up, rolling, retracting, and retracting, none of them failed, and the ones who were picked were all big and fat. When they met each other, the number of snakes decreased by one-third.

"Who the hell are you?" At this moment, a voice appeared out of thin air. While he was questioning, the group of snakes quickly faded away.

Niu Gengbao wanted to chop off the snake's head, so he was too busy to pay attention to him.

The voice said again, "Who the hell are you, and why are you here at Sushan?"

Niu Gengbao still didn't move, but the Vulcan crow on his head was woken up. The bird got up and said, "Yah-ah-" two times, then flapped its wings, flew into the air, circled once, and rushed On one side of the mountain forest pierced in.

At this time, Niu Gengbao found some dry grass, twisted it into a hemp rope, tied up the dead snakes, held them in his hand, and lifted his heels up.

Halfway through the run, there was a sudden roar in the forest. The sound was like thunder. The pilgrims on Sushan could not help but look at the sky. The sun was still hanging. I was taken aback, and then slapped myself with a shoe.

"Oh, that stupid bird must have made trouble," Duobao gloated.

Niu Gengbao thought so too, and sure enough, as the roar passed, the bird flapped its wings and flew back, but when it came back, it was still chasing a person behind its buttocks, it was the cleaning monk he had seen in the Zhaitang earlier .

It's just that now this monk has shown his prototype, it is a monkey body with a human face, this mountain is about three meters high, and its arms are thicker than Niu Gengbao's waist.

After the Vulcan Crow came back, he lay on Niu Gengbao's head and didn't move. It seemed that he was very tired. His head drooped and hung on Niu Gengbao's forehead. It ran out and set fire, but this time, its ghost fire didn't seem to have any effect.

Duobao was still making trouble there, "Hey, don't fly back if you have the ability, go back and fight again"

But Bai Jiu said to Niu Gengbao, "This mountain god is also very unlucky. He didn't provoke anyone. You should tell him well and try to persuade him to be your little brother. It's not good to fight and kill."

This makes sense, Niu Gengbao thought about it, threw the snake meat aside, wiped his face, straightened his clothes, and bowed to the other party decently, "My name is Niu Gengbao, and I'm here to offer incense in Qingshui Cave. lost in the mountains”

The mountain god who had rushed over aggressively was taken aback by him, and hurriedly stepped on the brakes. He looked at Niu Gengbao carefully, "Boy, you didn't tell the truth, you came after me, didn't you?"

Niu Gengbao tried to quibble, "No!"

But the mountain god obviously didn't believe his words, "You are not an ordinary person, ordinary people can't raise such a Vulcan crow, and the walking stick in your hand is not a mortal thing, who are you?"

Niu Gengbao scratched his ears, pretending to be stupid, "I'm from Niuwei Village"

"Don't tell the truth?" The mountain god frowned. He had a very ordinary face and was not evil. He circled around Niu Gengbao, "Ordinary people can't be as calm as you when they see me like this."

Niu Gengbao sighed, stretched out his hand suddenly, and grabbed Duobao, who was eavesdropping behind his ear, then spread it in the palm of his hand and lifted it up, saying, "Because I have it by my side, this bird helped me I found it, and this walking stick was also given to me."

Duobao was caught off guard, pointing at Niu Gengbao with one hand on his hip and the other, saying, "You traitor!"

Niu Gengbao was aggrieved, "It's not that you said that my brother was able to be found, not because of the blessing of the clay statue in the temple, but because of the blessing from the mountain god. You need me to thank him, otherwise I can come here chasing after him!"

Duobaoqi's fingers trembled, and the mountain god bent over to see what happened, but unfortunately he was tall and Duobao was too small, so his eyes became cross-eyed, so he didn't look carefully , so he simply transformed into a human again.

"Huh", he shrugged his nose and said in surprise, "You are?"

Duobao jumped up, "Hey, big man, how about we discuss something?"

The mountain god asked, "What's the matter?"

Duobao said, "Let's find a place to talk alone"

The mountain god looked at Niu Gengbao, took a few steps back, and beckoned to Duobao. When Duobao jumped to the ground, the mountain god stamped his feet and sat cross-legged on the spot.Then he saw those two murmuring together, but he couldn't hear a word, obviously the enchantment was opened, and they were trying to make trouble, Niu Gengbao guessed in his heart.