[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

In Fenyin County, he received representatives from the government, folks, and hundreds of schools for several days. When Hu Hai felt that his body was about to grow hair, Ying Zheng finally ordered the army to go back to Xianyang Palace.

But these days, Hu Hai didn't have much chance to see Ying Zheng. He squatted in his room all day studying "Zhou Rituals", not only when he was camping, but even when the carriage was driving, he was studying hard all the time.

"Talk about it for a while, and go to the crematorium." Hu Hai lay weakly on the table, holding a brush in his hand, and there were a few black spots on his face that seemed to be ink stains. Wasted paper and references were everywhere in the carriage. Book.

"The emperor salutes... mb... Why is my mouth so fast? I know that my bad father just wanted to change the subject, so why did I..." Hu Hai twitched his mouth vigorously, and two points of ink were thrown away because of his actions To the face, "Why can't I control this slut? Now it's all right, I've put myself in it... Formulate the emperor's etiquette? mb! There are so many, how can I remember? Who is okay when studying history?" , Will you read the chapter on etiquette? It would be good to read the biographies."

Hu Hai rubbed his face vigorously, the two spots of ink splashed just now completely fainted because of his movements, turning into a mass of black ink stains.

The history books are unreliable, so I can only seriously recall the TV series, but the memories are all a string of braids. I hope my father will not blame me for being too time-traveled.

"Father, the three emperors, and the five emperors, should be called the emperor... the first emperor since Pangu opened the world, the first is the beginning, so the father should call himself 'the first emperor'... the queen should be honored... the father is like There is no queen, no matter, write it up first, he doesn’t have one, so he can’t have two, three, four, five and six kings... Firstly, King Zhuangxiang was honored as the "Taishanghuang"...First, Queen Zhuangxiang was honored as "Empress Dowager"...The emperor claimed to use 'Zhen'... The emperor's order is called 'Zhi', and the order is called 'Zhao'... And... the jade seal passed down to the country, ordered by the sky, has lived forever, and almost forgot you... The emperor's seal is marked with jade It is called Yuxi, and only the emperor's seal can be called 'Xi'..."

Hu Hai muttered to himself, and wrote on the miscellaneous papers, and when he wrote, he suddenly heard the guards outside the car report that the king summoned the young master.

"Summoned? Summoned at this time? Humph! I'm so arrogant! I'm not the kind of person who comes when called, and leaves when he is waved away!" Hu Hai said while tidying up a part of himself The manuscript was put away, another change of clothes was made, and without looking in the mirror, he straightened his hair with his hands, ignoring the eyes of the little bixiong looking at the same kind, opened the car door, and saw Ta Xue running beside the carriage, He didn't let the coachman stop, and directly aimed at Taxuefei, grabbed the reins of Taxue's head with his hands, twisted his body on the coachman's exclamation, and flew onto the horse with the help of his feet.

Learning this is thanks to Rou Ji's recent cruel education.But... what is meant by "a young master of the Qin Dynasty, you don't need to learn anything else, just learn as if you were fleeing for your life"?The young master of Daqin was reduced to the point where he was about to fly and ride a horse to escape for his life. Is the country of Daqin still there?This is the same as most naval generals can't swim, because the generals have to swim, so there is no need to fight this battle, let's die and thank the world.

Hu Hai naturally didn't know that the reason why he was subjected to all kinds of inhuman abuse by Rou Ji was entirely because the reaction of defending himself with a sword was so smooth that night, making the good father Ying Zheng think that his baby was living in dire straits, and for a while Suddenly the brain hole is wide open, all kinds of brain supplements, and then the blockage can't be blocked.

"Drive!" Hu Hai slapped the horse's buttocks with a whip, and ran towards the king's chariot ahead, "Zhao Gao!"

"Young master." The person in charge of driving the horse for Ying Zheng is naturally Hu Hai's good teacher Zhao Gao, "Wow..." Zhao Gao pulled the rein and just wanted the horse to stop when he was riding the horse and galloping Hu Hai, who was coming, suddenly let go of the hand holding the rein, twisted his body, and rushed towards him, "Young master, be careful!"

Zhao Gao exclaimed, opened his arms to catch Hu Hai, looked at Hu Hai who was "giggling" in his arms with a pale face, patted his chest and said in surprise and anger: "Young master, don't do this next time!" Being naughty, the slave girl's heart almost jumped out of her throat."

"Didn't you jump out yet?" Hu Hai put his hand on Zhao Gao's left chest, and counted silently in his heart, "The heartbeat is normal, and you are in good health. It looks like you won't die early." Hu Hai retracted his hand with a smile, and said Asked: "Where is the father?"

"Your Majesty is in the car." Zhao Gao pointed to the car door behind him.

"Then I'll go in." Hu Hai got up from Zhao Gao, straightened his clothes, and stretched out his hand to push the door of the car, but suddenly found that his sleeve was being held by Zhao Gao, "What are you doing?" Hu Hai frowned and looked at Zhao Gao .

"Young master, are you going to go in like this?" Seeing Hu Hai nodding his head, Zhao Gao asked again: "Did you not look in the mirror when you came out?"

"I washed my face." What Hu Hai wanted to say was "I got up in the morning and washed my face, and then he stayed up all the time", but Zhao Gao obviously misunderstood his words.

"That's all right." Zhao Gao turned his head silently and continued driving.

"Strange!" Hu Hai murmured in a low voice, opened the door and walked into the car, and saw Ying Zheng sitting at the top, doing his unchanging job - approving memorials.

Tut tut!Every time I saw my father, I was criticizing memorials. The emperor's work is really not done by humans.

"My child pays homage to the father, long live the father." Hu Hai said so, but his body showed no sign of saluting. Before Ying Zheng could speak, he ran up to Ying Zheng and hugged him Zheng's arm, and said in a sweet voice: "Father, you called the child, what's the matter?"

"We're almost at Hangu Pass, I'll ask you to come and see it." Ying Zheng said, put down the pen in his hand, turned to look at Hu Hai, the smile on his face froze, and then said: "I remember The widow is calling Hu Hai, not Hu Hai’s little bixiong? These servants are really outrageous, and they don’t even know how to pass orders.”

"Father... are you insulting me again? Don't you think that the child has gained weight recently and has eaten too much? It can't be helped, it has begun to develop." Hu Hai reached out to touch a plate of snacks on the table while talking .

I don't know if it's because of the start of growth. Recently, Hu Hai's food intake has increased significantly. He has to eat five meals a day, not counting breakfast, lunch, dinner, afternoon tea, and supper.For example, in the evening meal, you have to eat three meals of white rice, and then you have to eat scrambled chicken with eggs and chicken thighs within an hour. If you continue to eat like this, if you don’t grow long, you will only be fat and fat.

"You brat, look at yourself, is it the same as the little bichon?" Ying Zheng reluctantly picked up a mirror next to him, placed it in front of Hu Hai, and at the same time ordered the waiter to bring water and wet wipes.

"Hmm..." Hu Hai glanced at himself in the glasses, well, isn't it just a few spots on his face?I'm also a cute little lady, "No! Isn't this pretty good! It's cute and mighty and handsome! The clarity of this mirror is too poor. Wait until the Mo family makes a mercury mirror, and then I'll see it again." Let's see."

While talking, Hu Hai pushed the mirror away with a calm face, raised his head and looked at Ying Zheng with a bright smile.

Cute and mighty and handsome?Lei Zheng really can't understand how these two words are put together, but since Bao Er Zai said so, then the widow probably thinks so.

While resigning himself to his fate, Ying Zheng picked up the wet wipes handed over by his servant and carefully wiped off the ink on Hu Hai's face. I like the chubby little round face, and it doesn't have to be too round, just like a bichon bear.

"Hehe...Father, I wish your harem has a small round face like a bichon." Hu Hai broke a piece of dim sum into two sides, stuffed half into his own mouth, and half into Ying Zheng's mouth, blocking the other party's mouth. The shit that came down.

#sos!Do men go through menopause too?Dad seems to have entered menopause, and has become more and more verbose recently! #

Answer: Forced marriage?Not forced?Don't force you to be content!Don't just say a few words!It's not a forced marriage!

"Father, why are you looking for the boy here? Isn't it just to discuss the shape of the boy's face? Tell you, give up! The boy has observed carefully, and none of the brothers and sisters have a small round face, so the boy should not have a fat person Gene, just honestly let the child be your general, don't think that the child is not tall enough... I really have enough fun with being short." Hu Hai puffed his cheeks and said angrily.

The cause of the incident was this. When Hu Hai came to find Yingzheng Xiaoshi a few days ago, he was looking at a brochure in the Shaofu, which was about Qin Shihuang's handicraft exhibition... No, it was about Qin Shihuang's terracotta warriors and horses.

Everyone is familiar with the terracotta warriors and horses of Qin Shihuang. It is one of the seven or eight wonders of the world. It is said that each figurine... The terracotta warriors are made according to the appearance of real people. They have looks, expressions and movements. They are simply people from the acg world like him. love.

At that moment, Hu Hai said that he wanted to protect his father when he went underground, so he strongly begged to make a terracotta figure in his appearance, and strongly demanded that it be a general terracotta, so that he could command thousands of troops to protect his father.

At that time, what did Ying Zheng say?He glanced at himself with a very contemptuous look, then said "hehe" twice, then lowered his head and continued to review the memorial.

It's unbearable to be born and unbearable to be cooked!Facing Yingzheng's obvious behavior of murdering acquaintances, Hu Hai refused. No matter Yingzheng was criticizing the memorial, he threw his whole body into his arms, and the one who started crying, making noise and rolling was his own, and he still learned The appearance of the heroine Qiong Yao said that it is okay not to be a general, but it is the same to be a soldier, as long as she can stay with her father and protect her father.

According to Hu Hai's understanding of Yingzheng, Yingzheng should hug him up, and then scream about "heart", "liver", and "meat" for a long time, but this time... I don't know if it is because it is related to his own death Afterwards, Ying Zheng just looked at Hu Hai, who was rolling around in his arms, and said, "The guards of the widow are the lowest seven feet eight inches tall, and the average height is eight feet. You shameless little bear, the widow has gone to the ground , you have to be ashamed when you meet the previous kings!"

As an ancient man, Ying Zheng was of course more concerned about seeing his ancestors after death.If he was a time-traveler, he would definitely say, "I don't want future generations of netizens to say that Qin Chao also fought his father to go through the back door! NMD's Qin II, who is so tall, dares to sneak in and become a general? This is not to bring down the terracotta warriors and horses." Style? Although...Qin Er is very handsome, and the history books say that the second emperor looks like his father. Hee hee... The first emperor is two meters tall. In this way, the first emperor is tall and handsome. Guo Moruo said that the first emperor If you look ugly, you're playing p!"

In this way, Ying Zheng missed an opportunity to reveal his appearance to future generations.