[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

To be honest, the current king of Qin and the future Qin Shihuang comb your hair, this kind of thing makes people feel... just think about it.

In Yingzheng's life, except for the first nine years of being a proton in Zhao Guo, the next 30 years were spent in the Xianyang Palace, stretching out his clothes and opening his mouth when he was eating. People... huh.

So, can you expect a person with 0 housework skills to comb your hair?My hair was pulled so painfully that I almost cried after combing it!

My father asked me why my eyes often had tears?Just because Erchen... was so moved.

"Silly boy, do you need to cry like this?" Ying Zheng flattened the last stupid hair on Hu Hai's head, looking at his young son with red and swollen eyes, crying so hard.

"Boy...baby...it's been a long time since I saw my father...my father is so kind to my baby..." Hu Hai looked at the big pile of hair on the ground, and applied the iron-blooded policy of governing the country to his hair. It's not that my hair doesn't feel bad.

Hu Hai suddenly felt that he was really a very well-behaved child. His father had treated him like this, and he was still so well-behaved and sensible.That's true, my father abused me thousands of times, and I treat my father as before... Huh, my first love is gone.

"Okay! Stop crying!" Ying Zheng looked at Hu Hai who was crying and lying in his arms again, stroked his son's back lightly, and said, "It's getting late, father and king should go first gone back."

"Go back? Where are you going?" Hu Hai raised his head and looked at Ying Zheng with a puzzled expression, "Won't the father go to see Jiuding?"

"Jiuding? I don't have time, I have to go back, let's not go to see it, come back tomorrow." Ying Zheng stood up, straightened his clothes and said.

"Father..." Hu Hai sat on the ground, raised his head to look at Ying Zheng with a puzzled face, his expression was blank, as if he hadn't figured out the situation yet.

"It's so cute!" Ying Zheng couldn't hold back, pinched Hu Hai's little cheek again, and said, "Fat him!"

"Ah? Who is fattening?" Hu Hai was taken aback. His father is not yet 40 years old, so he won't get Alzheimer's so soon, right?

"Your cheeks!" Ying Zheng bent down, lightly grabbed Hu Hai's cheeks on both sides, and said with a shake, "It's not easy to grab and shake, because in the past, you could shake your face with just a light grasp. "

"Father...let go let go...this is your son smashing...don't tear it into a big cake for me, I have such a hard face!" Hu Hai broke away from Ying Zheng's hand, and then stood up , "Whoosh" and hid behind the little bichon, hugged the little bichon, poked out only a small head, covered his cheeks and looked at Ying Zheng angrily and said.

"Awl face? You have a rough face! The face is so small, the chin is so sharp, and the face is not good-looking. It's better to gain weight and look blessed." Ying Zheng gave full play to his characteristics as "the first feudal superstitious man in history" , All of a sudden, Hu Hai's fat and thin face was developed to the height of "whether he is blessed or not".

"Father, you are really..." Hu Hai couldn't help but rolled his eyes towards the sky.People these days like white, chubby and round faces, and at the same time feel that they are blessed. It is true, but... Judging from his father's harem, what he likes is the awl face.

"Okay! Don't be angry, the father is gone." Ying Zheng glanced at his precious son reluctantly, laughed, stroked his beard, turned and walked out of the room.

"Father, father! Where are you going?" Hu Hai ran out from behind the little bixiong, and wanted to chase Ying Zheng, but was grabbed by Zhao Gao, "Zhao Gao, what are you doing? Why are you dragging me? "

Hu Hai looked at Zhao Gao with displeasure, how dare he pull Mr. Ben?It's best to give me a reasonable explanation, otherwise... Humph!

"Young master, are you really stupid or fake? Didn't you realize that the king left alone and sneaked here in advance? Do you want to let everyone know?" Zhao Gao looked angrily and looked stupid. Hu Hai, for a moment, couldn't tell whether this brat was really stupid or fake.

It should be fake, right?How can a person who can use Jiuding to create momentum for himself be an idiot?If others don't know it, can you still not know it yourself?Ever since the Jiuding incident, the king has lost his eyes when he sees Mr. Fusu.

"Come here secretly? Why? I want to see it in advance..." Hu Hai scratched the back of his head, with an embarrassed and shy expression on his face, "I hate it! Isn't it just waiting for one more day! I can't see you again! Why is the father in such a hurry Ah? Alright, alright! You go first! It’s late and you have to drive at night, pay attention to safety!” Hu Hai said, pushing Zhao Gao out of the door, and said while pushing: “Remember! Take good care of your father Don’t rush the car! Be careful! I won’t drop it off at the gate! Goodbye! See you tomorrow!”

Zhao Gao went out, got into the carriage, picked up the whip, and heard Ying Zheng in the carriage suddenly say, "Why is this child so vigilant? Did he suffer a grievance outside?"

"Ah? I haven't been wronged. It's probably because of Xiang Yu's incident last time. Your Majesty, you came here lightly and didn't notify Young Master in advance, so Young Master must be a little nervous." Zhao Gao explained.

Wronged?Zhao Gao really wanted to tell his big boss that no one would dare to wrong him just because he is your son!To be honest, it would be good if he didn't suffer wronged by others, such a little killer, who would dare to provoke him?Let him be wronged...Your Majesty, you have too much brains, it is a disease that can be cured!

"The matter of Xiang Yu...huh! Those remaining evils from the Six Kingdoms! Sure enough, they are all just like what Hu Hai said. They are unfamiliar dogs who don't bark. They take advantage of you and scold you from time to time, and then wait for you. Bite you back when you are weak. On the contrary, if you are fine, they will kill a few, they will be scared, and know that you are not joking, so they will come to kneel and lick you." Ying Zheng said angrily.

Although Qin destroyed the Six Kingdoms, not only did he not do anything to the group of nobles and officials left over from the Six Kingdoms, but he also kept their original salaries so that they would not be in trouble.As a result... this group of guys are black and white behind the widows every day; and Hu Hai has almost wiped out all the nobles of the Chu country, but now no one from the Chu country dares to speak ill of Hu Hai in public or even in private. When Hu Hai is mentioned, it must be said that the young master is brave and resourceful, decisive, jealous, and eliminates harm for the people. He completely forgets how they blacked Hu Hai in the first place.

Mentioning Hu Hai, Ying Zheng thought of his baby again, the vigilant look he had when he held the sword today, it really makes his heart suffocate when he thinks about it now.How cute, how carefree, how ignorant of the sinister little innocence before, how did you become like this after being out for two years?Hu Hai was still a child, only ten years old this year, yet he looked at it with vigilance, and raised a knife at the slightest sign of trouble, which shows how dangerous the environment he has been in for the past two years.

Ying Zheng's mind became more and more open, and he even began to doubt whether the secret guards he sent to protect Hu Hai were bought by Hu Hai, so he kept reporting good news but not bad news.

The consequence of thinking this way directly led to the fact that after returning to the camp, when he saw Meng Yi and Fu Su who were bringing people to meet him, Ying Zheng still had anger on his face. The eldest son, who didn't know how to look sad, had the little frightened face of the younger son appearing in his mind again, and couldn't help but snorted coldly, "You did a good job!"

Without waiting for Fusu's explanation, no matter how ugly Fusu's face was, and not wanting to know what others would think of Fusu, Ying Zheng turned around and left with a flick of his sleeves.

Fusu's expression was completely frozen because of Ying Zheng's words. After a while, under the sympathetic eyes of everyone, he squeezed out a forced smile, "Excuse me, Fusu."

Meng Yi looked at Fusu's distraught back, quickened his pace and chased after him, and comforted him: "Young Master, you..."

"Meng Yi, why do you think my father doesn't like me?" Before Meng Yi could speak, Fu Su suddenly turned his head and said with a dejected expression, "What is it that I'm not good enough for? Why...why is my father Don't like me?"

"Eldest son, the king actually attaches great importance to you and loves you very much." Meng Yi looked at Fusu's distraught appearance, and comforted him: "You are the eldest son of the king. Among all the sons, only you were the king when you were born. Shoot the arrow yourself."

In ancient times, on the third day after the birth of a child, usually after the birth of a boy, the father would carry the child on his back and shoot arrows to the four directions of the world to show that the boy was aiming in all directions.But in the Qin Palace, Yingzheng has so many children, some of whom he has never even hugged, let alone got close to, so in the Qin Palace, the only child who has this honor is the eldest son Fusu—even Hu Hai was not treated this way when he was just born, because of this Hu Hai often complained when he was a child, "My father doesn't love me, he only loves the king, not cute".

"So what? Among all the sons, since I can remember. No matter how busy the state affairs are, my father will take time out every day to see Hu Hai, play with him, and even..." Fu Su seemed to think of something when he said this. The same, suddenly sneered, and said: "The majestic king of a country is willing to let go of his dignity and put his head on the ground to be a big horse for his son."

Naturally, Fusu didn't know that Ying Zheng's behavior was called "childhood deficiency and compensation psychology" in modern times.

"But Your Majesty also personally enlightened the eldest son, and invited all the famous teachers in the world to teach you carefully and love you in every possible way." Meng Yi watched Fusu's expression become more extreme, worried that he would show his true emotions in front of Ying Zheng , then comforted him and said, "Also, Your Majesty visits Eldest Young Master every day, 360 days a year, except for being sick."

"But every time he visits me, he always asks me about my homework." Speaking of this, Fusu's despair grew deeper and deeper. He likes to read Confucian classics and doesn't like to study legalism. The visit once a day also made Fusu feel very uncomfortable, "Meng Yi...do you think I am bad?"

"Ah?" Meng Yi stared at Fusu dumbfounded. The topic changed a little too quickly. I can't keep up with the rhythm. Young master, please slow down and speak clearly.

Fusu sighed, "I clearly know that the reason why my father treats me differently from Hu Hai is because I am an adult, while Hu Hai is still young. I am an adult, so I have higher and stricter requirements. I have to study hard, be sensible, and be well-behaved." , my father cares about my studies, and it is normal for me to be strict with me. Hu Hai is still young, and it is enough for him to be responsible for eating, drinking, having fun, and showing off his cuteness. It's not fast. Tell me, am I bad?"

"Uh..." Meng Yi didn't speak, that's because he wasn't a time-traveler, if he was a time-traveler, he would definitely say, "You're not bad, you're called Holy Father!"

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