[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

After Hu Hai finished speaking, he was about to praise himself when he suddenly felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere in the arena. Looking again, he found that Fusu, Zhao Gao, and even Yingzheng looked at him in astonishment, "Father, brother , why are you looking at me like this? Is there something wrong with what I said?"

There should be nothing wrong, right?Although I am a science student, politics is also a compulsory subject, and my political propaganda methods of the Communist Party of Rabbits are well-known all over the world.

Hearing Hu Hai's slightly uneasy voice, Ying Zheng was the first to react, and asked, "Hu Hai, where did you learn these things?"

He was very surprised, but what surprised him was not the content of Hu Hai's words, but why Hu Hai said these words?Hu Hai is only three years old this year. Even though he is more mature than other children because of his mother's death at a young age, it is absolutely impossible for him to say such a thing. Someone must be instigating and seducing him behind his back.

Regardless of the intention of the person behind this to teach Hu Hai to say these words, since he dared to do it, I believe he should be prepared to pay the price.

"Where did you learn it? Of course, you learned it from your father and elder brother." After realizing it, Hu Hai finally figured out what was wrong.

Not to mention that I am only a three-year-old child now, even if I am the same size as Fusu now, saying these words is enough to shock the world. Although it is definitely in line with Yingzheng's appetite, it still makes Fusu look ignorant and visionless A little bit.My purpose is to defeat Qin Ershi who is hiding in some corner of the turtle and pretend to be dead, and to protect Fusu, who is cute and loves his younger brother, to ascend the throne, not to hinder Fusu.

"Father..." Hu Hai put his hands on his waist, walked to the middle with his head held high, pointed at Ying Zheng who was sitting on top, and said with a serious face, "Take me..." Hu Hai pointed to himself again, " She was born so beautiful and cute, everyone loves her, flowers bloom when she sees them, and the most important thing is that she is smart, witty, brave, and hardworking..."

"Get to the point." Ying Zheng cut off Hu Hai with a straight face.

What?Do you think Hu Hai's young heart will be greatly hurt by this?When it comes to praising yourself, would someone who has a particularly good Chinese score be so easily frustrated?What are you kidding?

"The point is, with a great father like you, my father, and a good brother who cares about my younger brother and insists on teaching him to read every day, I am smarter, precocious and more... well, let me get to the point. I Couldn't it be the words that I thought of?" Hu Hai sat back angrily, threw himself on the mat, put his hands on his waist, and said angrily and seriously: "I'm not one or two years old. I'm a child, I'm three years old this year, three years old, okay?" Hu Hai counted his fingers seriously, then decisively pressed his thumb down, stretched out four fingers, and looked at Ying Zheng with a very serious expression.

Ying Zheng counted seriously, then rubbed his eyes vigorously, counted seriously again, and after confirming that he did not make a mistake, a helpless expression appeared on his face.

Sure enough, Meng Zhengtai is extremely smart, witty and brave, but his ability to count is a little weak.

"Fusu, what books do you teach Hu Hai to read every day?" Although he is his own son, the emperor is suspicious, and he also suspects that he is deliberately teaching Hu Hai to be bad.

"Returning to my father, although Hu Hai is still young and can only parrot his tongue, he is indeed very intelligent. He has now finished studying "The Book of Songs Wind", and he just learned "Xiaoya Heming" in "Ya Pian" yesterday. .” Fusu said, and gave Hu Hai a wink.

Hu Hai immediately opened his mouth, and read aloud loudly: "The crane crows in Jiugao, and the sound is heard in the wild. The fish dive into the abyss, or in Zhu. In the garden of Lebi, there are sandalwood trees, and Weiju under it. Other mountains Shi, can be wrong."

Although Hu Hai read very slowly, and his articulation was still a little unclear, after reading a piece of "He Ming", he did not make a single word wrong. any mistakes.

"That's right, Fusu, you taught Hu Hai very well." Ying Zheng was very satisfied with the scene of brothers and sisters in front of him. The eldest son was smart and well-behaved, caring for siblings, like an elder brother, and the youngest son was naughty and cute, respecting his elder brother.Brothers and friends are respectful and harmonious, whether you are a king or a father, this is a blessing.

Ying Zheng had just finished praising his cute little son in his heart, and a certain cute boy started to use his rogue voice to brush the lower limit again, "Father, don't always praise your big brother, you praise your child. The child will Endorsing books, knowing how to write, and daring to think, speak, and act, it's really..."

"I think you, Hu Hai, make the best tea." Ying Zheng glanced at the small tripod placed in front of Zhao Gao. The tea had already begun to boil, so the white object on it was also very obvious as the tea rolled.

Although I have accepted the strange setting that the cute young son loves to toss, dare to think, dare to speak, and even more dare to do... the "doing" of death, but the widow will try to resist when dying.

"Father..." Hu Hai opened his mouth, and decided to take the opportunity to persuade Yingzheng to send envoys to the Western Regions to investigate the situation of the Xiongnu, so as to prevent the Xiongnu from taking advantage of the war in the Central Plains and causing trouble for the unification of the Great Qin. , in fact... you can't introduce grapes, alfalfa, pomegranate, flax, sesame and other delicacies, at least you should put aside the introduction of onions and garlic to the Central Plains.

The "patriotism education" mentioned just now is enough to make Yingzheng suspicious. If you talk about guarding against the Huns, you came up with it yourself, not taught by others.Ying Zheng either treats himself as a monster and guards against it from now on; or treats himself as a genius, drags him to learn government affairs, and then becomes a cow and a horse for the Daqin court, reading hundreds of catties of bamboo slips a day.

What are you kidding?The hard work of spending several lifetimes of character time travel is not for the sake of working for the ancients.I just want to say that to be a happy second-generation power, it is enough to have food, drink and girls.

Because the girl is too young, she can ignore it for the time being, but she can slowly bring up the issue of eating and drinking. Daqin is good in every way, but he doesn't eat well, and he can't even eat a bowl of tomato and egg noodles.

Hu Hai wiped away tears in his heart. No wonder in a certain novel, Qin Shihuang would willingly become a 21st-century citizen for a bowl of tomato and egg noodles. It was all because the food of the Qin Dynasty was comparable to the Dayin Empire, which was famous for its "dark cuisine".

There are no eight major cuisines in this era, no, there should be nothing that can be called a "cuisine", not even an iron pot, and the only props for cooking food are bronze tripods.Due to the thickness of the tripod, people in the Qin Dynasty only had cooking methods such as boiling, roasting, and stewing. The methods of frying, frying, and deep-frying did not come until the invention of iron pots.

Such a thick bronze tripod, and then the food is cooked in a pot, and the Qin people no matter in ancient times or in modern times, the food is mainly rough and unrestrained, so except for a few dishes that taste good, most of the dishes are sticky The paste is like flying, and the lack of various seasonings, the taste is simply... It makes people feel sour and refreshing when they think about it. After taking a bite, they immediately feel that their souls have been purified.

Forget it, for the sake of this idiot brother, I will first endure the life of lack of food and seasoning, and temporarily focus on reforming the food culture that Daqin does not have at all.

As a good boy who grew up eating rice and growing up in a water town in the south of the Yangtze River, he couldn't bear to eat two extra meals of Shaanxi cuisine in the 21st century, and even Hu Hai was about to have stomach bleeding after eating Shaanxi cuisine in the [-]nd century BC.

"Father, in fact, I just want to cook tea eggs." Hu Hai pointed to the eggs in the tea, looked at Yingzheng with aggrieved eyes and said, "It has the aroma of eggs and the aroma of tea after cooking. Good, the most important thing is to wake up..."

"Have you eaten?" Ying Zheng interrupted Hu Hai, looking at him suspiciously.

Hu Hai's life, whether it is clothing, food or housing, is all arranged by him, so it is so big that he used a slingshot to hit a bird a few days ago, and his waist flashed, and it was so small that he was in a bad mood yesterday, so he only ate eight. Ying Zheng knew exactly what each meal was like and how much it was, even better than Hu Hai himself—after all, Hu Hai didn't know how to count, did he eat a piece of dim sum with three bites, or five? Half finished a piece of dim sum, and no one reported to him that Hu Hai had eaten this "tea egg".

Could it be that someone secretly gave Hu Hai food behind his back?But why?Let's get back to what Hu Hai said just now.

Almost in an instant, Ying Zheng, who grew up amidst intrigues and tricks, had already conjured up a Gongdou novel that could make people write 120 million words, with countless twists and turns, and reached the gold list in minutes.

"Last night... I had a dream... an old man with a white beard said it." Hu Hai said without blinking his eyelids: "The old man with a white beard said he was a fairy, and he gave me an egg, which was very delicious. Said that this is called a tea egg, and told me how to cook this egg." Hu Hai said in a childish tone, upside down.

The ancients were superstitious, such as "the sun and the moon enter the bosom", "the heaven and the man entrust the dream", "the fish maw collects the books", "the snake uprising" is just playing one set after another, and I just make up a white bearded grandfather to teach cooking. , Compared with the previous ones, it is really weaker.

As for whether the fairy dreaming would make Qin Shihuang suddenly look at him differently, this kind of thing is completely out of Hu Hai's scope of thinking.Don't mention that this god only teaches him how to cook. According to the law of Qin, the father dies and the son succeeds.Unless his first seventeen brothers are all dead, how could Qin Shihuang, the wise I, let a foodie cook take the throne?

"You said a fairy... taught you how to cook eggs? How much time does this fairy have? And why does that fairy have to teach you instead of being taught by others?" Is it because you are too bad and you are so cheating?Or is the god actually a spy sent by the Six Kingdoms, in order to use you, a brat, to piss off your father and me, so as to achieve the purpose of killing King Qin?

Thinking about it this way, Ying Zheng felt that the way Yan Dan sent Jing Ke to assassinate King Qin in order to kill King Qin was really old-fashioned and uncreative.