[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

The winter of the 21st year of Qin Wangzheng came earlier than before, and the snowflakes fell from the sky, turning Xianyang Palace into a world covered in silver almost overnight.

Hu Hai wore the little padded jacket made of white jelly flowers that was just delivered a few days ago. He squatted at the gate of the palace and looked at it for a long time. He grabbed the little bear and rolled it twice in the snow. There are two big snowmen, one big and one small, holding hands.

Hu Hai took off his hat, put it on the little snowmen, pointed to the two snowmen and said, "The little one is me, and the big one is my father, and my father is pulling me. Look, Rouji, do you look good?" Hu Hai While talking, she ran up to the snowman, made a "V" with her hands, looked at Rou Ji with her head tilted and asked, "Isn't it cute?"

"I've never seen a child cuter than the son." Rou Ji nodded vigorously, and said in a nympho-like manner on purpose: "It's a pity that the son is too young, so cute at such a young age, how can he be so cute when he grows up?" manage?"

Starting from Rouji, the palace people in Huhai Palace began to brag about their young master without integrity, such as "The servants have to serve the young master for a lifetime, just to look at the young master's face every day", "The young master is so good-looking, I don't know if he will be so handsome when he grows up." How many girls like it" is common, and the most exaggerated thing is that someone even read out "Your birth, I am old", which always makes Hu Hai feel like he is browsing the Weibo of the richest man before the king.

"You..." Hu Hai said angrily, "Do you dare to tell my father and king this son?"

As soon as Hu Hai's voice fell, the people who were so excited just now became dumb one by one, as if someone had pressed the mute switch, and then showed Hu Hai an expression of "I can't do it" shook his head.

"Humph! I warn you! Don't covet my father! My father belongs to my son's son!" Hu Hai glanced at some beautiful soft girls in the palace, although he knew that these people were sent by Ying Zheng. Come on, Ying Zheng won't mess around with people in his son's palace, but what if someone who doesn't open his eyes uses his own name to seduce his father?

No no no!The father is mine, and the soft girl is also mine!

The little boy who is soft, cute and short all in one, bulging his cheeks, clamoring that "father is me", that cute little appearance completely melted the hearts of the onlookers.

so cute!I wonder if the king was so cute when he was a child?Ouch!I can't imagine what to do?Will the son grow up to be as heroic as the king?Oops!I can't even imagine it!

"Huh!" Hu Hai raised his head, hummed at the crowd, dragged the little bichon to the front gate of the palace, sat down on the promenade under the eaves, with his feet in midair, and said, "Hurry up and give me this!" I bring a cup of tea and some snacks, something sweeter, I want to enjoy the snow here today."

The little bichon sitting next to Hu Hai also yelled twice, and Hu Hai immediately added: "There is also a little bichon, and its portion is also served."

I don't know if it's because pandas these days are particularly easy to raise, not as delicate as in the artificial environment of the later generations, or because I am especially easy to feed. Anyway, as long as this guy has food and drink, he can do whatever you want, and he is very, very easy to feed.The only shortcoming is that when the father is around, he will regard himself as his father's child, and this son is the mistress who snatches his father from him; No.The most exasperating thing is that the father is still following his tricks.

So, Hu Hai and the little bixiong sat on the promenade, one on the left and the other on the right. There was a smoker for heating beside each of them. Between each of them and the bear were several plates of snacks and a large bundle of fresh bamboo branches. There is a small bronze tripod on each, the tripod of Hu Hai is smaller, and the tripod of Xiao Bichon is larger, but the tripods are all filled with white milk.

"You have to drink milk to grow taller! You have to grow as tall as your father!" Hu Hai looked at the bichon cub who was almost as big as himself, took a big sip of milk, and dangled his legs in mid-air Said.

The height problem has become an eternal pain in Hu Hai's heart!Even the little bichon has caught up with him, it's only been half a year, but the little bichon has grown so fast, what is wrong with this world?

The snow was getting bigger and bigger, and it was so big that it was unbelievable. If the disciples of the Mohist school hadn't developed the two heating techniques of the earth dragon and the fire wall this year, and he was wearing too many and thick clothes, he wouldn't dare to sit outside like this if he killed Hu Hai.However, after sitting for a long time, it was still a little cold. When Hu Hai drank his last sip of milk and was about to go back to the house, he suddenly heard Ying Zheng's voice behind him, "Bear boy! Do you miss your father? Let your father hug you and value him." Is there any?"

"Father!" Hu Hai turned his head with a look of surprise, and then...saw...Ying Zheng hugged...Little Bixiong.

"Father!" Hu Hai straightened his face in an instant, got up from the ground in an instant, tugged at Ying Zheng's lower garment, and said angrily, "You hugged the wrong person!"

"Holding the wrong person?" Ying Zheng took a look, and the bichon he was holding in his arms was obviously a bear, but he was wearing human clothes, and if he admitted correctly, the bichon was wearing this The clothes should be Hu Hai's remade clothes, "Bear boy, are you sure you didn't hug the wrong bear?" Ying Zheng smiled and stretched out his hand, tugging at the small ears on the small hat behind Hu Hai's neck.

I don’t know which genius came up with the idea. It’s fine to dress the bear in human clothes, but even made a fluffy panda jumpsuit for Hu Hai, even the hat was sewn on the back of the neck.When Hu Hai put on his hat and sat there, he looked like a panda sitting there from a distance, cute and round, extremely cute.

"Father! I hate it! You are the real father of the child to treat the child like this! Wuwu...the child is not picked up." Hu Hai twisted Wushort's small body, carried it on his back angrily, and said aggrieved .

"Okay, okay, don't be angry, don't be angry." Ying Zheng handed the little bichon to the side attendant to hold - it can't be put on the ground, once it is put on the ground, the little bichon will hug his thigh, and then bend down Picking up his own brat, he frowned and said, "Why is it so cold? Come inside and warm yourself by the fire."

"Hehe..." Hu Hai sneered, "Your father knows it's cold, right?"

As I have said many times before, modern China is in a warm period with a subtropical climate.The summer is very long and hot, and the winter is not very cold. Xianyang only has one or two light snowfalls every year, and it is rare to see such heavy snowfall.Therefore, when Hu Hai asked whether to install earth dragons in the entire Xianyang Palace, especially the palace of the father, Yingzheng, who already had fire walls and fire pillars for warmth, used the reason that "the widow is not a child, and I am afraid of the cold like you" , and rejected Hu Hai's kindness.

It's just that I didn't expect that the sky didn't follow people's wishes, and this winter was extremely cold. Even if Ying Zheng wasn't very afraid of the cold, he couldn't help it... So, even if it is the first emperor, don't set the flag casually.

Ying Zheng pretended not to hear, and entered the hall with a serious face. As soon as he entered the door, he felt a rush of heat, and when he looked again, he found that the maids in the Huhai Palace were not wearing winter clothes, but wearing winter clothes. Incomparably cool summer clothes, "Bear kids are really good at enjoying it."

Hu Hai rubbed Yingzheng's neck, and said with a smile: "There are many rooms here, bear boy. Father and king are welcome to come and spend the night at any time, but this place does not provide beauties, and we do not welcome beauties, so..." Hu Hai spread his hands , making a helpless expression, "Want to be beautiful or warm, father chooses himself."

"Hahaha! What a naughty little bear!" Ying Zheng carried Hu Hai all the way to his room, only to find that his son's room had changed in appearance.

Ying Zheng took two steps back, stood at the door and looked at it, and after making sure that it was his son's room, he stepped in, looked him up and down, and said, "Your child, this room has changed a lot. ah?"

Although the State of Qin has always advocated frugality and pragmatism, and is not fond of luxury, but according to how much Yingzheng loves his son, Hu Hai's room is also full of rare treasures, integrating high, large, and high into one, luxurious but not high-profile , which belongs to the one with particularly high compulsion.

But this time Yingzheng found that Hu Hai's room had changed a lot. Although the style was still very high, even the tables, chairs and benches randomly placed in the room revealed such a kind... Wait, tables, chairs and benches?Is there something that shouldn't be there?

"You said, this is called a sofa?" Ying Zheng looked at the strange-looking things that suddenly appeared in Hu Hai's room and said.

"To be precise, it's called a beanbag." Hu Hai jumped up from Ying Zheng's body, skillfully threw himself into a short beanbag sofa, and sat down on it, as if he was stuck in the sofa.

I saw my back leaning on the back of the sofa, holding the left and right armrests of the sofa with both hands, dangling my feet on the sofa, and said with a smile on my face: "Father, why don't you come and try it, it's sure to be more comfortable than kneeling. "

"Really?" Ying Zheng glanced at it seemingly casually, and saw the little bixiong who was also put down by the attendants. At this time, the whole bear was lying on another sofa, curled up in a ball, holding a bag in its paw. A bamboo branch is chewing.

As the king of Qin, Ying Zheng never dared to pose like a bichon frizz, so he had to sit down like Hu Hai. As soon as his butt touched the sofa, he felt a sinking feeling, which almost made him fall stood up.After all, it was a generation of emperors who were not frightened by this sudden change, but continued to sit down calmly, and then imitated Hu Hai's appearance, leaning his back on the backrest and putting his hands on the armrests. A little stiff, but the sitting posture is already decent, "It's really interesting."

"Father likes it." Hu Hai jumped out of his sofa, then sat down on Yingzheng's sofa, twisted his body and lay in his arms and said, "If father likes it, I will give you a few Is the sofa in your room? You are so tired from sitting on your knees all day long. In your own room, you should always be relaxed and relaxed. You can sit as you want, or it will be so tight. Anyway, those ministers will not touch your room. "

"This...it's pretty good...but..." Ying Zheng suddenly looked down at Hu Hai and said, "Is it true that you don't plan to tell the father if you don't come and don't tell him? Say! Bear boy, behind your back What is the conspiracy?"

"Uh..." Hu Hai's smile froze all of a sudden, Qin Shihuang is too smart, right?