[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

When Fu Su saw Hu Hai, Hu Hai was playing with the giant panda Bichon Frize...shit, or a combination of shit and urine.

Looking from a distance, Hu Hai was standing beside a clump of unknown white flowers. The exquisite Chinese clothes on his body had become crumpled. The clothes were covered with mud and weeds, and the clothes and trousers were raised up. He stroked it up, revealing his arms and ankles as white as lotus root.

"Hu Hai!" Fu Su yelled loudly, jumped off his horse, threw the whip to his followers, and walked towards Hu Hai.

Hu Hai turned his head, tilted his head and looked at Fusu suspiciously for a while, then showed a big smile, dragged the little bichon, ran towards Fusu, and shouted as he ran, "Brother! Brother Su! Hug! Hold it high! Go around in circles!"

Fusu looked at Hu Hai who was flying towards him with open arms, although he felt a little sympathetic to the little bichon frizz who was dragged by him into a mess in the wind, but he still bent down and stretched out his hand, ready to catch Hu Hai.

"Brother! Catch it!" Seeing that Fusu was ready to pick up the plane, Hu Hai threw off the little bixiong, jumped up into Fusu's embrace, and then...

Fusu took a step back, and Hu Hai fell to the ground with a "baji".

"Brother, what about the trust between people?" Hu Hai lay on the ground, looked at Fusu, who was holding his nose and looked away from him with disgust, and said angrily: "What about the agreed love? No? Do you want to be each other's little angels forever?"

"Hehe...it's not that big brother doesn't love you, but because of the smell on your body...hehe..." Fu Su looked at Rou Ji and the palace people who were far behind Hu Hai, and then took another look, trying to put Hu Hai in the same place. The little bichon was lifted up from the ground, "The smell is so natural and unique, it's hard to fall in love with. Of course, the little bichon is not human!"

"Brother is bad!" Hu Hai sat up from the ground, leaned against the little bixiong angrily, raised his sleeves and smelled the smell on his body, and looked at Rou Ji and the palace people behind him with hatred. Looking up at Fusu, he said unconvinced: "Father loves me! Just now my father came to hug me!"

"So the father is the king of Qin, the king who ruled the world. He is our father, and we are just his sons." Dad, you have suffered.

Fusu thought silently in his heart, and lit a piece of wax for Ying Zheng.

Fusu took another deep breath, feeling that he could barely bear such poor air quality, so he took a step forward and reached out his hand to help Hu Hai up.But his hand was slapped away by Hu Hai with an unhappy face, so he could only smile and say, "Hu Hai, what are you doing these days? How did you make yourself like this?"

"Make fertilizer!" Hu Hai, who was still angry, tilted his head and said in a neutral voice.

"What is chemical fertilizer?" Fu Su looked at Hu Hai curiously. He had heard about it before he came. Recently, Mr. Hu Hai was with the peasants every day. He lost the face of Mr. Daqin for his rough work.

"Fertilizer is fertilizer, and chemical fertilizer is chemical fertilizer. But it's not really chemical fertilizer, it's a kind of farmyard manure. The method is quite simple, such as the soil ammonia water that I made recently. It's fresh cow dung or urine, plus Soybean powder plus plaster powder, sealed and fermented at room temperature for three days, mixed with three times the amount of water, can be used." Hu Hai said angrily, but he felt a little proud in his heart.

Although the farm soil fertilizer that I can make is of a single variety, it was a proper killer in the Qin Dynasty in the second century BC. The production method is simple, economical, practical and money-saving, and absolutely everyone can use it up something.

Soybeans are not tasty. People will get flatulence after eating them. They can only be used to feed horses. In addition, I only opened the branch of tofu and did not open the branch of oil extraction, so there are not many people who plant them. However, if this soil ammonia water With the promotion, there should be more people who grow soybeans, and then they will open the branch of oil extraction.

Don’t ask why Hu Hai hides his secrets. He didn’t open the branch of oil extraction in modern times. He doesn’t have any inscrutable ideas. It’s just that whether or not to extract oil will not improve Daqin’s national power, and when he grows up in the future, he will use soybeans to extract oil. Can't live.

There is no way, who will let Qin Shihuang not grant the king or the land in the future, once the emperor's father dies, the once high-ranking son will be a commoner. It's not a bad thing.

As for why Hu Hai became a farm soil fertilizer, it should be thanks to the people of the foodie empire who like to grow vegetables. Whether it is a balcony, lawn, or rooftop, you can see everyone planting shallots, radishes, and cabbage.His mother has also followed suit, and she still eats and grows, so she can't afford to be hurt.

"All right, all right! Don't say it! It's disgusting to say it!" Fusu said with a look of disgust, "It's feces and urine, it's... I want to vomit!" Fusu stuck out his tongue, Make a look like throwing up.

Although Mr. Fusu has been compassionate and sympathetic since he was a child, he grew up in a deep palace and learned the art of governing the country. He has never seen the suffering of farmers. "I haven't learned this kind of kindergarten poems before, so it's no wonder he has such a reaction.

"Is it disgusting to hear that? If I tell you that every vegetarian dish and rice, as long as it grows out of the soil, is what you call dung, urine, and grew up in the drenching, will you still eat it?" If you have the ability...don’t eat it if you have the ability!” Hu Hai seriously recalled the agricultural knowledge that Shao Ping had talked about in the past few days, congratulations to Mr. Fusu, it’s not popular to fertilize vegetables these days, so the rice he ate and Vegetables are natural foods.

But just because fertilization is not popular, according to what Li Kui said during the reform of Wei State in the early years of the Warring States Period: Today, one husband and five people rule a hundred fields, and the annual income is one and a half stones per mu...

A stone and a half is only ninety kilograms, compared with hundreds of kilograms at every turn in the 21st century, it is simply incomparable.In addition, people in the Warring States period not only lacked oil and water, they often couldn't even afford food. In order to get full, they had to consume more food, and they definitely ate more food than modern people.

No wonder Mencius said to King Huihui of Liang, "A harmonious society is a family of five who plant hundreds of acres of land. The government doesn't care about them. They can barely eat enough. People over the age of 50 can wear silk, and people over the age of 70 can wear silk. When the Chinese teacher explained it, Hu Hai just wondered how a family of five could farm a 50-acre field. Only after traveling did he realize that the yield per mu of a field in ancient times was so low. No wonder he was only 70 years old. People over the age of [-] can wear silk, and people over [-] can eat meat.

"Hu Hai, what's wrong with you today? You speak in a strange way, are you angry because your elder brother dropped you just now? Will your elder brother apologize to you?" Fu Su stepped forward two steps, squatted down, and looked flatteringly. Hu Hai said.

"Hmph!" Hu Hai flattened his mouth, didn't speak, got up from the ground, patted the dust on his clothes and said, "Apologize? I don't want you to apologize! If you want to apologize, you should go to find... Humph! I said, big brother, what are you doing these days? Why do you come to me when you have time? You have nothing to do, when you came here a few days ago..." Hu Hai remembered what happened when Fusu came last time, With a displeasure on his face, he said, "Hmph! You even quarreled with the father! Bad! I don't love you anymore!"

Hu Hai deliberately flung his sleeves at Fusu's face, snorted and turned his back to Fusu, raised his head, looked at the white clouds in the sky, and hummed an unknown song.

"Oh... so that's how it is..." Fu Su roughly understood why Brother Xiong was angry. It turned out that he knew what happened a few days ago, so he was helping his father out. "Hu Hai, I didn't mean it." Fu Su Said with a guilty face.

Hu Hai turned his head back, said "You mean it" to Fusu, then quickly turned back, continued to pose just now, and continued to look at the sky and play the song.

Fusu stretched out his hand, grabbed Hu Hai's sleeve, and pulled it down. Seeing that the other party didn't seem to respond, he continued to pull it down, and said in a very sweet and greasy voice: "Hu Hai... Hu Hai... little Hu Hai... dear ..."

"All right, all right! Don't yell! Goosebumps are made by you!" Hu Hai rubbed his hands, angrily turned his head to look at Fusu with a bright smile, "Brother, don't scare your brother, you Where did you learn it? It's so disgusting!"

"Didn't I learn from you? Don't you always act like a baby?" Fu Su said with wide eyes and a cute face.

"Brother! I'm four years old! You're 14 years old! Can that be a style of painting? Learn from me, and die like me. You should change it anyway." Hu Hai tilted his head, rubbing his temples weakly, and Said with a desperate face.

Mr. Fusu, do your fans know that you like Dongshi Xiaomao and Handan Toddler so much?

"Then tell me, what should I do? How should I do it, how should I apologize to you, so that you won't be angry?" Fusu looked at Hu Hai expectantly and said.

"The key to the problem now is not whether I am angry or not. You are my brother, so what if I am angry with you again? We are all children, and there is no overnight feud. After two days, the anger subsides, and it will be fine again." It's gone." Hu Hai looked at Fu Su angrily, and explained patiently: "You want to apologize, you should go to apologize to another person. You and I are just children making trouble, but you...injured a person that day. The heart of someone who loves you so much." Hu Hai flattened his mouth, and said in a sad voice: "After you left, he was very sad, and I coaxed him for a long time before I laughed at him."

"You mean the father? Actually, I came this time to apologize to him...but..." Fusu lowered his eyes first, and then raised his head to reveal a pair of big star-shaped eyes under Hu Hai's surprised expression. Looking at Hu Hai with a cute expression, he said, "Hehe... Eighteenth brother, good brother, just help me."

Facing Fusu, who had the face of Mr. Shijia, who was so handsome, but whose expression was so malicious and flirtatious, Hu Hai suddenly had a bad premonition, so what... should I use "weasel pays new year greetings to chickens" or "A night owl enters the house" to describe my mood at this time?

Big Brother Big Brother!wake up wake up wake up!This style of painting is wrong!Isn't it my exclusive route to go crazy in comic style?Don't take my job!

The author has something to say: By the way, I went to see "Blooded Official Career" today, and found that the author Cao San is really a fan of the First Emperor...more brain-dead than Mr. Sun who wrote "The Great Qin Empire"...

At most, Lao Sun wrote Shihuang as a white lotus flower, Zhao Gao did all the bad things, and Shihuang was innocent... At that time, I thought, if I were Zhao Gao, I would definitely write a book called "(Male Supporting) Rebirth: I am Zhao Gao"...

Cao San wrote Shi Huang beautifully, handsomely and stylishly, especially like the character design of girl comics... If you don't like Li Si, I recommend watching the part where Li Si first met Shi Huang and Shi Huang was crowned... The emperor is written as a cold and elegant young man in the white snow, bowing his head and sniffing the plum blossoms (Nima even played with Li Si to meet each other in undress... the man with white snow and red plums...) Forget it, after the coronation, he will directly say "among the seven kings, King Qin is the most beautiful"... I was drunk at the time... this Su is so refreshing