[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

Near Shanglin Garden and Yichun Garden, a colorful pheasant flapped its wings and flew out of the grass. It drew a beautiful arc in the air, landed lightly on the grass, flapped its wings again, and flew forward .

And from the grass where the pheasant flew out, a black figure, with a flexible and vigorous body, jumped out. The small figure kept shooting the slingshot forward, and kept shouting to the pheasant in front of it: " Chicken! Don't run, don't run! Wait for me!"

"Sir! Don't run so fast, be careful of falling!" Then more than 20 people dressed as maids jumped out of the grass, looked at the small figure in front of them, and shouted in unison: " Son! Be careful!"

"Shut up, shut up! It's all of you, you scared away my chickens! If you keep arguing, I will take you to stew Buddha Jumping Wall and feed your father to eat!" Hu Hai, who was three-headed, put one hand on his waist, and pointed to the man behind him with the other. The servant maid shouted.

Although everyone doesn't know what "Buddha jumps over the wall" is, they all understand what Hu Hai said earlier.Therefore, all the little maids and servants covered their mouths and followed Hu Hai lightly, not daring to make a sound, and could only tell from the shape of their mouths that they were saying, "My lord, be careful."

"It's so annoying!" Seeing the pig teammates behind him, he finally shut up. Hu Hai shook his sleeves, turned around and continued to chase the escaped pheasant, thinking in his heart while chasing—in case, if he still fights If not, what excuse should I find?Back then, I should really have a good look at the excuses the national football team made. When they lost, they would say "weather problem" and "turf problem". Anyway, this problem and that problem are not their own problems.

"Master Zhao, do you think the young master can really catch up to that pheasant?" Rou Ji, who was walking fifty paces behind Hu Hai, tilted her head and said to Zhao Gao behind her.

"Don't be funny! He couldn't even catch up with the domestic chickens in the market, and he said it was a pheasant in the mountains." Zhao Gao looked at Hu Hai's bouncing little figure, and said as if he remembered something.

Although Rou Ji didn't know Zhao Gao very well before, and there was a big difference in their identities, but because they served Hu Hai together, the two of them can now be regarded as grasshoppers on the same rope.As the saying goes, there are four great irons in life - being in the same window, carrying a gun, sharing stolen goods, and prostitution.Although Rou Ji and Zhao Gao can't be classmates and prostitutes, judging from the current situation, they can be regarded as comrades-in-arms in the trenches. Not surprisingly, their future wealth and honor will all depend on Hu Hai, and they can barely be regarded as carrying a gun. Divide the booty.

The most important thing is that Hu Hai, the boss, often does not take the usual path. Not only does it make them, the current people, often worry, but they often make people vomit in such a bad way that they don't know where to vomit. Therefore, the two closest people to Hu Hai , in order to prevent myself from being suffocated to death, when I have nothing to do, I have to huddle together and vomit bad things about my boss.

"I remember, one time when the son came back from Xianyang Lingna, when passing by the market, a vendor's chicken ran out of the cage. The son insisted on learning from Lei, so he volunteered to help the vendor catch the chicken, but the chicken was not caught. He was so angry that he came back and took a shower three times." Zhao Gao suddenly thought of something and said, "Do you think our son only has a brain but not a head? Ah, otherwise why are you still so short at the age of four? The king and Hu Ji are both very big, the king is good at martial arts, Hu Ji is good at dancing, son..." Zhao Gao glanced over because his left foot tripped over his right foot, and Hu Hai, who was sitting on the ground and covering his head depressed after falling down, said, "Let's study hard and be a quiet and handsome man."

In the end, Hu Hai still caught the pheasant—although because he was avoiding Hu Hai, he made no choice but to bump his head into a tree, and it would really embarrass the pheasant family.

His hair was messed up, his clothes were messed up, his face was black and blue, and Hu Hai, who was still throwing a few weeds on his body, held a slingshot in one hand and grabbed a pheasant in the other, proudly showing off to everyone: "Haha! Zhao Gao, Zhao Gao! Rou Ji Rou Ji! This young master has caught it!"

"Congratulations, sir! You are brave!" All the servants and maids knelt down to congratulate Hu Hai.

"Rouji, Rouji, hurry up, add a dish for me at noon today, and make a beggar's chicken. I want to make it for my father to eat." Hu Hai ran in front of Rouji, and handed the pheasant to the other party. , proudly showing off.

"Young master, you look like this, you should go and freshen up first. Otherwise, the king will feel distressed when he sees it." Zhao Gao twisted a weed from Hu Hai's head, and looked at Hu Hai's face that was accidentally made by chasing a chicken. The wound, I secretly rejoiced that the wound was only slightly red and swollen, the skin was not broken, and there was no bleeding, otherwise I would not know how sad Ying Zheng was when he saw it.

"Go, go, go! Kill, kill, kill!" Hu Hai casually wiped his face with his sleeve, let Zhao Gao tidy up his clothes, pointed to the pheasant in Rou Ji's hand and said: "Wait a minute, this chicken, Get someone to kill it, but don’t pull out the chicken feathers. Just empty out the internal organs and stuff some... You can see what’s in the chicken’s belly. If it’s troublesome, you can leave it alone , and finally paste a layer of wet yellow mud, wrap it in lotus leaves and give it to me."

Paoyu is one of the Eight Treasures of the Zhou Dynasty commonly used in court banquets in the pre-Qin period.Its preparation method is similar to that of Beggar's Chicken. It is also a dish that wraps the ingredients in soil, grills them, and then further processes them. However, Paofu uses suckling pigs, while Beggar's Chicken uses chicken.

In all honesty, the eight treasures of the Zhou Dynasty tasted pretty good, and it was quite fresh to eat once in a while, but when something like meat and soy sauce on rice sounds like a commoner in later generations, it can be one of the eight treasures. The father will lose weight.

Rice with meat and soy sauce, yellow rice with meat and soy sauce, roasted and fried suckling pig stewed, roasted and fried stewed lamb, roast beef, lamb, venison loin, beef and mutton with wine and sugar, baked dried meat and grilled dog liver in net oil, everyone They are all called Bazhen, but compared with the so-called Bazhen in the pre-Qin era, compared with the Bazhen referred to by later generations, it can make Qin Shihuang cry.

After all, the ingredients are still not rich, and they are all those kinds of animals that they eat. They have not tapped out the potential of the big foodie empire, and they always eat me... No, there is no future for eating pigs. Of course, they have to change their appetites. .

"Yes, young master." Rou Ji led a few servants, and retreated in response.

When Rou Ji retreated, Zhao Gao clapped his hands, and two palace servants came over holding a large stack of black cloth. Dozens of palace servants successively took the black cloth from their hands, several pieces of black cloth about one meter high and three meters long Cloth was separated by the well-trained palace servants, with Zhao Gao and Hu Hai as the center, hei Xianshang was joined together with a human body as the axis, and after a while, a temporary tent was formed, and then two more hugged each other. The palace man who piled up the clothes stepped forward, knelt in front of Hu Hai and said, "My lord, please change your clothes."

"Hmm..." Hu Hai nodded. It has been almost a year since he traveled here. Apart from going to the bathroom, he is used to changing clothes, bathing, and eating under the watchful eyes of a lot of people.

After changing clothes, Hu Hai asked Zhao Gao to take him around.

"My lord, this Shanglin Garden is not only full of flowers, plants and trees, but also rare birds and animals. Do you want to see cranes bathing, peacocks flying, elephants counting, or tigers, leopards, bears and wolves?" Zhao Gao carefully offered advice, Conscientious opinion is, don't look at the bear, just take a mirror and look at yourself.

"It's boring to hear, there are so many more in the zoo." Hu Hai turned his head to the side unhappy, he didn't want to see something that a bumpkin would want to see, "Is there nothing strange to see? What is it always? Tigers, leopards, bears, and wolves are too ordinary and boring." Looking for rare animals that have become extinct in later generations.

"That's it... By the way, my lord, I heard that a strange weed from the Western Regions is a tribute. It grows half a person's height and blooms white flowers. It's really the time to see flowers. Although the flowers are not fragrant, they can't be eaten. , but barely noticeable." Zhao Gao thought for a while and said: "The most unusual thing about this flower is that its petals are not piece by piece, but clusters, which look like snow and clouds from a distance. , Grab a handful of soft ones, it’s very comfortable.”

"White? Like clouds and snow? This is a bit interesting... Could it be..." Hu Hai seemed to think of something, his face was happy, he stretched out his hand to grab Zhao Gao's skirt, and said eagerly: "Go, take I'm going to have a look. Also, you haven't told me, what's the name of that flower?"

"The name of this flower is Baidizi. This servant remembers that it was planted in Yichun Garden. Please follow me, my lord." Zhao Gao bent down to pick up Hu Hai, turned around and walked along a small path on the left.

After walking only 500 meters, passing through a dark forest, the scenery in front of me suddenly opened up.

Now is summer, which is the season when the world is prosperous and flowers are in full bloom. Under the blue sky and white clouds, all kinds of exotic flowers and plants are competing for splendor. Pavilions and pavilions are looming in the distance. You can even hear the sound of waterfalls in the distance. The various decorations in the garden are even more beautiful. Everything is fine, everything is beautiful, and it is like a fairyland on earth.

so beautiful!Feudal nobles will really enjoy themselves!In future generations, this will be a large botanical garden!Fortunately, my son is now a feudal nobleman!

"My lord, this Yichun Garden is a place for leisure and there are few flowers and trees, I hope you don't dislike it." Zhao Gao said while pointing to the northeast corner and said, "The Bai Diezi you are looking for should be over there. "

"Oh..." Hu Hai looked in the direction of Zhao Gao's finger, and sure enough, he saw a piece of whiteness in the distance, but he couldn't see clearly. He didn't know if it was what he thought, "Take me, take me." Hu Hai pulled Zhao Gao's sleeve and said eagerly.

Hu Hai was a little nervous. Logically speaking, this thing should not have been introduced to China until the end of the Song Dynasty and the beginning of the Yuan Dynasty, but because it cannot be eaten, its quantity is extremely rare.It was not until Zhu Yuanzhang's time that large-scale planting began to spread throughout China due to the mandatory requirements of the Ming emperor.

If it is true, father and king will definitely promote it forcibly like Zhu Yuanzhang. Wouldn't it become one of Qin Shihuang's "violence and politics" again?

Along the way, Hu Hai was under a little bit of pressure, but when he saw the large white as white as snow and as soft as clouds, he felt that "violent, political" should be "violent, political" , such a powerful person as the father, as long as he can defend the Great Qin Dynasty, he will not care about other people's opinions.