[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

Ying Zheng looked at the excited jumping up and down in the car with a look of relish, unable to sit still, all his energy was on the black and white idiot in the distance, and only occasionally looked at himself, even if he looked at himself , also pointing to the black and white idiot and said "Father, Fat Da Fat Da, National Treasure National Treasure!" Hu Hai curled his lips silently in his heart.

national treasure?Can a black and white idiot be a national treasure?The country must be impossibly poor!

If it wasn't for the fact that the one opposite was his own son, Ying Zheng really wanted to throw out this brat who had such shallow eyelids that he regarded black and white idiots as "national treasures".

Isn't the widow not good enough for Hu Hai?Brocade clothes, jade food are just ordinary, as long as he wants all kinds of treasures, he is never stingy, he would rather be frugal and simple, and never lose a single star to Hu Hai, the dignified son of Qin, why is his vision so low?

Is it because the widow said he was a brat?So he purposely found a bear to annoy others?

Ying Zheng looked at the bear child who was happily saying, "Father, the Qinling giant panda has a rounder head and a cat-like appearance, so it looks more beautiful and naive, and is called the 'great beauty among national treasures'" , thinking in my heart that when I go back, I should take this blind boy to visit the inner warehouse of Xianyang Palace to see what is called a "national treasure", or go to my own harem to let him see what it is Called "beauty".

"If you like it, how about grabbing one and bringing it back for you to play with?" Ying Zheng said with a loving face, obviously he was about to die of sourness, and he wanted to find a concubine (panda) for his son to show his wife (Father) Demeanor, what kind of messed up inner world is this.

"Huh? Don't want it." Hu Hai thought for a while, and finally shook his head, rejecting Ying Zheng's kindness with a painful face.

Pandas, more than 90.00% of modern people want to raise an animal. The Chengdu Panda Base costs [-] oceans for a hug. Who doesn’t want it?But he didn't dare to have it. Panda Panda, it looks cute, but it's actually a bear. One slap can maim a wolf, and one butt can kill a jackal. He has no interest in raising one.

The son of a daughter can't sit still, was not killed by Qin Ershi and Xiang Yu, but was killed by a panda in the end, what a disadvantage?The most important thing is that according to the social status of pandas in the 21st century, if the majestic Mr. Qin is really killed by pandas, this is the rhythm of 818 who will be famous in history.

Of course, Hu Hai would not say the above passage to Ying Zheng.

"Animals should live freely in nature, and they are not locked in cages for people's entertainment and enjoyment. Locking them in a small cage will restrict their nature." Hu Hai said solemnly, only It's a pity that the gaze that always drifts towards the black and white idiot completely exposed his true inner thoughts.

"What a silly boy." Ying Zheng stretched out and pinched Hu Hai's soft little face, "Why doesn't he look like his father at all?" The widow's dream when he was a child was to give him whatever he wanted, and adults would give him whatever he wanted.

"The father is the emperor who suffers from a young emperor, and the child is a spoiled child raised in a honey pot. Of course it will be different." Hu Hai hugged Ying Zheng's neck with a smile, rubbing his small head on Ying Zheng's shoulder, "and Compared with Gun Gun, the child still likes the father better, so don't be jealous."

"You also know that the widow is eating... no, is the widow so obvious?" Ying Zheng was startled, touched his face, the emperor's likes and dislikes can't be shown lightly in front of others, so since he became the throne at the age of 13, he has learned When you meet people with a fake face, you rarely show your true feelings to others. After more than 20 years of hard training, I should have practiced this skill to the point where no one can see through it. Why...

"The child is the son of the father. He is with the father every day. What doesn't he know? Those ministers can't tell, it's because they don't dare to look at you carefully." Hu Hai raised his head and said triumphantly: " They don't even know that you've lost weight recently, what else are they talking about?"

"Bear boy, you know again?" Ying Zheng reached out and tapped Hu Hai's nose, and said with a smile.

If it were someone else, he would have been dragged out by Ying Zheng long ago, and his car would have been cracked if he had so much insight into the emperor's mind and peeked at the secrets of the sky, but his own son... this is called caring about his father.

"Of course my child knows, the feeling of holding her is different, how obvious it is." Hu Hai stretched out his hand and pinched Ying Zheng's shoulder, rubbed his nose and said, "I'm thinner again, and the bones are coming out. I'm not as lean as before." It’s comfortable, it used to be more fleshy and more elastic..."

Seeing Hu Hai pretending and pointing at Heshan's small appearance, Ying Zheng was almost laughed at by this brat. The women in the palace didn't have the guts to despise him for being thin, and it wasn't comfortable enough to hold them. It was just this brat who dared to Boldly, Baotian disliked the emperor, "Why don't you eat more and get fatter?" Ying Zheng thought about the appearance of the iron-eating beast, it was so soft, so fat and so hairy, even he thought, It must be comfortable to hold.

"Don't! Fat people are prone to three heights, which is not good for your health. It's better for my father to continue to maintain such a good figure." Hu Hai sternly refuted Ying Zheng's request, "Don't think that the child doesn't know, you I just want to take this opportunity of gaining weight, and return to the corrupt life of the Houthi. Tell your father, your body is not yours alone, it belongs to the Great Qin Dynasty, so you must take good care of it. take care."

In addition to Daqin Jiangshan, there are also the young hearts of the fans. How can you let everyone accept you, and suddenly change from a beautiful middle-aged person to a big fat man speaking Shaanxi dialect?You are so self-absorbed, how can you make fans imagine, how can you YY?

Your body does not belong to you alone, it belongs to the majority of Qin Shihuang fans, so even if it is for the fan brains of the fans, I can't let you do this kind of thing!

Ahhh!You brat!I was forced to eat several meals of radish and green vegetables... Sorry, there are no radish and green vegetables in this year, and most of the vegetables in this era have become wild vegetables in the eyes of later generations.For the people in the big foodie empire, a food that has been eaten for hundreds of thousands of years can finally degenerate into a wild vegetable that no one eats. This can only show one thing-it's too damn unpalatable.

"You...you..." Looking at Hu Hai's serious face, Ying Zheng's heart was almost blocked.

If you have never eaten it before and keep eating those things, there will naturally be no difference, but since Hu Hai invented the thing called "iron pot" last year, the cooks in the palace have continued to make many delicious foods, After eating such exquisite food, eating the old food again, this is simply... a majestic king of the Qin Dynasty, who eats red-flavored pork and has to hide from the brats. What is the reason for this?

"Father, just bear with it, who told you to always like to eat heavy oil and heavy salt, which is not good for your health." Hu Hai said, always feeling a sense of identity reversal, as if he is the one who speaks earnestly The father who persuaded his son to eat green vegetables, and Ying Zheng is the brat who resolutely refuses to eat green vegetables, "Actually, green vegetables taste good, very tasty and nutritious."

"My heart is stuck..." Ying Zheng turned his face away with a painful expression.

Xiongzi grew up in Xianyang Palace since he was a child. He eats delicacies from mountains and seas and wears silk and satin. He is completely ignorant of the sufferings of the world.It's not like when I was young, not only did I have to grow and dig the food I ate every day, but I could often eat the same food in the same way for more than half a year.As for meat... most of the time he watched others eat it.

Feeling overwhelmed by this kind of thing, but unable to share it with others, Ying Zheng could only hold back his breath and bear it all the way to the hunting ground.

Hunting, eating meat, see who dares to stop the widow!

For the convenience of hunting, Ying Zheng changed into a set of tight black clothes today. He was riding a black horse with a crossbow and a bronze sword hanging on him. He was just in his early thirties and had a handsome appearance. Looking more handsome and unrestrained.

"Father, come on! Come back from more hunting!" Hu Hai sat in the car, looked at Ying Zheng on the horse with envy and admiration, and shouted at him, waving his little hands.

If in private or in the palace, seeing his son's cute appearance, Ying Zheng would definitely get off his horse and kiss him first before leaving, but in broad daylight, in front of so many soldiers of the Great Qin, Ying Zheng just A smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, he nodded at Hu Hai and said, "Sit here obediently, don't run around."

As Ying Zheng said, he glanced around. The hunting grounds were already guarded by Qin soldiers, and there were still Qin soldiers patrolling in the distance. Hu Hai's safety should not be a big problem.But this kid, Xiong, if he wants to kill himself, he has to find someone to stop him, "Zhao Gao, Rou Ji, I'm so lucky to be here to serve you, Young Master."

"No!" Zhao Gao and Rou Ji both knelt down and said.

"Hmm..." Ying Zheng nodded again, pulled the reins, and was about to set off when he heard someone report that the eldest son had arrived.

When he heard the words "eldest son", Ying Zheng's expression darkened slightly, but he quickly returned to normal, and he said to Hu Hai who was excitedly shouting "Brother is here", "Hu Hai, wait here Let's go. My father will go to see Fusu first, and then I will go back."

"Huh?" Hu Hai looked at the back of Ying Zheng riding away, scratched his head vigorously, turned his head, looked at Zhao Gao with a puzzled face, and said, "Doing this seems to be inappropriate?"

Of course, it's not suitable for etiquette.Yingzheng is the king, and Fusu is the minister; Yingzheng is the father, and Fusu is the son.No matter how you look at it, Fusu should go to see Yingzheng, not Yingzheng rushing to see Fusu.

"The servant girl thinks that the king has only a heart of pity for the eldest son or the eighteenth son." Zhao Gao persuaded.

"Really? But why does my son always feel that something is wrong? Brother Fusu is now able to go to court and listen to politics. He is busy from morning to night every day, but he is not as free as this son. He eats, drinks and plays all day long. How could he suddenly run away?" Come to the hunting ground to find the father?" Hu Hai tapped his palm with his folding fan, frowned and pondered for a while, then suddenly turned his head to look at Zhao Gao and said, "Zhao Gao, you said that the father and elder brother, You won't go secretly to eat delicious food behind my master's back?"

"This... Young Master, you really think too much." The first half sounds quite reasonable, but what is the latter part?You are called Little Pig, so you really only know how to eat?

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Qin Shihuang gained weight, everyone can make up for Qin Shimingyue and the first chaos in history... It's too unbearable...