[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

As Qin Shihuang who represented Xia Wu and saved the future, and saved the story, so that the author can continue to write the protagonist of Chapter 5.Although Hu Hai saw that Ying Zheng was looking at him, he didn't have any sense of being glared at. Instead, he complained in his heart, you cheating sons and gentlemen, what do you think I am doing when you run away without paying attention?Get up and run!you see me!Look at me again!You see, I can't drink you up, but I can't give you agility buff either!run!

If there is a father who is not worrying at home, Hu Hai only feels his heart is stuffy, he just wants to be a quiet second generation who drinks yogurt and doesn't lick his lids, why is it so difficult?The cold leaves fluttered all over my face, and my father's rebellion broke my heart.

Perhaps it was the union of father and son that allowed Ying Zheng to hear Hu Hai's wish. Faced with Jing Ke's reckless behavior of "one death is enough to pay, and two deaths will make money", Ying Zheng just felt that he didn't know where it came from. A surge of courage surged into his heart, he flipped his wrist holding the sword, and propped the tip of the sword on the ground, half kneeling on the ground, his body actually jumped up from the ground, turned around and swiftly dodged to the side.

To describe it in the words of a commentator, it is "It was too late to say it, but it was too late. I saw Ying Zheng dodging to avoid Jing Ke's dagger, holding the sword flat in his left hand, and pressing it on the hilt with his right."

Of course, you know me, everyone knows that it is impossible for a sword to come out in response.

"The Zulong is the Zulong, even the secretion of glandular hormones is so fast, but the movement of getting up is so hard, I don't know if it will flash to the waist when it is safe?" Hu Hai shot a projectile while thinking.He didn't expect much that his projectile could hit Jing Ke, all he wanted was to cause some psychological pressure on Jing Ke.As for what happened just now, it was purely that a certain Zulong's character was too bad, and his son's character was too good, so the blind cat met a dead mouse.

After quickly shooting two projectiles, Hu Hai thought about it and felt that something was wrong. People—why do they hurt each other?Letters between people... No, what he wanted to say was that although the ministers at the court shrugged because they were not allowed to carry weapons, no matter whether they were civil officials or military generals, they dared not rush up to fight with Jing Ke. Playing a one-on-one or a group fight game-that is, you single out a group of us, or a group of us beat you alone. What about the many guards with weapons standing outside the temple?Are they all dead too?Even the logic of Grandma Qiong Yao's novels is not as good.

Hu Hai didn't shoot any bullets anymore, turned his head and stood outside the main hall, watching the scene of the emperor flying assassins in the main hall, and was at a loss, with a guard who wanted to go in but didn't dare to go in, and shouted: " What are you idiots still doing in a daze? Why are you standing there in a daze? Escort!"

As soon as Hu Hai finished yelling this sentence, he heard a familiar voice behind him, "Father Wang bears the sword."

The owner of the voice, Hu Hai knew very well, was Fusu's cute little Mrs. Fusu, nothing unusual.But the content of the sentence he said made Hu Hai terrified.

The father bears the sword - the sudden sound is to ask Ying Zheng to change the sword that was originally hanging on the front abdomen of his body to the left side of the back.That is to say, ask him to hold the sword belt ring on the scabbard, push the sword from the front of the abdomen along the sword belt, push back to the left, and carry the sword on the left waist and back.In this way, no matter how long the sword is, Ying Zheng can easily pull it out.

But in real history, when Ying Zheng and Jing Ke were playing the game of chasing me, the ministers who were watching below shouted out in unison.

"Brother Fusu, why did you say that?" Hu Hai looked at Fusu beside him suspiciously.

Anyway, the plot has reached "Wang Negative Sword". As long as there are no mistakes, there will be no new ideas in the future.You must know that although Zu Long was ridiculed by himself as an office nerd, in real history, starting from Jing Ke's poor dagger, Ying Zheng was able to dodge, stand up, and break in a very short period of time almost instinctively. Actions such as sleeves, running away, drawing swords, and slashing people are definitely called extraordinary skills and amazing swordsmanship.

But, although Qin is just a vassal state, and the King of Qin is just a vassal king, when Ying Jian practiced swords, someone must have untied the sword early, drew the sword out of its sheath, and offered it with both hands, so in an emergency, how could he Maybe you know, when drawing a sword, where should the sword be worn, and where should the hand be held?Although in fact, Hu Hai only found out today that because he didn't invent the chair, when the people of Qin sat on the ground, the sword was not worn on the left waist for easy extraction like in TV dramas, but placed on the left leg in front of the abdomen.

well!After all, I still lack life experience... Wait a minute, the father has suffered from not being able to draw a sword, and he will not change his family training from now on, asking every son to practice hard to draw a sword, right?

Just when Hu Hai was diverging his thoughts, Ying Zheng, who heard Fusu's loud voice, came back to his senses. With a push of his left hand, he pushed the sword to the left back, and put his right hand on the hilt of the sword. Tai'a sword was unsheathed.

Pull out the long sword, turn around and fight Jing Ke.Although Tai Shigong only used six sentences in this fight, a mere 27 characters, but the writing is thrilling, and every sentence is in line with the way of fighting with daggers and swords, so it is worth mentioning.

One of the ten famous Tai'a swords was jointly forged by two sword masters, Ou Yezi and Gan Jiang.In the Spring and Autumn Period, the State of Jin besieged the State of Chu for three years in order to obtain this sword, but after besieging it for some reason, Tai Ah came to the State of Qin and became the sword of the King of Qin.

Holding ten famous swords in his hand, and his own good swordsmanship, the brave Emperor Yingzheng simply stopped running, turned around and slashed at Jing Ke who was holding a dagger with Tai Ah in his hand.

Seeing this situation, Jing Ke didn't dodge or dodge, and without hesitation, he rushed towards the King of Qin.It should be known that the ruler is short and the inch is long. Jing Ke holds short soldiers and plays close combat; Ying Zheng holds long swords and plays long-distance.The most fearful thing about long-distance is being approached by close combat. As long as Jing Ke rushes into the offensive of the long sword and fights Ying Zheng close to him, the Tai'a sword will lose its power, and Jing Ke's short dagger is exactly what it is good at.

However, Jing Ke is shrewd, and Ying Zheng, who is a master of swordsmanship, is not stupid. He still understands the principle of "shooting people first, shooting horses". .

Tai'a sword is Tai'a sword, it is more powerful than ordinary swords. According to the line of "swords are light and agile, mainly stabbing", ordinary swords should also poke a blood hole in Jingke's thigh to create artificial blood. Just a fountain.But when Tai'a sword went down, Jing Ke's entire left leg was cut off directly, and a large amount of blood spattered out, which shocked Hu Hai's eyes at that time.

"Fuck, is this a sword or a fire axe? The chainsaw in Chainsaw Massacre doesn't work so well." Hu Hai opened his mouth, widened his eyes, and looked at the wife in Ying Zheng's hand with surprise. A Jian, he took two steps forward, and wanted to take a closer look, but suddenly found that his eyes were really dark, and then he was so blind that he couldn't see anything.

"Who is it?" Hu Hai called out.

Instinctively, he grabbed the hand that was pressing his eyes, and just when he was about to swear, he heard Fusu's slightly nervous voice, "Hu Hai is not afraid! Brother is here, don't be afraid!"

Then, Hu Hai only felt that his shoulders were being pressed, and the person behind him squatted down, hugged him in his arms, covered his eyes with one hand, and hugged him tightly with the other, the low whisper seemed to say, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid! Hu Hai is not afraid! It's just killing people, there is nothing to be afraid of! Let's not look!"

Don't be afraid!What is there to be afraid of!Isn't it just chopping off a thigh, what's there to be afraid of?Not to mention that it’s not as good as those bloody TV shows in Hollywood, such as "Extremely Cold", which "vomits out a living person whose body has been half melted by stomach acid" and "kiss people, and then get out of people's stomachs" "Alien" that "drilled out" and "like to stay in a remote corner and wait for tourists to come and eat" when nothing happens... There are too many representatives of this kind of movie, so I won't give examples one by one, even in my previous life It doesn't even look like death.

In my previous life, my whole family was sitting in a small car, and then I was rear-ended by a large container truck behind, and then hit a large truck pulling coal cinders in front. , was directly crushed into a pie less than one meter long, and sitting in the passenger seat, he directly changed from a "very thin handsome man" to a "paper-like handsome man"—if he could change from a The words "beautiful" and "male" can be seen on the pile of meat sauce that is as thin as a piece of paper.

Hu Hai actually wanted to vomit and say, "Brother, are you afraid of me, or yourself? Or do you think I'm cute and want to take this opportunity to pull me into your arms and eat my tofu?", but he felt Although the heart of the person behind was beating like a drum, the body was shaking slightly, and the palms of the hands were constantly sweating. They obviously looked very scared, but they still had to force themselves to be calm, and hugged themselves firmly in their arms. Trying to use a gentle and firm voice to comfort his younger brother's behavior, Hu Hai suddenly remembered that Fusu is also 13 years old this year, and he is not the future son of the Great Qin who will join the army on the nine sides, fight against the Huns, and be admired by his contemporaries and future generations. It's a cute little Zhengtai who grew up in the deep palace and has never seen blood and darkness.

Why do you have to laugh at others?Thinking of when I was 13 years old, no... I was already able to calm down at the age of 13, eating ketchup while watching movies like "Cannibal".

Who told China not to have movie ratings?