[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

That night, Hu Hai had a nightmare. He dreamed that he had crossed over and became that scumbag of Qin II. Saber, chasing after himself shouting and killing.I don't know why, I tried my best but couldn't run fast, and was soon caught up by Xiang Yu who was behind, and fell to the ground with a knife, and then Xiang Yu stepped on his chest, holding the saber high, and grinning at himself With a cry of "Go to hell", the saber fell...

Hu Hai woke up, and in front of him was Ying Zheng's smirking face.

"Father...Father King...Can you lift your feet high and move your dragon feet away from the child's chest? I can't breathe." Hu Hai blinked and looked at Ying Zheng's chest on his chest. No wonder he was stepped on in the dream, it turned out to be the case.

"Hmph! Bear boy!" Ying Zheng retracted his feet, looked at Hu Hai who was getting up from the collapse, and was dressing himself in the familiar clothes, and yelled at the servants and maids behind him, "You guys are dead!" Already? Let the young master wear his own clothes!"

"Father, what happened to you today? Didn't you know that children always dress by themselves, as long as they are not too troublesome." Mianfu, which is purely oppressive, is fine. Qin Shihuang probably couldn't wear it alone. He said, "Father, what happened to you today? You look so bad?" It's not just bad, it smells like eating poop, and I don't know who offended him, "Father, what is wrong with you today? Have you been bullied by bad people? Who bullied you? Tell the child, and the child will help you beat his brat."

"Who bullied the widow?" Ying Zheng looked down slowly, looking at Hu Hai, who was disheveled, only wearing a tank top and shorts, with white arms and thighs exposed, and a childish and cute face with three points of innocence and seven points of indignation Passionate, if you look at him normally, you will feel that he is very caring and cute, and he is worthy of being his good son.But when he thought of all the bad things he had done, Ying Zheng felt his heart shudder.

Just because last night, a certain brat casually said that he would do morning exercises with his father tomorrow morning. In order to prevent the brat from seeing something he shouldn’t see when he broke into the empty door in the morning, polluting his not-so-pure heart, the widow, the father, It's very rare that I don't find a beautiful woman to sleep with, and I don't sleep well all night, because I'm afraid that I won't be able to wake up in the morning, and I'm afraid that the bear will be sad.

As a result... I rolled all night like frying pancakes, my eyes looked from dark to dawn, and I was going to be late until the early days. The brat who was supposed to come earlier never came.

Originally, I thought that the bear was afraid of doing morning exercises before the morning morning, which would delay his sleep, so the morning exercise time he said should be after the morning morning, but I didn't expect... Hehe, I seem to have completely forgotten about it.

I'm so mad!This is bullying!How about bullying you!How should the crime of deceiving the emperor be punished according to Qin law?How come?Xiongzi, so angry that the widows have forgotten Qin Lv.It doesn't matter, anyway, today I must give this brat a good lesson!

"That's right! Who bullied you? Boy, go and avenge you! Tell me, do you want him to smash the glass of his house with a slingshot, or beat his brat?" Hu Hai rubbed his eyes vigorously and yawned.

I'm so tired and still want to sleep. If a child doesn't sleep for six hours, it's easy to not grow taller.Speaking of which, what happened to Father Wang today?Come early in the morning to disturb people's sleep, usually after dinner... Wait, after dinner...Dinner...Did I forget something?

Hu Hai's movement of rubbing his eyes froze for an instant. He seemed to have really forgotten something important, and if this matter were placed on someone else, it would be a car crash at the last time.What kind of crime would it be to replace it with yourself?Hope it's not too heavy.

Hu Hai shrunk his neck in fear, as if he had seen little angels flying all over the sky, playing, playing and singing to welcome him—die!bad boy!

Seeing Hu Hai's silly and cute look, Ying Zheng knew that he had finally remembered it, and recalled it, and said with a sneer, "Ying Huhai, I will arrest you today..."

"Father, it's Zhao Huhai." Huhai raised his little paw, and corrected him very seriously: "Men call them family names and women call them surnames, and the child is the son of Daqin, not the princess of Daqin. He is a cute boy, of course he should Named by surname, not surname."

It's a matter of gender, and it's not okay if it's not serious.It's fine if others don't know, how could his own father let him play tricks on him in troubled waters.

"Boy? Hehe... What a cute boy..." Ying Zheng pressed Hu Hai's little paw back. If it wasn't for his own son, hehe, he would have sent you to be a eunuch directly. How dare you be a brat? What do you mean "Men call their surnames and women call their surnames"?

"I'm so cute, of course I'm a boy." Hu Hai raised his little meaty paw again, posing in a standard pose of a beckoning cat.

From now on, please call me "Zhaocaibaa" or "Zhaocaipi" thank you.

"Hmph! Do you think that if you are so cute, the widow will forgive you for your crime of deceiving the emperor?" Ying Zheng bent down, grabbed Hu Hai's belt, lifted him up, and carried him on his shoulders like rice... No, how can a person as cold and domineering as a widow carry rice to destroy his shape... No, how can a person like a widow who lives on the top of an iceberg know such a life-like thing as carrying rice?

Therefore, Ying Zheng silently changed Hu Hai, who was carried on his shoulders, into a hug in his arms, let him sit on his right arm, and pinched Hu Hai heavily with his left hand, muttering in a low voice. Said: "Baby bear, it's cheap for you."

"Father is the best." Hu Hai, who mistakenly thought that Ying Zheng had forgiven him, put his arms around Ying Zheng's neck, kissed each of Ying Zheng's left and right cheeks, and lay on Ying Zheng's shoulders, crying He said with a full face: "My father, Hu Hai likes my father the most."

This is Qin Shihuang... Qin Shihuang, who is alive and kicking, does not charge tickets, although he has eaten the other party's tofu many times, and I gave birth to... the tofu is a bit old, but every time I can eat his tofu, as a brain-dead fan, Hu Hai They all feel that they have made a profit, and they have made a lot of money.

"Hehe..." You won't like your father later.

It is summer now, although it is only Chen Shi (seven to nine o'clock in the morning), the sun is already hanging high in the sky.The sun is as hot as noon, and the unobstructed bluestone slabs of the Jianzhang Palace Martial Arts Field are scorching hot, and people who step on them through shoes will feel faint pain in their feet.Normally at this time, no one would be present in the martial arts arena, but at this moment, there was a small figure standing in the middle of the martial arts arena.

"Father really hates it..." Hu Hai, who was standing staggeringly, turned his head and glanced at Ying Zheng who was practicing sword under the shade of the tree on the other side. Seeing that the other party didn't pay attention to his appearance, he secretly moved his numb feet, "I know that I hide in the shade of a tree to practice swords, but I throw my son under the sun to do things? Huh! The emperor is not a good thing! Don't be your stupid fan! No wonder since ancient times, the emperor killed his son and killed chickens. Like a cub! Cold-blooded! Ruthless! No morals! No lower limit!"

While Hu Hai was cursing in his heart, he licked his dry lips with his tongue due to the large amount of water loss in his body.

Sweat flowed down his hair and cheeks, soaking his vest and shorts, and the skin exposed outside his clothes was burned by the sun. Hu Hai just swore that he would peel off a layer of skin when he went back at night.

"It's annoying! I don't know how long I'll have to stand. Are you going to finish practicing quickly?" In order to distract his attention so that his feet don't feel so uncomfortable, Hu Hai had to continue secretly watching Ying Zheng practice his sword.

According to Hu Hai's level vision, he naturally couldn't tell whether Ying Zheng's swordsmanship was good or bad, but he only thought that Ying Zheng was quite handsome today.Handsome - you can tell by his cute face; handsome clothes - instead of wearing the usual toga and long sleeves, he has changed into a tight and capable black suit, which looks extraordinarily heroic; dancing sword His posture is also handsome - although he can't understand a single move, it's good enough to look good, and coupled with the murderous aura that even a good-for-nothing like himself can feel, he has to be praised as super handsome if he is not handsome.

Why!No wonder after more than 2000 years of death, and the way of death before and after death is not very beautiful, there are still so many girls crying and calling for my son's stepmother.I just don't know, what kind of mood will my father feel after reading those time-travel romance novels on the Internet?Not standing up for a woman?Can't stand up because of the psychological shadow?From my son's point of view, it should be too conceited, thinking that no one is worthy of the domineering, handsome and cool me, so I don't want to stand up, right?

Hu Hai was still in the horse stance, and continued to think wildly against the big sun. In fact, Yingzheng didn’t stipulate how long he must do the horse stance. He just said to test his physical strength. In fact, he wanted to withdraw a long time ago, but the murderous aura on Yingzheng's side was too strong. Hu Hai was afraid that if he withdrew with his front foot, his back foot would be knocked down by a flying sword from outside the sky. "The murderous aura is so strong! , Today... Who is mad at him? Mad at him like this?"

Of course Yingzheng was very angry, because he managed to kill Yandan with great difficulty, and the Yan Kingdom was about to be destroyed. General Wang Jian fell ill, and when Wang Jian fell ill, the new Zheng and the old Han nobles who had surrendered several years ago turned against each other.

Ha ha... I hit the bear again, let him know, and proudly show off my foresight, how can I be ashamed of being a father, where can I lose face?

Ying Zheng was really heartbroken just thinking about it, wishing he could kill the crow-mouthed child—if it wasn't his own.

The author has something to say: Some people don't know why Zhang Liang Xiang Yu had to be killed?Zhang Liang’s family has been prime minister for five generations in South Korea, and Xiang Yu’s family has been a general in Chu State for generations. Even if such a family who has been favored by the emperor surrenders to me, I dare not really surrender...

On the contrary, people like Xiao He, Chen Ping, and Han Xin are not descendants of nobles from the Six Kingdoms, and they have no great enmity with Qin...

To put it bluntly, if the state of Qin was the Rabbit Communist Party, then Zhang Liang and Xiang Yu would be the landlords defeated by the Rabbit Communist Party (the land of Zhang and Xiang was distributed to farmers, their property was handed over to the state treasury, and their privileges were gone. What an enmity... ) Xiao He, Chen Ping, and Han Xin were all born in poor peasants. It doesn’t matter whether he is a rabbit communist or a skinhead, as long as you are in power and have a future, you can pay your salary...