[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

Before Zhao Gao could stop the carriage, Hu Hai jumped off the carriage in twos and twos, ran to Hu Shang, grabbed a handful of the commodities he was selling, held them in his hand, stopped to look at them, and said with a smile: "Boss, how do you sell these raisins?"

Hu Shang looked at Hu Hai in shock, as if he didn't understand what he was talking about.

"Hmm..." I'm so excited, it seems that there is no such thing as "boss" or "grape" these days.But what should it be called?Thinking about it this way, I feel really pitiful. Although I can go shopping every day, I haven’t bought anything on the street after traveling for so long, even the candied haws that are necessary for time travel... Sorry, there is no candied haws in this era , even if there are candied haws, Hu Hai dare not buy them casually on the street.

Modern people are always envious of the clean air in ancient times, food without chemical fertilizers and pesticides, natural and safe, which is more than ten million times better than modern times.Please, please think about it before saying this. In ancient times, there were no laws related to food safety, and there was no knowledge related to epidemic prevention, so the vegetables you bought may have no chemical fertilizers or pesticides, but there may be bacteria such as E. coli exceeding the standard. , The meat you bought is not injected with water and hormones to eat the feed, but who knows if this chicken died of the flu before it was alive, or will this pig have excessive parasites?In other words, does the bun seller on the street have infectious diseases such as hepatitis B or flu?

It is not popular these days to be vaccinated at birth. If you get sick unfortunately, no matter how prominent your status is, you will only die.During the Three Kingdoms period, Chen Deng had a head full of parasites from eating fish because of his unclean diet; there is also an unofficial legend that Cao Cao’s hundreds of thousands of troops in Chibi were infected with schistosomiasis.

The most important thing is that if you are a commoner from time travel, you will die if you don't eat. Hu Hai might just eat it if he can bear it.But Hu Hai knows his own identity, he was born and grew up in Xianyang Palace, the flowers in the greenhouse are held by Ying Zheng like him, it doesn’t matter if he doesn’t get tired of eating fine food, he doesn’t get tired of fine food, he has very high requirements on hygiene, he doesn’t drink water until it’s boiled , Don't eat the ingredients if they are not cooked, and don't use the bowls and chopsticks without scalding them with boiling water.

Such a habit naturally developed a glass stomach. Hu Hai has no doubt that he would have diarrhea after eating a bite of foreign food. These days, the most popular thing is to eat sashimi and raw meat, which is simply unbearable.

"That's it, how do you sell this? Zhao Gao, come and talk to him, I'll buy all of these. Also, ask me if there are any seeds in these grapes. I want to plant them myself." Hu Hai looked at the grapes with excitement. The raisins caught in his hands were crystal clear and plump, and they looked so tempting. If it wasn't for fear of being unclean, Hu Hai really wanted to taste two of them.

But it's strange, isn't grape a plant that Zhang Qian brought back when he was on a mission to the Western Regions?Why did the Qin Dynasty appear?Could it be that the people of the Qin Dynasty and the people of the Western Regions had private caravan exchanges?

Naturally, Hu Hai didn't know that Xinjiang Hetian jade was excavated from the tomb of Fu Hao, the queen of Shang, which was unearthed in later generations, which proved that China had traded with merchants from the Western Regions as early as the Shang Dynasty.

And in the tombs of his several great-grandfathers, countless gold objects from Central Asia were unearthed.Although historians of later generations speculated that this gold was snatched from the Hu people, there is no way, who made the Qin State originate from a southeast, northwest, left and right, and there are Hu people within a thousand miles, even those who can be helpers There is no place for the princes of the Central Plains.

The family history of the Qin State is a history of how to beat the barbarians in the Western Regions. Therefore, among the seven states of the Warring States Period, Qin State and the Western Regions have the closest relationship.

Having figured this out, Hu Hai raised his head again and said, "Zhao Gao, ask him again if he can get other rare plants from the Western Regions. No matter what kind of plant it is, I want it."

Hu Hai said, with a slightly helpless expression, the kid is just bad, and he is not convincing when talking to people, so he can only let adults like Zhao Gao talk.

"Young Master, Hu Shang said that there are grape seeds, but grapes are grown by grafting grape seedlings. Grape seeds may not be able to grow grapes. Even if they are planted, the grapes will not taste good." Zhao Gao said, looking down. Glancing at Hu Hai, I immediately felt like my eyes were hurt.

Such a cute child, who grew up with gold and jade, who is thirsty for you and hungry for you, does he need to see green light and salivate when he sees something to eat?Don't be ashamed!

Although Hu Hai's small appearance with big eyes waiting to eat is actually quite cute and cute, but just think about who he looks like, and think about the righteous master in Xianyang Palace, if he also shows such an expression, Zhao Gao Xiangxiang really felt... quite touching.

"It's okay, as long as there are seeds." Hu Hai waved his hand and said indifferently.

Thanks to the blessing of a mother who liked to grow ginger, garlic and onions in flower pots on the balcony in her previous life, Hu Hai was once yelled by her mother who wanted to grow grapes on a whim, "Small it, check it out for mother." How to grow grapes", especially went to Du Niang to read the information on grape planting.Although Du Niang said that the grapes are indeed grown by grafting seedlings, she did not say that grapes cannot grow from the seeds, but said that the probability is more dependable, and it will take three years for a long time.

Another disadvantage of using seeds is that the grapes will degenerate, and the grapes grown will not taste good.

However, Hu Hai has no objection to this point. Firstly, there are no good varieties of grapes these days, and even if they degenerate, they will be unpalatable to the level of wild grapes; secondly, it is better than nothing. Those gardeners here were studying grafting. He didn’t believe that when Zhang Qian was on an envoy to the Western Regions, he could bring back a grape seedling from thousands of miles away. He just wanted to get a grape trellis in the palace, a swing under the trellis, and a hammock. In summer, he could swing and play hammocks under the grape trellis—he wanted to do this since he was a child, but his family was too poor to afford it. villa.

Hu Hai was thinking about the beautiful scene of swinging under the grape trellis, while listening to Hu Shang's story with a smile.It turned out that the Hu merchants came from the Da Yuezhi country in the western land, and wanted to buy silk from the Chu country, and they passed by here without any troubles, so...

"It's okay, these... I bought them all, and I sent them to Xianyang Palace for the things they still have in the caravan. Zhao Gao, pay for it." Hu Hai waved his small hand, and patted his shoulder proudly Said: "By the way, tell him not to go to Chu State again. Let him go back in a hurry, and then go to the Western Regions for my son a few times, and get some other things... I want it, as long as the Central Plains does not have it. The price is up to him." Hu Hai said, throwing all the raisins in his hand back into the basket, and said to the other followers: "Let's go, let's go back to the palace first, and leave the chores here to Mr. Zhao."

Being rich is so capricious.

"Stop! Put down that basket of grapes!" When Hu Hai turned around and was about to leave, he suddenly heard a childish and sweet childish voice from behind his head, no, such a high-pitched soprano, how sweet is it?

lay down?Why?I paid the money and it belongs to me, besides... even if I didn't pay, on the ground of Daqin, who would dare to stop me from eating Bawang grapes.

Hu Hai snorted coldly and continued to walk forward, ignoring the voice behind him, if it was a beautiful voice, maybe he would turn around to look, as soon as he heard it, he would be no older than five fingers, and the voice of a vicious stinky girl, Who has the patience to look back?

Before Hu Hai took two steps, he suddenly found a huge shadow in front of him, crossed it out, no, the owner of the shadow came from behind him.

Hu Hai turned his head, and saw a tall, strong, white and fat little girl standing behind her. The little girl put her hands on her waist and looked at him aggressively in a condescending posture.

Seeing that she turned around, the little girl stretched out her hand, tapped Hu Hai's chest with her finger, and said murderously, "I'm calling you! Why are you ignoring me?"

To be honest, if you close your eyes and don't look at the... healthy look of the little girl, Hu Hai thinks that the other party's voice is quite nice, and the grandma's tenderness, although it has a murderous look, is more of a coquettish taste.

"Why should I care about you? It's so annoying!" Hu Hai curled his lips, glanced at the carriage the little girl was sitting in when she came, and then at the clothes on the little girl. She was dressed plainly, and she didn't look like anything The children of high officials and nobles will not run into the palace crying to complain to their father.

Hu Hai was young, so naturally he didn't know that the pre-Qin period was different from the later generations. Most pre-Qin women wore plain clothes before they got married, and they didn't know how to dress up. They only started to make up after marriage.Of course, this is a general situation, and occasionally there will be two general situations, such as being called a "barbarian" Qin daughter by the six eastern countries.

But even in the state of Qin, the people of the old Qin were pragmatic, so no girl would show up in fancy dress every day, and most of the time she dressed plainly.Only after they get married, women will wear flowers and greenery, which is called saving face for their husbands.If a woman dresses well, it means that her husband has money and can live a good life. Men these days are shy and embarrassed to show off their wealth in person.

It was precisely because of this misunderstanding of thinking that Hu Hai miscalculated the identity of the little girl, which led to a series of events that followed.

While Hu Hai was looking at the little girl, the little girl was also looking at Hu Hai calmly.I saw him, dressed in a bright red brocade robe, with beautiful jade hanging from his waist, and with a delicate and flawless face, he looked like his favorite doll.

Damn it!Why can a boy wear such beautiful clothes and gold and jade?My parents made me dress worse than a little girl!snort!

"What are you looking at? Haven't you seen handsome guys and handsome men?" Hu Hai looked at him angrily, staring blankly at his little girl and said.

Being handsome is such a hassle, from three years old to 80 years old, it takes everything, the pressure is really too great.

"Beautiful man? Are you a handsome man like you? A beautiful man must be tall first. You see how short you are, and you are ashamed to call yourself a handsome man!" The little girl took a step forward, relying on her height advantage of being a head taller than Hu Hai , rolling down Hu Hai steadily on the aura field, "If you are so short, don't eat grapes, give me all the grapes, anyway, you are so short if you eat them, and eating them is a waste."

"Whoever is short is short!" Hu Hai, who was poked at the weak point, jumped up in an instant. Although he knew his height, he seemed to be petite and exquisite compared to children of the same age, but being said so by a girl was really familiar. Unbearable, "You dare to call me short, do you know who I am?"

"Who are you?" The little girl gave Hu Hai a contemptuous look.

"My surname...my name is Zhao..." Hu Hai found himself a little bit speechless, children quarreling and fighting for their father, this seems not very good, right?I am also such a big person, I am 19 years old, can I bully a little girl like this?

Hu Hai didn't want to bully the little girl, but that didn't mean the little girl was willing to let him go.Seeing that Hu Hai kept silent, the little girl answered calmly and freely, "Zhao? Zhao Xiaoxiao!"

With a sound of "jumping", the string called "sensibility" in Hu Hai's brain was broken by the little girl's "Zhao Xiaoxiao".

I saw Hu Hai jumping three feet high, pointing at the little girl and scolding: "You have the nerve to call me short? I don't even look at how fat you are! If you are so fat, you have the nerve to call you a woman? Pig, no, The pig is even thinner than you! Eat, eat, eat! You know how to eat! You don’t waste your food, you’re so fat, you still want to eat!”

Hu Hai was so excited to scold, but he forgot two famous quotes from later generations.

First, women are creatures with stronger fighting power than men before they are minors. Fortunately, God gave them a DEBUFF that bleeds for seven days every month to eliminate their fighting power.

Second, thin people will never understand the sadness of fat people standing on the scale; fat people will never understand the desolation of thin people being pushed down.

The little girl is a woman who has not been debuffed by the sky, and Hu Hai himself is a thin person, not only thin, but also short.

In broad daylight, in the bright sky, in the open, under the eyes of everyone, the young master of Qin, the most beloved son of Qin Wang Yingzheng, Zhao Xiaoai, no, it was Ying Huhai's little friend, was forcibly pushed to the ground by a strange loli.

The loli not only pushed, but also sat on Hu Hai's buttocks, pressed her hand hard, and punched Hu Hai hard on the face a few times.

"Mr. Zhao, you are so good at martial arts, why didn't you save me?" Afterwards, Hu Hai looked very sadly at Zhao Gao who was watching the whole time, "Tell me, do you know that I am blackmailing you behind your back, so you want to save me?" Borrowing a knife to kill someone? Take the opportunity to teach me a lesson?"

"My lord, the reason is very cruel, and the truth is very cruel. I don't think you would want to know." Zhao Gao stroked Hu Hai's head, looked at him with an expression of "you better not know" and said.

"Then don't tell me, let me be a happy single youth for a few more years."

The author has something to say: You know the truth...don't say in the comment area that there is no heroine...Although feelings are not the main line, the fiancee still needs to show her presence, to prove that the male protagonist's sexual orientation is okay...to prove her sexual orientation That's it, the fiancée can continue to play, the next time the fiancée shows up again, she will be married...

Hu Xiaozhu (crying bitterly): God!Such Queen Qin II, I'd better get involved...

In addition, I really don't think that ancient times are good, and ancient food is safe... In the pre-Qin era, Chinese people really ate raw fish and raw meat, and kueh refers to sliced ​​meat. .But after the Qin and Han Dynasties, everyone ate raw fish instead of raw meat. Later, in the Song Dynasty, there were eight major cuisines, and sashimi was a bit far from Chinese cuisine, so they gradually stopped eating...

Thinking about that parasite makes me afraid to eat raw food. .The steak is half-rare, the wood turtle passing by