[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

Ting Wei - the official name of the Qin Dynasty, one of the nine ministers.

Tingwei's job is to manage the world's prisons. The total number of prisons in the world must be aggregated to Tingwei's mansion every year before making a final decision. The current Tingwei of Daqin is the father of Hu Hai's quasi-father-in-law, aunt's father-in-law, and a famous jurist leece.

"Can't you just go in?" Standing on the street in front of Tingwei's Mansion, Hu Hai said in a pink and tender voice.

I saw his exquisite facial features wrinkled into a ball, and his big orchid-like eyes were full of water, and he looked as cute as he could be.But it is a pity that Zhao Gao, who stood in front of him, who is famous for his insidiousness and cruelty in later generations, not only ignored his malicious behavior of acting cute, but also scorned him heavily, "Don't cry, cry again I will catch you!" You have a tail."

"Ah? Don't!" Hu Hai hugged his butt with his backhand, looked at Zhao Gao angrily with puffed cheeks, and said, "Why are you all like this? You can't be so cheap. Have you never heard of a tiger's butt?" touch……"

"You're not a tiger, you're just a lamb." Zhao Gao touched Hu Hai's lamb hat and said with a smile.

Ying Huhai is a child who has never been born, the five elements belong to earth, and the zodiac belongs to sheep. Then I don’t know who is lacking in virtue, so I made a whole sheep suit with lambskin lamb.With a fluffy lamb hat on his head, a fluffy cloak wrapped around his body, and a large pile of round clothes, Hu Hai, who was originally slender, was wrapped into a big snow-white meatball that could move.

The most hateful thing is, I don’t know which one it is, but I think it’s not cute enough, so I sewed a big and fluffy tail on the part of the butt that should be the tail.

Kill a thousand swords!The direct result of this is that in Xianyang Palace, anyone who feels that he has enough status, especially women, besides pinching his little face, also has an extra hobby of pulling his tail.

"Ms. Zhao, you are not a woman, and you are not a eunuch. You are like those women in the harem, what kind of tail are you pulling?" Hu Hai hugged his big tail——damn, does the tail of a sheep grow like this?Don't think that I have never seen a sheep in Xianyang Palace every day. Thanks to "Animal World", I can tell the difference between a fox's tail and a sheep's tail.

"And you..." Hu Hai gave a fierce look, and the other attendants who came out with him said, "You guys eat my father's salary and don't know how to help me. It's just... if you don't come to help me Me, I'm going to call him a murderer!"

The followers ignored it, and Zhao Gao even gave Hu Hai an expression of "you scream, you scream, let's see who will come to rescue you".

"According to the laws of my Great Qin Dynasty, there are thieves who kill and injure people. If you are not helped by others, you can beat the wild with a hundred steps, and you will be the second best." Hu Hai put his hands on his waist and shouted at Zhao Gao angrily. .

"Hey? My lord, are you still able to use what you've learned?" Zhao Gao was about to be annoyed by Hu Hai.

You said that such a small child has so many eyes?The good ones haven't been learned, the bad ones... Hehe, after learning Qin Fa for a few days, they will be used to deceive people. When I was his age, I could only play with mud.

"My Daqin ruled the country by law. As the son of Daqin, of course I must learn to use the weapon of law to protect myself." Hu Hai twisted his waist triumphantly, and the fox tail behind him swayed, looking very cute.

Because for more than 2000 years, Qin Fa has been famous for its brutality and tyranny. Even when later generations discuss the reasons for the death of Qin II, they will list the strictness of Qin Fa. Therefore, when Hu Hai first learned Qin Fa, he thought about the future. How to fool Qin Shihuang to amend the Qin law, but... later... his young heart was greatly shocked.

In the Qin Dynasty more than 2000 years ago, there was such a thing as a brave man?The law clearly stipulates that "if there are bad people who kill and injure others on the street, and the people around them stand by and do not rescue them, within a hundred steps, they will be fined heavily."

Among Qin Fa, the ones that modern girls like the most, Hu Hai’s bet must be about "a fine for cheating in marriage", "if a husband beats his wife too much, he must be punished", "even if men and women have different jobs, they must be fined". Equal pay" those three items.

Damn, modern law doesn’t control men so strictly. Bigamy and de facto marriage have been canceled long ago. It’s just learning the law, and the whole three views are not good.

None of the above are the ones that ruin the Three Views the most. Hu Hai thinks that the one that ruins the Three Views the most is this one-the imperial conquest, lack of action, and the second best.From three to five days, you will be paid; from six days to ten days, you will be paid a dong; after ten days, you will be paid a jia.It has (also), and attainment.Water and rain, except Xing.

The translation is like this: "If you don't go to corvee, you will be fined 2688 yuan. If you are late for three to five days, you will be scolded; if you are six days late, you will be fined 384 yuan; if you are late for 1344 days, you will be fined [-] yuan. If the trip is delayed due to rain , then forget it, there will be no fine.”

Anyone who has studied history knows that the reason for the peasant uprising in Daze Township was that Chen Sheng and Wu Guang were executed because of the rain and delayed their trip during the process of going to the corvée. He died, so he rebelled in a fit of anger.

Legal illiteracy is terrible, so I can't be legal illiteracy like those peasants in Daze Township, and be fooled into rebellion casually, so I must learn to use the weapon of law to protect myself.

It's a pity, who is Hu Hai's opponent?Daqin is one of the first and second legal masters, talking about the law with him is simply a dead end.

Zhao Gao didn't even think about it, he threw a large ingot of gold directly into Hu Hai's hand, looked at the other party's shocked eyes, smiled and said: "According to the law of Qin, the first class is 1344 yuan, and the second class is 2688 yuan. Here Five people, this ingot of gold is more than enough to pay the fine, and you don’t need to change the rest of the money, the young master will save it to buy candy later.”

After Zhao Gao finished speaking, he grabbed Hu Hai by the tail of the fox, ignored his struggle and screams, carried him into the prison of Tingwei Mansion.

The prisons in the Great Qin Tingwei Mansion are all heinous criminals. Most of the crimes committed by these people are unspeakable, and there is no redemption for a hundred deaths. Anyway, if you die sooner or later, you have to die. It is better to use some waste heat before death, so Zhao Gao does not mind. , Use their lives to give Hu Hai a legal practice lesson.

Similar to all the prisons, although the prison in the Tingwei Mansion is a little higher, it is also full of sewage and smelly, and there are mosquitoes and flies flying there in winter.

Hu Hai, who was overwhelmed by the soaring stench from the moment he entered the door, gave up making noise and covered his nose with his hands, fearing that if he inhaled two more breaths of poisonous gas, he would die in minutes, Hu Hai stared angrily at him with wide-eyed eyes. Zhao Gao.

Faced with such an astonishing stench, Zhao Gao not only did not cover up the smell like Hu Hai did, but also had an unusually calm expression, as if he was not used to it at all. His calm and elegant appearance made Hu Hai a mess in minutes.

It was the words that came out of his mouth, without any sense of calmness and elegance, which made people feel very creepy, "Today we are going to learn about punishment."

The so-called torture refers to a kind of torture in ancient times. It does not belong to the traditional five punishments of "Mo, Ji, Ji, Gong, and Dabi", but it is also a very commonly used criminal method. The death method is quite cruel. There are quite a lot of celebrities too.

"Ms. Zhao, you made me a three-year-old...well, four and four-year-old..." Looking at Zhao Gao's four fingers waving in front of him, Hu Hai recalled the punishment he knew. Holding his stomach in pain, he regretted that he was going to search for a group of photos of torture in the late Qing Dynasty. Although the old photos were black and white and not high in resolution, they were enough to make his stomach hurt for a long time. "You let such a child go Looking at the prisoner, you are not afraid to scare me into Han Hui...Liu Ying?"

Thanks to various TV dramas, Hu Hai is quite familiar with these unofficial gossip.Emperor Hui of the Han Dynasty Liu Ying, the son of Emperor Gaozu Liu Bang and Empress Lu, was the second emperor of the Western Han Dynasty.The history books say that he is quite "benevolent and filial", but in Hu Hai's opinion, he is a useless man. He would go back and get seriously ill after seeing his mother Empress Lu make Mrs. Qi into a pig, and then give up on himself. In the end, Jidu died early without a son, and he didn't even have a book, so he could only squat with Empress Lu in "The Book of Empress Dowager Lu".

As a son of man, he couldn't protect his mother, but relied on his mother's protection. If it wasn't for Empress Lu's protection, he would have already grown grass on his grave. As a result, he still sympathized with a mistress who had "abolished himself as his goal in life" for many years; , not governing the country well, but because of a trivial matter, he fell ill in the second year of secondary school, abandoned himself, was weak and capable, and finally made a childless child, and let the collateral usurp the throne.

Not to mention that it was because Empress Lu herself was too cruel that Liu Ying ended up in this situation. If Liu Ying could handle the situation herself, she would not be as effective as the emperor if she was a queen mother. Qin, Han and Wu are not all good examples. So Hu Hai felt that it was still Liu Ying's own problem. With Liu Ying's character, if there was no support from a cruel woman like Empress Lu, the Han Dynasty might have died in the second generation.

Hu Hai once put himself into Liu Ying's perspective and thought about it, and he deeply felt that no matter whether it was his father in the previous life or this life, no matter which father asked him to see a person who could not share the same hatred, whether he was punished or tortured, he would not do it because of this. And felt that his father was too ruthless, and abandoned his biological father who had always protected him.

My son's three views are Jiang Ziwei.

But this is just thinking about it, Hu Hai never thought that this day would come so soon.

Hu Hai really wanted to pretend to have a stomachache. Although psychologically speaking, he definitely supported his father to the end, but after watching such a bloody and exciting scene, he would definitely have nightmares at night, okay?

Especially after seeing the appearance of the prisoner who was about to be sentenced to punishment, Hu Hai's stomach hurt more and more, "Such a beautiful girl...girl, what did you do?" The woman who was disfigured and in a state of distress, but still very radiant, looked at Zhao Gao with her head tilted and said.

Zhao Gao raised his eyebrows at Laotou who was standing aside.

Lao Tou, who was tall and thick, looked like a bad person at first glance, immediately leaned forward, knelt on the ground and said: "This woman is seductive and abducts people who are not six feet tall and kills for herself."

Hu Hai thought about it for a while, and it should be the article in Qin Fa that "A conspires to send B to steal and kill people, and he will receive ten coins, and ask B to be six feet tall, so what should A do?"Qin Chao's one foot is equal to 23.2 centimeters, and the height of six feet is less than 1.4 meters. In other words, this woman actually abducted underage children to help him kill?

Thinking of this, Hu Hai's sympathy immediately disappeared.No way, although he comes from a civilized society that clamors every day that "prisoners need human rights" and "abolition of the death penalty", he himself is not civilized at all. At most, he is in favor of simplifying the method of death penalty and changing it to shooting.

"Let's do it." Hu Hai clapped his hands, and made a hands-on gesture to Lao Tou.

Human sympathy is for human beings. Why should we give sympathy to human beings when they lose their humanity and deprive others of their lives at will?Hu Hai doesn't like to kill innocent people indiscriminately at all, and he doesn't like to kill people for trivial things. He used his status in the palace to protect some little servants and maids who just made small mistakes and would be severely punished. It means that he doesn't want to protect the innocent.

Hu Hai remembered a Korean movie he had watched called "Suyuan". The little girl Suyuan was raped by a pervert and was seriously injured to the point of death. The pervert said to Suyuan's father, "I will be sentenced to eight years at most, and you His daughter is not yet 20 years old."

It's okay to talk about human rights with the prisoner, and he is not the holy father Bailianhua.

Hu Hai sat on the mat that Laotou specially found for him, frowned, covered his nose, and held a volume of Qin Fa in his hand. During the execution, he put down the book suddenly and said, "Is this punishment? Are you kidding me?"

"If you come back to my son, this is indeed a punishment." I don't know if it was an illusion, but Zhao Gao always felt that he heard a faint disappointment in Hu Hai's voice, and it must be my lord who heard it wrong.

"Are you sure? No way? This is different from what was agreed." Hu Hai looked at the female prisoner's hand which was sawed off by Laotou. What kind of punishment is this?This is clearly the hospital performing an amputation operation.

"What do you think, my lord?" Zhao Gao asked cautiously.

Punishment, doesn't it mean to split the prisoner's limbs apart?Is it possible to separate a flower?Or maybe this brat came up with some bad idea. This is not about sharing candies and cakes.

"Didn't the punishment mean Ling Chi's execution, that is, the death by a thousand knives?" Hu Hai said, looking back at Zhao Gao.

What does Ling Chi mean? Zhao Gao doesn't quite understand, but it sounds like a thousand cuts... It sounds very cruel. My son, what kind of enmity is this?To cut people into pieces.

Seeing that Zhao Gao was still puzzled, Hu Hai added a few words: "Isn't it referring to the execution of the prisoner, let the executioner cut off the flesh of the person until he died. If you are not skilled, You can cover the whole body with a fishnet before execution and then tighten it, so that the muscles of the prisoner will protrude and it will be easier to cut the knife. It is said that a clever executioner can cut the prisoner [-] knives and make him live for three days and three nights die later."

I heard...Young Master, where did you hear that?Didn't you grow up in Xianyang Palace since you were a child?Where did you hear such a thing?So cruel, so cruel, so...speechless criminal law, Lao Zhao, I have lived half my life, this is the first time I have heard of it!

Looking at Zhao Gao's expression of "You are cruel, you are ruthless, you are good or bad", and then think about the "Ten Manchu Tortures" series, the "Seven Great Ming Tortures" series, and the invincible perverted little devils in later generations. Invented the 731 killing unit, Hu Hai discovered that the ancient working people were not only pure and kind in terms of conspiracy, but also pure and kind to cute in terms of torture.

"My lord also thinks it's too cruel to be executed by a thousand knives, why don't you take me to the torture room, maybe I can give you some opinions on torture?" Looking at the severed hands all over the place Even if he knew that the woman in front of him was a poisonous woman, even if the scene in front of him was really a hospital amputation, Hu Hai felt that the stimulation he received today was too great, so he had to find a reason to get out of the way, and could not continue Sit down here.

In the future, I would still advise my father to simplify the method of death. If it is not a heinous crime, it is better to change it to beheading. Damn, this is too exciting.

The author has something to say:

After the Five Dynasties, it became Lingchi. In the pre-Qin period in ancient times, it was purple in sauce, and it was not as cruel as in later generations.

The complete book of Qin Law has been lost, and only the more than 1-character bamboo slips dug out by archaeologists record Qin Law...

Writing this chapter is very troublesome, because it is written with reference to Qin Fa... So, Qin Chao, don't mess around with mistresses, don't beat your wife~

From the perspective of modern people, I don't think Qin Law is cruel at all. Although they cut their noses and face tattoos at every turn, they are indeed comprehensive and closer to modern laws (the Qin Dynasty had the law of justice, water and land resources Protection Law, Marriage Law, Civil Procedure Law, Women and Children Protection Law), there are many laws that are much cooler than modern laws. Method... It is difficult for abducted people to be rescued, isn't it because one village does it one by one, and then the law does not punish the public? In the movie "Blind Mountain", the heroine's father and the police wanted to rescue the abducted heroine, but the father died, and the heroine was rescued... In reality, it seems that both the father and the police are dead, but the heroine is still not kidnapped rescued

Isn’t there a lot of cases of missing women now, and then the Internet scolds those women for asking for it, for wearing too revealing clothes, and intentionally seducing people... According to the laws of the Qin Dynasty, it’s okay to make rumors about female compatriots, this is to be cut off nose

People in the six eastern countries can't stand Qin Fa, and now almost everyone accepts it without pressure. Thinking about it, it really shakes M