[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

Hehe, it's not easy to be a fan of brains this year, and it's even harder to be a fan of Qin Shihuang's brains!

According to history books, Qin Shihuang worked very hard and had to approve more than 100 catties of bamboo slips every day.When he was a fan, Hu Hai would say, "The male god is so powerful", "The male god is hardworking", "The male god's physical strength is really great", but as an idol, the energy to criticize yourself for more than 100 catties of bamboo tubes is all on you alone When he was on the body, it was a life that would be worse than death, and he wished he could travel through it again.

"Father... let me go to eat." Hu Hai looked at Ying Zheng weakly. He was indeed a workaholic who was said to be able to approve more than 100 catties of bamboo slips and work continuously for more than ten hours. Still so energetic, not tired at all.

"Come, come! Change this one again, and go eat after changing this one." Ying Zheng held a sky-blue coat in his hand, gesticulating on Hu Hai, and said with a smile.

"Father, you said that two hours ago." Hu Hai looked at the excited Ying Zheng with a dark face.

You have no jokes?Lie to such a cute child as yourself, how can someone do something?

"Is there? Is there? Has anyone ever said such a thing?" Ying Zheng stared wide-eyed and looked at Hu Hai in shock. Seeing his youngest son nodding at him with a dark face, he turned his head and looked at Zhao Gao, squinting his eyes. , said in a murderous voice: "Zhao Gao, did you just say such a thing?"

"Go back to your lord, this slave deserves to die." Frightened by Ying Zheng, Zhao Gao's feet softened, and he knelt on the ground with a "plop" immediately, kowtowing at Ying Zheng, and said in a trembling voice: "This slave was in a daze just now. I was so distracted that I didn't pay attention... This servant deserves to die, this servant really doesn't know if the king has said anything about it."

"Hmph! How dare you be in a daze in front of the widow? What use are you for! Someone! Drag Zhao Gao out, beat him fifty times, and fine him half a year's salary." Ying Zheng said angrily.

After the soldiers brought Zhao Gao out of Hu Hai's bedroom, Ying Zheng turned his anger into joy, looked at Hu Hai with a smile and said, "Look, the widow didn't say such a thing, did he?"

Lie down!What about the cute Qin Shihuang?Do you dare to be more shameless and shameless?Father, if you cheat your son so much, you... well, your immediate elders are all dead, and it's useless to know.

Hu Hai rubbed his head, which hurt like being stepped on by a grass mud horse, it was really a scene of losing moral integrity.

With Qin Shihuang all fighting for this, the forced Hu Hai could only go all out and let Ying Zheng manipulate him, being young and cute.

Hehe, remember to add him when writing "24 Filial Piety" again this time.

According to the records of later generations, because Comrade Qin Shihuang, "the first feudal superstitious man in history", was very superstitious about the theory of yin and yang and the five elements, he imposed very strict regulations on men's clothing in Qin.For example, common people can only wear white robes, officials of the third rank and above wear green robes, and the Ying clan can only wear black robes.

But for women's clothing, Ying Zheng did not make many regulations, mainly to cater to his personal preferences.The costumes of concubines in the palace are mostly beautiful and gorgeous. For example, in summer, they wear "light yellow sarcasm shirt" and "light yellow silver mud cloud drape", which are matched with hibiscus crowns, five-color flower skirts, five-color Luo fans, and clay gold shoes. , dressed in a high-end and foreign style, the most important thing is that it is very eye-catching.

Having said so much above, I just want to explain one thing, that is, regardless of Ying Zheng wearing black clothes all day long, he actually likes bright and bright colors, but due to his identity, Ying Zheng can't wear these frivolous clothes. Color, so what to do?

Thus, a pair of evil black hands reached out to a certain cute kid.

After finally escaping from Yingzheng's clutches, Hu Hai looked at himself in the mirror and said helplessly, "Father's taste is really... tsk tsk tsk... How can I go out with this? Did he forget me? It's his son, isn't it his daughter? A boy... is dressed so fancy, people who don't know think that I have practiced "Sunflower Treasure"."

Hu Hai straightened his clothes, looked at himself in the mirror, dressed like a coquette.

An incomparably bright red coat, with gold collars, gold bracelets and other accessories that can blind people's eyes, the whole body is shining with gold, and it looks like a little golden man from a distance.Thanks to Hu Haiyan's good face, he was not overwhelmed by the extremely tacky clothes, but instead showed a bit of cuteness and beauty.

Hu Hai straightened his hair, and recalled the look in Ying Zheng's eyes when he picked up a golden hair ring full of gems and pearls, and made gestures on his head. Most of the hair on the top of the head is shaved, leaving only the short hair that hangs naturally on the top of the head.Therefore, he has a hair style like a little monk. There is no way to tie his hair, and he can't wear a crown. It can't meet Ying Zheng's needs for some tricks on his head.

"But does my son really have to dress like this to attend the father's birthday banquet? I always feel that I will be laughed at by those brothers." Hu Hai sat on the carriage, frowning in distress, and stroked the little hair on the top of his head.

Although Fusu is a good brother, he still has sixteen brothers including Qin Er Shi who is hiding somewhere, and the relationship between those brothers and him is not too harmonious.

"My lord, your outfit was chosen for you by the king himself, and no one will laugh at you." Rou Ji, the palace maid who was accompanying her, looked at the listless Hu Hai who looked like a pickle, and said. .

Rou Ji is the maid sent by Ying Zheng to take care of Hu Hai, and she is also the grand maid in Hu Hai Palace. She has a lot of power in Hu Hai Palace. Apart from Ying Zheng, on certain issues... such as "your father thinks you are cold", even Hu Hai must also obey her obediently.Although Rou Ji has great power, her appearance is not the kind of bone spirit woman who is very majestic at a glance.On the contrary, as the name suggests, she is timid and timid, with a soft and soft beauty, which made the three-year-old little Hu Hai think of "grabbing from the maid to open the harem".

The reason for using the word "Qi Guo" is because Hu Hai quickly dismissed the idea. As for why he dismissed the idea... Anyone who sees a gentle and cute cute girl can easily fill one with one kick. When the bookshelf of books was kicked away, he would never have this kind of thought again, even if the bookshelf hit him.

Everyone is a soldier king who returns to the city to serve as a bodyguard for the school belle, and this son is a war five scum who travels through ancient times to let the school belle act as a bodyguard. There is a big gap between the two.

"Hmph! You are an accomplice who helps the evildoers and acts as a minion!" Hu Hai snorted at Rou Ji, and said in an arrogant voice: "I haven't forgotten that you just took off my clothes violently and violently."

"Young master, why should it be difficult to be a slave? The servant is just following the orders of the king." Rou Ji looked at Hu Hai's little face that was so angry that she looked like a bun, and said with a sweet smile: "What's more, this suit of clothes doesn't look good on ordinary people, but the young master does not look good. Doesn't it prove that you are so good-looking if you dress extremely well, and you are the only one who picks clothes, and no clothes pick you?"

"Ben! Gong! Son! No! Don't care! Ben! Gong! Son! Just! Yes! Blame!" I am ruthless, I am unreasonable, I am cruel, I am unreasonable, so what?I am Young Master Da Qin, who am I afraid of!

"Really?" Rou Ji smiled gently at Hu Hai, then grabbed a few unopened walnuts from the bag next to the carriage, lightly exerted force on her hand, and with a "click", Hu Hai smashed them all with a stick The unopened walnuts immediately opened.

Rou Ji spread out her palms, smiled and handed the walnuts to Hu Hai, and said softly, "Master, let's eat a walnut."

Looking at Rou Ji's white and tender palms, Hu Hai almost burst into tears, it's so annoying, I want to learn martial arts too.

The author has something to say:

This is definitely not Xiao Hu's harem, and there will be no romance lines. .

Yesterday I was discussing with someone why Li Ke couldn't become the prince, and then I thought about it, isn't this the same reason why Fu Su couldn't become the prince?

The son of a daughter who died in the previous dynasty became the prince, what do you ask the heroes of this dynasty to do?What if the mother wants him to avenge herself?

The son of the princess of the previous dynasty became the emperor, only the son of Yu Wentai, but later this son was abolished by the emperor's uncle, and the Central Plains Dynasty would not do this