[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

The First Emperor, who can be the first emperor through the ages, can be your tour guide and personally explain the history of the Qin Kingdom to you. If this experience is told, there will be countless brain-dead fans rushing up..."Male god, please marry me and kneel and lick", "Your Majesty" When will the group start again, please register for details", "Husband...", "Get out! Shameless little bitch, Your Majesty is my husband", "Fuck off the bitch in front, the male god is not gay" , "What about men? Support gays and anti-discrimination, don't you know that male gods hate women because of their fucking relationship?"

But for Hu Hai, who is the person involved, it was miserable, and the days felt like years, because the cute and cute Shihuang not only gave a history class on the spot, but also gave the exam questions on the spot after the lecture.

I wipe it!Brain fans, come quickly, Qin Shihuang or something, whoever wants it, buy one get one free, and give Fusu one for free, even if I am taken away by you, I will become a "son of the nation" because of my seniority. ", I also admitted.

Hu Hai glanced in frustration at Fusu who was talking about the "significance of Shang Yang's reform". He couldn't understand what Yingzheng and Fusu were talking about, okay? A whole piece of ancient prose, as well as various allusions that do not indicate the source, the two are intertwined with each other. According to his level of ancient prose, which must be annotated in Chinese class, he just wanted to understand the meaning of the previous sentence , The two of them have already changed the subject. Is this bullying science students?

Also, did your teacher, Fusu, tell you that you must write the source of the allusion when writing a thesis?

Hu Hai pouted, of course he knew the significance of Shang Yang's reform, but could he tell Qin Shihuang that "Shang Yang's reform promoted social progress and historical development" and "strengthened the centralization of feudal monarchs"?Different teaching materials, how to love each other?

Seeing the two father and son answering questions and looking very happy, Hu Hai silently glanced at the 36 statues, reviewing what he knew about the history of Qin in his heart.

This, Duke Xiang of Qin, the first monarch of Qin was officially listed as a vassal. He once led troops to participate in the "Fenghuo Opera Princes" party held by King Zhou You to celebrate the [-]th anniversary of the founding of Xi'an. To expand the territory, a monarch who died in battle.

And this one, Qin Mugong, the one who exchanged sheepskin for Baili Xi, one of the famous Spring and Autumn Five Hegemons.You said how did the Qin State go from the Five Hegemons in the Spring and Autumn Period to the point where it was almost subjugated later? What happened to the Qin State in the past few hundred years?Anyway, it wasn't mentioned in the textbook.

This...Qin Xiaogong, it doesn't matter if you don't know him, as long as you know Shang Yang, the male number one in "The Great Qin Empire".

King Qin Wu died early without a son. Fortunately, he died early, otherwise Qin Shihuang would not have ascended the throne.Of course, many people know him because of his name Yingdang. This name is comparable to that of the later Guantao Princess Liu who was tricked by his father.

Seeing that the two father and son next to him still ignored his plan, Hu Hai walked lightly towards the end of the statue.

At the end, there is only a solitary shrine, and there is no statue. Presumably, it should be prepared by Yingzheng for himself. Looking to the right, there are more places, empty, presumably reserved for future generations.

Go to "Thai", write "Emperor", adopt the title of "Emperor" in ancient times, and call it "Emperor".I am the first emperor, and the later generations will be counted. The second and third generations will be passed on to all generations.

Hu Hai glanced back at Yingzheng, and then turned his head to look at the large open space on the right. This man had imagined that behind his statue, the statues of his descendants could be placed for the second generation and the third generation, and passed down endlessly. However... Qin The second generation died.

oops!Sorry to forget Ziying again.

Hu Hai took a few steps back, walked to the location where the shrine of Emperor Qin II should theoretically be, and raised his head to look at the location where the statue of Emperor Qin II should theoretically be placed.

It is said that in the park of the Mausoleum of the Second Emperor of Qin, in addition to the tomb of Emperor Qin II, there is also an exhibition hall with the life experience of Qin II as the main narrative line, called "Qin Shang".

After educating the eldest son, Ying Zheng, who was about to mention the younger son, turned around, but saw Hu Hai, who was always smiling and cute, standing quietly at the end of the line, looking at the empty eyes with empty eyes. In one corner, the expression is free and I don't know what I'm thinking. There is no expression on the delicate little face, but it can make people read a deep sadness.

"Hu Hai, what are you looking at?" Ying Zheng stepped forward and whispered.

For some reason, at that moment just now, he always had the illusion of "not daring to speak loudly, for fear of frightening the heavenly beings", as if the son in front of him would be scared away if he made a loud voice.

Awakened by Ying Zheng's voice, Hu Hai, who was suddenly pulled back to reality from "The War of the Qin Dynasty and the Ruins Park", turned his head and smiled at Ying Zheng, showing a shameless and toothless smile. Said: "In a daze."

Send... send... stay!

Ying Zheng felt like he was about to spit out a mouthful of old blood. Could this be the first person in history who dared to be in a daze in front of the monarch, and even dared to say "in a daze" to you with a shameless smile after saying that?The word "Ya" has a cute vibrato, coupled with that natural expression, as if you are asking nonsense.

I am your father, you unfilial son.

Ying Zheng took a deep breath, and every time he talked to his unfilial son, he had to forgive him [-] times in his heart before he could continue talking to him, "What's on your mind at such a young age? What's there to be dazed about?" Ying Zheng glared at Hu Hai, It was still the child who looked so stupid, so the scene just now should be just his own illusion, right?The reason why Hu Hai stood there should be just a coincidence. How could he know what that place represented?He is only three years old.

"Hu Hai felt that it was difficult for his ancestors to start a business. He thought back to the glorious years of the kings who raised their troops and raised horses. He wished he could have been born a hundred years earlier to be with him." Seeing Ying Zheng's expression of hell, Hu Hai became playful, and said, "Duke Xiao is based on the strength of the letter. , Owning the land of Yongzhou, the monarchs and ministers guarded to see the Zhou Dynasty, with the intention of sweeping the world, including the universe, including the four seas, and swallowing the heart of the eight wastelands."

Although I hated it when I was studying, Hu Hai really praised the great education department at this time, thanked his Chinese teacher, and thanked the cruel exam-oriented education. Remember to recite silently, and also ask to write silently, so that Hu Hai can clearly recall the content of the full text, and improve it in seconds, "Extend to King Xiaowen and King Zhuang Xiang, enjoy the country's daylight, and the country is fine. As far as the father, King Fen VI Yu Lie, vigorously pursued his strategy and controlled the inner world, swallowed two weeks and destroyed the princes, acted as the supreme and ruled Liuhe, insisted on beating and flogging the world, and vibrated the world."

As soon as Hu Hai began to speak, the whole hall became quiet, Ying Zheng didn't speak, Fu Su didn't dare to speak, only Hu Hai's clear and childish voice echoed in it, telling the ancestors loudly that later generations praised them.

Hu Hai is not afraid of being regarded as a monster. Although the ancients were superstitious, but as the son of Daqin, even if he is born smart and precocious, he is not afraid of being criticized and slandered.In addition, there are many child prodigies throughout the ages. Mozart rewrote the piano concerto at the age of four, and Gan Luo was able to become the Minister of Qin at the age of 12. He is definitely not the most godly one.After all, the reason why "Guo Qin Lun" is famous is because he discussed the reasons for Qin's death from various aspects, and he did not take the gorgeous writing route like "Boss Fu".In the 21st century, it may be shocking for a child to suddenly speak ancient Chinese, but in ancient times, every sentence is in the vernacular.

"Of course, it's a bit early to say that, my father, you haven't killed the princes and swallowed Liuhe. But my son, to my father..." Hu Hai stepped forward, pulled Ying Zheng's sleeve, and signaled him to squat down , Then measured each other's height, lowered his head and silently put the three futons together, then stood on the futons, tiptoed, patted Ying Zheng's shoulder and said: "I believe it very much, don't let my son me Disappointed."

Why is Qin Shihuang so tall, but I am so short?People squatting are taller than me standing, this is simply unscientific!Father, did you grow the size of your son into your body?

"Little Hu Hai, you are really confident." If it weren't for the consideration of not being able to make loud noises in the important place of the Taimiao, Ying Zheng really wanted to hug this cute, idiot son with a serious expression of "do it well, the superior trusts you" Get up and spin around a few times.

"Must! Father, you are Qin Shi... King Qin Yingzheng!" Hu Hai quickly slid his fingers across the 36 statues in the main hall, and finally landed on the empty shrine. Yingzheng heard it as a matter of course The voice said, "Here! Right here! Your statue will be placed here, you will be the greatest king of Daqin, and you will be worshiped by incense forever." Hu Hai lightly bit the tip of his tongue, lest he get excited "The karma of Zulong's body and death is still there" was read out, "Swinging the sword to break through the floating clouds, all the princes will come to the west, so that those bastards from the six eastern countries will come out of the city and worship you."

Although this son will not answer "the meaning of Shang Yang's reform", but this son will slap dragon farts. The first emperor is a god, so there is no pressure to kneel and lick this son. Are you afraid of the fighting power of a brain-dead fan?

"Hu Hai's little mouth is so sweet, he really knows how to flatter." Ying Zheng stretched out his hand and tapped Hu Hai's diamond-shaped mouth.

Having said that, Ying Zheng is still in a good mood. If the other party is not a three-year-old baby and his own son, Ying Zheng will definitely hold Hu Hai's hand and introduce him as a confidant.

allow!It's so accurate!Not only did he express all the thoughts in his mind, but he also thought out thoughts that he hadn't thought about, had a faint thought, but didn't know how to say it.

To give birth to a son is to be like a father.

The author has something to say: Hu Xiaohai pointed at Qin Wuwang: lewd and slutty

Qin Wuwang pointed to Hu Xiaohai: Hu Xiaozhu

Qin Wuwang & Hu Xiaohai: Father, he bullied me!

Then Zichu came out... In terms of names, I still know how to choose names best. Ying Zheng, Ying Ziying, and Ying Chengjiao are all good names. . .

It is not wrong for the first emperor to be defeated by Hu Xiaozhu, because the little pig is not fighting alone. At this moment, he is possessed by the souls of countless historians and fans of the first emperor... Who will let the people of later generations take the first emperor His whole life was exposed to the sun, and he analyzed his death with a microscope... It is estimated that Hu Hai understands his character and thoughts better than Shi Huang himself