[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

After a conversation of "What if I guess wrong?" The tender little paw ended up being bitten by Ying Zheng in a demonstrative manner.

"Damn father!" Hu Hai puffed up his cheeks, holding a brush in his hand, puffing up on the fine silk cloth, writing and drawing, while muttering: "If you have the ability, you bite, if you have the ability, you can bite." Bite your right hand; bite people if you have the ability, but don’t bite your left hand if you have the ability.”

Bite your right hand so that my son will take the opportunity to be lazy?Zhao Gao on the side was speechless. Although he didn't like Hu Hai who was always bullying him, aside from his personal interests, he admired Hu Hai's "reasonable" energy.For example, a while ago, he obviously turned against him, and he was so angry that he didn't know what to give his father as a birthday present, and immediately stuck to "Master Zhao" before "Master Zhao" like a normal person Start to lose morals.

"My lord, you should be a man who does not lose money, does not mess around, does not deceive the dark room, is kind and kind, and most importantly, never crosses rivers and demolishes bridges." Zhao Gao said with a pun.

Hu Hai lowered his head and said nothing, raised his head for a long time and asked, "Master Zhao, can you do it?"

"Uh..." Bear boy, Mr. Fusu is cuter as expected.Mr. Fusu doesn't like you, at most he will ignore you, and he will never take it as his responsibility to piss you off.

Hu Hai stretched out his hand with a smile, patted Zhao Gao's shoulder, and said in a serious tone: "Master Zhao, let's work hard together in the next life."

A three-headed young lady who is only three years old, with a tender little face, puts on an old-fashioned expression, and then pats you on the shoulder and talks in the tone of a superior to a subordinate. If an outsider sees it, He will definitely scream "so cute", but as an insider, Zhao Gao can only silently... endure it.

Who let the bear boy have a good father?Zhao Gao remembers Xiongzi when he was a child—of course, he is not very old now, and he fought with the children of princes and ministers who occasionally entered the palace. After Xiongzi’s father knew about this incident, he did not have any cause and result of the incident at all, just tilted his head Said, "The son who dared to beat the widow, you didn't tell him who your father is?"

"My lord, change your clothes quickly, the New Year's banquet will start soon." Zhao Gao silently wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and persuaded him, "Among all the lords, only you can go to the banquet with the king. And Mr. Huhai. This is also your first time participating in the Great Court Meeting, Mr. Don't be rude."

Although the custom of Chinese New Year has been passed down from the Yin and Shang Dynasties to the present, Qin and Chu, the two most powerful countries among the Seven Heroes today, are despised by Confucius as a "land of barbarians". The new year, but the golden autumn October with the fragrance of melons and fruits is the new year.The people of Qin don't have a new year, they only celebrate New Year's Day, and the current king of Qin was born on the first day of the first lunar month, so the people of Qin pay more attention to New Year's Day.

Therefore, in the current state of Qin, it is not popular to eat New Year's Eve dinners or watch the New Year's Eve during the New Year.After that, each went back to each house, each looked for each mother, and waited until the next morning, that is, the morning of the first day of the first lunar month, the monarchs and ministers went back to the old capital of Yongcheng to sacrifice to the ancestors of the Qin Dynasty, and then came back to have a birthday feast, even the happy birthday song You don't need to sing, you can leave.

What Hu Hai is going to attend today is the New Year’s Tooth Sacrifice of the Great Qin Kingdom. This kind of banquet is for the courtiers, not the family banquet of the Ying clan. Under normal circumstances, except for the sons who are old enough, Yingzheng None of the other sons will be present.When Yingzheng was young, he was busy fighting with the palace and the court. He gave birth to a son late, and his eldest son, Fusu, was only 13 years old. Therefore, in previous years, Yingzheng would only bring Fusu to participate.

But today, because Ying Zheng said, "Well, Hu Hai has grown up too, and he will be five years old in the next year. He is a big kid, and he is no longer a two or three-year-old kid, so let's go with him", While making his No. 17 son vomit blood three feet in anger, he also officially pushed Hu Hai in front of the officials for the first time.

Of course, since it is to promote products, the products must be packaged before the product exhibition. For this reason, Zhao Gao did not hesitate to follow Yingzheng's order to tell Hu Hai the etiquette that he needs to pay attention to when he participates in the Great Court Meeting—— You can't cry or make trouble when you're tired, endure any grievances first, you must be quiet and beautiful, and you must pretend to be quiet and beautiful.

"I know, I know!" Hu Hai nodded vigorously, but as soon as he lowered his head, he felt like he wanted to fall forward. Arranging the beaded curtain, he said angrily, "Does my lord have to wear this curtain hat to go out?"

"My lord, I have told you many times that it is not called a door curtain hat, but a crown. The nine beaded curtains represent a nine-pronged crown." Zhao Gao hurriedly stretched out his hand to tidy up Hu Hai's clothes —— Xuanyi clothes, the upper garment is painted with five patterns of dragon, mountain, Chinese insect, fire, and Zongyi, and the lower garment is a nine-chapter mianfu with four patterns of embroidered algae, rice, 軼, and 軻.

"It's so troublesome... I think only the emperor... the king wears this, so I also want to wear it?" Hu Hai looked at himself in the mirror wearing a curtain hat that only the emperor would wear in the TV series, and raised his head Let Zhao Gao tidy up his clothes.

He now understands why the emperors in TV dramas look at people with their nostrils held high. The thing on their heads is so heavy, if they don't raise their heads a little, they will definitely fall down, okay?

Hu Hai rubbed his neck. He had a headache after wearing it for a short while. His father wore such a heavy thing on his head all day long, but he didn't suffer from cervical spondylosis?I feel sorry for my father.

"Mianfu is a kind of formal attire. Mianfu is worn for all auspicious ceremonies, and the attire varies with the situation. It can be worn by a doctor or above, and of course a son must wear it." Zhao Gao knelt aside and explained carefully: "Mianfu There is a system of six crowns, which are divided into six types according to the wearing level from high to low. It is mainly related to the number and length of "旒" on the crown and the type and number of "claw patterns" decorated on clothes and clothes. They are different, but they are all black clothes and clothes. The king is the son of heaven, and he wears the most respected big Qiu Mian in the mianfu. He wears a twelve-fold crown and wears big fur and black clothes. The coat is painted with the sun, moon, There are six patterns of stars, mountains, dragons, and Chinese insects, and six patterns of embroidered algae, fire, rice, Zongyi, Fu, and Fu on the lower garment. There are twelve chapters in total, so it is also called Twelve Chapter Clothes. The son is Dai Jiuyi Crowned with nine chapters..."

Listening to Zhao Gao's explanations one by one, Hu Hai felt dizzy. He was deceived by the TV series. This thing is not for the emperor, but the "system of six crowns" is so complicated. No wonder... no wonder it was later Qin Shihuang Abandoned.

Qin Wang's father has not yet become Qin Shihuang's father, and he has not had the kind of energy to toss about etiquette, so as his son, Hu Hai can only force himself to wear this set, wrapped like a zongzi, after wearing it Clothes that can't even walk, go to the Great Court Meeting.

but……

Hu Hai looked at himself in the mirror who had changed into a full set of crown uniforms, and happily swayed his body from side to side. I wonder if people rely on clothes. Of course, it can be said to be "uniform temptation". Hu Hai feels that he is more handsome and flamboyant. saved.

"Pfft! Hu Hai, what are you doing?"

As soon as Ying Zheng came in, he saw such a scene - the short and strong young lady, who was wearing a full set of crown clothes, stood in front of a full-length mirror with her back to herself, looking from side to side from time to time, and changing her expression from time to time He made a move, pulled his clothes and hat from time to time, and said words like "too handsome to dregs" from his mouth from time to time.Although Ying Zheng doesn't know what "handsome" is, and he doesn't know why "handsome is scum", but Hu Hai's actions that look as stupid and cute as possible have already greatly satisfied Ying Zheng Curiosity and bad taste.

"Father!" Hu Hai turned his head in surprise, and found that not only Yingzheng was present, but Fusu was also present, and seeing the uncontrollable expressions on their faces, they probably had stood behind for a long time, "Father! Big Brother Why don't you order someone to tell you?" Hu Hai stomped his feet angrily, thinking that Ying Zheng and Fusu would dig a hole and bury himself when he thought that his smug appearance just now fell before Ying Zheng and Fu Su.

Bai Qi, General Bai, don't go, take me with you when Changping cheats people.

"It's been passed on, how can you see such a cute little Hu Hai?" Ying Zheng looked Hu Hai up and down, with a satisfied light in his eyes.

If I grew up in Xianyang Palace, I should be like little Huhai, dressed cleanly and beautifully, and was dragged by my father to attend the New Year's court meeting.

When Yingzheng and Fusu were looking at Hu Hai, Hu Hai was also looking back at the two of them. Not to mention Yingzheng's clothes hanger, he looks good in anything, but Fusu is so good-looking?

Standing there quietly with a full set of crown clothes and a jade-like face, he looked a little more heroic and majestic than before, which surprised Hu Hai, who had always stayed in the gentle and elegant impression of Fusu.

"Brother looks really good-looking in clothes." Hu Hai said, looking back at himself in the glasses, with three heads and a short winter melon, crying too much, "Father, when will I be as good-looking as big brother?" Hu Hai walked away He took two steps forward, hugged Ying Zheng's thigh, shook his foot vigorously, and asked coquettishly.

"Hu Hai has Hu Hai's advantages, why bother to learn from Fu Su?" Ying Zheng looked at Hu Hai, who was not used to wearing a crown suit and wobbled like a duckling when he walked, and said with a smile.

"Then... what are the advantages of Hu Hai?" Hu Hai puffed up his chest and looked at Ying Zheng with his head held high.

quick!Father!Please don't be careless!Please praise the baby hard!The child likes the father to praise the child the most!

"You..." Ying Zheng bent down violently, stretched out his hand and hugged Hu Hai, hugged him in his arms, pinched his little face and said, "You can hug him and play with your delicate body."

Delicate and soft body can be hugged and played?Father, this doesn't seem to be a compliment to the child!

Hu Hai squinted his mouth hard, but Ying Zheng, who was addicted to pinching, became playful, and said to Fu Su who was standing aside: "Come on! Fu Su, don't stand around stupidly, come and hug me too. Hu Hai But it’s fun, it’s been fun since I was a child, I won’t cry no matter how bullied, and I’ll even smile at you foolishly. Among so many sons, you and Hu Hai had the most fun when you were young.”

Father, you love to bully your son so much, does the child even know it?

Fusu looked at Yingzheng who was bullying his son with a speechless expression. It turned out that the father liked Erchen and Hu Hai not because we were the eldest son and the youngest son respectively, but because we were easy to bully and were bullied. Don't cry or make trouble?

As if to confirm Fusu's idea, Ying Zheng pointed at Hu Hai's flat mouth and jokingly said, "Little Huhai, when you grow up, don't be as boring as your brother Fusu. He has a straight face all the time at an early age, and he is not as cute as Hu Hai at all."

"Father!" The bored Fusu couldn't bear it any longer, and stepped forward to "rescue" Hu Hai from Ying Zheng's hands, looking at the red nail marks on Hu Hai's fair little face with a distressed expression, with a serious expression on his face Said: "My brother has also received it, you should go."

"Uh..." It was fun when I was young, but why is it not fun when I grow up?I remember that the widow obviously loves Fusu very much, and he has never scolded him since he was a child, but why does Fusu get farther and farther away from the widow as he grows up?Each answer is like a monarch and a minister, not like a father and son at all.

Ying Zheng sat back in the chariot, looked at the chariot behind him, rested his chin with his hand, and thought about it seriously. He remembered that Fusu before the age of five was just like Hu Hai today, although he was not like Hu Hai. He acted boldly, but he was also naive and loves to be coquettish, but later he started to study, and with Chu Ji's education, he gradually heard the comment "Mr. Fusu is really sensible and courteous".

Fusu carried Hu Hai into another chariot, put Hu Hai on the ground, wiped his face with a handkerchief, and thoughtfully said, "Hu Hai, are you alright?"

"No." Hu Hai stood up and walked a few steps in the chariot, his small body swayed, his small head kept shaking and shaking, and the jade algae on the crown shook violently, as if he was about to fall down at any time. "Head is so heavy." Hu Hai complained, holding Mianguan with his hands, "I can't see the road when I raise my head, and the beads will block my sight. I'm worried that I'll step on my clothes and lose face when I fall down. But when I look down at the road, this ..." Hu Hai pointed to the crown on his finger and complained, "It's so heavy."

"Pfft! Hu Hai is really as cute and well-behaved as his father said." He was obviously complaining, but his pink and tender voice sounded unsympathetic, and he just wanted to be hugged and hugged fiercely." Bully".

Seeing that Hu Hai's mouth was flattening again, Fusu, who was worried that the other party would really cry out of shame, reached out and grabbed Hu Hai's hand and said, "Don't be afraid, Hu Hai, wait for the elder brother to lead you, and the elder brother will help you lead the way. There is an elder brother here , don’t worry, big brother won’t let you fall.”

Hu Hai didn't speak, but just shifted his eyes slightly, looking at the hands of the two holding each other, although he was a little moved, but his mood was a little weird, and he always felt that something was wrong.

Forget about Ying Zheng, at least he is an adult in his 30s, and he is not much different from his own father in his previous life. He has no pressure to act coquettishly, roll around and be cute-he used to act coquettishly and cutely with his own father before time travel, but Fusu...myself and the other party are 13 years old, why is it that they are always taken care of when they walk together?It hurt my pride too much!