[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

Father!Daddy o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓!See Xinjia, okay, come again (づ￣3￣)づ╭～one.

I haven't seen my father for a few days, my son misses you so much, I can't eat or sleep, and I lost a lot of weight. Now Zhao Gao sees his son with this ┭┮﹏┭┮ expression.Father, you don't miss your son the way your son misses you?What about my son—the cutest, cutest, most obedient, and most sensible baby?Although the son is not serving the father these days, you still have to remember to think of him, otherwise I will show you 〒▽〒, understand?

Father, my son gave you some small dishes a few days ago, and today my son will give you another delicious dish, which is made from soybeans, and the son named it tofu.Tofu is delicious, and the more you eat it, the more addictive it becomes. My son believes that eating tofu will definitely become the mainstream of society.

Alright, that’s all for today, my son will continue to write to you tomorrow, first (*￣3)(ε￣*) one, after one, let’s ヾ(￣▽￣)Bye~Bye~ !

Your most obedient, cutest, most obedient and most sensible baby Hu Haizi!

"My lord, aren't we going back to the palace tomorrow? Still writing?" Zhao Gao glanced at the letter Hu Hai had received for himself, and asked curiously while helping Hu Hai check the typos.

Because of the snow, and because they have to wait for the weapons made by Zhu, Hu Hai and Zhao Gao have not returned to Xianyang Palace these days, but have been living in Ganquan Palace.But, even so, Hu Hai didn't forget to let Ying go...ah no, he just forgot Ying Zheng, sending love to Ying Zheng for breakfast, lunch and dinner every day is not counted, and every meal must be accompanied by a super disgusting letter from home seal up.

Although theoretically you should get used to Hu Hai’s writing style from left to right and top to bottom, and also get used to the letter “(*￣3)” on the left and “(ε￣*)” on the right, but looking at this letter He must say "Me Mo Da" when he speaks, and "I miss you" when he shuts his mouth. There are also family letters such as "Amway" all over the place that people can't understand nouns. pain.

It wasn't because Hu Hai's letter was disgusting, but because Zhao Gao knew that although Hu Hai had written so many family letters on the surface, Ying Zheng had never replied to one. Mr. Hu Hai should have fallen out of favor, but in fact he was not at all. This is good. Ying Zheng not only carefully read every letter written by Hu Hai, but every time after reading it, he smiled and ate a few more steamed buns. He even ordered someone to tidy up a special cabinet. Come to collect Hu Hai's family letter.

In addition, according to the gossip from Xianyang Palace roadside agency, on the first night that Mr. Hu Hai delivered the steamed buns, after killing four steamed buns in a row, the king finally couldn't help but found an excuse to run away from the hall, leaving behind a The important ministers who were waiting for him to discuss the matter ran to the womb of Mr. Fusu in one breath. Using the excuse of giving Mr. Fusu a cram school, he ate up the steamed buns that Mr. Huhai gave Mr. Fusu, and then leaned on the wall to leave gracefully. go.

Children's control is really perverted!Hurry up!Burn burn burn!hateful!My lord also loves my daughter very much, why is the letter written by my lord's daughter to my lord not cute at all?

"Going back to the palace tomorrow? So fast?" Hu Hai turned his head, raised his eyebrows, and looked at Zhao Gao in surprise.

"It's been many days, is it fast?" Zhao Gao looked at Hu Hai helplessly. It is said that under the careful feeding of Mr. Hu Hai, the king and Mr. Fusu have gained weight recently, "Master, you are not playing Are you crazy, don't you want to go back to the palace?"

The mountain is tall and Wang Yuan, no one can control you, let you torment people in Ganquan Palace, mainly torment that poor cook.Poor thing, in just a few days, that chubby cook became skinny like a monkey.

"How could it be? I just thought that I would be very happy to get the sword and dagger from there tomorrow, so when I got excited, I forgot the time." Hu Hai rested his chin on his hand and sighed.

Just don't admit that "the mountain is high and the king is far away", it's just that "I don't want to miss Shu".What?You don't even know what "Happy to miss Shu" is?cut!illiteracy!I won't play with you anymore!

Anyone who dares to say anything like "Queen of Shu" or "Liu Chan" to my son will be dragged out and killed.

"The new year is coming soon." Zhao Gao reminded Hu Hai, "Every new year, the king, all the princes, and the clan must go back to the old capital of Yongcheng to worship the ancestors, and..."

"Father's birthday is coming?" Why did brother forget it?The reason why Yingzheng is called Yingzheng is because he was born on the first month of the first lunar month, "Does my son want to prepare a birthday gift? I remember that I didn't have this two years ago... My mother and concubine were still there two years ago, so it should be prepared by my concubine. This year, let me prepare by myself..." Hu Hai scratched his head in distress, and prepared a copy of "The Chronicles of the First Emperor", would he be sprayed to death?Oh, I'm sorry, in "Historical Records", I seem to have only learned stories about peasant uprisings like "The Chen She Family".

Dear father, why don't I tie a ribbon on my head and put it in a box to express it to you?

"Actually, young master, you don't have to worry. For a young master like you, everything and food are given by the king, so just let the king know what you want." Zhao Gao leaned over and whispered to Hu Hai: " If the young master really doesn't know what to give, can the servants do it for the young master?"

"Are you working for me?" Hu Hai raised his head and looked at Zhao Gao's flattering smile.

If he remembered correctly, just a few days ago, Zhao Gao was not willing to guess what Ying Zheng was thinking for himself.Today, he even took the initiative to ask Ying Zheng to flatter him?Zhao Gao, wake up!Zhao Gao, you should take your medicine!

The bad things in my heart are so bad, but Hu Hai is not a stupid person in the first place, coupled with the elite education of the whole people, Hu Hai has received a very systematic education in palace fighting and court fighting since he was a child-what?You don't believe the line before the dash?Seriously speaking, if you have learned the knowledge taught by your teacher since you were young and can apply it flexibly, then the level of Gongdou and Chaotingdou must not be too bad.

history!politics!

Taking history as a mirror and using history as a mirror can not only improve one's self-cultivation, but also recognize the truth and broaden one's horizons, so as not to repeat the mistakes of the ancients; as for politics, it is even more naked to tear off all the beautiful coats of the world, directly to nothing left.

"The state is a tool for one class to rule another. The army, police, courts, prisons and other dictatorships are all important parts of the state machine." Except for Marx and Lenin, which ancient people would dare to speak the truth so bluntly.

"There is nothing to be courteous about. It's either rape or robbery." Hu Hai lowered his eyes and murmured in his heart, how could a perfect and cute person like himself collude with a treacherous official like Zhao Gao who is famous for later generations?How embarrassing!

After making up his mind, Hu Hai suddenly raised his head, stared at Zhao Gao with round eyes, his cheeks puffed up, and said in a quick voice: "Zhao Qing, I will entrust you with my father's birthday present."

Although Zhao Gao is a well-known treacherous official, but he really can't think of any good gifts now, so he wronged himself to collude for the time being, as for the future... I will talk about it later.

This is called the morals of modern people.