[Comprehensive] Survival of the Last Emperor

Hu Hai was just about to spit out the grapes that Ying Zhengqiang stuffed into his mouth, but he saw Ying Zheng stuffing a bunch of grapes into his mouth. It seemed that he didn't taste the sour grapes at all. Hu Hai looked at the grapes with aggrieved expression I was still very puzzled and asked: "Doesn't Hu Hai like to eat grapes? My father really likes to eat them. I will grow some grapes this year. My father plans to share them with all the ministers."

"No..." Hu Hai shook his head silently, forced himself to swallow the grapes in his mouth, and silently shed two lines of tears of sympathy for Ying Zheng.

The dignified Qin Shihuang is so happy to eat a sour grape, what a village!

After finally eating the grape in his mouth, seeing that Ying Zheng was about to stuff grapes into his mouth, Hu Hai quickly shook his head and said, "Father, didn't you say that there is a swing? I want to play on a swing! Father, go Push me on the swing!"

"Okay! Swing!" Ying Zheng said while holding Hu Hai to the swing set that had already been made, so Hu Hai saw...

It is made of high-quality nanmu, but the color is pink and tender, and it looks very girly at first glance. It is also carved into four different shapes by craftsmen in turn: pig, bear, sheep, and turtle. Four swings on the trellis.

"Father...how can you do this?" Hu Hai's face was dark, and he was about to cry out of anger.

"What's the matter? Father, don't you think it's cute and cute?" Ying Zheng said, put Hu Hai on the piggy swing, stood behind and began to gently push the swing, and said while pushing: "Put a few more Set up a swing, whether you invite your little friends to play in the future, or you have too many bears, you can play with them all. How nice this is, each little bear has one, and everyone will not grab it."

Forget about friends, the only person who can become my friend is my brother... Sorry, the age gap between my brothers is a bit big, probably over the age of playing on swings, let them see these swings, don't laugh It's strange to die.As for Little Bear, Father, are you thinking too far? Your cute son is only ten years old... It will take at least ten years before your grandson grows up to be able to play on a swing.

"Father, let's talk about business!" Hu Hai took a deep breath and then took another deep breath. Those who want to become a prince must first work hard to achieve great things.

"Business? What else is there to grow up faster than you, and to give birth to grandchildren is more important!" Ying Zheng looked far away, and he had already thought about it. If it was a boy, he must be strict. Disciplinary, girls... Anyway, you can't be the emperor, so there is no pressure to pamper you, the second generation of Xiong, don't be too beautiful.

Little bear cub, let you torment your father now, if you have the ability, don't get married and have children for the rest of your life, otherwise, in ten years, your daughter will help me avenge you!

"Let's talk about recruiting customers! My son wants to recruit customers by taking an exam." Hu Hai clutched his congested heart and told himself silently, this is Qin Shihuang, this is Qin Shihuang, this is Qin... at the top of Qomolangma The image of the iceberg male god has collapsed, and now there is only one 24-year-old stupid father left.

"Exam? What kind of exam?" Ying Zheng said indifferently.

My baby must have gone crazy in the school exams these days, so I think of ways to torment people. If you are unhappy, others will not be happy.This kind of character of vindictiveness and love of entrapment really has the demeanor of my youth.

Ying Zheng, whose three views had been so distorted, thought so.

"Wenju and Wuju." Hu Hai slowly expressed his idea, "Young princes and ministers are all busy people, and it is impossible to meet every door-to-door guest who comes to recommend themselves, so in the past, those princes and ministers who recruited door-to-door visitors were all door-to-door or Earn enough fame by yourself, come to ask for recommendations after becoming a celebrity, or ask friends or subordinates of princes and ministers for help. This method of recruitment is inefficient and wastes not much time, and often recruits people who are not what you want. Don’t say In addition, the story of Shangjun, father always remembers it? In the past, Shangjun saw Xiaogong, and for the first time persuaded Xiaogong with the emperor's way. Hearing that Xiaogong dozed off, and accused Shangjun of being arrogant, he also recommended Shangjun. The Jingjian also scolded him; the second time he used Wang Xiao's technique to persuade Duke Xiao, he was sprayed back by Duke Xiao again... Okay, okay, let's not talk about spraying words? Anyway, the second time is not particularly pleasant."

Hu Hai hugged his head full of grievances, looked at Ying Zheng with big eyes, and continued to speak: "The third time Shang Jun saw Duke Xiao, he persuaded Duke Xiao with domineering techniques. I have understood the intention of Duke Xiao. Finally, when Lord Shang saw Duke Xiao, he began to talk freely about the strategy of enriching the country and strengthening the army, so that Duke Xiao was moved by it.”

Every time after listening to this story, Hu Hai wanted to say that the old Qin people were simple and pragmatic, and what they did was to fight for hegemony in the world, so they didn't dare to be interested in the kind of kingly and emperor's way that took too long.

"So tell me, father, if there is a particularly talented person who wants to rely on his son, but he doesn't understand what his son thinks, and he is not like Shang Jun, who has a good partner like Jingjian and can take risks. Facing the king's anger, recommending Lord Shang over and over again, maybe my minister will miss a talent." Hu Hai thought for a while, then raised his head and glanced at Ying Zheng, seeing that the other party was not angry, he was taken aback. Gu Zi continued: "Whether it's the so-called Four Princes of the Warring States Period or Lu Buwei, Father, have you discovered that the disciples of their sects all have an extremely important characteristic."

"What characteristics?" Seeing his precious son looking at him eagerly, Ying Zheng asked tactfully.

"Whether they are proficient in literature or martial arts or any one of the hundred families, they are all good at talking...I mean they are all articulate, clever and eloquent people. Many of them are like Zhang Yi and Su Qin, relying on mouthpieces and games People who go to eat." Hu Hai saw that Ying Zheng really didn't intend to get angry, so he carefully reminded: "Now that the world is unified, there is no need for these so-called political strategists to lobby the monarchs of various countries to exchange for the interests of the king. What I need now is someone who can do practical things, not someone who can spread all over the world with a single mouth. For example, Han Fei..."

Ying Zheng gave Hu Hai a blank look. Han Fei, everyone knows that the legendary Korean son who was killed by Li Si was jealous of his talent. Many girls in later generations want to prostitute him, but many girls definitely don't know, Han Fei Son, he... is a stammer.

"Didn't my father also read "Han Feizi" first and knew Han Fei's talent, so he fell in love with Han Fei's people. From another perspective, if my father hadn't watched "Han Feizi" before seeing Han Fei "Book, Han Fei's big stutter has probably been thrown out a long time ago?" Hu Hai said with a smile.

Being so hurt by his precious son, Ying Zheng was so angry that he didn't speak, and turned his head to the side.

"That's why I think that we can create an exam for those who are interested in this promising career as a diner, regardless of nationality, male or female... Ahem, women are not allowed for the time being, and everyone from young to old can take part, and let them answer the questions in written form. In the same way, we dig out the talents we want from the examination. Father, what do you think?" The method Hu Hai said is very common in later generations, that is, the imperial examination system, but in the present, no one I have heard it, not only has no one heard it, no one has taken it to heart, even the far-sighted emperor Ying Zheng just smashed his baby into a new game, and did not expect that this exam will open the sky of the celestial dynasty exam culture.

"What do I think? I think...it's good if you like it." Ying Zheng said indifferently.

"The venue needed for the exam, the personnel who maintain order, the invigilator, etc., all depend on the father." Hu Hai said with a smile.

"Why do you need a venue? Personnel to maintain order? Something like an invigilator?" Ying Zheng, who has always been in class alone, and no one dared to take the exam by himself, looked at Hu Hai suspiciously. Just now...was it? Promised something incredible.

"Hehe... well... please let Rong Erchen be a little bit of a joke first, and then the emperor will know." Hu Hai continued to laugh "hehe", and instead of talking about Yingzheng, he changed the topic and said: "My son I thought this exam was called... the exam before Chao Wei Tian Shelang and Mu Deng Tianzitang, before the eagle spread its wings and soared high, it was called... the college entrance examination." Hu Hai said in a wicked way.

He has already begun to look forward to it. The teachers at the college entrance examination mobilization meeting after 2000 said, "As early as the second century BC, in the era of Qin Shihuang, our ancestors had already begun to participate in the 'college entrance examination' to change their destiny. Study hard", and then every year during the college entrance examination, a group of college entrance examination candidates stood on the rooftop and scolded the bastard Qin II.

Even if Qin died in the second generation this time, with such a tormenting artifact as the "College Entrance Examination", he probably won't have to squeeze a century with his stupid father.

In a few days, His Majesty the Emperor's most beloved young son, His Highness the King of Gu will select the retainers and officials of the palace in half a month's time through a method called the "College Entrance Examination". , as long as the registration is successful, the news that anyone can participate spreads across Xianyang, Guanzhong, and even the entire Yongzhou area at the speed of light.

Unlike some people who are still discussing, many people who live far away and have sharp eyes even started to set off for Xianyang early.

Along with the "College Entrance Examination" spread throughout the world, there are also two "Poems of Encouraging Learning" that are said to be written by His Royal Highness King Bi himself.

The court was Tian Shelang and Mudeng Tianzitang.There is no such thing as a relative, and a man should be self-improvement.

A rich family doesn’t need to buy fertile land, the book has thousands of grains; there is no need to raise a high hall to live in peace, the book has its own golden house; when going out, don’t hate no one to follow, there are many cars and horses in the book; marry a wife, don’t hate unscrupulous matchmakers, the book You have your own Yan Ruyu; if a man has a lifelong ambition, Bai Jiaqin reads to the window.

Although five-character and seven-character quatrains were not popular in this era, and there was no rhyme at all when writing poems, and "Xi" came and went "Xi" every day, these two "Poems of Encouraging Learning" are still secular, simple, and straightforward. The most important thing is the naked utilitarianism in it - having a car, a house, and a beautiful woman, which makes the restless hearts of students from all schools of thought stir up.

Of course, there are quite a few people who scold Hu Hai for being vulgar.