I'm carrying a pregnant meme

Just like in a fairy tale, the prince and princess lived a happy life, and everything before it gradually faded away with the passage of time.

Chen Xiaoyan stayed in the human race, and the truth of the incident was made public. Earl Qin received the punishment he deserved, but the little bat did not stop enslaving a certain king.

The little bat is about to reach adulthood for a year, and it has been a little strange in the past few months. It has always maintained the shape of a bat and nestled on the head of a certain king with a little lack of energy.

The strangest thing is that these few days, the little bat will hug a certain king's finger and pinch his leg when he is asleep, and make a "squeak" sound in his mouth, like a little mouse happily stealing food.

But a certain king panicked, this kind of behavior is too shameful and dirty!His fingers were molested!

He must write a letter to Edward Yan, must severely educate this shameful behavior.

Dear Edward. Says:

Recently your son has behaved strangely, he would rub my fingers in a strange way, I think this kind of behavior needs to be severely condemned, but this kind of thing needs to be carried out by parents.

poor king

"What's the matter, is it a letter about the baby again?"

"Yes." Chen Xiaoyan thought seriously while holding the letter.

Vampires are not beasts, and they don't have a estrus period, so how could they behave so strangely.

Chen Xiaoyan roughly calculated the date when the little bat was born, and it was less than one year old, and suddenly thought of a possibility.

Immediately took up a pen and wrote a reply.

Dear Blood King:

Human babies will be in the "sexual budding" stage when they are three to six years old. I think the baby may be faster. The behaviors you mentioned are unconscious and normal behaviors. Please don't criticize the baby.

Note: I hope you can guide and know him, although the baby always bullies you, but the baby really likes you.

Edward Yan

A certain king who received the reply was relieved and suddenly realized that this was the case, and it seemed that he was thinking too much.

As soon as he turned his head, he saw the little bat looking at him with dark eyes. Although he was taken aback, he felt much more relaxed. He could understand the normal growth period.

"You wrote to my father again?"

"Yeah, what's the matter..." A certain king felt a little guilty after being stared at.

"It's nothing." The little bat flew away after finishing speaking, feeling that the little bat was not in a good mood, but in fact, he hadn't done anything to make him unhappy, leaving a certain king in place confused.

Vampires sleep during the day and are active at night. Today, I didn't see that nasty little bat pestering me. The king felt very comfortable and was about to fall asleep.

Halfway through his sleep, he found that he seemed to be crawled into the bed. He thought it must be an illusion, and no one would have dared to climb into his bed except that troublesome brat.

Until he found that he was pinned down, and there was a mouth moving randomly on his body, and it felt a little urgent and disorderly, which woke him up all at once.

He jerked his eyes away and found a handsome young man who had never seen him before, naked and suppressing him. Looking carefully at his appearance, he was so frightened that he couldn't speak, "You...you...you are..."

The handsome boy hooked his lips and smiled, "Why don't you know me when I grow up? Weak chicken king."

How could he forget that the blood race came of age in one year!He naively felt at ease because of Edward Yan's trust. Now it seems that the situation is very bad!

"what are you going to do……"

"I don't know what I'm going to do. I just feel uncomfortable in one place. Can you help me, idiot?"

As he spoke, he hugged a certain king and kept rubbing against his discomfort.

A certain king blushed and swallowed, "You...I...how can I help you...you..."

"Just don't move and let me do it myself."

After speaking, the king's pants were taken off. Looking at the handsome child, the king actually began to fantasize about him being on his body. Before he had time to think about it, he was turned over.

A burst of panic, "Did I make a mistake..." He, a strong man with eight-pack abs, doesn't look like the one below!

"That's right, don't worry, I've asked my father for advice, it will be very comfortable, and it won't hurt at all!"

……

"No! No! You stop!"

A certain person has been immersed in this and cannot extricate himself, still saying, "You are so cute, idiot, I like you so much."

A certain king is crying silently, I don't like you at all.

When everything was over, a certain king lay down on the bed with tears in his eyes and wrote a letter.

Dear Edward. Says:

I don't want to say anything more, your son is a devil.

A certain king who wants to go far away

Chen Xiaoyan who received the letter was held in Lin Lin's arms. The two looked at the letter together. Chen Xiaoyan asked puzzledly, "What did the baby do? Why do you say that about our baby?"

Lin Lin sniggered behind his back, "I don't know either, probably the baby has come up with a new idea to bully him."

"Oh, this little rascal doesn't miss me at all, it's so sad!"

Lin Lin hugged Chen Xiaoyan and stood up, "I remade a double swing during the day when you were sleeping, do you want to go and see it?"

"The swing is good..."

Lin Lin was afraid that Chen Xiaoyan would fall in love with the scene, so he changed all the flowers in the garden, and also dismantled the two swings that belonged to him and Lin Yi respectively. Now is it necessary to make a new one that belongs to the two of them?

Chen Xiaoyan felt that Lin Lin was still spending his time on him, and even if it was just because of the plot, he was willing to indulge in it.

The new swing is very exquisite, and even has carved patterns. I didn't expect Lin Lin's craftsmanship to be so good.

"so beautiful."

"How do you like it?"

"Well, I like it."

"Then let's try it."

"...Okay." I don't know why Chen Xiaoyan always felt that there was something vaguely wrong in Lin Lin's tone when he said "try it out", but he denied himself again. There is nothing strange about a swing, right?

It was clear that two people could sit side by side, but Lin Lin refused to let Chen Xiaoyan kneel on him face to face with him. Chen Xiaoyan was really about to ask, when he was horrified to find something pressing against him.

Seeing Lin Lin's malicious smile, Chen Xiaoyan knew what Lin Lin wanted to try...

"I can't...don't hang out...Lin Lin...don't hang out..."

It was dawn after a night of swinging.

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Just when it was over 1998 came the news.

Indifference 1998, "The mission is over, please be prepared to leave the mission system soon."

-

When he opened his eyes again, he realized that he had returned to the real world. Chen Xiaoyan, who was physically and mentally exhausted, immediately fell asleep again. Damn Lin Lin, he really knows how to play...

When I woke up again, I heard the voice of 1998 talking.

Indifference 1998, "The author named 'I copy the righteousness and confidence', your task score is evaluated by the readers, your score is 6.9 points, and the total score is 10 points. Congratulations, your grade is judged as qualified."

"Ah, finally qualified!" Although it seems to be true in the end, as 1998 said, as long as the plot is different, it doesn't matter if the protagonist is changed.

Indifference 1998, "The follow-up plot will be automatically completed by the system, and you can watch it in your column by yourself. The third mission was successfully completed. Please rest well before the next mission, huh——"

After washing his dirty body, he sat in front of the computer desktop and couldn't wait to click on the page called "Vampire's Love".

It turned out that the follow-up was exactly the same as when I left at the end, and I felt a little hot when I remembered what happened at night.

But in the end, there was such a sentence: two people are together, as long as there is more trust, the ending will be different.

This sentence... Chen Xiaoyan was in a daze for a moment, did he tell him something?

Suddenly the phone rang, it was a call from a stranger, Chen Xiaoyan hesitated for a while to answer the phone, "Hello, hello."

A female professional customer service voice came from over there, "Hi, are you Mr. Chen Xiaoyan?"

"It's me, what's the matter?"

"You left a message last time asking us to check the card number information. Now the result has come out. The holder of the card number is Mr. Chen Xiaoyan, who is yourself. Do you need any help?"

"No... I am myself, but how can I have so much money!"

"We can't make mistakes here."

Chen Xiaoyan knows this kind of black card. It is impossible to own it without saving tens of millions. How could he have so much money? He suddenly thought of something, went to look for his wallet, and found the account number Ben, the ID cards are all gone.

God!The house was really burglarized, but...but...the thief stole his ID card or something and gave him money!

The author has something to say:

Hahaha, who doesn't have the heart to write little yellow texts!Have yellow heart but no yellow gall T^T

Forget it, I don't know what to say...

Genius Mommy, Confused Son