I'm carrying a pregnant meme

After the children's farce, Chen Xiaoyan has reached the most difficult period of pregnancy. He is dizzy all day long, his body begins to swell, and his calves are always cramping.

"Father, this is the white porridge I cooked myself, try it."

In fact, Chen Xiaoyan couldn't eat at all, but he couldn't bear to let Bai Xiao down, so he forced himself to drink a little with a smile, but he couldn't resist the physiological reaction, and spit it all out in one gulp.

"Yes... I'm sorry, isn't it good to drink?"

Chen Xiaoyan wiped his mouth and said with a smile, "It's not delicious, but I'm really not feeling well right now. If you don't believe me, ask your father to try it."

Chen Xiaoyan glared at Bai Zimo who was sitting next to him, and motioned for him to finish drinking, your son and brother! Please save face!

Bai Zimo immediately accepted the signal.

"Xiaoxiao, come, father, try it." Bai Zimo took a big sip to save face, "It's delicious, very delicious, what a pity, Xiaoyan can't drink such delicious porridge."

"Really?" Bai Xiao's happy face turned red.

"It's true, go to school quickly, don't be late."

"Uh-huh."

Seeing that Bai Xiao was happy every day, Chen Xiaoyan's old mother's heart was satisfied, and she began to look forward to the new life in her stomach.

Suddenly in 1998, "In fact, he still likes you very much."

"...So what's the use of telling me now?"

Indifference 1998, "Who told you to neglect me."

"...No fuck to say."

Chen Xiaoyan is really uncomfortable now. There are no auxiliary buffs in this world, and he can only survive on his own. He is already haggard and haggard after having trouble sleeping and eating.

Bai Zimo felt sorry for Chen Xiaoyan but couldn't share it for him, so he could only massage his sore and swollen calf.

Chen Xiaoyan could only take a nap when he slowed down a little bit, which made his nerves a little weakened, Bai Zimo stayed with him all the time, but it didn't get any better, and the dark circles under his eyes kept hanging.

"Take a rest, one of us must be energetic, and when I'm fine, you'll be exhausted yourself."

"Then I'll hold you to sleep for a while, and you must call me if you have anything to do."

"Well, don't worry."

Looking at Bai Zimo's sleeping face, Chen Xiaoyan couldn't help but feel disappointed. This is just a character in a novel. In real life, he is still alone. It would be great if there is such a person to accompany him in real life.

He will not be obsessed with novels without doing anything every day, nor will he have time to write novels or commit any crimes, nor will he meet Lan Ling and Bai Zimo, nor will he have buns.

Because he has never owned it, he never wants it extravagantly. Once he has it, the reality will only bring him a disastrous gap. He thinks that this may be the real punishment.

He couldn't fall asleep anyway, so he stood up with difficulty. It seemed that Bai Zimo was extremely tired and hadn't been awakened.

He suddenly wanted to look at the blue sky and white clouds, flowers and trees outside, and then told himself to cherish everything he had now.

-

Not long after, the plot made new progress, because Chen Xiaoyan discovered that Bai Xiao seemed to be in a relationship. Chen Xiaoyan had passed the most difficult period and was very boring. He wanted to hear gossip, but Bai Xiao was too shy. In the end, I didn't know what kind of person the other party was.

"Oh, the wings will be hard when the child grows up." Pointing to his big belly, he said, "Bai Yan, Bai Yan, if you fall in love in the future, you must tell me, otherwise I will feel very uncomfortable."

-

Indifference 1998, "Why do you feel uncomfortable when the child grows up and falls in love?"

"I feel bad that my gossip can't be soothed—it's so uncomfortable!"

"..."

-

"Dong dong—" There was a knock on the door.

"Father, Dad, I'm back, can I go in?"

"Xiaoxiao, come in quickly."

Chen Xiaoyan looked at Bai Xiao expectantly, "Share it with me today!"

Bai Xiao's face turned red all of a sudden, and Chen Xiaoyan caught a glimpse of the red mark on Bai Xiao's neck. It seemed that she was a passionate girl, but it was also true, it was impossible for Xiaoxiao to be so introverted to take the initiative.

Chen Xiaoyan knew that Bai Zimo would definitely not talk to Bai Xiao when he was here, so he quickly pushed him away, "Hurry up, you go out and cook first, I want to chat with Xiaoxiao alone."

"Okay, okay, it's your little secret again, I'm really getting more and more redundant."

Bai Zimo put the peeled apples neatly on the plate, and watched Bai Xiao go out resentfully.

"Just tell me, what I really want to know, must be a very beautiful girl, what stage are you at now?"

Chen Xiaoyan asked in one breath, making Bai Xiao's face even redder, "No...no."

"Oh, don't be shy, I'm someone who has been here and can give you some advice."

-

Indifference 1998, "According to the file, you have been single for more than 20 years."

"...You violated my privacy, I want to sue you."

Pretending to be deaf and dumb 1998, "La la la, la la la, I am a little expert in selling newspapers~"

……

-

"It's not really a girl."

"what!"

"What's wrong, isn't it good?"

"It's okay, it's just different from what I thought, I always thought it was a girl." So this is also inherited, and looking at Xiaoxiao's shy little appearance, it is the one below, she shouldn't be bullied, right? .

"Today he kissed me, but I don't quite understand these things."

What, by the way, no one has ever taught Xiaoxiao these things. Now that he has taken over this responsibility, Xiaoxiao cannot be deceived by others. That person should not have done too much!

"Hey, no, no, no, you can't let him touch you casually in the future, what else did he do to you, you have to protect yourself in the future."

"Eh? Why...he said it was just to express an intimate kiss."

Chen Xiaoyan didn't know how to explain it to him, but suddenly thought of the clichéd coaxing method, pointing to her big belly and said tearfully, "Because you can get pregnant by kissing, you are still so young and you can't get pregnant."

Bai Xiao was surprised and flustered, "Really, what should I do now, I... am I pregnant now?"

Chen Xiaoyan didn't expect Bai Xiao to really take it seriously. In fact, men can't get pregnant at all, he is just an exception, crying.

"It's okay, it's okay, it doesn't matter once, if it's too many, so don't let others touch you casually in the future, you know?"

"Well, I see, I won't let him kiss me casually in the future."

Xiaoxiao is good, and the old mother expressed her relief.

"Okay, tell me what kind of person he is."

"I... I don't know how to say it, or else I'll ask him out to meet tomorrow."

"Meet the parents!"

As a good young man, he was going to meet his son-in-law, so he was a little excited for no reason~

Bai Xiao nodded as if making up his mind.

--the next day

"If you want to see him, you can see him directly. You can't be ashamed of being sneaky like this."

Chen Xiaoyan was speechless looking at Bai Zimo who was wearing sunglasses and holding a newspaper to cover his face. When the boss heard that he was going out, he still wanted to meet his son's partner, but he was even more excited than Chen Xiaoyan. He insisted on dragging Chen Xiaoyan to sit next to Bai Xiao a table.

"That's what rich people do."

"Rich people have a penchant for voyeurism"

I don't know what Bai Zimo thought of, and kissed Chen Xiaoyan's forehead with a distressed face, "You have suffered before, forget what you don't understand."

Chen Xiaoyan: I really don't understand you rich people...

Bai Zimo looked at his watch, "Damn it, you're late, you don't pay much attention to us as parents, 10 points will be deducted."

Indeed, they have been sitting here waiting for a long time, and the other party has not come. Although Bai Xiao deliberately did not let Bai Xiao tell his boyfriend that they are coming back, being late will directly lower people's favor.

Bai Xiao stood up suddenly and waved towards the door. It seemed that his son-in-law was coming, so he turned to see the person coming.

"Mom—!"

Chen Xiaoyan quickly hid in Bai Zimo's arms, and covered his face with the newspaper. Bai Zimo was a little happy to face Chen Xiaoyan's throw and hug, but this reaction was very strange.

"So, you know"

Chen Xiaoyan shook his head directly, "I don't know."

"Then why are you hiding?"

"It's better to pretend, hehe."

The polite but not awkward smile was to cover up his complicated mood now, because the person he saw coming was actually Qin Wei!

In a certain sense, what is the situation when an ex-boyfriend becomes a son-in-law!

"1998, are you sure this story is okay? The main character becomes a son-in-law..."

Apathy 1998, "I feel very good."

Chen Xiaoyan wanted to cry but had no tears, "Just as long as you are happy."

Chen Xiaoyan frowned and looked a little uncomfortable, "Zimo, I want to go back first, I feel a little uncomfortable."

Sure enough, Bai Zimo's attention was diverted, "Is it because the baby kicked you or is it uncomfortable?"

"I don't know, it's just uncomfortable."

"Then we'll go back right away."

Chen Xiaoyan hurriedly left with Bai Zimo, but Chen Xiaoyan hadn't figured out how to meet Qin Wei yet.

In case Bai Xiao really likes Tan Wei, he will always see him in the future, but in the original book, Tan Wei is a scumbag, what should we do if he becomes a scumbag, and he is inconvenient to move now, it is really depressing .

"I don't think that kid can do it today."

"Eh? Why..."

Bai Zimo's sudden comment gave Chen Xiaoyan a solution. He couldn't investigate Tan Wei himself, but he could let the big boss Bai do the job.

"I can't stand being late."

"I also think, I think we can send someone to investigate him first, so as not to make Xiaoxiao sad."

"You're right. I'm a democratic father. I can't directly interfere with my child's relationship. I have to figure out the quality of this person first."

It's so reliable!

Although Bai Zimo's actions and words are sometimes difficult to understand, he is absolutely unambiguous about serious matters, and this is the most important point that makes Chen Xiaoyan feel at ease.

Bai Xiao knew that Tan Wei was late, so he was a little worried. First, he was worried that something happened to Tan Wei, and second, he was worried about his father, because his father hated people who were not punctual.

Seeing his father leave, Bai Xiao felt a little disappointed, he must have been disappointed.

"What's the matter, Xiaoxiao, I was delayed for a while because of something today."

Bai Xiao, "It's okay, I'll go home after dinner."

Qin Wei could see Bai Xiao's disappointment, "I was just late for a while, the person is here, why are you sour?"

Bai Xiao shook her head, "It's not because of you."

Qin Wei stretched out his hand and rubbed Bai Xiao's head and said with a smile, "That's good, eat quickly. I just happen to have something to do at night, so I'll take you out to play after your holiday in a few days."

"Ah."

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In fact, I have never been pregnant and I don't know the true feelings of a pregnant mother. I only know that it is very hard.

Also, in the text, if it is not a pure human baby, it is set to conceive in June, and a pure human in October.