I'm carrying a pregnant meme

Chen Xiaoyan has a biological clock, and woke up on time at 6:30, only to wake up when he saw a certain boss who was still sleeping soundly next to him, and realized that the farce yesterday was not a dream.

He got out of bed lightly, but found that he was shirtless with nothing on, so he had to find a set of clothes from the closet that were slightly larger than usual and put them on.

He thought he should leave quickly, he already asked for a day off yesterday, and is going to work today,

I don't know where this is, will I be late if I go now.

Fortunately, the company provides board and lodging, so you can go to have breakfast, and you can be hungry by yourself, but Baozi will definitely not be able to bear it.

As soon as he opened the door, he was blocked by someone, "Ma'am, where are you going?"

"I am going to work."

"Okay, ma'am, give me the address, and I'll take you there."

"No need, I'll just go by myself."

"Madam, it's the boss who asked me to protect you every step of the way, and you can't leave this place by yourself."

"...Okay then, sorry to trouble you."

Chen Xiaoyan is an engineer. Although he is only an intern, he can still be very busy every day.

Chen Xiaoyan is addicted to work and cannot extricate himself.

"Ma'am, the boss wants you to answer the phone."

It's strange to be followed by a big man in black to work. All the colleagues looked at him and asked him all kinds of questions, and he couldn't explain it. How do you want him to explain it? Was he asked to be married by the big man as his wife for some reason?

"No, I'm working!"

"Ma'am, the boss told you not to be too tired, you are all pregnant."

As soon as all the colleagues heard this sentence, they immediately quieted down and looked over with gossip eyes, and then whispered to each other. Chen Xiaoyan was so angry that the pencil in his hand was about to be broken with a "click".

"The boss is not well, Madam seems to be angry."

Chen Xiaoyan grabbed the phone and hung up the phone, looking at the speaker with murderous eyes.

The big man in black continued to say without fear of death, "Madam, the boss wants you not to get too excited, or you will move your tires."

Damn, can you shut up!

Chen Xiaoyan couldn't take it anymore, and ran to the window to see that there was no one downstairs, and dropped the phone.

As soon as he turned his head, he saw the big man in black taking out another mobile phone, "Boss, madam is really angry."

"..."

Forget it, the big boss is the big boss, you can't afford to provoke him.

The engineering drawing in his hand will have to be finalized in a week, so he should not waste this time.

"Boss, madam is really busy."

……

The big guy on the other side of the phone was so angry that he smashed his phone to the ground, and said to the lawyer beside him, "This is unscientific! I am a big boss with so many companies, and I am not as busy as a small employee like him!"

The lawyer still smiled, "Mr. Bai, the current situation is indeed like this."

"What company does he work for, I want to buy it!"

Big Brother Bai smoked a cigar as if he was rich, so he could do whatever he wanted, and whatever he thought in his heart was displayed on his triumphant smile.

Lawyer, "Mr. Bai is very sorry, this is a government enterprise, and you can't buy it no matter how much money you have."

Big Brother Bai's smile gradually froze, "..."

I have an MMP in my heart.

Finally patient enough to get off work, Chen Xiaoyan prepared to go back to the small house he rented, which was very close to the company, and it took more than ten minutes to walk there.

He was still reporting on the phone in real time. In fact, he really couldn't figure it out. A man like this is obviously very popular even if he doesn't talk about his brains.Is there some hidden disease that he doesn't know about, or is it that people in this world are all pure and pure, so they can't pretend to be white lotus flowers that regard money as dung?

"Boss, madam, he said he won't go back."

"Yes."

The man in black put away his mobile phone, "Madam, I will escort you back first, and the boss will come in to pick you up after you have rested."

"..."

Chen Xiaoyan still chose to ignore it and walked home, only to find that Qin Wei was at the door of his house.

"Senior, are you okay?"

"Why weren't you home last night? Where did you go?"

After Tan Wei finished speaking, he saw a big man in black standing behind him, and immediately changed his face, "You said you don't like men, so what do you mean by taking the man home now?"

"..."

This person is sick, the identification is complete!Who said that the people behind me mean that we are in that kind of relationship?Are you thinking too much!

"No, senior, you misunderstood, this is just a friend of mine."

"My friend, why haven't I seen your friend before?"

The big man in black pushed Qin Wei away, "Ma'am, stop standing and chatting with idlers, go inside and rest."

Qin Wei's face became even uglier, "Ma'am...? I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!"

Chen Xiaoyan gave the two of them a blank look, they were both gods and men.

Enter the house and lock the door, all in one go.

Qin Wei's scolding came from outside, and he uttered some unbearable obscenities, which stopped abruptly with a "bang".

"What happened, let me see."

Chen Xiaoyan lay on the door and watched the situation outside the door through the cat ears, there was another "bang", followed by a burst of wailing.

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"Oh my God! I just met the protagonist Gong for the first time, and he is already about to be beaten into the hospital, but I wasn't the one who beat him. Why did you lose my favor? 1998, your bug is too serious."

Indifference 1998, "Still investigating, please wait patiently."

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Chen Xiaoyan couldn't bear it, and opened the door to stop the big man in black, "Don't hit, don't hit, someone will die."

The big man in black stopped the fist he was about to throw out, and picked up the phone that had been ringing.

"Ma'am, the boss will be here soon."

Seeing Tan Wei who had been beaten unconscious, he swallowed unconsciously, "Okay...Okay, you can send him to the hospital."

"When the boss comes, I'll send him to the hospital. Madame, you can go in and rest for a while."

Chen Xiaoyan nodded and entered the room, lying on the sofa, probably because of her pregnancy, once she relaxed for a while, she couldn't resist the drowsiness that struck her.

Just let the plot take its course, it’s so tiring.

When Boss Bai arrived, he saw Chen Xiaoyan who was asleep, and seeing his tired sleeping face, his face was full of distress.

She is pregnant and still doesn't love herself so much.

Boss Bai packed Chen Xiaoyan into the car, and said to the lawyer who was driving, "It's fine if the company can't buy it, can I hand in my wife's resignation in the name of my husband?"

The lawyer turned his head slightly, "I'm sorry I can't, because the boss didn't issue a marriage certificate."

"..." Too bad.

The lawyer raised his glasses lightly, "However, the Civil Affairs Bureau works 24 hours a day, so you and your wife can become husband and wife at any time."

This damned panting, "Quick, go to the Civil Affairs Bureau now."

Location, Civil Affairs Bureau.

"We're going to get married!" Mr. Bai had already obtained all of Chen Xiaoyan's documents, and directly showed them to the aunt of the Civil Affairs Bureau.

The aunt of the Civil Affairs Bureau had a terrified face of being robbed, holding the conscience of the industry, "No... no, your partner is in a state of unconsciousness, who knows if you abducted him here."

Mr. Bai felt a little guilty, "A high-class person like me still needs to abduct people?"

"Then why don't you wake people up?"

Mr. Bai thought he couldn't be tough, "Auntie, you don't know, my daughter-in-law is pregnant and weak, and I have to come to get married today, but I can't handle it, otherwise you said who came to get the marriage certificate in the middle of the night .”

The aunt of the Civil Affairs Bureau felt that what she said seemed to make sense, and was moved a bit, "I see that your target in this file is an orphan, you have to treat him well."

The moment the seal was stamped, Mr. Bai immediately brought over the marriage certificate, "I will definitely."

Just as she was about to leave, the aunt of the Civil Affairs Bureau suddenly changed her expression, "Hey, wait a minute, are you a second marriage?"

When he looked up, Big Brother Bai had already disappeared.

"Now I can resign for him."

"Yes, boss."

When Chen Xiaoyan woke up the next day, holding his own marriage certificate in his hand, the names on it were Chen Xiaoyan and Bai Zimo, and he looked at the person cheerfully hugging him with a resentful face, he finally knew this What is the name of the person.

Without mentioning this person, I married him without authorization. What's the matter with this marriage certificate?He had a pale face and closed his eyes, full of the sense of ghostly marriage, and that ghost was still himself...

The big brother's world is really different.

"I've already resigned for you, you just need to stay at home and raise your baby."

"...No, I want to work."

Bai Zimo suddenly whispered into Chen Xiaoyan's ear in a low voice with some anger, "Do you not want my child?"

"No." I was afraid that when you woke up that day and found out that the child was not yours, you would still think that I gave you a cuckold.

"Then raise the baby obediently."

"……All right."

This bare/naked/naked threat.

"Come on, I'll feed you an antitussive."

Chen Xiaoyan opened his mouth. In fact, this man is normal when he is not sick. He suddenly remembered the marriage advertisement.

This man is married twice, and has two children, but he has never seen two children, after all, he is now a stepmother in name.

"Don't you already have two children?"

"They are all my children, and I will treat them equally."

"What about your ex-wife?"

Bai Zimo suddenly lowered his voice, "Why are you asking this, you despise me for being married?"

"No, just curious."

Boss Bai is moody and can't be offended.

"If you really want to know, I can tell you too."

"You better stop talking."

It's better not to know this gloomy tone.

"I ate her because she cuckolded me."

"Oh, woman..." I said it all and I don't want to hear it!