you are the only card i want

"You Are the Only Card I Want" Author: Wen Di

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Even in the holographic era, human beings cannot escape the temptation of drawing cards with krypton gold.

I, the self-proclaimed European Emperor of ten thousand years, unexpectedly overturned my car and got a rookie familiar with a handsome face, and the intensity can be called a tragedy.

I comforted myself: "If you want to be more open, the paper man, it would be nice if you could lick it."

However, I gradually realized that this idea is too naive...

○Brain Hole Joyful, BL, dog-type hot-blooded card player x cat-type high-cold player.

○The short story is over, you can eat it with confidence.

1,

It is no exaggeration to say that I am a European emperor.

Of course, the Emperor of Europe does not mean that my ancestors have any rare blood, but that I have always been very lucky in card games.

That's right, even in the holographic era, people can't resist the temptation brought by the card pool. Stupid human beings, throwing a lot of money in vain, floating up and down with a probability of a few tenths of a percent, trying it all Life is full of joys and sorrows, ups and downs.

Of course, these have nothing to do with me, after all, I am Ouhuang, a man at the top of probability.

Even if I draw cards with my eyes closed, I can still get the "ultra-rare" out of the card pool, attracting countless envy and hatred.

Today is the first day of the new server opening of "Magic Northern Lights". I squeezed in the crowd at the login entrance, waiting for the system to allocate the card pool. It is said that the content of this new copy is extremely rich, and the customs clearance time reaches 48 hours. Two days and two nights.

If you want to grab the first kill, summoning a powerful "familiar" is very important.

Today is Friday, the time is all right, the problem lies in my wallet - my salary last month was borrowed by a bad friend. The last bit of "miracle crystal" is left.

But I am not worried, after all, I am the Emperor of Europe.

Players who came earlier than me took away their "familiars" one after another. I watched them pass by, some with mournful faces, and some with bright eyes.What's more, the "familiar" was released directly - "Paladin Carlo", known as one of the most powerful cards since the service was opened, and the golden armor quickly attracted countless jealous eyes.

I silently sprayed two words in the bottom of my heart-mentally retarded.

Nine out of ten of these mentally handicapped players are novice players, who show their cards openly and don't know how to write low-key words.For example, the guy just now is less than half of my level. I bet that as soon as he enters the dungeon, he will be quickly surrounded by black organizations. Although the rules of the game cannot snatch cards, his equipment and materials cannot be kept. up.

By the way, the Black Organization also has a famous name - "Extermination of Leopards and Security Committee".

Just as I was thinking about it, there was a ding in my ear, and a gentle voice said to me: "Dear Mr. Brave Dugu Jiujian~ This is a warm reminder from Polar Bear Duoduo~ You can summon your own familiar~"

Dugu Jiujian is my nickname in the game. As the saying goes, the cheaper the vest, the better the character.

"Understood." I dismissed the system customer service lady, stepped into the card pool in a leisurely manner, took out a cloak from my luggage, and spread it beside it.

Of course, this is for Paladin Carlo. When I get him, I will cover him with a cloak to avoid the eyes and ears of the Leopard Elimination Committee, quickly enter the instance, and start the journey of reclamation.

In 48 hours, my name will appear on the gold list.

The plan was flawless and perfect, and even I couldn't help admiring myself.

While thinking, I sprinkled the miracle crystals into the card pool, and soon, the dazzling 360-degree glare special effects began to play.

Do you want to be so exaggerated every time?I choose to skip the animation without hesitation.

The first ten company, no paladins.

For the first time, just to test the waters, I threw some crystals into it.

Still no paladins.

No rush, no rush, I continue to donate generously, this time I didn't skip the animation, and waited patiently for the special effects of the glare to finish.

—No way, or not? !

After confirming that I wasn't blind, I started to panic. I put my fingers into my pockets, but found nothing.

I lowered my head, and suddenly found that my pocket was empty—the miracle crystals had been used up!

"Oops, this is too bad..."

Looking at the horrible Kachi in front of me, I slowly hugged my head.

——My European Emperor's lineage has actually failed.

2,

I have not yet recovered from the shock, the voice of the system customer service rang again: "Dear Brave Sir~ Your time is about to come, please continue your operations, otherwise the game will enter standby mode~"

"A little sympathy, okay! I'm going through the worst Waterloo of my life." I yelled at the system.

"Ahem, Mr. Brave, don't be discouraged~ Failure is the mother of success. Sincerely, Duoduo has prepared a VIP fast recharge channel for you, and you can get a [-]% discount on the second order——"

Before she could finish speaking, I immediately pressed the mute button.

At this juncture, you still want to cheat me out of krypton gold?no way!

That being the case, I can only bite the bullet and pick one.

I made a decision, turned back to the card pool, and started looking at the cards I had drawn.

The level of character cards in "Magic Northern Lights" is marked with bear paw prints, which are called "claws" by players, and they increase step by step from "one claw" to "five claws". According to the rules of the game, fifty miracle crystals are used You can draw ten cards in a row, and there is no upper limit to the number of draws, but in a dungeon exploration, players can only choose one character to sign the contract.

My shipment this time is simply horrible, not to mention five claws, not even a single four claws.The familiars I summoned were all crooked and shoddy, and what's more, the card surface was simply a cloud of black mist, which made people laugh and cry, and I could only beat up the modeler in my heart.

In desperation, I saw "him" in the corner.

"He" is a decent familiar from the physics department. His official name is "Mercenary Vegeta". His appearance is considered outstanding among a group of crooked melons. He has a standard height of 1.9 meters, and his eight-pack abs are just right under the armor. , with a spear and a short sword hanging from his waist, his hair is a standard dynamic golden hair, and he has an arrogant smile on his face.

——It's pretty handsome.

I looked away from his physical body and glanced at the rank instead, shocked on the spot.

——No, only one claw!

...The original artist of this character must have offended the management.

Thinking of this, I felt pity in my heart.

Maybe it was because of the lust, or maybe it was because of my brain twitching, I made up my mind and pressed the accept button in front of him.

——Since no one wants you, let me draw you out!

In the feathers flying all over the sky, he turned into a real body, walked slowly in front of me, and bowed.

"Your loyal guardian, Wangcai, come to report."

3,

"So, so, why is my summoning name Wangcai?"

As soon as he finished his salute, he took a step forward, pushed me to the corner, and asked with a straight face.

Please, step back a little bit, my pectoral muscles are touching my face!

I snorted through my nose, folded my arms on my chest, and rolled my eyelids to look at him: "Is this how you talk to the new owner?"

Yes, in this game, the player has control over the actions of the familiar, and I am his veritable "master".

He was stunned for a moment, then remembered the etiquette of the familiar, stepped back a little, and said, "But, this question is really important!"

"Okay," I scratched my head, although the game company has created a simple personality for each familiar, but this is the first time I have encountered such a fussy person, I can only tell the truth, "I was in a bad mood just now, so I lost casually." a name."

"That's alright?" He looked at me wrongedly, "Master, aren't you an idiot?"

"Do you have the nerve to talk about others, a one-claw-strength familiar!" I retorted angrily.

He fell silent.

I feel a little guilty in my heart—it seems unkind to ridicule others with intensity.

So I changed my tone softly: "What do you want to be called, choose yourself?"

Changing the nickname in this game must have historical relevance, so I called up a few system options to show him.

Hell three-headed dog?

God Erlang's howling dog?

Hachikō?

"Forget it, it's still prosperous." He replied in a dull voice.

We walked into the dungeon side by side and followed the crowd to the first area - the magic forest. Since his familiar level was too low, no player paid attention to me.

I sneaked a glimpse of his face, he buried his head, his brows were wrinkled, and there seemed to be a big fluffy tail drooping down behind his back.

His appearance made me faintly uneasy - did my words hurt his self-esteem?

Although he is just a game character, as a successor of socialism, I have always taken justice and equality as my life creed, and even when I treat paper people, I am as warm as spring.

But his stats are really unbeatable...

I began to regret the impulse I had just made, and quickly thought of a two-way solution—I could tell him that I had something to do on the weekend, my work had to work overtime, my mother was coming to visit, and my classmate was getting married... In short, quit the game first.Wait a few days to receive the salary, place an order, and draw out the paladins to play again, saving a great weekend from being wasted.

I almost spoke until my eyes met his again.

The eyes are azure blue, as bright as jewels, and complement the golden hair, the corners of the eyes are slightly drooping, revealing a bit of carelessness.

I have to admit, styling is totally my thing.

The so-called face-to-face change of strength is probably the case.

In just a short while, we have stepped into the border of the battle area of ​​the magic forest