The life of the dog is given by the cat

Following the voice, Lao Hei turned his head and looked up, and immediately jumped away in fright, holding the hamburger and shivering against the wall.

Miao Jun and Wang Luyan were also dumbfounded. The snowball in front of them had changed. The long skirt had been replaced by a T-shirt and shorts, and the waist-length white long hair had also changed into neat short black hair. It returned to normal, and it didn't look like it was just dying.

He calmly reached out and flicked among the many foods, turned his head to look at Wang Luyan, and said coldly: "Just order three hamburgers, what am I going to eat? Where did you put me, my master?"

Miao Jun was taken aback for a moment, then looked at Wang Luyan, and said slowly, "Master...Master...?"

Wang Luyan stared at Xueqiu'er in a daze, before recovering for a while, Xueqiu'er smiled softly and said, "Isn't it very popular now to call cats masters and people cat slaves?"

"Oh..." Miao Jun smiled awkwardly and lowered his eyes silently.

Xueqiuer sat down generously, looked around the table, squinted at Wang Luyan, and said, "There are only three Cokes!" After that, he picked up the cup in front of Wang Luyan, and said, "I don't think you're dirty, let's drink yours." .”

Wang Luyan watched Xueqiu'er take a few sips of coke in a calm manner, and then began to eat with great relish. Finally, he couldn't help but asked, "Are you a cat demon?"

"Cough cough cough cough!" Xueqiu'er was choked to cough again and again upon hearing his question, and shouted angrily, "What cat monster! I am a god!"

Miao Jun raised his head in amazement, and looked at the boy in front of him who held pineapple pie and fried chicken wings—is this a fairy?

Wang Luyan also had an unbelievable expression on his face. Although he had already guessed that Xueqiu'er was not an ordinary cat when he questioned Lao Hei before, but a fairy?immortal?Raised a fairy by myself?

Xueqiuer looked at the dubious expressions of the two of them, and said with a cold snort: "The Immortal Ben is the Great Immortal Xueqiuer under the Western White Tiger Sky, Biyue, and Boy. It has been a blessing from several lifetimes of cultivation, and you dare to question the identity of the Immortal?"

"..."

Wang Luyan and Miao Jun were speechless for a while, even with all the foreshadowings that they had seen before, it was still too ridiculous to hear such words.

What is the Western White Tiger Sky?Who is Bi Yuetongzi?And how could there be a great immortal named Xueqiu'er? ? ?

"Then Old Hei..." Miao Jun pointed at Old Hei hesitantly, "Also...is he also a god...?" As soon as he finished speaking, he felt ridiculous.

"Bah!" Xueqiu'er put down the food in her hand, and said angrily, "What kind of fairy! It's just a dog! After eating the golden pill of Ben Shangxian, he turned into such a human form, and almost killed Ben Shangxian. ! If it wasn’t for the immortal Rende to spare him his life, his soul would have already returned to the underworld and reincarnated!”

Hearing what Xueqiuer said, Miao Jun felt annoyed for some reason, as if he had humiliated his son.

Wang Luyan wondered, "Is the god...will die too?"

Xueqiu'er choked when she heard this, and said quickly, "Why do you ask so many questions! Whatever you say, you can't listen to it and you're done!"

Wang Luyan glanced at Miao Jun, and said awkwardly: "Can I trouble you...to explain the whole story? What happened..."

"That's right..." Miao Jun was still displeased by what he said just now, and frowned, "Why is my old Hei dying so hard..."

Xueqiu'er looked at the two of them, then at the old Hei who was still full of fear, sighed helplessly, picked up the Coke and took another sip, and said, "Actually, it's nothing complicated, but I'm just at your house during the day. , when it turned into a human form...it scared him to death."

Miao Jun was startled, turned to look at Lao Hei, and suddenly realized: "So you said you fell asleep...you were actually scared to death?!"

Old Hei shrank his neck and looked at Miao Jun, and repeated in a dull voice: "Dead...?"

"Yes, I'm scared to death." Xueqiu'er said calmly, "It was just a dog, and the Immortal would not take it seriously, but in the final analysis, it was because the Immortal didn't notice for a while, and killed such a life. The gods still have the virtue of being good at life, so the Immortal came out with the golden elixir to save his dog's life—who would have thought that he would eat Lao Tzu's golden elixir just after returning to his soul!"

Miao Jun was stunned again, and it turned out that the delicious food in front of him that Lao Hei said was Jindan.

"The golden elixir of the gods..." Wang Luyan asked suspiciously, "Is it going to be taken out so casually...and will it be snatched away so easily? Or will it be eaten by a dog?"

Xueqiu'er's face flushed immediately when she heard this, she was already a little guilty when she boasted that she was an immortal just now, and accidentally revealed her inadequacy, so she hurriedly said nonsense: "Of course I can make a trick and give it a try. There is no way to save him! But...but that...his lifespan was cut off! The Supreme Immortal...was merciful! That's why he personally used the golden elixir to renew his life! How could he repay his kindness with revenge!"

After hearing this, Miao Jun asked suspiciously: "If Lao Hei eats the golden pill, wouldn't it be fine if you take it back...?"

Xueqiu'er said angrily: "Do you know what a golden elixir is? It's where the spirit of the celestial beings resides. The golden elixir is only left with such a physical body, how can I get it back! Besides, the house is full of stupid dogs!" I can't catch it! I'm about to lose my primordial spirit, so I can only hurry back to my lair to replenish my vitality!"

Xueqiu'er explained half-truths and half-falsely, and didn't even care about the self-proclaimed "Ben Shangxian".

Although the detail that he panicked and fled as soon as the golden core was lost was hidden, but 405 is also a good place to raise his soul because of his usual spiritual power leakage. No bullshit.

And Miao Jun felt a little upset when he heard him talk about being a stupid dog. No matter how stupid Lao Hei was, he was still his son, and no one would be happy if he was said so.

Wang Luyan didn't care about these things, and asked again, "So are you going to come back to raise your spirit before going to Lao Hei?"

"Uh...um." Xueqiu'er nodded against her will.

In fact, after returning home, he turned into a cat body. He thought it would be more appropriate to store and restore spiritual energy for action again, but he didn't expect that the cat's expelling shell was too old, and it dissipated spiritual energy faster, almost Really put your life in it.

"Then why did he become so weak all of a sudden...the doctor euthanized him..." Wang Luyan asked.

"..." Xueqiu'er rolled her eyes, "I'm just pretending, this is my plan, to find Lao Hei as soon as possible and get back the golden pill, the fact proves that I was very successful." nodded.

Miao Jun looked at Lao Hei again, and asked, "Then you have taken the golden core back now?"

Xueqiu'er glanced at Old Hei, snorted softly, and said, "In order to save his life, I gave him half of the golden elixir."

Both Miao Jun and Wang Luyan were shocked, Miao Jun hurriedly said: "No, no, you can take it back, and let him be a dog."

Wang Luyan also said: "That's right, you are a god, and you just split half of the golden core, so won't there be any problems?"

Xueqiu'er pretended to be calm and drank the Coke again, thinking about how to complete the lie.

He really didn't want them to know that he didn't know how to return to the soul at all. Originally, he planned to share the golden core for a few years to extend his life for the first time. In the observation room of the pet hospital just now, it was Lao Hei who came to him curiously. Look at him, he seized the opportunity to retrieve the golden elixir, and then seeing that Lao Hei was about to die without his golden elixir, he was in a hurry and had just retrieved the golden elixir, and his spiritual power was not stable, so he accidentally gave away half of the golden elixir. he.

Now it is too difficult for him to get half of the golden core back, and to turn Lao Hei back into a dog, so he decided to maintain the status quo, anyway, even if it is really given Old Hei continued to use it, but his life span was only a few decades.

"Hmm...no need..." Xueqiu'er suppressed her voice and said artificially, "I just counted it out, it's also predestined, the gods should be doomed like this, and Old Hei is also destined to become a human of."

"You must know that those who are pigs and dogs are all murdered in the previous life. Today, they have fallen into the animal world to be enslaved and slaughtered by humans, so as to relieve the fate of the previous life. It’s not that he becomes a monster, it’s because his sins have been redeemed, he has avoided the suffering of samsara, and he becomes an adult directly, it must be because he has yin virtues in addition to killing evil in the previous life, so there is such a blessing.”

As Xueqiu'er said, she subconsciously stroked the long beard on her chin that didn't exist, and pretended to be an old fairy who was chattering, but her eyes were slightly closed, for fear that her eyes might miss something.

Miao Jun was dumbfounded when he heard this, and turned to look at the foolish old black, slandering in his heart: To be enslaved and slaughtered?I usually worship him like an ancestor.

"Then he becomes a human forever?" He asked unwillingly.

Xueqiu'er still closed her eyes leisurely: "Of course."

Wang Luyan scratched his head and asked, "What about you?"

Xueqiuer opened her eyes and looked at him: "What about me?"

"You..." Wang Luyan said a few words, "Do you want to...be a human...or become a cat?"

Xueqiu'er smiled lightly, and closed her eyes again: "The Immortal can do whatever he wants."

Wang Luyan felt embarrassed: Then you want to be at my house... What is this called...

Miao Jun looked at Lao Hei with a sad expression on his face, thinking what to do?A good dog has turned into a human being, why do I have to support such a big son for no reason?How much money do you have to eat me for just one day...

Old Hei stared blankly at Miao Jun, stuffed the last bit of hamburger in his mouth and squatted down, saying, "Jun Jun, Old Hei has become a man."

"..." Miao Jun silently shifted his eyes, and thought to himself, have you changed into a human being? You understand quite well.

"Old Hei becomes a human..." Old Hei repeated, "Old Hei is also Old Hei."

Miao Junyou sighed, "Okay, okay, you say yes."

"But I still have a question..." Wang Luyan said again, "Why... did you come to my house?"

When Miao Jun heard this, he quickly raised his head and asked, "Ah yes, why are you going to my house?"

Xueqiu'er looked at the two people in front of her again, pursed her lips, rolled her eyes, and said, "To repay the favor."