The life of the dog is given by the cat

"Come on, Tudou! Sit down! Sit down!" Miao Jun held a teething stick in his hand, trying to train Xiaoha brought back from the program group.

"Sit! Sit!" Miao Jun commanded with dry mouth, but the potato was focused on the snack, jumping up and down to pick it up, ignoring what Miao Jun was saying.

"Oh, let's eat!" Miao Jun lost his patience, threw the molar stick to the potato, watched it gnaw like crazy, shook his head helplessly, raised his eyes and said to the old gangster, "much stupider than you."

Old Hei on the side had been watching silently for a long time. Hearing this, he didn't know whether he should be happy or annoyed. He failed to manage his expression for a while, and made a weird frown and chuckle.

Miao Jun looked at "噗嗤" and smiled, and asked, "What do you mean? Are you still jealous of Tudou?"

When Old Hei heard this, he immediately raised his neck, "hummed", and said, "Why should I be jealous of it? I'm a human, and it's a dog! Can I do it!"

Seeing Lao Hei's feigned disdain, Miao Jun felt more and more cute and liked him. He picked up the potato and walked up to Lao Hei, and stuffed it into Lao Hei's hands.

"Why?" Lao Hei held the potatoes in both hands, and looked up at Miao Jun blankly.

Miao Jun sat down across the table, held his chin in both hands, and said with a smile: "Let me see if you two look like father and son."

Hearing this, Old Hei picked up Tudou and tilted his head to look at him. Tudou also tilted his head and stared back at him. The two pairs of mandarin duck eyes blinked at the same time. Miao Jun burst into laughter again: "Like! Like! Honestly! In other words, did you leave a bastard outside! "

Old Hei glanced at Miao Jun, put the potato on the table with a dark face, and said, "What do you look like! I am black! It is brown! It's ugly! Ugly! It doesn't look like it at all!"

Potato seemed to understand what Old Hei said, and yelled "Wow, wow" at Old Hei with his tail between his legs.

Miao Jun laughed with tears in his eyes, "I even have the same temper hahahaha! Tudou! Don't talk to your father like that! It's impolite hahahahahahaha!"

Hearing this, Lao Hei's heart suddenly moved, and he asked, "I'm his father, are you his mother?"

"Fuck you, you're the only one." Miao Jun glared at Lao Hei: "You are his father, and I am his father."

Old Hei chuckled, "I've become Old Bai."

Miao Jun was taken aback when he heard the words, and after pondering for a while, he understood the meaning of his words - when he first brought Lao Hei home, he and Bai Yeqing were also like this, one said he was Lao Hei's father, the other said he was Blackie's dad.

"That's not okay," Miao Jun said with a smile, "You are his father and I am his grandfather, that's the right way."

Old Hei blinked: "You still want to be my father? Is Lao Bai still my father?"

"..." Miao Jun pursed his lips, "There is no such person as Laobai! You don't care about him! You only have one father! Single-parent family!"

Lao Hei tilted his head again, Tudou also turned around and tilted his head to look at Miao Jun, the two dog heads complement each other.

Miao Jun quickly took out his mobile phone to take a picture of this scene, saved it in his photo album, and said, "I don't know what Tudou would look like if he also turned into a human. Maybe he's even more handsome than you."

"Impossible!" Lao Hei roared anxiously.

"That's impossible. Our little potato is so cute. With this fur color, at least the skin of a human being will be whiter than yours."

"I mean it's impossible to become a human! Only I can become a human!"

Seeing Lao Hei's serious look, Miao Jun couldn't help but smiled, and said, "I just said that, having you alone is not enough for me? Besides, give Potato half a golden elixir? The snow Qiu'er can't agree either."

"Wang Luyan can't agree either." Lao Hei added.

"Oh yes, speaking of this, last time when you were recording a program, Xueqiuer left in a hurry. I don't know if something happened. I will care about it when I have time next time. I kept asking you to help him We didn’t do any advertising in the store, they have opened branches now, and we are getting busier, and we will move away from Yangjiazhuang later, and we will not be neighbors in the future, and it will be even more difficult to meet each other.”

"We didn't live in Yangjiazhuang much at first," Lao Hei said. "We usually live here, and we can go back and live for two days when we have a rest in a month or two. We are not considered neighbors with them."

"That's different," Miao Jun said. "After all, this is just a dormitory provided by the company. Yangjiazhuang is still our home, but if you buy a house yourself, it will be a completely new home—it's still different."

"Like getting married and living in a new house?" Old Hei rolled his eyes, "I'm your official husband now?"

Miao Jun blushed: "Don't be so aggressive."

Old Hei blinked flickeringly: "Why am I so excited? You called it yourself."

"That's an expedient measure!" Miao Jun patted the table, "I'm a pure man, why would I call someone else...that! You see, I never called Lao Bai that much before."

When Lao Hei heard this, his eyes became brighter: "That's even better, you are only allowed to call me husband from now on."

"Get out." Miao Jun didn't bother to talk to him, picked up Tudou and turned to go upstairs, "Go, Tudou, don't mess with your stupid father, anyone who gets close to a pig stinks."

"Okay, okay," Lao Hei hurriedly followed all the way to the bedside, "That's not called husband, what do you call it? It's been almost half a year, and you haven't given me a conclusion yet."

Miao Jun sat cross-legged on the head of the bed, put the potato in the stall and gently caressed it, looked up at Lao Hei, and said, "I'll call you Tudou's father, and you can call me Tudou's father."

"That won't work," Lao Hei sat down on the bed, "Anyone can call this name, it's not special or romantic at all."

"Why are you so particular?" Miao Jun rolled his eyes silently, but he didn't stop stroking the potatoes.

Potato felt very comfortable, and he twisted his body with his hooves and palms turned.

Old Hei was jealous for a while, reached out to pick up Old Hei and threw it on the pillow, and lay down on Miao Jun's lap without hesitation.

"Ouch!" Miao Jun was startled, and quickly picked up the potato again, rubbed its head and said, "It's okay, it's okay, we scared the potato." After speaking, he raised his hand and patted Old Hei on the shoulder. For a moment, "Why you!"

"Hmph!" Old Hei puffed his mouth, "Don't touch it, touch me!"

Miao Jun couldn't help laughing for a while, and said, "Didn't you say you weren't jealous?"

Old Hei poked his neck and said, "It doesn't matter, just touch me."

Miao Jun was so teased that he leaned back and forth, gently put the potato aside, and said, "Tudou, don't get angry with your father, your father is stupid, we don't want to learn from him." Fat, not forgetting to "tsk tsk" two times: "It's really stinging, it can't compare with the fluffy dog ​​hair of our potatoes, and you have to let me touch it with a shy face, who are you talking about?"

Lao Hei felt comfortable, and no matter what Miao Jun said, he happily closed his eyes and enjoyed it. Tudou beside him was a little dazed, and stayed there for a long time, wrinkled his nose and sniffed for a while, and finally got into the old room. Hei's armpit curled up into a ball.

Miao Jun looked at it and smiled, stroked Lao Hei with one hand, and rubbed the potato with the other, both dogs were so beautifully touched by him that they could only moan.

Miao Jun smiled helplessly, and said, "Look at you, it's been almost a year since you became a human, and you've been an entertainer for more than half a year, why do you still look like a dog?"

Lao Hei opened his eyes and looked at Miao Jun, and said, "The dog can protect him."

Miao Jun smiled and said, "Just you?"

"Yeah." Old Hei took it for granted.

"Okay, okay." Miao Jun's hand touched Lao Hei's nose bridge, and then slid to the peak of his lips. He couldn't help lowering his head and kissed him on the lips, and said, "Then you have to protect me, little girl." handsome dog."

Lao Hei put his arms around the back of Miao Jun's neck, kissed him for a while, licked his lips lightly, and said, "What is a handsome dog?"

Miao Jun rolled his eyes, "I gave you an exclusive nickname, do you like it?"

Old Hei's eyes lit up: "I like it!" After speaking, he propped himself up and kissed Miao Junsuo. Tudou was frightened and jumped out of the bed quickly, looking at the two kissing on the bed not far away.

"Then what will I call you?" Old Hei asked again.

"Call Dad."

"No," Lao Hei thought for a while, "I'll call you Xiaojungou."

Miao Jun didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I'm not a dog."

Lao Hei lay back on Miao Jun's lap, pondered for a while, and said, "Then you are called...Xiaojun cat?"

"...so I'm a cat?"

"Then... Xiao Miaomiao? Little Meow?

"...You should still call me brother."

"No, no, I must think of a good one."

Lao Hei struggled to sit up and sat cross-legged across from Miao Jun. Tu Tuo jumped back on the bed, looked between the two of them for a while, and finally chose to climb onto Lao Hei's lap.

Lao Hei caressed the potato unconsciously, muttering words: "Little handsome dog... handsome... dog... handsome... Miao... cat..."

Seeing Lao Hei's serious face, Miao Jun couldn't bear to interrupt, picked up his mobile phone and took a few photos of him interacting with Tudou, and planned to post them as a promotional Weibo.

"Yes!" Lao Hei suddenly yelled, Miao Jun's cell phone almost fell to the ground in fright, Tudou also yelled "Wow" in fright.

"I'll call you a little bitch!" Old Hei said excitedly.

"Small what?" Miao Jun thought he heard it wrong.

"Little bitch! Didn't you say that a bitch and a dog last forever? You are a bitch and I am a dog! Forever!"

"...You, here, old, son, get out!!!"