The life of the dog is given by the cat

"Uh..." Miao Jun opened his mouth, then stepped aside, "Let's talk about it first..."

Wang Luyan walked into the room suspiciously, and then Miao Jun quickly closed the door.

Wang Luyan was startled, and asked, "No...don't let him in?"

Miao Jun was shocked: "Why did you let him in?"

"He said he lives here..."

"Let's go—" Miao Jun hurriedly turned the words, "——He——is alone... outside or..."

Wang Luyan looked at Miao Jun's appearance, and felt even more strange in his heart. Could it be that the young couple had a quarrel?

Seeing Wang Luyan's eyes full of suspicion, Miao Jun quickly explained: "I don't know him at all! He's mentally ill! He's at my house as soon as he gets back from get off work! He's like a dog! I don't know how he got in! My dog ​​is even lost! "

These few words seem to have no connection logically, but Miao Jun was also anxious, so he couldn't choose what to say for a while.

Wang Luyan was confused when he heard it, but because of the last sentence, he had an empathetic experience, and asked with concern: "Your dog is lost?"

Miao Jun was startled, and stammered: "Not only my dog...your cat...is gone too..."

After finishing speaking, Miao Jun grabbed the hem of his clothes at a loss, worried that Wang Luyan would lose his anger because of this gain.

"Oh, my cat is fine." Wang Luyan answered, "I came here just to tell you, it's home."

"Going home?" Miao Jun was taken aback, "How is it possible? I'm afraid it will get lost again, and the doors and windows are locked."

Wang Luyan scratched his head and said, "I'm wondering too, but... just go home and sleep well on the bed."

Miao Jun's eyebrows condensed into one place, and his heart became more and more strange.

"But..." Wang Luyan said again, "What's the matter with your dog? I've never heard of dogs jumping out of windows..."

"That's right!" Speaking of Old Hei, Miao Jun became anxious again, "This is so strange! I suspect that the pervert outside stole my dog!"

"Don't worry," Wang Luyan comforted, "Tell me slowly, from beginning to end, what's going on."

Miao Jun nodded, and suddenly realized that the two of them had been standing at the door, he hurriedly called him to sit down in the living room, and told him what had happened while giving him water.

Wang Luyan held the glass in both hands, pondered for a moment, and said, "Do you think this is the case? When you ask who he is, he says he is Old Hei, and then his eyes are mandarin duck eyes like Old Hei's, and his behavior is also very similar to Old Hei's." Hei, you completely obey your commands, right?"

Miao Jun was startled, and said hesitantly, "Yes, yes..."

Wang Luyan took a sip of water and said, "I think... you should let him in first."

Miao Jun jumped up from the sofa in shock: "You don't really think he's my black man?!"

Wang Luyan put down his glass and said, "Whether he is black or not, a naked man squatting in front of your house is nothing serious. At least let him come in and ask, right?"

Hearing this, Miao Jun was reasonable. Although he really didn't want such a pervert to enter his house, it was really not a problem to let him squat at the door. If the neighbor saw him, he didn't know what to think of him. After struggling for a long time, he had to go to the door and open the door.

The naked man outside the door was still squatting motionless, and when the door opened, he immediately began to grin again, as bright as a mental retardation.

"..." Miao Jun looked at his pair of mandarin duck eyes, and muttered sideways: "You come in first."

The naked man heard this, blinked his eyes, seemed to ponder over the meaning of the words, and then he got up and walked towards the door, but he fell straight down as soon as he took a step.

Miao Jun was so frightened that he jumped three feet away, while the naked man hugged his legs and rolled back and forth on the ground in horror, still wailing in a low voice.

"What? What are you doing?" Miao Jun didn't dare to approach, wondering what the hell this man was doing.

Wang Luyan rushed over upon hearing the sound and asked, "What's wrong?"

"I don't know," Miao Jun pointed to the naked man lying on the ground, "It just happened suddenly."

"Ah... ah..." the naked man cried helplessly, and seemed to think hard for a long time before he finally said a word: "It hurts..."

Wang Luyan suddenly understood: "This is...the feet are numb after squatting for a long time?"

When Miao Jun heard it, black lines hung all over his face: "Is it such an exaggeration to have numb feet?"

Wang Luyan looked at Miao Jun, took a step forward and closed the door, then knelt down and pressed the naked man's shoulder, comforting him: "Don't move, the more you move, the more painful it will be, it will be fine in 2 minutes."

The naked man looked at Wang Luyan, digested what he said for a while, and then honestly let go of his legs, sat on the ground with his hands propped back, his eyes fixed on his lower body, his brows were furrowed, as if he was staring at something in the abyss demon.

Wang Luyan followed his line of sight to look down, then quickly looked away, raised his head and said to Miao Jun, "Can you find him some clothes to put on first..."

Miao Jun looked at the naked man, he really didn't want to let such a perverted dog thief wear his clothes, but it was a bit embarrassing to let him hang out like this, so he had to go back to the house awkwardly, and took two clothes come out.

"Put it on." Miao Jun angrily threw the clothes on the naked man, then hugged his chest with both hands, and said, "When you're done, tell me the truth! Where did my old Hei go!"

The naked man took a look at the clothes, raised his head in doubt and repeated, "Put it on?"

Miao Jun lost his patience and shouted, "Put it on! Is there something you don't understand!"

When the naked man heard Miao Jun get angry, he immediately showed a scared expression, looked down at the clothes in his hands, and was a little at a loss.

Wang Luyan watched from the side, couldn't help reaching out for the clothes, and said, "Just put the clothes on, come on, reach out."

Hearing this, the naked man stretched out his hand timidly, while Wang Luyan patiently helped him put on his clothes, then directed him to put the shorts on his legs, then pulled him to stand up, and asked him to pull up the pants by himself .

The naked man stood up and found that his legs were no longer numb, and immediately his brows were filled with joy. After pulling up his pants, he grinned and rushed towards Wang Luyan.

Miao Jun looked at Wang Luyan so patiently from the side, and he seemed too fierce by contrast. He was feeling embarrassed, but he didn't expect to avenge him after helping him get dressed, so he was so frightened that he quickly reached out to stop him.

Wang Luyan also didn't expect this, and was thrown into a moment of unsteadiness, so he took two steps back and leaned against the door.

Although he was slightly taller than Miao Jun, he still couldn't compare to the naked man's figure, and the huge sense of oppression made him tense up immediately.

The naked man pressed Wang Luyan against the door, completely ignoring Miao Jun's pull behind him, and after a pause, he excitedly stuck out his tongue and licked Wang Luyan's face.

Wang Luyan was stupefied by the lick, subconsciously wrinkled his face and received a few hits. Miao Jun was also dumbfounded, and he didn't respond to pulling him, so he shouted in desperation: "Old Hei!"

Hearing this, "Old Hei" immediately let go of Wang Luyan, turned around and looked at Miao Jun with a smile, swayed his body excitedly, and shouted: "Jun Jun! Jun Jun!"

Miao Jun was stunned by the call, then quickly pulled Wang Luyan over and asked, "Are you all right?"

Wang Luyan looked at the two people in front of him, rubbed his drool-smeared face with the back of his hand, and said, "Let me use your bathroom..."

Miao Jun quickly pointed the way to Wang Luyan, then looked at "Old Hei", hesitated for a moment, and said, "Come with me."

"Old Hei" followed Miao Jun to the living room, and after watching Miao Jun sit down, he squatted down on the edge of the sofa.

Miao Jun's clothes were too tight and too thin for him. After squatting like this, his muscular muscles almost burst the T-shirt and shorts.

Miao Jun looked at his squatting posture, said that no one would believe that he was not a dog, so he frowned and said, "Sit on the sofa."

"Old Hei" listened, pondered for a while, then jumped onto the sofa and squatted down.

When Wang Luyan came out after washing his face, he saw the two of them squatting on the sofa, thought for a while, and called out tentatively, "Old Hei?"

"Old Hei" immediately turned to look at him, smiled excitedly, and responded, "Old Hei!"

Wang Luyan looked at Miao Jun who was frowning deeply, then at "Old Hei", walked to the other end of the sofa and sat down, and asked, "Are you really Old Hei?"

Miao Jun looked at Wang Luyan incredulously, but "Old Hei" replied excitedly: "I am Old Hei! Old Hei!"

"You..." Miao Jun didn't know what to say, "Are you joking?"

Wang Luyan looked at Miao Jun with a smile, although he was embarrassed to admit it, but after he heard what Miao Jun said just now, he actually believed that the person in front of him was an old black man.

Although he is also a highly educated person who graduated from a graduate school and should believe in natural science logically, Wang Luyan has always been interested in these supernatural things and firmly believes that there are supernatural and mysterious existences in the world.

"If you are Old Hei," Wang Luyan gave Miao Jun a "calm down" look, then turned to continue to ask "Old Hei", "Can you explain why you changed from a dog to a human? "

Although Miao Jun still didn't want to believe it, he turned his head to look at "Old Hei", ready to listen to his explanation.

"Old Hei" restrained his smile, thought for a while, and repeated in a murmur: "Dog...human...dog..."

Seeing this, Wang Luyan lightly touched Miao Jun's arm and said, "Look for Lao Hei's photo."

After hearing this, Miao Jun didn't know what his plan was, but he turned on the phone cooperatively and found Lao Hei's photo album.

Wang Luyan turned on the selfie mode of his mobile phone, then handed the two mobile phones in front of "Old Hei", and said, "Look, this is the original appearance of Old Hei, and this is your current appearance. Hei, how did you change from this to this?"

"Old Hei" frowned, looked at Lao Hei's photo for a while, looked at himself in the camera for a while, and raised his hand to touch his face, as if he didn't understand what was going on.

Miao Jun became anxious when he saw it, and shouted again: "Can't make it up? Still want to keep pretending to be crazy? Where did you get my old Hei!"

"Old Hei" looked up at Miao Jun, shrank his neck and moved two steps back, and said in a low voice, "Old Hei...I am Lao Hei..."

Seeing him repeating these two sentences over and over again, Miao Jun became more impatient, took back his cell phone and said, "Forget it, I'll call the police."

Wang Luyan listened, looked at "Old Hei" and saw that he did not respond to the word call the police at all, so he pressed Miao Jun's hand that was about to dial, and asked, "Think about it carefully, what happened at home today?" What?"

"Old Hei" looked at Wang Luyan, raised his neck, tried to think about it, and said, "Junjun...go to work...I...wait for Junjun..."

"Yeah," Wang Luyan listened to the joke, and hurriedly encouraged him, "And then? What happened?" Suddenly, he thought of Xueqiu'er, and asked, "Where's the cat? Did you see the cat?"

"Cat?" "Old Hei" frowned, as if he was thinking about what a cat is, and then suddenly his eyes became clear, and he said loudly, "Cat! Cat! The cat is out!"

"Come out?" Miao Jun couldn't help answering, "The door is locked, how could it come out? It unlocked the door?"

"The door... the door..." "Old Hei" suddenly turned his head to look, then pointed to the door of the guest room and said, "Get out of the door! It's not open!"

"Not on?" Wang Luyan and Miao Jun repeated in unison, and then looked at each other, unable to understand what it meant.

"The cat came out! The door didn't open!" "Old Hei" became more and more excited, and danced and said, "I...I love you! I love you!"

Miao Jun burst into sweat, but his family's old black was indeed always cowardly.

"Cat! Get bigger! Get... taller!" "Old Hei" suddenly picked up Wang Luyan's phone, looked at himself in the camera, and then turned the screen to Miao Jun and Wang Luyan, "People! People! Cats... cats become aldult!"